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Sarky Devotchka
02-09-2006, 11:46 PM
I tried it a couple of times back in college, but I just ended up laughing. seems like people don't talk about it much anymore.

anyway, I'm sick and I had to cancel a date and I'm mad because I wanted amanda huginkiss.

so, who wants to cyber?

Freebasser
02-09-2006, 11:58 PM
*hog ties you*

Sarky Devotchka
02-10-2006, 12:03 AM
*spurt*

oh god, it's over already.

Freebasser
02-10-2006, 12:04 AM
Agreed.

*close thread*

cosmo105
02-10-2006, 12:21 AM
hey guys! wanna par...oh. damnit.

Matt
02-10-2006, 12:25 AM
wasn't someone on here cybering through PMs once, and someone made a thread about it, and everyone was being like little girls in it? I seem to remember everyone was all "OMG they're cybering!!"

Sarky Devotchka
02-10-2006, 12:26 AM
yes, that was your mom.

Matt
02-10-2006, 12:28 AM
ewww. I try to keep my mom away from you guys. you're all so gross.

TurdBerglar
02-10-2006, 12:37 AM
what you do is you go to online dateing sites and pic the trashy chicks out and get them to show you there tits and whatnot via webcam

Sarky Devotchka
02-10-2006, 12:40 AM
that sounds like a great idea.

Matt
02-10-2006, 12:41 AM
what you do is you go to online dateing sites and pic the trashy chicks out and get them to show you there tits and whatnot via webcam

great idea if you want to see trashy tits. maybe she has the clap, or maybe she's a man!

TurdBerglar
02-10-2006, 12:42 AM
the ones with tats and peircings like to show them shits off (y)

Matt
02-10-2006, 12:44 AM
their penises?

Sarky Devotchka
02-10-2006, 12:48 AM
I don't want to get sucked into some internet scum world. I'll just be over here looking at cosplaylab.com and wishing I was a nerd!

thanks alot jess!

cosmo105
02-10-2006, 12:51 AM
i kinda wish i could make freaky-ass costumes like that too. i mean, i can sew, but damn.

Matt
02-10-2006, 12:52 AM
i kinda wish i could make freaky-ass costumes like that too. i mean, i can sew, but damn.

It helps to play alot of final fantasy and drink mountian dew by the 2-liter.

Sarky Devotchka
02-10-2006, 12:56 AM
yeah, some of those people are very skilled at makeup and sewing and such. I like dressing up, so I kind of get excited about costumes, but that's too much effort. plus I don't know anything about anime or video games. :(


I just got a text message that says, "call me if you wanna make out".

my snot is pretty sexy, maybe I should give him a ring a ding ding. stupid thing is, I just talked to him 3 hours ago and I was like, "blrrgh blrrgh stuffed up mumbles AHHHCHOOO!". maybe he thought I was faking. lord I wish I was. I want to squish a boy!

:(

Matt
02-10-2006, 12:58 AM
I just got a text message that says, "call me if you wanna make out".

my snot is pretty sexy, maybe I should give him a ring a ding ding. stupid thing is, I just talked to him 3 hours ago and I was like, "blrrgh blrrgh stuffed up mumbles AHHHCHOOO!". maybe he thought I was faking. lord I wish I was. I want to squish a boy!

:(

maybe he's really into boogers.

Sarky Devotchka
02-10-2006, 01:01 AM
it's possible. I think I could be dead and that boy would want to make out with me. too bad I don't love him. my life would be so much easier...well, my love life.

somebody take off their pants now.

tracky
02-10-2006, 01:02 AM
How do you cyber via pm? Does it all happen really fast or is it kinda drawn out? I think I need a demonstration ;)

Matt
02-10-2006, 01:02 AM
How do you cyber via pm? Does it all happen really fast or is it kinda drawn out? I think I need a demonstration ;)

ok, big boy ;)

cosmo105
02-10-2006, 01:04 AM
i'd totally be Amy Rose (http://www.teamartail.com/games/heroes/cg/amy_12.jpg).

Matt
02-10-2006, 01:04 AM
i'd totally be Amy Rose (http://www.teamartail.com/games/heroes/cg/amy_12.jpg).

liar, you'd be tails. because tails sucks.

CrankItUp!
02-10-2006, 01:06 AM
what you do is you go to online dateing sites and pic the trashy chicks out and get them to show you there tits and whatnot via webcam
just go to : http://www.trashytits.com :cool:

tracky
02-10-2006, 01:07 AM
ok, big boy ;)

omg i can't believe you just sent me a picture of yourself! man boobs just don't cut it (n) and that third nipple? WTF! FREAK! I'm glad you decided to leave your underwear on tho, I thought it was all going to be over so fast.

Sarky Devotchka
02-10-2006, 01:08 AM
I'm upset that trashy tits isn't a thing.

I'M GOING TO BED, I'M SICK YOU SEE!

my face hurts.

Matt
02-10-2006, 01:09 AM
omg i can't believe you just sent me a picture of yourself! man boobs just don't cut it (n) and that third nipple? WTF! FREAK! I'm glad you decided to leave your underwear on tho, I thought it was all going to be over so fast.

I loved the pic you sent to me! I loved the "BBMB" you shaved into your balls.

DandyFop
02-10-2006, 01:27 AM
I remember having cyber sex when we first got the internet, when I was like 15. I even made some screen names that were all HotGurl4YOU.

:(

Matt
02-10-2006, 01:29 AM
I remember having cyber sex when we first got the internet, when I was like 15. I even made some screen names that were all HotGurl4YOU.

:(

me?

ericlee
02-10-2006, 02:25 AM
I once busted a nut that covered my whole webcam and it also covered my whole tyughbnm, section of my keyboard I've gotta type extra hard to type those letters

ScarySquirrel
02-10-2006, 09:17 AM
somebody take off their pants now.
See, that's usually not a problem for me. If I'm planning on not leaving my room for any amount of time lasting more than an hour and half, I usually will remove my pants. Pants are totally overrated.

beastiegirrl101
02-10-2006, 09:44 AM
anyway, I'm sick and I had to cancel a date and I'm mad because I wanted amanda huginkiss.

no you didn't ha ha.

Trimm Trabb
02-10-2006, 09:57 AM
Mickill and Qdrop do all the time...

hpdrifter
02-10-2006, 10:27 AM
I kinda prefer real sex but that could be because I don't have a computer at home but I do have a boyfriend at home.

beastieangel01
02-10-2006, 11:38 AM
I want to cyber make out only. I'm waiting until marriage.

Planetary
02-10-2006, 11:42 AM
yes, that was your mom.

ahahahaaa

fucktopgirl
02-10-2006, 11:44 AM
haha cyber sex,,hahaha,,this is for lunatic people!

beastieangel01
02-10-2006, 11:45 AM
haha cyber sex,,hahaha,,this is for lunatic people!

sooo, you have cyber sex often, then?

alexandra
02-10-2006, 11:46 AM
^ so you've tried it?

edit; lol, ba01 beat me to it.

Planetary
02-10-2006, 11:47 AM
haha cyber sex,,hahaha,,this is for lunatic people!

*reads fucktopgirl's sig...*

fucktopgirl
02-10-2006, 11:50 AM
^ so you've tried it?

edit; lol, ba01 beat me to it.


no did you try it? :D

how the hell you do sex with a fucking computer

TAL
02-10-2006, 11:51 AM
It's all in the wrist.

fucktopgirl
02-10-2006, 11:52 AM
*reads fucktopgirl's sig...*

what,,what the fuck is the problem with my sig?
it's a song,singing by old pirate who where fighting the harsh sea!

jabumbo
02-10-2006, 11:54 AM
I remember having cyber sex when we first got the internet, when I was like 15. I even made some screen names that were all HotGurl4YOU.

:(


i think i remember her :(

kll
02-10-2006, 11:55 AM
no did you try it? :D

how the hell you do sex with a fucking computer


i thought you had more imagination than that...


ba01 - hahahha...


"do you have a banana in your house?"
"uh, yeah"
"go stick it up inside yourself"
"uh"
-bananaboy

alexandra
02-10-2006, 11:56 AM
no did you try it? :D
i can't take shit like that seriously.
how the hell you do sex with a fucking computer
stick the mouse up your pussy?

fucktopgirl
02-10-2006, 11:59 AM
i can't take shit like that seriously.

stick the mouse up your pussy?

yea i am shure some slut do that!
yea me too cannot take that seriously,,just a fucking jok.BUt i guess for guy it is easier,i mean they see boobs and come so!!LIke tal say,a little wrist play and 5 sec later they are in paradise!

DapperDiverge
02-10-2006, 02:26 PM
I got "sucked" into it when I was 15... it was awesome!! the internet was awesome before the conseratives took over... cyber sex and physical sex are 2 different things... since when could sexy, flattering words be so "dangerous"... OMG my computer impregnated me!! or.... my computer gave me a virus... sexual virus!! C'mon!!

I mean am I right people??? cybering is the greatest thing invented since the 1- 900 numbers... and any one who can't distingush fantasy from the real world are just retarded

Echewta
02-10-2006, 02:43 PM
I only cyber with chat bots.