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Freebasser
02-12-2006, 12:55 AM
Bob

Bob is a successful businessman. He has it all: a big house, a nice car, bucketloads of cash, but one thing he can never seem to get right is women. Laugh at his countless unsuccessful attempts at bedding women, as he hatches up bizarre plans, usually with the help of his drinking buddy and naked ex-housemate. Will Bob ever get laid?

Codename: Mickill

Mike is a mild mannered shoe salesman by day, and a contract killer for the CIA by night. Dressed in a sharp suit, with immaculate hair and teeth, he's joined by his trusty sidekick Afronaut as they travel the globe assassinating members of the evil Echewtacorp, before rushing home in time to watch Will & Grace. Only on FOX.

Turn U

DroppinScience has just started at his new University, but there's only one problem - he's in a dorm full of fellow nerds and everyone knows it. There's only one way he's going to get any action, and that's to turn gay! Brett camps it up in a desperate attempt to get close to the lady he loves, getting into all kinds of scrapes in the process, before finally realising he actually was gay all along.

28 Drinks Later

Adapted from the Lemmy's Liver film of the same name, Paul Jones is a lost soul in the deserted streets of London Town after a strange virus kills almost everybody else for miles around. The only way to stay immune to the disease is to stay in a permanent drunken stupor. Will he and his fellow survivors remember the way to the pub before time at the bar?

Pres Zount
02-12-2006, 12:59 AM
haha thats brilliant.

I'll probably have one in a minute, just give me a second.


wait.





wait.






nuh.

Freebasser
02-12-2006, 01:00 AM
Clue: Freebasser/Irony

Pres Zount
02-12-2006, 01:05 AM
Hunt for Red Octoberirony

Freebasser is a Soviet officer on a submarine and he has to chase people and isn't it ironic.... don't you think?



Christ. :(

Freebasser
02-12-2006, 01:06 AM
At least you tried.

*reassuring pat on the back*

Pres Zount
02-12-2006, 01:09 AM
Thanks. :(

I was toying with an asterix being the matrix of leadership, and also something to do with asterix and obelix. In the end they were all just ideas floating around my head screaming "You are not funny." :(

Freebasser
02-12-2006, 01:14 AM
President Zount

Joe wakes up one day after suffering from a crippling migraine, holding onto the Bill of Rights. Unbeknownst to him he has been campaigning in the US elections for 4 years when he thought he was at home on the couch. Now he's President of the United States, and he's about to start getting a lot more headaches!

roosta
02-12-2006, 05:38 AM
Roosta : Roosta is a devilishly handsome rogue bad boy ninja soldier, who goes round doing what he likes, when he likes. Women want him, men want to be with him. The local sheriff tries to kick him out of town for "being such a kick-ass bad boy player", and roosta wages a one man war on the town's police, and then the army, and then the UN. And wins.

rirv
02-12-2006, 06:29 AM
Roosta : Roosta is a devilishly handsome rogue bad boy ninja soldier, who goes round doing what he likes, when he likes. Women want him, men want to be with him. The local sheriff tries to kick him out of town for "being such a kick-ass bad boy player", and roosta wages a one man war on the town's police, and then the army, and then the UN. And wins.
Men want to be with him?
Don't you mean "men want to be him"? unless you're playing for the gay market...

synch
02-12-2006, 06:34 AM
You noticed that too huh? :D

roosta
02-12-2006, 06:44 AM
my show is for everyone, such is the main characters extreme sex appeal, yes, men want to be with him. some men want sex, others just want to hang around with him.

rirv
02-12-2006, 07:00 AM
I think you want men to be in you.

roosta
02-12-2006, 07:04 AM
I think you want men to be in you.

:(

rirv
02-12-2006, 07:06 AM
:(
Hey, I'm not here to judge!

roosta
02-12-2006, 07:13 AM
your words cut right to the heart of me....

Pres Zount
02-12-2006, 07:46 AM
President Zount

Joe wakes up one day after suffering from a crippling migraine, holding onto the Bill of Rights. Unbeknownst to him he has been campaigning in the US elections for 4 years when he thought he was at home on the couch. Now he's President of the United States, and he's about to start getting a lot more headaches!

I love that. That's awesome.

ToucanSpam
02-12-2006, 09:09 AM
I wouldn't mind one of these.

Freebasser
02-12-2006, 11:28 PM
Funnily enough, this isn't a "post here" thread.

I'm not posting spin offs for everone. You can do them for each other, ya dig?

Pres Zount
02-13-2006, 06:02 AM
Funnily enough, this isn't a "post here" thread.

Thus ensuring that this thread dies a horrible death.

Freebasser
02-27-2006, 11:28 AM
Looks like you were right, Joe :/

ToucanSpam
02-27-2006, 08:13 PM
You couldn't spare two fucking minutes of your time to make someone feel special and make a spin off, could you. HUH?



I thought so. :(

Bob
02-27-2006, 08:16 PM
Bob

Bob is a successful businessman. He has it all: a big house, a nice car, bucketloads of cash, but one thing he can never seem to get right is women. Laugh at his countless unsuccessful attempts at bedding women, as he hatches up bizarre plans, usually with the help of his drinking buddy and naked ex-housemate. Will Bob ever get laid?


sounds like Bottom, only gayer

i like it! except the gay part.

Freebasser
02-27-2006, 08:22 PM
I forgot... Bob will be played by Rob Schneider.

Bob
02-27-2006, 08:25 PM
i would have accepted adam sandler, but rob schneider? come on

Freebasser
02-27-2006, 08:28 PM
Adam Sandler is the naked ex-housemate.

Lindsey_1535
02-27-2006, 08:31 PM
you got some funny stuff here guy and I like that ya dig

Jmoney77
02-27-2006, 09:18 PM
brilliant