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The Notorious LOL
02-08-2006, 05:16 PM
not so much anymore but I used to always discuss how we were an important part of the business as we are the bridge between the company and the corporation and it was important to treat each individual business partner with honesty and integrity and compassion.



I think its funny because its so obnoxious sounding but it seems to go over everyones head cuz they think im serious or they just dont get it.
rirv
02-08-2006, 05:17 PM
Are you the one who makes coffee for everyone?
The Notorious LOL
02-08-2006, 05:20 PM
no.

someone said "blah" about our new computer systems and I said "Blah is the skeleton key towards welfare cheese!"


they thought that was funny.
rirv
02-08-2006, 05:21 PM
Are you a clown?
The Notorious LOL
02-08-2006, 05:23 PM
no.


I do important bidness. for the utility company.
rirv
02-08-2006, 05:24 PM
The cheese utility company?
mickill
02-08-2006, 05:25 PM
This was much funnier 2 minutes ago when I thought you worked at Denny's.
The Notorious LOL
02-08-2006, 05:28 PM
well, you cant please everybody. Thats one of the main loopholes in providing quality customer service and doing dillegence in a corporate work environment. You must acknowledge that all parties will NOT always be satisfied and in order to be successful, you must put on your "game face" and do whats necessary to provide your business partners with the best service that meets both parties needs.
befsquire
02-08-2006, 06:07 PM
at my job people will grieve you to the florida bar if they don't like how their case went. hasn't happened to me yet, but i'm sure it's coming. one attorney got grieved after he won the dude's trial for him. :(
Echewta
02-08-2006, 06:15 PM
NOL works at Denny's? I want a Moon's Over My Hammy, hold the Hammy! :p (y) (!)
marsdaddy
02-08-2006, 06:33 PM
Even at UPS, at the end of the day, you don't want to put people in a box. People will live in a box, if they have to, though.
HotAndWet
02-09-2006, 11:03 AM
I get so bored at work. I just wanna lay down or something.
Also, it's bothersome when I have to poop at work.
ms.peachy
02-09-2006, 11:14 AM
Also, it's bothersome when I have to poop at work.

Mr.peachy loves pooping at work. He says "It's only fair. I take enough goddamn shit, they can sure as hell pay me to leave some too."
HotAndWet
02-09-2006, 11:19 AM
haha! I should do that.
DipDipDive
02-11-2006, 08:20 PM
Pooping while on the clock is by far the greatest benefit of employment.

Oh, and white cheddar welfare popcorn is delicious.