farting with a coat on

[TurdBerglar]

you ever notice that when you fart with a coat on, the farts get trapped and mix with one another to form this monsterous conglomerate fart? you could of had a farting session a half hour ago then you get to someone's house and you take your coat off and... BLOW! everyone passses out.

[Chicka B]

HAHA!!! You just reminded me of somethin. My mom and dad were watching "flight plan" and after the movie was over, she lifted up the blanket that she's been farting in the whole movie and my dad goes "FUCK!!!" And she just died laughing, and said "It was called fart plan". My dad said it was like a big cloud of stank came up from under the blanket. My parents are so gross. (n) :D

[kleptomaniac]

it's funny when it happens underwater and it's all bubbly and stuff. eww...

[Chicka B]

it's funny when it happens underwater and it's all bubbly and stuff. eww...

Of course you would do that ya sicko, I wouldn't know. I've never farted in my whole life. :cool:

[kleptomaniac]

I've never farted in my whole life.

a girl in my history class said that too, and another guy was all "wouldn't you explode??!!" :eek:

the man has a point :p

[jabumbo]

you better start farting soon girl. i knew a girl who never farted in her life, and she literally exploded on the inside when she turned 17.


she survived, but she had to go on living her life without any small intestines



true story

[Monsieur Decuts]

just like a car seat after a roadtrip