View Full Version : If you were a professional wrestler....
Justin
02-12-2006, 11:54 PM
depends on what your gimmick was.
Its something i would like to do, but these days they look for bodies before talent, which is kinda like lookin for breasts before brains in chicks
yeahwho
02-12-2006, 11:54 PM
depends on what your gimmick was.
Its something i would like to do, but these days they look for bodies before talent, which is kinda like lookin for breasts before brains in chicks
I don't get it.
Ace42X
02-12-2006, 11:58 PM
In my case, not gay at all, as I would be porking Trish Stratus or Stephanie McMahon-Levasque.
ChrisLove
02-13-2006, 04:15 AM
My Crippler Chrisface would be the envy of the wrestling community.
Kid Presentable
02-13-2006, 04:21 AM
In my case, not gay at all, as I would be porking Trish Stratus or Stephanie McMahon-Levasque.
You know Randy Savage was rumored to have porked a VERY underage Staphanie McMahon pre the Levesque?
Planetary
02-13-2006, 05:23 AM
i wouldn't be surprised, look at his name...
Lex Diamonds
02-13-2006, 06:18 AM
Probably about 8/10 Poofpoints.
ms.peachy
02-13-2006, 06:29 AM
It's not as if I watch wrestling because it isn't gay, you know.
ericlee
02-13-2006, 06:55 AM
I'd probably be as gay as Mr. Rogers. I'll have a specialty move called "My neighborhood"
Ace42X
02-13-2006, 01:08 PM
You know Randy Savage was rumored to have porked a VERY underage Staphanie McMahon pre the Levesque?
Heheheheh awesome!
g-mile7
02-13-2006, 01:10 PM
In my case, not gay at all, as I would be porking Trish Stratus or Stephanie McMahon-Levasque.
or Lita (y)
jabumbo
02-13-2006, 01:17 PM
or Lita (y)
she was always the underrated one. but i always thought she was the best looking
bigblu89
02-13-2006, 01:18 PM
Not any more or less gay than this guy..
http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/articles/2005/141823463.php
g-mile7
02-13-2006, 01:56 PM
she was always the underrated one. but i always thought she was the best looking
was more natural looking and she made a cameo on Dark Angel where she was wrestling/fighting with Jessica Alba....good times :)
Ace42X
02-13-2006, 01:58 PM
she was always the underrated one. but i always thought she was the best looking
She totally fucked whassisface Hardy. In both senses of the word.
g-mile7
02-13-2006, 02:04 PM
She totally fucked whassisface Hardy. In both senses of the word.
MAtt right?That was the non-homo one (they had one with rainbow hair too)....
Ace42X
02-13-2006, 02:08 PM
MAtt right?That was the non-homo one (they had one with rainbow hair too)....
I think it was Matt. I generally couldn't tell the difference. She probably couldn't either, slut.
g-mile7
02-13-2006, 02:10 PM
I think it was Matt. I generally couldn't tell the difference. She probably couldn't either, slut.
HHAHAHAHA :) that made me laugh.I just knew em as Matt and rainbowhaired dude that jumped off of insane heights....I still havent seen better then the TLC match from Wrestlemaina I think 2000.Thats when it was really good...until WCW got bought out :( but nWo is still 4 life (y) (y)
M.C. Guevera
02-13-2006, 03:05 PM
In my case, not gay at all, as I would be porking Trish Stratus or Stephanie McMahon-Levasque.
Even though you run the risk of getting your ass kicked by Triple H?
And there's nothing wrong with Lita at all. She should go back to wearing her old ring attire though.
Ace42X
02-13-2006, 03:19 PM
Even though you run the risk of getting your ass kicked by Triple H?
If I were a professional wrestler, I wouldn't be worried.
It would not be gay if you were a hardcore wrestler, particularly performing in Japan. Nothing gay about that. Not gay...just PAIN.
I dunno...grown men, slapping eachother around, oiled up, half naked...seems pretty gay to me.
Ace42X
02-13-2006, 06:44 PM
I dunno...grown men, slapping eachother around, oiled up, half naked...seems pretty gay to me.
I think it is gay that you can't think of half-naked men in any other way but sexually.
SuckaMC
02-13-2006, 10:16 PM
My gimmick would be a postman, "KICKIN ASS FIRST CLASS"
God, thats so suitable for a t-shirt.
Kid Presentable
02-13-2006, 11:05 PM
I dunno...grown men, slapping eachother around, oiled up, half naked...seems pretty gay to me.
Let's not confuse the reasons you watch it, with the reasons others do.
ms.peachy
02-14-2006, 04:06 AM
I dunno...grown men, slapping eachother around, oiled up, half naked...seems pretty gay to me.
(y) absolutely! There's nothing not to love about that, I say.
I think it is gay that you can't think of half-naked men in any other way but sexually.
not half naked men, but oiled up half naked men slapping each other around is actually really, really gay.
Ace42X
02-14-2006, 05:51 AM
oiled up half naked men slapping each other around is actually really, really gay.
Guess it takes one to know one...
Guess it takes one to know one...
say what you want, but at the end of the day, it's you who's watching half naked grown men slap each other around.
Happy Valentine's day!
Ace42X
02-14-2006, 06:01 AM
at the end of the day, it's you who's watching half naked grown men slap each other around.
Your dad and his gay lover.
Your dad and his gay lover.
that's all you can say? man you suck.
ms.peachy
02-14-2006, 07:01 AM
Would you two gaywads please stop arguing over what is gay and what is not gay. Either that or put on some spandex, oil yourselves up and go for it in the ring, so it is at least entertaining for me.
Calimero jr.
02-14-2006, 07:26 AM
I could have a mullet and people still would think I'm cool :D (y)
I could have a mullet and people still would think I'm cool :D (y)
yes, but the paradox is that only people with mullets would think you were cool. same goes for hockey.
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