How well would you say that you understand the opposite sex?

[mickill]

Sometimes, I'm like, "Yeah, I got you women figured out completely."

Other times, I'm like, "What the hell is wrong with you are you some kind of an alien seriously I do not understand your motives and actions and why can't you just make sense sometimes because you're making me want to stab myself in the frickin' head even though I married you and I should be used to this by now but seriously why are we talking about this again I just want to sleep and it's 5 in the morning what do you want from me I'm not even fully awake but I kinda see what you mean"

But it's a lot easier when you're a teenager. Postadolescent females tend to have actual expectations of you and have already developed shit like self esteem and an understanding of their worth and whatnot.

[beastiegirrl101]

hi

[TurdBerglar]

women want and expect much more from life than dudes do

[DandyFop]

blablablablabla women blablablabla

blablablablablablablablablablablablablabla stab blablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla sleep blablablablablablablablabla
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[Bob]

^that's pretty much what we hear if you must know

[Rock]

Relationships:
-First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she .................................................. .elle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut Brain and Useless
Yeah, about 75% of that is bullshit and 60% not funny. Much like what I post.

[roosta]

women are gay

[marsdaddy]

It's about them understanding me!

[mickill]

*the usual perpetual retardedness DandyFop has to offer*

This is why I don't bother trying to talk to you in a normal way. You can't seem to make up your mind. You ask me to be nicer to you and when I am you just go and do stuff like this. Thanks. It really goes to show what kind of person you are. I won't say what kind. I'm sure you already know.

cmute, of course she typed all that out.

[beastiegirrl101]

I hope you used cut/paste for this, otherwise I'll feel bad because I didn't want to take the time to read it all. What was the point?

the point was it's just another typical woman bitching. ...

[hpdrifter]

I don't think I understand the opposite sex very well but one rule has served me pretty well: Men are pretty straightforward. There is no use trying to pick over every little detail of what they said or how they said it because they pretty much just mean what they said and nothing else.

And if their mouth isn't saying it, their actions are.

What did you do, Mike? Why does she need to talk?

[mickill]

I didn't do anything at all. It's just routine, really. You know how it is. If circumstances, financial or otherwise, need to be addressed, she feels that we should discuss it, plan ahead and take some action to remedy the situation before it grows out of hand. And I'm more like, let's just hang out and maybe the problem will go away on it's own. See, we each make valid points, we're just on different pages, that's all.

[hpdrifter]

Damn. Is it wrong that I was hoping she'd decided to leave you for a hot single dad who hangs out at the park leaving you free to travel to Seattle and make my boyfriend jealous?

[abcdefz]

I don't think I understand the opposite sex very well but one rule has served me pretty well: Men are pretty straightforward. There is no use trying to pick over every little detail of what they said or how they said it because they pretty much just mean what they said and nothing else.

And if their mouth isn't saying it, their actions are.





Good for you.

Some are liars. But if you can figure out who's not a liar, we pretty much say what we mean.

[Chicka B]

Probably not as much as I think. Same goes for you know-it-alls. :rolleyes:

[mickill]

Damn. Is it wrong that I was hoping she'd decided to leave you for a hot single dad who hangs out at the park leaving you free to travel to Seattle and make my boyfriend jealous?
Hmmm. Why? Is there a shortage of borderline perfect specimens of the male species in the Seattle area to help you with the twisted little mind games you intend to play on him?

[hpdrifter]

Good for you.

Some are liars. But if you can figure out who's not a liar, we pretty much say what we mean.

Yeah, but most of the time you can tell when they're lying. I think most of the time they're not that great at coming up with backstory to support the falsified scenario.

That's where reading into things comes in really handy.

[Bob]

Good for you.

Some are liars. But if you can figure out who's not a liar, we pretty much say what we mean.

what if you're a liar? that would just screw up everything

[hpdrifter]

Hmmm. Why? Is there a shortage of borderline perfect specimens of the male species in the Seattle area to help you with the twisted little mind games you intend to play on him?

The boyfriend thing was just thrown in there to soften the intended purpose of the post, which was to say I want to have sex with you.

I could conveniently be without a boyfriend at any time, baby.

*makes kissy faces and licks teeth.*

[mickill]

The boyfriend thing was just thrown in there to soften the intended purpose of the post, which was to say I want to have sex with you.

I could conveniently be without a boyfriend at any time, baby.

*makes kissy faces and licks teeth.*
Whoa. I think you're actually serious.

[hpdrifter]

grrr. rawr.

*makes paw motion with hand*

I'm an irresistable sex bomb.

[kleptomaniac]

guys are complicated things :rolleyes:

[Funky Pepp]

Sex:
Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds
of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.
I'm a female, but I think foreplay is a waste of time. Everything longer
than 10 minutes is work not sex.

All in all, I don't get along with girls very well, 'cause they are so bitchy
and donn't say what they mean/want/need. They expect everybody to
know what they wish. (Most of them). And I hate stuff like: "Oh I can't
carry that, that's too heavy!" And I hate women in cars who like to talk
to their friends instead of driving. I guess that's it for the moment ;)

But some girls are cool... :D

[mickill]

grrr. rawr.

*makes paw motion with hand*

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.

Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, whose just kinda cowering in the corner.

Sue: Shivering.

Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and your staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself and with these claws your thinking "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...

Trent: Yeah you're not hurting it. Your just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...

Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself you don't know what to do, man. I don't know how to kill the bunny. With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

Sue: You're like a big bear, man.

Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?

Trent: No I'm not fucking with you.

Sue: Honestly, man.

[enree erzweglle]

I know some people well, and I can recognize some personality types easily. But I don't know that I would generalize and say that yes, I know men/women well.

When I was young/er, I used to think that I could read people reasonably well. Then I realized that it was just that I could read (with some accuracy) the people I surrounded myself with. Probably because we got on well and that was probably because their personalities were similar to mine, so I had an in.

Scary: people who insist that they know people when they know jack shit.
Scarier: ^^^ people telling you that they know you better than you know yourself.

[hpdrifter]

So am I the bear in this scenario? Or are you? I'm not sure I like where you're going with this.

[mickill]

No, I'm the bear. I'm Mike. You're the bunny. Look at your avatar, dammit. Just look. It was perfect.

[Funky Pepp]

No, I'm the bear. I'm Mike. You're the bunny. Look at your avatar, dammit. Just look. It was perfect.
So, you are the one on bear-magazine as well? ;)

[hpdrifter]

Oh, I'm the bunny. I get it.

I could be a bunny. If that's what you're into.

[marsdaddy]

PM?!

[mickill]

I keep my dirt out in the open, man. I got nothing to hide here. I don't wanna get Tupac'ed. You saw it, she started it. I'm the victim.

[hpdrifter]

You could be the victim. If that's what you're into.

[marsdaddy]

I keep my dirt out in the open, man. I got nothing to hide here. I don't wanna get Tupac'ed. You saw it, she started it. I'm the victim.You're a carrier now. TB or something, I don't know. But when that shit spreads, you're patient zero.

[hpdrifter]

PM?!

We're not serious, dude. Jeez, I'm just funnin with my buddy Mikey over here.

*Slaps Mike on the back, grabs shoulder and shakes him. Runs hand down arm, squeezes bicep*

Uh, huh.

[mickill]

See what I mean?

[marsdaddy]

We're not serious, dude. Jeez, I'm just funnin with my buddy Mikey over here.I know. You don't have a serious bone in your body...but if you could, you would. SHUT YOUR MOUTH?!

[hpdrifter]

It actually took me a minute to get this. ^

I guess I'm not all that well versed in sarcasm. Or irony.

[ToucanSpam]

On a scale of one to ten, I'd say 5 or 6. Meh. Mystery is more exciting than predictability.

[DandyFop]

Mystery is more exciting than predictability.

How profound.

[ToucanSpam]

Gimme a break, ok? Seriously, I've not done you any harm.

[fucktopgirl]

man,,i almost wet my panty reading mickill and hpdrifter cruising each others.YOu should just getting" E on "in private.making scene in public!


women and man undertsand each other best in the bed!The rest of the time,,man are too stupid!! :D

And turd,really fucking brillant"women want more from life then man do"
freaking nonsense,like if you man want to stay in an swamp and never evoluate!you dont have dreams,goals,,, no ambition?

[avignon]

Walter never lets me play the neurotic female mind-games. And I TRY! He's always like, "What's wrong? Something's bothering you I can hear it in your voice, so tell me right now so we can talk about it." I mean, he's RELENTLESS with that whole communication thing and that sharing our feelings and thoughts hoo-ha. I mean, I take the quizes in the women's magazines and he scores better than me! I feel awful. If I can't turn his mind into an emotional meatloaf, then I've failed as a woman.

[Medellia]

I try not to play the typical female mind games. I feel so silly and embarassed when I do, but sometimes I can't help it. Oh well, I'm trying. I guess that counts for something.

[Freebasser]

Mike, stop flirting with women, or I'll tell Braddddddddd.

I'm sorry - I got my finger caught in the keyboard for a moment there.

[cosmo105]

Gimme a break, ok? Seriously, I've not done you any harm.
whatever happened to the whole "leaving at 10,000" thing anyway?

[Freebasser]

I sense a post-off coming on...

[Bob]

Walter never lets me play the neurotic female mind-games. And I TRY! He's always like, "What's wrong? Something's bothering you I can hear it in your voice, so tell me right now so we can talk about it." I mean, he's RELENTLESS with that whole communication thing and that sharing our feelings and thoughts hoo-ha. I mean, I take the quizes in the women's magazines and he scores better than me! I feel awful. If I can't turn his mind into an emotional meatloaf, then I've failed as a woman.

maybe he's gay

who's walter?

[avignon]

maybe he's gay

who's walter?
Synch. And yes, he's gay. That's why he likes me so much. I'm a lesbian.

[Bob]

i know who walter is, the joke was that i was calling him gay without realizing he was a member of the BBMB

i was pretty sure that wasn't going to work, it was all in the delivery and you dont have a lot of delivery room on the internet, i shouldn't have tried :(

[fucktopgirl]

Synch. And yes, he's gay. That's why he likes me so much. I'm a lesbian.


:eek:

[Freebasser]

Who said anything about delivering babies?

[avignon]

^ Look Bob. It did work!

Edit: Damn Freebs ruined my delivery.

[Rancid_Beasties]

whatever happened to the whole "leaving at 10,000" thing anyway?
I didnt even notice you two were at 10,000. You do know next post purge, toucan's going to still be on 10,000 and you'll be on like 3,000. Scary stuff.

[zorra_chiflada]

i am a member of the opposite sex

[Rancid_Beasties]

The opposite of which sex?

[zorra_chiflada]

The opposite of which sex?


sorry, i was making a joke. :(

it will never happen again, sir :(

[Rancid_Beasties]

sorry, i was making a joke. :(

it will never happen again, sir :(
:(

[Zonkie]

Comedy:
-Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of "The Three Stooges" comes on. Immediately, the men will get very excited; they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The women will roll their eys and groan and wait it out.

hey now, i enjoy the stooges quite a bit.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I'd rather iggy and the stooges than the three stooges. Then again, I like movies that girls seem to hate like predator and harold and kumar go to white castle.

[ToucanSpam]

whatever happened to the whole "leaving at 10,000" thing anyway?
I changed my mind. Why do you give a shit?

[enree erzweglle]

Walter never lets me play the neurotic female mind-games. And I TRY! He's always like, "What's wrong? Something's bothering you I can hear it in your voice, so tell me right now so we can talk about it." I mean, he's RELENTLESS with that whole communication thing and that sharing our feelings and thoughts hoo-ha.
I don't know that I see this in my friends necessarily as a male-female thing.

I've got a few male friends and when I bring a problem to each of them, they approach it differently. My favorite always comes from the statisician/logician. He listens very attentively and then when I'm done, he goes something like, "You've got three options. One..." :D

The thing that sometimes bugs me about some of my friends--one in particular: He'll share something with me--news of some personal accomplishment--and I'll be thrilled to hear it, thrilled for him. I really am happy about it for lots of different reasons.

But when I share similarly, I might get this in return: . (Nothing.)
Or maybe I get a dismissive "Isn't that nice." in response.

Like last week, I spent maybe 15 consecutive hours working hard on a project that was physically draining but that meant a whole lot to me to do it. I mentioned it as a lead-in to maybe talking about it further. I got this: . (Nothing.)

So I mentioned it again later on and got something like this: "(Doing) something like that...it just doesn't appeal to me." Apparently, end of topic.

When that happens and if I'm brewing just the right amount of impatience, I resolve to be unresponsive or lukewarm when he's giddy about his projects or when he needs some reassurance because of them. I think, don't people usually give what they want in return? Maybe he wants low-key, terse, unenthusiastic, monotone input. But when I do that, it's not well received and when I bubble in the way that feels natural to me when I really AM excited about the news, he is thrilled about that and says so.

So I stay status quo and I react in the way that feels natural and I try not to expect him to show interest in my projects similarly. But in just the right frame of mind, the near-dismissiveness that I get bugs me. I try to throw it away. I'm often not good at that.

[Qdrop]

It's just routine, really. You know how it is. If circumstances, financial or otherwise, need to be addressed, she feels that we should discuss it, plan ahead and take some action to remedy the situation before it grows out of hand. And I'm more like, let's just hang out and maybe the problem will go away on it's own.

me and jenny are the exact opposite of that....
wierd.

[Nuzzolese]

Spineless wimps or heartless jerks. The spineless wimps are usually nicer but the heartless jerks are usually more successful. And women are clingy psychos or emotionally distant whores. It took me an unnecessarily long time to learn that even though men admire cool aloof tough women, what they really want regularly is attention and affection and it doesn't matter sometimes how witty or resourceful or attractive you are, what matters is how much attention you're willing to devote to him. It's all about BJs without gagging, ponying up for the bill on occasion, pretending to be jealous when he needs it, and matching bra and panty sets. Am I right or am I right or am I right?????????

[hpdrifter]

It took me an unnecessarily long time to learn that even though men admire cool aloof tough women, what they really want regularly is attention and affection and it doesn't matter sometimes how witty or resourceful or attractive you are, what matters is how much attention you're willing to devote to him. It's all about BJs without gagging, ponying up for the bill on occasion, pretending to be jealous when he needs it, and matching bra and panty sets. Am I right or am I right or am I right?????????

I don't know if you're being facetious here but I think this may be truer than you may have meant. The guy I'm dating now needs constant attention. He wants me to be with him all the time and I think it annoys him that I'm more independent than that. Like last night I went to hang with my girlfriends and I think he might be irritated about that. I always thought guys liked a girl who was a little independent. I guess they are insecure and need validation as much as we do at times.

Medellia: I, too, do the girl pouty thing sometimes. I try not to but occasionally I'll catch myself saying something like, "You should do whatever you want..."

[instigator7022]

I love boys but they are dumb.


dumb.


dumb.


dumb.

[Bob]

I don't know if you're being facetious here but I think this may be truer than you may have meant. The guy I'm dating now needs constant attention. He wants me to be with him all the time and I think it annoys him that I'm more independent than that. Like last night I went to hang with my girlfriends and I think he might be irritated about that. I always thought guys liked a girl who was a little independent. I guess they are insecure and need validation as much as we do at times.

Medellia: I, too, do the girl pouty thing sometimes. I try not to but occasionally I'll catch myself saying something like, "You should do whatever you want..."

my roommate last year was kind of the opposite, he didn't like to be around his girlfriend all the time. not that he didn't like HER, he just didn't like to be around her every minute of every day, he enjoyed his space. i guess not every guy is the same or something whoa

[DapperDiverge]

How well would you say that you understand the opposite sex?...

suprisingly, pretty well.

I've never gotten along with girls too well... they talk about too much bullshit that doesn't matter (makeup, clothes, hair, blah, blah, blah...)

whenever I'd talk to the guys it would be about something serious like politics or hypothetical situations, etc... not to say we didn't talk about nasty things like sex, dead things or odd bodily funtions...

If I were some guy's girlfriend, I guess I'd be like his guy friend with boobs... relaxed, laid-back, burps, farts, ya know, acting natural and not stuck up like most women... I'm pretty diplomatic ( tactful) and very democratic (y) :cool:

[Kid Presentable]

Hey Annie, well, look at you!
Is that a new boy stuck on your shoe?
Come on Annie, how is it so?
You've always got a new bubble to blow

I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna get done
I'm just a girl that's only chewing for fun
You spit it out when all the flavour has gone
Wrap him round your finger like you're playing with gum

Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

Hey Annie, you used to be
The only girl to take it seriously
Come on Annie, tell us your trick
On how you keep on getting boys to stick

Okay, I'll tell you why - you'll never look back
It's my selection it's my pick of the pack
Well hot dog, I'm a chewing machine
It makes me smile and keeps my teeth clean

Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

(I just wanna chew gum)

Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, no you're not the one
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

I don't want to settle down
I just wanna have fun
I don't want to settle down
I just wanna chew gum

Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

(I just wanna chew gum)

Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, no you're not the one
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

La la la la la-la la-la la-la la la
La la la la-la la-la la la la
La la la la-la la-la la-la la la
La la la la-la la-la la la la

Oh no!

[g-mile7]

well.

[Nuzzolese]

I don't understand why guys would prefer to have a girlfriend who is like a man in a woman's body. Did you ever see There's Something About Mary? The idea was that she was the perfect girl because she was just like a guy but looked like a model. (And, yeah, she was kind and funloving too) but still a lot of (young) men seem to want a girl who is just as much of a guy as he is. They don't like women at all, they just find them visually pleasing. And goddamnit my coworker Paula next to me is chewing her gum so loudly with these smacking and snapping sounds it's like her mouth has suddenly grown two feet wide and she's giving a roll of bubble wrap a good working on with her bovine-like jowels. Point is, women have positive feminine qualities that aren't necessarily worthless. Oh yeah, and DapperDiverge is totally awesome with the duders in case anyone missed that bit of horn-tootin.

[Kid Presentable]

In the nicest way possible, the inherent difference between a girl who acts like a dude, and one of your own male friends, is that one cannot knock out the former without serious social rammifications.

[g-mile7]

I don't understand why guys would prefer to have a girlfriend who is like a man in a woman's body. Did you ever see There's Something About Mary? The idea was that she was the perfect girl because she was just like a guy but looked like a model. (And, yeah, she was kind and funloving too) but still a lot of (young) men seem to want a girl who is just as much of a guy as he is. They don't like women at all, they just find them visually pleasing. And goddamnit my coworker Paula next to me is chewing her gum so loudly with these smacking and snapping sounds it's like her mouth has suddenly grown two feet wide and she's giving a roll of bubble wrap a good working on with her bovine-like jowels. Point is, women have positive feminine qualities that aren't necessarily worthless. Oh yeah, and DapperDiverge is totally awesome with the duders in case anyone missed that bit of horn-tootin.



That's not true nowdays at least for the most part. Sure I would like my lady to be into Basketball (and she might want me to be into Soaps/Cooking which I am) but I don't want my woman yelling "KILL THAT BASTARD" while watching UFC and eating pork backs. Obviously, given the amount of jack ass boyfriends and the dumb girls who date 'em, that sterotype isn't that true because if the girl was more like a guy then the jack ass boyfriend plague would be dead today.

[g-mile7]

In the nicest way possible, the inherent difference between a girl who acts like a dude, and one of your own male friends, is that one cannot knock out the former without serious social rammifications.


true.

[DapperDiverge]

If I were some guy's girlfriend, I guess I'd be like his guy friend with boobs... relaxed, laid-back, burps, farts, ya know, acting natural and not stuck up like most women... I'm pretty diplomatic ( tactful) and very democratic (y) :cool:


may I clarify myself... I'm not flattered at all by burping and farting... I'm just saying I wouldn't be so uptight about someone doing it... it's natural, and women act like that kind of stuff shouldn't happen... I agree in certain places and situations... but if my man and I are chillin' alone or with close friends, then yeah let it out!! laugh about it... joke about it, women are just too serious... like Marvin Tikva says on Mad tv... "C'mon, Shelly!!" :D

[Sarky Devotchka]

I think men want the best of all worlds, while women are more willing to compromise.

like, I'll go out to the bar with some guy friends and there will be these scene girls who always hit on them and then completely ignore me, and I'll be like, "hey, you want me to go over there and leave you two alone?" and the dude'll be like, "no, stay with me, these girls are psycho". so, these boys enjoy spending time with me and cort, but they don't ever ask us out or try to make out with us...but they'll try to make out with the crazy girls. I assume because they are attractive/skinny, etc. Although, I think we're all turning a corner of sorts. they seem to be tired of crazies/sluts lately.

anyway, these guys have been major jerks to these girls, but they still keep coming around. some of them are balding, some don't dress that well, but they are musicians and handsome...so they're girl magnets. but they have super high standards for girls, as far as who they'll actually date (not counting who they'll fuck). but then they'll suprise you and start dating someone who doesn't even seem that cool.

I don't know, being "one of the guys" has it's perks, but it usually backfires. that's why 2 years ago I started wearing heels and showing my tits.

yeah, so I understand them somewhat, but I still can't figure them out.

[Qdrop]

It took me an unnecessarily long time to learn that even though men admire cool aloof tough women, what they really want regularly is attention and affection and it doesn't matter sometimes how witty or resourceful or attractive you are, what matters is how much attention you're willing to devote to him. It's all about BJs without gagging, ponying up for the bill on occasion, pretending to be jealous when he needs it, and matching bra and panty sets. Am I right or am I right or am I right?????????

pretty much spot on.
that's a REAL relationship.

[g-mile7]

pretty much spot on.
that's a REAL relationship.


I disagree.

[Qdrop]

I don't understand why guys would prefer to have a girlfriend who is like a man in a woman's body. Did you ever see There's Something About Mary? The idea was that she was the perfect girl because she was just like a guy but looked like a model. (And, yeah, she was kind and funloving too) but still a lot of (young) men seem to want a girl who is just as much of a guy as he is. They don't like women at all, they just find them visually pleasing.

damn, you're just batting .1000 today....

it's true. we pretty much hate women....but find them visually and physically necessary.
so we try to find the most "dude-like" chick we can find....who still looks like a chick.
Jenny is pretty much a tomboy on a lot things. she has a her girly qualities (decorating, very emotional, chick flicks), but she hates most other women and hates the shallow womenly world that is commercially sold to the female gender.
she likes football, and thinks burps and farts are funny. she plays videogames. likes hip hop and underground DJ world. like horror movies and some action shit....
she's like my best buddy...but she's also hot and we like to "do it".
that's love, baby.

[Qdrop]

I disagree.

are you single?

[g-mile7]

are you single?


sure.

[Qdrop]

sure.

exactly.

[ASsman]

I think you need to get it in the butt atleast once to really appreciate women.

Not but really, confidence is what I hear a lot. Being around women for 90% of my life (thus far), kinda made me a mama's boy I suppose. Most of the HS years were spent hanging out with the ladies, you learn a lot. I'll take a swing at it though , see what you think Q and G.

Confidence (goes along with maturity and feeling secure in ones self)

Being real (loosing the whole pretending to be something you not, like Q and that speed racer jacket, FAKE! haha)

Humor (I'm not the best looking guy, obviouslym, very few people look like goddamn Brad Pitt. But humor helps a LOT , you wouldn't imagine how easily women let their guard down after a few jokes. This goes along with confidence, you feel confident about yourself the jokes will come and come out more naturally)

Personality (Funny, Confident guy, just needs a little garlic, BAM! )

Devotion (I guess I'm old school, but devoting time and attention like there is no tomorrow, being gentleman like comes into play aswell. Just sort of being there when they need someone to talk to. Women for the most part like to talk, about feelings and the like. Which is something I see as very important in relationships, Im just repeating what is known, I saw this a lot growing up in a disfunctional family.)

Probably missed a few, not sure but this is what I think. From many years of not having my own boo and just watching on the sidelines.Yeh.


Also you need to learn to read women, see what type of girls they are. Some like the big tough guy thing, other prefer a more sensitive guy. Being both in moderation seems to work great most of the time. But as always there are those women who will not like you not matter what, just because you wear pink. Well suck my cock. I like looking good.

[Bob]

I don't understand why guys would prefer to have a girlfriend who is like a man in a woman's body. Did you ever see There's Something About Mary? The idea was that she was the perfect girl because she was just like a guy but looked like a model. (And, yeah, she was kind and funloving too) but still a lot of (young) men seem to want a girl who is just as much of a guy as he is. They don't like women at all, they just find them visually pleasing. And goddamnit my coworker Paula next to me is chewing her gum so loudly with these smacking and snapping sounds it's like her mouth has suddenly grown two feet wide and she's giving a roll of bubble wrap a good working on with her bovine-like jowels. Point is, women have positive feminine qualities that aren't necessarily worthless. Oh yeah, and DapperDiverge is totally awesome with the duders in case anyone missed that bit of horn-tootin.

do any girls want a boyfriend who's a girl in a man's body?

not that i uh have any personal interest in the answer to this question or anything because i'm so manly i intimidate myself sometimes but i'm just curious, you know

[g-mile7]

exactly.


all I'm saying is people keep trying to sterotype all men, if you cool with being labled as someone who doesnt give a damn bout a female other then getting head and being called big papi then thats on you, I happen to know what kind of man I am, and as a result I have have had many stable relationships. One the reason I am single is because of people like Nuzz's assumptions on men and many girls just settling with those type.Fuck that type of thinking.

[ASsman]

Would be the equivalent of a Metrosexual.

I would say yes, many. Else it wouldn't be such a popular thing, metrosuxuality that is.

all I'm saying is people keep trying to sterotype all men, if you cool with being labled as someone who doesnt give a damn bout a female other then getting head and being called big papi then thats on you, I happen to know what kind of man I am, and as a result I have have had many stable relationships. One the reason I am single is because of people like Nuzz's assumptions on men and many girls just settling with those type.Fuck that type of thinking.
Yah it's hard overcoming that barrier. If we were all comftorable with our sexuality, the world would be a better place. I for one see nothing wrong with just hooking up with women, being mutual of course. Totally different approach to relationships though, obv.

[skinnybutphat]

One thing I find real interesting with women is how competitive they are with each other. Whenever a girl walks into a bar every girl in the place will instantly compare her to herself, and then make a comment about her outfit.

[beastiegirrl101]

One thing I find real interesting with women is how competitive they are with each other. Whenever a girl walks into a bar every girl in the place will instantly compare her to herself, and then make a comment about her outfit.

agreed.

[ASsman]

Seriously. Have you ever watched Room Raiders, IMO some of those guys are just unattractive anyway you cut it. But 1. They are on TV and 2. There is competition , so they MUST have the guy, and he is DAMN sexy.

I find it a great example of what you are explaining. Incase you haven't noticed I enjoy learning and watching people interact. Sociology kicks ass.

[skinnybutphat]

agreed.

You did it 9 times in the hour we hung out.

[beastiegirrl101]

You did it 9 times in the hour we hung out.

my outfit was waaaay better than your hoodie.

[skinnybutphat]

that'z becauze I keepz it real

[beastiegirrl101]

that'z becauze I keepz it real

are you implying that my black turtle neck was not keeping it realz?

[Qdrop]

Being real (loosing the whole pretending to be something you not, like Q and that speed racer jacket, FAKE! haha)


hey! i haven't that bought jacket!.............yet.

[Qdrop]

One the reason I am single is because of people like Nuzz's assumptions on men and many girls just settling with those type.Fuck that type of thinking.

yeah it's people like Nuzz that FORCE you to be single.

damn you, nuzz...damn you.

[skinnybutphat]

are you implying that my black turtle neck was not keeping it realz?

I thought you had a Intergalactic shirt on?

[ASsman]

hey! i haven't that bought jacket!.............yet.
I doubt that, you lie man, you lie. You ain't cool in my books, not that you ever were, just reiterating.

[Qdrop]

I doubt that, you lie man, you lie. You ain't cool in my books, not that you ever were, just reiterating.

thanks.
i'll make sure i lose sleep over that.

[Nuzzolese]

One thing I find real interesting with women is how competitive they are with each other. Whenever a girl walks into a bar every girl in the place will instantly compare her to herself, and then make a comment about her outfit.

Then they hit each other with their hair by whipping it around as if they don't know what they're doing. And they snub each other by pretending to be all buddy-buddy best friends with one girl at the table, buying her a drink and totally ignoring you because their best guy friend is talking to you and his jokes aren't even funny so he's not even worth making a needless enemy over just because she can't admit to herself that she's more than just friends with him so she's trying to make him jealous with another guy and you're just an innocent pawn in their evil mind game and you drive home crying because the stripper gave you a hard time for sassback to her bouncer husband.

[Nuzzolese]

yeah it's people like Nuzz that FORCE you to be single.

damn you, nuzz...damn you.

These aren't MY assumptions! I'm just speaking for the masses and saying what I've observed. When I'm talking about oranges don't apple your shit up in my face screaming about how you don't even have that much citrus to your content! I don't even want to date gmile, if gmile wants to date me I'm sorry but I'm involved with someone else at the moment.

[Bob]

Then they hit each other with their hair by whipping it around as if they don't know what they're doing. And they snub each other by pretending to be all buddy-buddy best friends with one girl at the table, buying her a drink and totally ignoring you because their best guy friend is talking to you and his jokes aren't even funny so he's not even worth making a needless enemy over just because she can't admit to herself that she's more than just friends with him so she's trying to make him jealous with another guy and you're just an innocent pawn in their evil mind game and you drive home crying because the stripper gave you a hard time for sassback to her bouncer husband.

oh yeah...that brings back memories

[Nuzzolese]

There is nothing wrong with being single. I prefer it over most options.

[ASsman]

Says the single person.

[Nuzzolese]

Says the single person.

Who else would know better? But you don't know what the shit you're talking about, and anyone who condems someone for being single sounds codependent and weak. Some of the biggest asshole losers I know are in relationships. Like Cameron says "I'll give you two reasons; my mother and my father. They're married and they hate each other."

[Qdrop]

These aren't MY assumptions! I'm just speaking for the masses and saying what I've observed. When I'm talking about oranges don't apple your shit up in my face screaming about how you don't even have that much citrus to your content! I don't even want to date gmile, if gmile wants to date me I'm sorry but I'm involved with someone else at the moment.

nuzz, i was being sarcastic.

i was mocking Gmile.
stand down.

[Nuzzolese]

nuzz, i was being sarcastic.

i was mocking Gmile.
stand down.

Look, I don't want to date g-mile. Leave me alone, okay this isn't my fault he doesn't understand women. GET OFF MY CASE!

[Nuzzolese]

oh yeah...that brings back memories

You really hurt me that night.

[beastiegirrl101]

I thought you had a Intergalactic shirt on?

no that was Laver.

[g-mile7]

These aren't MY assumptions! I'm just speaking for the masses and saying what I've observed. When I'm talking about oranges don't apple your shit up in my face screaming about how you don't even have that much citrus to your content! I don't even want to date gmile, if gmile wants to date me I'm sorry but I'm involved with someone else at the moment.



HAHAHAHA!!!!Wow...where in the hell did that come from...I've never even talked to you...I surely hope your kidding. Nuzz in the building and she feelin' herself (lb)

[g-mile7]

Look, I don't want to date g-mile. Leave me alone, okay this isn't my fault he doesn't understand women. GET OFF MY CASE!


WOOOOOAAA I understand "sane" women...but there lies the paradox, the question in the muthafunkin' question'.

[Nuzzolese]

What, you don't like white girls? What are you... unAmerican?!

[g-mile7]

What, you don't like white girls? What are you... unAmerican?!



Aren't we all unAmerican based on the standards being set?

[Bob]

You really hurt me that night.

that's how i roll, baby, love it or leave it!

[Nuzzolese]

To what standards are you referring? Wait, answering a question with a question, classic deferrence of focus to avoid confrontation. Out with it! Why are you single? Don't you like any girls you know? Do you want a gf? Are you "talking to" anyone but hesitant to define it for fear of a jinx?

[Nuzzolese]

that's how i roll, baby, love it or leave it!

I'm crying either way heartbreaker, lovetaker...

[g-mile7]

To what standards are you referring? Wait, answering a question with a question, classic deferrence of focus to avoid confrontation. Out with it! Why are you single? Don't you like any girls you know? Do you want a gf? Are you "talking to" anyone but hesitant to define it for fear of a jinx?


I'm alot quicker then most people give me credit for ;) and you made me laugh with that silly comment. This ain't chess now.all this time I've tried to talk to the great Nuzze (myspace,the board) I've been given bad vibes. See I've heard all bout you from my "sources" so I know what to expect when trying to talk to as well as "spit a convo" with you. HAHAHA what's with the psycho-babble chica?So many questions and I've never answered the first one you threw. I am single because...girls my age are into games. And then use the same "there are no good guys" analogy to not give the right one a chance. Refer to "my" Myspace:



I hate it when girls list out what they look for in a guy and when you say 'hey I match your list' they all of a sudden change it, y'all foolish for that'

See my philosophy is that their is a door when trying to talk to a girl, and you have to find the right key (common interests, your a rich bastard etc) to get in, I found several keys that worked, and just when I was bout to walk in singing joy 2 the F'n world, she drops the bomb on me and closes the door on my leg. And by not having any chance to make anything with her, I’m in that metaphoric wheelchair and the door is not wheelchair accessible


I want a girlfriend, sure, but I will not be the one who makes the first move. I will show you intrigue, but it's up to you to let me know str8 up what's the deal. I will not be guessing. I like plenty girls I know, but unless their willing to come into the relationship with an open mind and not thinking they have "the masses" figured out then I will never find the right one now, huh? I defy alot of stereotypes...it's just on y'all to believe it.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh you listen to the gossip? Who's not giving whom a fair chance now?

This is how I entertain myself. And now it's time to go home.

[Bob]

we're all just characters in your little plays, aren't we?

[TAL]

Have a lovely evening, Nuzz.

[ASsman]

Why you get no play playa?

[BGirl]

it's true. we pretty much hate women....but find them visually and physically necessary.
:eek:

:mad: (n)







i guess not every guy is the same or something whoa
:p (y)

[g-mile7]

Oh you listen to the gossip? Who's not giving whom a fair chance now?

This is how I entertain myself. And now it's time to go home.


it's not gossip when it's proven true.Check mate.


I entertain myself by doing music, sports and speaking.

[Nuzzolese]

Doing speaking is really fun.

[g-mile7]

Doing speaking is really fun.



I never said that the gossip was negative now'.Another assumption.