OFFICIAL NERD THREAD: Mrs. Han Solo? poll

[abcdefz]

...okay. So George cocked up his universe but good. It pretty much went to hell in Return of The Jedi, but he still had some good will going.

So I was reading an article Carrie Fisher wrote and she signed off "Mrs. Han Solo." Which is intriguing. So, if George screwed up the past, maybe we can still imagine a brighter future.

Did Han and Leia get married? What does that look like? Alderaan's gone, so she might be ruling somewhere -- where? And did she make him trade in the Falcon and get something from, say, this century? Did they build a guest house for Chewie? How is Luke as a brother in law? Do they barbecue?

[ms.peachy]

I'm just gonna sit here for a while and think about Han and Leia having sex.

[abcdefz]

Man, in that first movie -- ? Han Solo was a gunslinger, man.

[SobaViolence]

i was a star wars nerd when i was younger.


they get married, and have kids. leia gets a lightsaber. their kids are full-on jedis, too.


:cool:

[beastieangel01]

Han was so hot. I would have hit it.

[abcdefz]

"You better hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this is going to be a real short trip okay HIT IT!"

[ms.peachy]

Han was so hot. I would have hit it.
Seriously, think for a minute about those two really going at it. He'd be all pulling her hair and going "You like that, Princess? Yeah? You like that?" and she'd be all swearing and calling him names... (y)







I should probably stop thinking about this now and try and get some work done. Oh look, it's time to go home, never mind.

[abcdefz]

"You like that, Princess? Yeah? You like that?"



Yes, Nerfherder! Yes! YES!

[abcdefz]

I give it two years, tops.

[TAL]

- Oh Leia, you rock my world.
- That's not me. The bearskin rug is moving!!
- CHEWIE! What are you doing here!?
- RAAAAWWWRRR!!!

[roosta]

a mate of mine read the books set after Jedi, and they did get married and had kids.

Oh! and the Emporer came back and turned Luke evil, but then evil turned back and finally finished off the Emporer.

[hpdrifter]

A mate of yours, huh? Yeah right. NERD!!!

[HEIRESS]

my brother has literally read every star wars books in existence

[CJM]

couldn't really think where else to put this (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/161358/)

[roosta]

no, it really was a mate.
ive nothing against reading them books...i read the Red Dwarf books,i just can't finish books anymore.
ive only finished two novels in the last 5 years, but have left a trail of unfinished ones.

[abcdefz]

The board fell silent.

Everybody's off thinking about Leia/Solo sex.


We are nerds. (!)

[cookiepuss]

actually I was thinking of forcing Leia to wear her Jabba outfit and keeping her chained up in the corner while I have sex with Han Solo. ;)

[Hiebz]

I read the Timothy Zaan trilogy that is supposed to follow the second (first on screen) trilogy, very excellent! Leia and Han married, she's pretty far up in the ministry and luke is searching out info on his mom.

I think they would make great movies too if done right;


****spoiler if you haven't read, but also brief interesting info ***



Leia and Han I think were having twins? can't remember, it's been a while since I read. I do know luke was training and finding new jedi's in the galaxy. He encounters a jedi who was a dancer for Jaba - Mara Jade, very sexy intriguing character

they clone Count Dooku from one of his hands that Anakin chopped off, and some alien race (forgot the name) takes Han hostage and beats the pulp out of him to terrify the Republic, and try and put Leia's power into question because she was the daughter of Darth Vader, and that's still pretty fresh wounds for the Republic

nerd nerd nerd, yeah, if you don't like it then hey fuck you!

[DandyFop]

I've got a ton of SW books.

Yeah, Han and Leia have twins.

[abcdefz]

What is it with Star Wars and twins?

Luke and Leia are twins, Han and Leia have twins, Leia CERTAINLY has twins, and Tatooine has twin suns.

Kinda played out, methinks.

[Hiebz]

the meccalordians fuck with the cell splitting thing at birth and is common for jedii





clearly I just made that up, (and right badly too, I know I wrote it stupid, I don't care), but it might have something to do with it, no?

[abcdefz]

the meccalordians fuck with the cell splitting thing at birth and is common for jedii





clearly I just made that up, (and right badly too, I know I wrote it stupid, I don't care), but it might have something to do with it, no?



-- at first I thought this said "McClordians." :D

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[cosmo105]

Seriously, think for a minute about those two really going at it. He'd be all pulling her hair and going "You like that, Princess? Yeah? You like that?" and she'd be all swearing and calling him names... (y)
jesus.


that's it - i'm making steger dress up as han.

[DandyFop]

The creepiest part about this is I slept with the Han Solo standup next to me in bed last night.

[DandyFop]

:confused:

[adam_f]

If Lando and Leia had a baby, would they be crucified for having a biracial baby in such trivial times? Makes you think.

[fucktopgirl]

oh my god ,,i am shure they had wild sex.Lea is a beast so is han solo.
OH han solo,,i was in love with him with is little smile and his moking eyes!!they did not have kids tho,,han solo is sterile!

[DandyFop]

han solo is sterile!

I hear being frozen in carbonite will do that

[fucktopgirl]

I hear being frozen in carbonite will do that

hahaha yea!!Poor lea tho,maybe she did get inseminate with luc sperm(before she find out he was her brother) or jAba!

[DandyFop]

Hutts can change from male to female apparently. Weird.

[marsdaddy]

I bet Leia had daddy issues and made Hans wear the black suit.

[CJM]

Han probably double teams her with Lando at some point...

[Hiebz]

or with Luke, just for episode III old times sake when they were fighting over her, and "pretend" they don't know they're bro and sis :p

[Matt]

Han probably double teams her with Lando at some point...

leia does love the dark meat. and that Colt 45 losened her up a little.

[Medellia]

or with Luke, just for episode III old times sake when they were fighting over her, and "pretend" they don't know they're bro and sis :p
Wha? Episode III? Erm, they weren't in that one until the very end, when they were NEWBORNS. Ewww, you wanna see freaky newborn incest. Pervert.

[Matt]

Wha? Episode III? Erm, they weren't in that one until the very end, when they were NEWBORNS. Ewww, you wanna see freaky newborn incest. Pervert.

you brought it up, paedo.

[Medellia]

you brought it up, paedo.
He's the one who wants to see them get it on in Episode III. Um, jerkface.

[Matt]

He's the one who wants to see them get it on in Episode III. Um, jerkface.

ah you're right. you're both child molesters, then.

[Medellia]

ah you're right. you're both child molesters, then.
Hey now.

I don't molest children.

[Matt]

Hey now.

I don't molest children.

puppies are like doggie children.

[Medellia]

puppies are like doggie children.
That bitch told me she was three.

[Hiebz]

oooops, I meant episode IV, new hope and stuff


though I suppose you nerds knew that already :p