View Full Version : If you were a professional wrestler....
ToucanSpam
02-12-2006, 01:08 PM
...what would your name be? Your gimmick?
This ought to be funny.
Freebasser
02-12-2006, 01:15 PM
The Pacifist
cosmo105
02-12-2006, 01:20 PM
The Blind Cave Fish
Planetary
02-12-2006, 01:31 PM
the rock
ericlee
02-12-2006, 01:33 PM
El Asso Wipo
the guy who fights with a knife
TurdBerglar
02-12-2006, 01:38 PM
boner man
ericlee
02-12-2006, 01:39 PM
Camel Toe Elvis
Planetary
02-12-2006, 01:40 PM
El Asso Wipo
haha, i can't help thinking of wipo being pronounced wipe-o. (y)
the ass wiper!
cosmo105
02-12-2006, 01:40 PM
the queefinator
Planetary
02-12-2006, 01:41 PM
the queefinator
*heaves*
ericlee
02-12-2006, 01:41 PM
haha, i can't help thinking of wipo being pronounced wipe-o. (y)
the ass wiper!
that's how it's pronounced.
/Mad TV skit
HEIRESS
02-12-2006, 01:42 PM
That Fatherfucker
ericlee
02-12-2006, 01:43 PM
Big Fat Hairy Samoan with Cottage Cheese Ass Who Pins you Down and Farts on Your Face
Edit: That bastard Rakishi narrowed the name down and stole my gig
cosmo105
02-12-2006, 01:44 PM
Waffle Stomper
fucktopgirl
02-12-2006, 01:44 PM
titionfire
cosmo105
02-12-2006, 01:47 PM
The Undietaker
ericlee
02-12-2006, 01:49 PM
The Undietaker
scuse me but this is pro wrastlin' names. Not porn star names :rolleyes:
TurdBerglar
02-12-2006, 01:49 PM
turd "the shitman" fart
ms.peachy
02-12-2006, 01:50 PM
The Deadly Librarian. My finishing move would be slamming my opponent's face in an unabridged version of the Oxford English Dictionary.
Planetary
02-12-2006, 01:52 PM
the enraged beaver
ericlee
02-12-2006, 01:59 PM
Janet Reno
burbboi
02-12-2006, 02:03 PM
'The Incredible Procrastinor'
roosta
02-12-2006, 02:07 PM
The Prophet Muhammed.
ericlee
02-12-2006, 02:08 PM
The Prophet Muhammed.
I don't think they'd be able to make cartoons of him like they did with Hulk Hogan..
Ace42X
02-12-2006, 02:11 PM
...what would your name be? Your gimmick?
Captain Fistula. My Gimmick would be fisting the other wrestler's wives and then mocking them (the other wrestlers) about their sexual inadequecies. Possibly fisting them in the ring (oooh-errr!) as a finishing move.
Don't you mean Little Miss Steroid?
yeahwho
02-12-2006, 02:34 PM
Preparation H, I'll pin you, I'll pants you and I'll prep you.
:mad: I've got the ointment :mad:
Monsieur Decuts
02-12-2006, 02:55 PM
The Naked Bacon Friar
I spatter em all with my holy hot oil
ToucanSpam
02-12-2006, 03:12 PM
The Heartburn Kid
yeahwho
02-12-2006, 04:01 PM
Let's Get Ready to Rumble! (http://www.c71123.com/prj/boxbots/img/352px/1999_11_10-preparation-h.jpg)
M.C. Guevera
02-12-2006, 04:31 PM
Rowsdower. I'd be exactly like the fat, mullet wearing, drunken slob from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode The Final Sacrifice.
ericlee
02-12-2006, 05:07 PM
The Man with Constant runny Nose Who Wipes his Snot All Over Himself.
I'm pretty sure I'd win all the time by default. Nobody wants to touch someone else's boogers let alone wrestle with someone covered in snot..
Kid Presentable
02-12-2006, 06:26 PM
*Pantera's 'Walk' comes on over the sound system, the champion has arrived, title belt over his shoulder. Flinching away in disgust from the outstretched hands of fans in the aisles, he makes his way confidently to ring, to a resounding chorus of boos. Taking the mic, he begins.*
Hey Hey Hey! Enough with the Kid thing! I know greatness is contagious, but jeez. Nobody, AND I MEAN NOBODY, will ever be on a par with the truth telling, T.V Selling, champion of good looks AND the world; Kid Presentable.
Cause whether it's preening his gorgeous face, or dusting up some troll for the 'Presentability Factor', The Kid is unstoppable!
*Crowd starts chanting 'Asshole! Asshole!'*
And in six weeks, at MessageMania, the man who made cmute droll, Qdrop agreeable, and Toucan funny will walk out of the arena STILL six time MB champion.
Make yourself presentable.........
*crowd boos loudly, chanting 'Kid Sucks! Kid Sucks!'. Music hits, and the Champ makes his way back up the ramp*
ToucanSpam
02-12-2006, 06:33 PM
*Pantera's 'Walk' comes on over the sound system, the champion has arrived, title belt over his shoulder. Flinching away in disgust from the outstretched hands of fans in the aisles, he makes his way confidently to ring, to a resounding chorus of boos. Taking the mic, he begins.*
Hey Hey Hey! Enough with the Kid thing! I know greatness is contagious, but jeez. Nobody, AND I MEAN NOBODY, will ever be on a par with the truth telling, T.V Selling, champion of good looks AND the world; Kid Presentable.
Cause whether it's preening his gorgeous face, or dusting up some troll for the 'Presentability Factor', The Kid is unstoppable!
*Crowd starts chanting 'Asshole! Asshole!'*
And in six weeks, at MessageMania, the man who made cmute droll, Qdrop agreeable, and Toucan funny will walk out of the arena STILL six time MB champion.
Make yourself presentable.........
*crowd boos loudly, chanting 'Kid Sucks! Kid Sucks!'. Music hits, and the Champ makes his way back up the ramp*
*before Kid makes it up the ramp, cue The Heartburn Kid's theme song, 'Gassy Boy'*
*explosion of cheers*
Woah, woah woah!! Hold up there, Kid! The Heartburn Kid has got something to say to you.
*cheers, 'Gassy Boy' chants*
Last week you and McKillah ambushed me. This week, I get my revenge. Tonight, you and McKillah are gonna put your money where your mouth is, and face me in the thread, no holds barred, in a tag team match. You'll have to wait to see who m tag partner is. But one thign is for sure, Kid. I won't be the only one who smells like shit by the end of the night.
*cheers, 'Gassy Boy' music cues, ToucanSlam leaves*
Kid Presentable
02-12-2006, 06:39 PM
*before Kid makes it up the ramp, cue The Heartburn Kid's theme song, 'Gassy Boy'*
*explosion of cheers*
Woah, woah woah!! Hold up there, Kid! The Heartburn Kid has got something to say to you.
*cheers, 'Gassy Boy' chants*
Last week you and McKillah ambushed me. This week, I get my revenge. Tonight, you and McKillah are gonna put your money where your mouth is, and face me in the thread, no holds barred, in a tag team match. You'll have to wait to see who m tag partner is. But one thign is for sure, Kid. I won't be the only one who smells like shit by the end of the night.
*cheers, 'Gassy Boy' music cues, ToucanSlam leaves*
*The Champ is enraged. The crowd is whooping and taunting Kid Presentable, who can't believe as champion, he's been undermined. Will McKilla uphold his end of the agreement? Can he forgive the champ for ambushing him with a Tractor and a trailer full of cattle in their classic 'Farmhand' match of last month?*
burbboi
02-12-2006, 06:46 PM
*before Kid makes it up the ramp, cue The Heartburn Kid's theme song, 'Gassy Boy'*
*explosion of cheers*
Woah, woah woah!! Hold up there, Kid! The Heartburn Kid has got something to say to you.
*cheers, 'Gassy Boy' chants*
Last week you and McKillah ambushed me. This week, I get my revenge. Tonight, you and McKillah are gonna put your money where your mouth is, and face me in the thread, no holds barred, in a tag team match. You'll have to wait to see who m tag partner is. But one thign is for sure, Kid. I won't be the only one who smells like shit by the end of the night.
*cheers, 'Gassy Boy' music cues, ToucanSlam leaves*
*The Incredible Procrastinor is whipped into a frenzy at the smell of methane*
*He rises to his feet and does a couple fist-pumps for the peeps*
*Then to his dismay, realizes that he's still across town and missed his bus to 'The Dome'. Incidentally he will not be able to confront 'The Heartburn Kid' and again give credence to his name....'THE INCREDIBLE PROCRASTINATOR'*
*fade to black, audience applauds..*
*a dove is released, flaps it's wings incessantly and disappears in the distance*
burbboi
02-12-2006, 06:49 PM
*The Incredible Procrastinator realizes he really slow on the draw with thread responses, doubles back and apologizes for the confusion*
*throws in a few more fist-pumps for good measure*
*T.I.P is then promptly booed and escorted from the grounds by arena security personnel*
Knuckles
02-12-2006, 07:09 PM
TAG TEAM CHAMPS!!! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1134294&postcount=1609)
Kid Presentable
02-13-2006, 02:48 AM
What are you insects babbling about? The champ stopped polishing his title belt for this?
The great procrastinator will hold the dubious honour of being the first male in a bra and panties match, and nothing else!
parallel
02-13-2006, 04:15 AM
I have to steal this from drawn together, "The Mad Felcher", and as for my gimmick, well that's just obvious.
jackrock
02-13-2006, 04:40 AM
Fuck Blorris,
my partner would be Chuck Norris.
Kid Presentable
02-13-2006, 06:12 AM
I would be Miho, and I would want to be a hardcore wrestler. Getting hit by barbwire-wrapped baseballs, and vice versa, falling off steel cages, being slammed into a countless amount of tables...ah, lots of fun to be had. I can only dream.
You know, the champ would be more than willing to oblige....
ericlee
02-13-2006, 06:51 AM
Fagman with a Raging Hard On
Yeah, I'm sure it's another surefire win... I don't think anyone would want to wrestle me either
DapperDiverge
02-13-2006, 11:15 AM
the ball graber, the French Tickler, or the Proctologist...
I'll twist your head and clamp your balls til you cough....BLOOD!!
MUHAAAAHAAAAA!! :mad:
instigator7022
02-13-2006, 12:48 PM
Codswollop Molly
I'd be a pirate themed wrestler for sure
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