DapperDiverge
02-13-2006, 11:41 AM
true story.... there was this guy who invited his cousin from jamaica to spend this weekend with him. OK, the guy's cousin is already high... so he gets here and it's right before the blizzard. The guy's cousin is all anxious cause he has no jamaican grass right... well anyway, the guy's cousin likes it here in America... he's heard stories of how glorious it is here... streets paved with gold and shit... well, it started snowing that night. The guy's cousin wakes up the next morning to find the whole city covered with snow... but he's never seen snow, he doesn't know what the hell snow is!
He's trippin' out and all excited and goes outside... when he gets outside he just flops face first in a mound of snow. His cousin comes out and asks him what the hell he's doing? The jamaican says: Oh my god mon, look at all this white gold!! I've never seen so many piles of crack cocaine!! This is way to much white powder for one mon to sniff, mon!! This really is the greatest country in da world, mon!!
The jamaican's cousin says: That's not crack man, that's snow!!
The Jamaican says: You can't tell me that's not coke mon!! I can feel my lips getting numb... just like da stuff back home!!
well, the jamaican tried to snort that snow but all he got was a wet nose...
the jamaican: see, me nose is runnin'... just like da cocaine, mon!! :D
He's trippin' out and all excited and goes outside... when he gets outside he just flops face first in a mound of snow. His cousin comes out and asks him what the hell he's doing? The jamaican says: Oh my god mon, look at all this white gold!! I've never seen so many piles of crack cocaine!! This is way to much white powder for one mon to sniff, mon!! This really is the greatest country in da world, mon!!
The jamaican's cousin says: That's not crack man, that's snow!!
The Jamaican says: You can't tell me that's not coke mon!! I can feel my lips getting numb... just like da stuff back home!!
well, the jamaican tried to snort that snow but all he got was a wet nose...
the jamaican: see, me nose is runnin'... just like da cocaine, mon!! :D