View Full Version : So there's a 31 year old psycho American I know.
She has the hots for me big time. Should I hit it just for fun? The problem is she goes a bit mental every now and then, and I can't stand to be around her for more than about ten minutes.
She is really small and flexible as well.
Sarky Devotchka
02-08-2006, 12:51 PM
I'm not 31! oh. umm, I'll leave.
g-mile7
02-08-2006, 01:19 PM
if she gets knocked up she's knocking at your door for at least 18 years...think bout that (lb)
ASsman
02-08-2006, 01:29 PM
Two words.
Teeth
Penis
Think about it, mix it with some crazy broad, something is bound to happen. On a more 'likely' note, is she like "I'm gonna kill myself because you're not with me" crazy. Cause if you give her the wrong messege.... I think That 70's show has illustrated what could happen. That crazy blonde broad Fes was dating, she curazy.
abcdefz
02-08-2006, 01:57 PM
She has the hots for me big time. Should I hit it just for fun? The problem is she goes a bit mental every now and then, and I can't stand to be around her for more than about ten minutes.
Dude -- no.
There is little worse in life than a mentally unstable woman taking a shine to you. Trust me; you don't want this.
She's not as mentally unstable as she used to be. She's already been through the whole "You ruined my life and I want to die" with someone else...
ASsman
02-08-2006, 02:04 PM
Rusty trumpet.
abcdefz
02-08-2006, 02:04 PM
She's not as mentally unstable as she used to be. She's already been through the whole "You ruined my life and I want to die" with someone else...
Please, please trust me. I've been through this. The breakup took six months, her parents' intervention, and a police officer.
I had to go on blood pressure meds for a while. (n)
ASsman
02-08-2006, 02:04 PM
Live and learn.
skinnybutphat
02-08-2006, 02:12 PM
Is her name Kelly?
paul jones
02-08-2006, 02:20 PM
bum her tits and then eat some flap (y)
crazy chicks need love too
skinnybutphat
02-08-2006, 02:30 PM
Apparently, they also need to shit on top of the toilet seat.
ASsman
02-08-2006, 02:30 PM
From battery operated sex toys.
Echewta
02-08-2006, 03:12 PM
She is really small and flexible as well.
I miss Aleybee too.
abcdefz
02-08-2006, 03:19 PM
Apparently, they also need to shit on top of the toilet seat.
I had one who peed in my bed. Just sat there and peed. I was like, "What're you smiling about?" and she said she was peeing in my bed and I said no, you're not and she said yes I am and she did. (n)
You attract a weird breed of women a-z.
ASsman
02-08-2006, 03:26 PM
Dude, you're like my hero.
Saw a "Next" (crappy dating show on MTV) episode were the girl did this in public, in a restaurant chair. "sigh" , dude freaks the fuck out.
She pissed in a restaurant on national TV?
ASsman
02-08-2006, 03:33 PM
Correct. Chubby, blonde gal. Had a jean skirt on. It was featured on The Soup, that show on E! .
abcdefz
02-08-2006, 03:47 PM
You attract a weird breed of women a-z.
Nah; those two aren't a representative sample whatsoever. I'm just saying be careful out there, you know?
abcdefz
02-08-2006, 03:48 PM
Too funny. :D (y)
It was a one-night stand, and it might have been commentary or not.
abcdefz
02-08-2006, 03:54 PM
ur ine
:rolleyes:
skinnybutphat
02-08-2006, 03:56 PM
I had one who peed in my bed. Just sat there and peed. I was like, "What're you smiling about?" and she said she was peeing in my bed and I said no, you're not and she said yes I am and she did. (n)
Ha! Commentary.
Oh, that wasn't a skinny-based story. I wouldn't mess with a girl who doesn't enough grace to shoot a turd into a 12'' diameter hole. That happened to my brother, twice.
marsdaddy
02-08-2006, 07:07 PM
Why is this even a question? Just think of the threads you can start.
guerillaGardner
02-09-2006, 02:13 AM
Why would you even consider this?
Keep well away or experience a whole world of hurt and pain.
I've seen people's lives being well fucked up by this kind of shit.
enree erzweglle
02-09-2006, 04:10 AM
What's the point of taking that risk for maybe an hour of fun.
If it's just to get fucked, then maybe you two are a good match afterall. :)
enree erzweglle
02-09-2006, 09:26 AM
You're no fun. You're probably the type of person who tells the guy on the ledge not to jump.
guerillaGardner is fascinating and his advice to rirv: sound sound sound.
You lot need to chill out a bit. While this thread is true, it is not 100% serious.
cookiepuss
02-09-2006, 12:56 PM
She's not as mentally unstable as she used to be. She's already been through the whole "You ruined my life and I want to die" with someone else...
Hahahahaha! so you think that was just a phase? she's like that in every relationship she has..trust me.
Echewta
02-09-2006, 02:11 PM
Rirv,
Go for it.
America has good sandwich shops.
Echewta
DandyFop
02-09-2006, 02:12 PM
That just made me want mustard.
I never want mustard.
Hahahahaha! so you think that was just a phase? she's like that in every relationship she has..trust me.
oh come on, you hardly know this woman
abcdefz
02-09-2006, 03:03 PM
Yeah. Yeah we do.
Otis Driftwood
02-09-2006, 03:12 PM
Should you what? Get deflowered by a gymnast midget? :confused:
...ok, I hardly know this woman
Planetary
02-09-2006, 03:18 PM
I can't stand to be around her for more than about ten minutes.
the perfect amount of time!
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