Before anyone has time to bitch about Valentine's Day being a Hallmark scam

[DandyFop]

Just shut the fuck up.

Take a few minutes to tell someone you love them. Or at least remind yourself of the good people in your life and how lucky you are to have them.

Please also do the same if you're about to complain about not having anyone - or be awesome and let someone know that you admire them. Anonymously, even. Just make it a good day, instead of feeling sorry for yourself. It's really not that difficult.

[jackrock]

I love you.

[ToucanSpam]

Done. Did it at midnight.

[Freebasser]

I agree. Valentine's day isn't commerical at all.

And don't forget people, today's the day you have to start using your pin numbers when you pay for things by card!

[roosta]

Just shut the fuck up.

Take a few minutes to tell someone you love them. Or at least remind yourself of the good people in your life and how lucky you are to have them.

Please also do the same if you're about to complain about not having anyone - or be awesome and let someone know that you admire them. Anonymously, even. Just make it a good day, instead of feeling sorry for yourself. It's really not that difficult.

Hallmark still make money. FUCK THEM AND THIS DAY. its such a sham.

[DandyFop]

I agree. Valentine's day isn't commerical at all.



That's not what I said. It is. I'm saying GET OVER IT.

[jackrock]

Love ya.

[Freebasser]

That's not what I said. It is. I'm saying GET OVER IT.

Erm... I was making a joke about the fact that today is the day Britain switches over to chip and pin. There goes that irony again LOLSDKLMKLOL

Calm your arse down.

[ggirlballa]

i luv u all!!! (y)

[DandyFop]

Love ya.

:)

[jackrock]

ok, now i know what it feels like not to get it in return :(

love you.

[Ace42X]

Take a few minutes to tell someone you love them.

It was me who came in your ass that time.

[ggirlballa]

ok, now i know what it feels like not to get it in return :(

love you.
i love you!!!!

[roosta]

or be awesome and let someone know that you admire them. Anonymously, even. Just make it a good day, instead of feeling sorry for yourself. It's really not that difficult.

btw, i fully intend on doing this, just for the heck of it. its still though a hallmark money making scam.but yeah, im gonna give this a shot.

[Freebasser]

I <3 PIN

[DandyFop]

ok, now i know what it feels like not to get it in return :(

love you.

That smiley was telling you that I love you!

You're adorable. I feel like a perv saying that. How old are you anyway?

[jackrock]

old enough... nah jk... 13 :) :o

[DandyFop]

holy jesus.

uh.

have a good one, sonny.

[Freebasser]

He sounds perfect for you, Barb.

[jackrock]

Love is in the air

[Bob]

this is why you don't just go around telling people you love them

[ggirlballa]

old enough... nah jk... 13 :) :o
almost 14 :cool:

[DandyFop]

He sounds perfect for you, Barb.

9 years older, not younger.

*shudder*

[kate]

i got those caramel filled kisses for valentines day. my next two days (or maybe two hours, depends on how long i take to finish this bag) will be complete bliss.

[fucktopgirl]

valentine is stupid you should be able to say to people thta you loved them any giving day.valentin exist to sell little pink and red shape heart candy,flower and chocolate and for the rich,,,,diamonds!

But i love you all!!

[Medellia]

valentine is stupid you should be able to say to people thta you loved them any giving day.valentin exist to sell little pink and red shape heart candy,flower and chocolate and for the rich,,,,diamonds!

But i love you all!!
Actually I wouldn't mind the chocolate. But the diamonds and flowers...eh, not so much.

I love all you fuckers!

[kate]

the way i see it, you can't tell someone "i'd love you no matter what, even if you get fat off these chocolates i'm giving you" everyday of the year, otherwise they would actually get gross and fat and you'd be stuck loving a tub of lard. so once a year is enough

[cosmo105]

i got taken to sea world. :cool:

[Freebasser]

Sounds fishy...

[Bob]

wah wah waaaaahhhh

[DandyFop]

KALIMAAA

SHOKTIDAY

=

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! (http://www.indianajones.com/museum/exhibit/scrapbook/img/ij2_ia_144_bg.jpg)

[jackrock]

^ that always used to freak me out, when i was younger

[Tzar]

^ that always used to freak me out, when i was younger

ahahahaha. "when i was younger" says the 13 year old :p

[jackrock]

ahahahaha. "when i was younger" says the 13 year old :p
heh, that's why i italisised the ER part of youngER.

[Tzar]

oh yeah... i didn't notice. :D

[jackrock]

welp, back in the day, i always enjoyed a good "scary" indiana jones flick.

[Medellia]

Back on topic, Valentine's Day really does suck.

[Cooky Puss]

Valentine's does suck, but it was a BBMB valentine's thread that got me a boyfriend. So I'm not really complaining.
I love you, Beastie Boys Message Board. <3

:rolleyes:

[ToucanSpam]

Back on topic, Valentine's Day really does suck.

Yep. However, I'm happy with everything, so really today may not be so bad.

[Leonie]

I send a rose to a guy i dont know at my school..
A girl (who was my friend) saw it was my number that was on the note that was with the rose. And she isnt the nicest person.. she tells it to like everyone.
I havent spoke to him.. so it's pretty scary.
I so hope he doesnt think its stupid i send him the rose :o

[DandyFop]

I'm sure he's flattered Leonie.

I remember that rose stuff in school. I was like QUEEN of secret admirer land so I always sent out a ton. Ah, the good ol' days.

[Bob]

i remember one time back in high school, someone gave me a rose, i think. i'm not positive though. what happened was, for this particular class, we had to leave our backpacks outside in the hallway, and when the class was over and i came back to my backpack, there was a flower on mine. i figured "oh, some careless individual dropped their flower, what a klutz", and left it on the floor.

for all i know though, i could have been right. nobody ever said anything. it didn't occur to me that that flower might have actually been meant for ME until, well, about 5 minutes ago, i don't know what made me think of something that happened over 5 years ago like that.

whatever, flowers are for fags anyway

uh, no offense leonie

[beastiegirrl101]

happy v-day everyone.

[beastieangel01]

I'm not single, I'm happily taken and in love. I still think Valentine's Day is stupid.

:) cheers.

[Echewta]

I got a date with the left and the right.

[cosmo105]

sure it's a lame holiday. but it's just another excuse for me and steger to be disgusting and give each other crap. (y)

[beastiegirrl101]

Just got this from one of my typical guy friends. ...


Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

[adam_f]

I got a card that said happy VE-Day. Yay for victory in Europe.

[cookiepuss]

Hey everyone,

I just wanted to say.... Happy Comercialized Love day! go eat some chocolate! ;)

[BGirl]

Happy Valentine's Day y'all (http://www.zefrank.com/valentine/)

;)

[jabumbo]

i just got invited to Italy on March 20th

[beastiegirrl101]

i just got invited to Italy on March 20th

I dont eat steak.

[bigblu89]

Just got this from one of my typical guy friends. ...


Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.


I've been getting this e-mail from a buddy of mine for the past 5 years on or around March 15th.

[beastiegirrl101]

I've been getting this e-mail from a buddy of mine for the past 5 years on or around March 15th.


is he gay?

[cosmo105]

Happy Valentine's Day y'all (http://www.zefrank.com/valentine/)

;)
that's awesome.

[tracky]

I dont eat steak.

We eat the steak, you eat the sausage

[beastiegirrl101]

We eat the steak, you eat the sausage

correction...tube sausage.

[ASsman]

True that. I flogging women with goat skin thongs as we speak, in the true nature of Valentines day. God I love pagans, haha is that ironic? The use of God in that sentence, good times.

Buh I don't need some commercial holiday to tell people I love them, Fuck You. And happy flogging.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentines_Day

[BGirl]

True that. I flogging women with goat skin thongs as we speak, in the true nature of Valentines day. God I love pagans, haha is that ironic? The use of God in that sentence, good times.

Buh I don't need some commercial holiday to tell people I love them, Fuck You. And happy flogging.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentines_Day

not flogging :(


"gently slapping"


"I don't know why we don't do that anymore... I guess some traditions just get lost"

[paulb]

the chic i like doesnt like me...yet.

[ASsman]

not flogging :(


"gently slapping"


"I don't know why we don't do that anymore... I guess some traditions just get lost"
Haha, flogging sounds more BDSM.

[BGirl]

well if she's into that then okay I guess

[DapperDiverge]

what a perfect day to try to impress your wife and mistress... just like an episode of three's company...

come and knock on our door,
we've been waiting for you,
where the kisses are hers, and hers, and his
three's company too...

oh boy!! :D

2 all the playas wit all the flava... go fuck yourseleves like you've fucked with your victims' hearts!!... you heard me, go to the bathroom with that hustler and go fuck yourself, valentinos!! :mad: :mad:

[DandyFop]

Oh jesus. Stop yer whining bitches.

[DipDipDive]

Love is pretty cool, dudes. (y)

[Echewta]

I had two delivery people with gifts stop by my office looking for directions for someone else.

Jackholes.

[ASsman]

Will you be my valentine, blow job now.

[jennyb]

I do take a moment on Valentine's Day to tell my friends, family and pets that they're xtra special to me. As far as the romance mushy crap goes?... well, that's just gross. Teddy Bears that are so cheesy and chocolates that you bite into and find the grossest innards and carnations? *shudders*

Romance is so much more than what can or should be packed into one silly little pressure filled day.

[Space]

Take a few minutes to tell someone you love them. Or at least remind yourself of the good people in your life and how lucky you are to have them.

.

thanks for the advice. :D

[Medellia]

chocolates that you bite into and find the grossest innards
Ew, I forgot about those kind of chocolates. I'd prefer if he just handed me a couple of Reese's cups.

[Documad]

I called my mom to wish her happy valentines day and to remind her to watch the dog show.

Mom's losing her mind and she asked if she ever bought me a present for valentine's day. I told her that she gave me a mug with hearts on it over 25 years ago and that I keep it on my desk at work.

[jackrock]

Mom's losing her mind and she asked if she ever bought me a present for valentine's day. I told her that she gave me a mug with hearts on it over 25 years ago and that I keep it on my desk at work.
aww :)

[Sarky Devotchka]

I got a 20 dollar gift card from my mom! yay!

but I did my taxes and I'm getting 600 dollars less back than I expected and had a panic attack because I was counting on that money! fucking yay!

but I got a 35 cent raise at one of my jobs today! fucking doesn't help much yay!

[Medellia]

I actually had a fairly good Valentine's Day. I still think it's a total sham of a holiday though.

[DandyFop]

Holy shit - I'm totally gonna go buy Valentine candy on discount tomorrow.

YESSSS

[jackrock]

:eek: :eek:

[jabumbo]

Holy shit - I'm totally gonna go buy Valentine candy on discount tomorrow.

YESSSS


everything at rite aid will be half price! score!



so who wants to be my day after valentine? you'll get loads of candy

[synch]

Take a few minutes to tell someone you love them. Or at least remind yourself of the good people in your life and how lucky you are to have them.What, like, once a year?