F'ing stupid 1 800 FLOWERS dumb asses

[ms.peachy]

Yeah so. My mom's birthday is today, but since it's Valentine's Day, I usually order flowers for her to be delivered on the 15th, because it's a little cheaper being post-Valentines and all.

So I just ordered this nice bouquet and everything and I'm entering all the details for delivery and shit and I have to put my billing info. So I put in my address and IN THE DROP DOWN MENU it OFFERS ME THE OPTION of putting in ENGLAND in the 'country' box. And then when I push the enter key to complete, it tells me the "enter a valid state and zip code".

HELLO! WHY are you OFFERING ME the option of another country IF I CANNOT COMPLETE THE ORDER with a non US address, you stupid fucks????

[abcdefz]

Funny.

In other news:

This morning, I bought a newspaper from a newsrack. It said "Quarters only." That's part one.

Part two: The paper is fifty cents through the week or one dollar on weekends. Right? Quarters only.

Then it also warns: THIS MACHINE DOES NOT GIVE CHANGE.

Like -- under what circumstance would a person expect change? If you stuff in four quarters and realize it's Tuesday?

Hit the reject key and it comes back out!

I don't get it.

[jabumbo]

were you ordering begonias or daisies?

[enree erzweglle]

were you ordering begonias or daisies?
Someone left daisies in a vase on my desk this afternoon. (y)

[marsdaddy]

Tulips!

[ms.peachy]

I was trying to order this. (http://ww2.1800flowers.com/product.asp?seid=0&p=16182&sv=1738&search%5Ftype=s%5Fcollection&fc%5Ftrack1=&cur%5Findex=&channel=) Is that so wrong???

[marsdaddy]

I was trying to order this. (http://ww2.1800flowers.com/product.asp?seid=0&p=16182&sv=1738&search%5Ftype=s%5Fcollection&fc%5Ftrack1=&cur%5Findex=&channel=) Is that so wrong???Nothing except the obsene prices!

[jabumbo]

I was trying to order this. (http://ww2.1800flowers.com/product.asp?seid=0&p=16182&sv=1738&search%5Ftype=s%5Fcollection&fc%5Ftrack1=&cur%5Findex=&channel=) Is that so wrong???


obviously you should have ordered the orchids

[ms.peachy]

Nothing except the obsene prices!
Meh, it costs what it costs. I know it's loads more than I'd pay if I just went to the florist and bought it myself, so I'm paying for the convenience. I get that. But, it'll make my mom happy, and I'm too far away to do it myself, so, that's how it is.

Yeah so, I just put in my zip code in New Jersey and left the rest of my English address, and it went through. Dumb asses :rolleyes:

[adam_f]

I found my 2 Live Crew shirt last night. Wore it today.