Hunter Cheney shot has "mild" heart attack

[abcdefz]

Guns don't kill people; bird shot does. (http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/14/cheney/index.html)


....I think the President can't be sued while in office... can the VP?

[Echewta]

Mild. Pshh, everyone is making a big deal about this. It was buck shot, not slugs. A mild heartattack, not a serious one. Being shot and having your ticker go into arrest is no biggie.

God, get over it.

[abcdefz]

...how's that hangnail, by the way?

[Bob]

he only got peppered, come on, these things happen

[DroppinScience]

What do you think would've happened to Cheney if he died?

[abcdefz]

I don't know.

Is that involuntary manslaughter?

[cosmo105]

he'd be given a medal for marksmanship.

[Bob]

What do you think would've happened to Cheney if he died?

we'd probably have never heard about it

[Qdrop]

What do you think would've happened to Cheney if he died?

call it a pre-emptive strike and say that guy was a terrorist.
Cheney would get a medal.

[marsdaddy]

Haven't you heard? The big Repub donor is actually a member of the Bin Laden family.

[TurdBerglar]

this shit keeps getting better and better. i love it

[wanton wench]

teeheehee (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/dickcheney.jpg)

[synch]

I like how he didn't have a license to hunt for quails.

[roosta]

Jon Stewart had a great time with this. v funny.

interestingly, here in Ireland our supreme leader is constitutionally required to shoot a man in the face with a shotgun once a year. the man is usually a sex offender or protestant.

[adam_f]

Leno said Cheney's approval rating jumped to 92% because he shot an attorney.