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HEIRESS
02-07-2006, 02:54 PM
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/07/britney_spears_is_a_great_mom_1.html
marsdaddy
02-07-2006, 03:01 PM
Great, I got a block that said something about profanity and sexual situations. HR will be calling me any minute now.

Where is that I Hate You Heiress thread?
kaiser soze
02-07-2006, 03:12 PM
what a slug!
Bob
02-07-2006, 03:15 PM
some of these comments are pretty funny:

Ok, you guys have got it all wrong - she's got one hand on the steering wheel right, you can't see her other hand, but I guarantee she's got a marlboro light in it. She HAD to have the baby in her lap. Who else is going to hold her cheeto's for her?
Pres Zount
02-07-2006, 03:16 PM
She really has that worried "being chased by the paparazzi" look about her. Stupid moron.

I wish I could just smack her in the mouth.
Bob
02-07-2006, 03:18 PM
She really has that worried "being chased by the paparazzi" look about her. Stupid moron.

I wish I could just smack her in the mouth.

seriously. she was so concerned for the safety of her child that she didn't even have time to put him in his carseat :rolleyes:

although to be fair, she probably is telling the truth about the paparazzi following her...how else would we have the pictures?
kleptomaniac
02-07-2006, 03:19 PM
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/07/britney_spears_is_a_great_mom_1.html

oops, she did it again (!)
cookiepuss
02-07-2006, 03:24 PM
dude I don't even let my little DOG sit in my lap while I drive because of the airbag and shit. My DOG has a car seat!


oh Britney! :rolleyes:
marsdaddy
02-07-2006, 03:34 PM
dude I don't even let my little DOG sit in my lap while I drive because of the airbag and shit. My DOG has a car seat!


oh Britney! :rolleyes:I saw a woman with her dog in a stoller! WTF is wrong with people?
cookiepuss
02-07-2006, 03:39 PM
yeah I've seen those. Ideally they are for really old dogs who physically can't go for walks, but whose owners still want to take they with them.
marsdaddy
02-07-2006, 03:48 PM
yeah I've seen those. Ideally they are for really old dogs who physically can't go for walks, but whose owners still want to take they with them.No. This was a woman with a yip yip dog that looked pretty spry. And a $800 Bugaboo stroller. She did have a kid in a separate stroller, too. But the nanny was pushing that one.
cookiepuss
02-07-2006, 04:01 PM
Was this in the Marina district or Pacific Heights? ;)

Yeah that's why I said "ideally" they are for old dogs. but this kinda sounds like it was a human stroller not one of the ones made for poochies. Poor dog. the stupid rich bitch would find her dog alot less yappy if she actually exercised it by letting it walk or run after a ball once in a while.
marsdaddy
02-07-2006, 04:15 PM
Was this in the Marina district or Pacific Heights? ;)

Yeah that's why I said "ideally" they are for old dogs. but this kinda sounds like it was a human stroller not one of the ones made for poochies. Poor dog. the stupid rich bitch would find her dog alot less yappy if she actually exercised it by letting it walk or run after a ball once in a while.Santana Row, San Jose.

Sorry, I didn't catch the "ideally" as relative to the dog's health.
bigblu89
02-07-2006, 04:17 PM
according to this site www.wwtdd.com, she was fleeing from that papparatzi (sp?), and didn't have time to put the kid in the carseat.

"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way..."

No excuse.
cookiepuss
02-07-2006, 04:21 PM
Ha ha ha! what about that big dude in the car that is suppose to be her body guard? He doesn't have a driver's licence, couldn't take the wheel? Or maybe he coulda been in the back putting the kid in the seat, while britney drove gettaway? I guess that's too much to ask a body guard to do.
mickill
02-07-2006, 04:26 PM
I sure hope the car wasn't moving. because that is beyond dangerous.
Holy stating the obvious, Batman! What should we do?!


I've think I've seen my neighbor pull up in her driveway with her 14 month old son on her lap a couple of times. But I usually have to do a doubletake and try and remember, because I'm not quite positive if the car was already there when I stepped outside or not. I was tempted to ask her the last time, but I really wasn't sure, like I said. I don't want to point fingers, but I might have to chance it.
beastieangel01
02-07-2006, 05:04 PM
I hate to admit it, but I love that website. I just love the comments he adds in on the stories. Cracks me up.
marsdaddy
02-07-2006, 05:25 PM
Attention "marsdaddy"

You're Fired! Please collect your personal belongings, and leave the building at once.

Sincerely,

The HR DeptI knew this was fake all along. No one calls me marsdaddy at work.
Leonie
02-08-2006, 08:00 AM
"Hit my baby one more time" :p
wanton wench
02-08-2006, 10:22 AM
"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way..."

No excuse.
i think her instincts are a little fucked up.

excuses are like assholes.............everyone's got em and they all stink.
Sarky Devotchka
02-08-2006, 01:06 PM
When I was a kid we used to be all over the car. I'd ride while laying down on the back ledge of the back seat where the speakers are sometimes. My Dad would drive my two brothers and me around all the time like that.

I'm telling you, the 70's and 80's were a much different time man.

yeah, I remember laying down on the floor in the backseat of our ford bronco. when I grew out of the carseat, I pretty much just bounced around back there untethered. also, my dad taught me how to drive when I was 7, like, in the driver's seat, foot on the gas actual driving. before that he'd let me sit on his lap and steer when we drove up in the mountains. maybe that's why I'm such a good driver though.