TurdBerglar
02-09-2006, 08:02 PM
he's a dude. he wanted to get some shit for his girl for valentines. he was nameing off some things and i was all like, "lame. that's stupid, too . boreing. c'mon man, what the hell is wrong with you?". then he goes, "well what do you think i should get her then?". then i was like, "fuck me panties. get her fuck me panties." i wasn't being serisous at all. he gets this look in his eye and before i know it we're off to the mall to look for some fuck me panties.
the wowen at victoria's secret were completely delighted to see two dudes walking around touching the shit there like if it was gonna bite us. so one of them comes over and she's fairly attractive like all of them were. as she's walking over and me and my friend are looking at bras. she asks us if she could help us. we both have this whole oh shit look on our faces like little kids getting caught. he goes, "uhhhhh. im looking for something for my girl." she asks what size his girl is. he goes, "THREE!" all nervous like. then the lady goes, "no her bra size, honey". then he goes, "THREE!" again. she kind of rolls her eyes and tries not to laugh. then she starts to like almost touch her tits asking if she was similar to her. so they start talking and i start wondering around.
when i come back they're talking about panties now. and the lady is like trying to demostrate how the panties are cut. my buddy is playing dumb just so the lady tries to show how they are cut by showing us her ass and dragging her fingers along the lines of where the panties are cut. she steps away for a second and my buddy leans in with this smirk on his face, "dude, she was doing the same shit with her tits when i was asking about bras." i play along and i just keep picking shit out to my buddy. then he would go, "how about these? what are these like?". the woman was getting fusterated and was getting more and more blatant with the demonstrations. then i picked out some ones that were really low cut in the front. and on cue mr. panty shopper goes, "what about these?". and he said it so innocently that it sounded sarcastic. at this point the lady had enough and basically told us to leave.
s0 we headed over to federick's of hollywood. and the shit over there can be pretty skanky. i was looking through a bin full of thongs and panties and actually found some fuck me panties. fuck me was embroidered on the front and an arrow pointing to the crotch!
so now my buddy has fuck me panties in his closet. i hope he gets slapped (y)
the wowen at victoria's secret were completely delighted to see two dudes walking around touching the shit there like if it was gonna bite us. so one of them comes over and she's fairly attractive like all of them were. as she's walking over and me and my friend are looking at bras. she asks us if she could help us. we both have this whole oh shit look on our faces like little kids getting caught. he goes, "uhhhhh. im looking for something for my girl." she asks what size his girl is. he goes, "THREE!" all nervous like. then the lady goes, "no her bra size, honey". then he goes, "THREE!" again. she kind of rolls her eyes and tries not to laugh. then she starts to like almost touch her tits asking if she was similar to her. so they start talking and i start wondering around.
when i come back they're talking about panties now. and the lady is like trying to demostrate how the panties are cut. my buddy is playing dumb just so the lady tries to show how they are cut by showing us her ass and dragging her fingers along the lines of where the panties are cut. she steps away for a second and my buddy leans in with this smirk on his face, "dude, she was doing the same shit with her tits when i was asking about bras." i play along and i just keep picking shit out to my buddy. then he would go, "how about these? what are these like?". the woman was getting fusterated and was getting more and more blatant with the demonstrations. then i picked out some ones that were really low cut in the front. and on cue mr. panty shopper goes, "what about these?". and he said it so innocently that it sounded sarcastic. at this point the lady had enough and basically told us to leave.
s0 we headed over to federick's of hollywood. and the shit over there can be pretty skanky. i was looking through a bin full of thongs and panties and actually found some fuck me panties. fuck me was embroidered on the front and an arrow pointing to the crotch!
so now my buddy has fuck me panties in his closet. i hope he gets slapped (y)