Beastie Boys are LIARS!

[Mr. Juice]

I enjoy the Beastie Boys as much as the next person, however, after listening to their catalog this past weekend, I realized just how much they stretch and embellish the truth. That’s right—I said it—the Beastie Boys are nothing but a bunch of liars:

“I’ve got more rhymes than Picasso got paint (New Style).”Considering that Picasso (1881-1973) is one of the best known artists of all time, it is preposterous for the Beastie Boys to think that they have more rhymes than Picasso got paint. Keeping in mind that this boast was made on the Beastie Boys’ first studio album (containing only a couple hundred rhymes at best), it’s safe to say that Picasso, in just his Blue Period alone, possessed more paint than the Beastie Boys had rhymes.

“I’ve got more spice than the Frugal Gourmet (Finger Lickin’ Good).”Once again the Beastie Boys make an inaccurate boast. Given that the Frugal Gourmet’s profession was based in the culinary arts, it is erroneous for the Beastie Boys to believe that they have more spice than the food luminary.

“I’ve got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango (Shake Your Rump).”Add up every Beastie Boys rhyme ever created (including B-sides), and it doesn’t even come close to the 27,319 tons of mangos that Jamaica yields annually.

“Is your name Michael Diamond? No, mine’s Clarence (Shake Your Rump).”For as many times as the Beastie Boys name check themselves in their songs, it is incongruous for Mike D to think he can pull off this hoax—making people believe his name is actually Clarence. A simple look at New York City’s Municipal Archives (records of births) will reveal that Mike D’s birth name is indeed Michael.

“I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh (Hey Ladies).”Using the Beastie Boys most recent compilation, Solid Gold Hits, as a unit of measure, it is quite easy to see that Japanese baseball legend Sadaharu Oh has far more hits than the Beastie Boys. Oh amassed 2, 786 during his career, the Beastie Boys, 15.

“I’ve got mad hits like I was Rod Carew (Sure Shot).”Once again the Beastie Boys feel the need to embellish. Rod Carew amassed 3,053 hits in his professional baseball career—far more than the Beastie Boys, and Sadaharu Oh for that matter.

“I run the marathon to the very last mile (Intergalactic).”According to Public Marathon Records, Adam Horovitz (a.k.a. King Adrock), has never entered a 26.2 mile marathon, let alone finish one.

“Keyboard Money Mark you know he ain’t havin’ it, just give him some wood and he’ll build you a cabinet (Finger Lickin’ Good).”Two years ago backstage at the Voodoo Music Festival I ran into Mark Nishita. I had a couple pieces of wood with me, handed them over to him, and asked Nishita to build me a cabinet. He gave me an awkward look, and then summoned security to escort me off the premises. I did as the Beastie Boys said, yet received no furniture in return.

The facts are all here. As you can clearly see, the Beastie Boys have deceived the music industry for way too many years. At this time, on behalf of Beastie Boys fans across the world, I am asking for a public apology.

[burbboi]

Well, that might be true but it would seem that you're reading a little too far into this..

[canucklehead200]

fuck...they are liars, i've seen the light :eek:

[MagicCowboy]

Also, I seriously doubt Mr. Horovitz being Dr. Spock.

[6 point 7]

will he be my hyperspace? please.

[Jmoney77]

This thread is stupid, shut up already, they are just trying to come up with words to a song. Which all are awsome!

[MagicCowboy]

:eek: ?!

Yeah right.

[dave790]

This thread is stupid, shut up already, they are just trying to come up with words to a song. Which all are awsome!

I actually think it's one of the better things i've read in awhile. It's kind of obvious it's just abit of light heartedness, and damn they're all valid points too...fucking liars!

[Jmoney77]

Am i in the Twilight Zone? WTF, I must be on the wrong Boards, who gives a shit, the rhymes are cool and thats all there is to it! If its true or not who cares, just as long as it has nice beats and rhymes to please the ears.

[jackrock]

well, somebody has to much time on their hands.

[Mr. Smacktackle]

“I run the marathon to the very last mile (Intergalactic).”According to Public Marathon Records, Adam Horovitz (a.k.a. King Adrock), has never entered a 26.2 mile marathon, let alone finish one.
HAhahhaaha! This really is fun. I don't understand you guys pissing on this, it's obvious this is made for fun.

[Jmoney77]

well, somebody has to much time on their hands.

Yo, Jackrock, you with me homey am i right?

[paulb]

deal with it.

[jackrock]

Yo, Jackrock, you with me homey am i right?
It's all just a joke, heh... homey.

[paulb]

It's all just a joke, heh... homey.


homey or homie?

[jackrock]

homie i guess. heh

[Guy Incognito]

Am i in the Twilight Zone? WTF, I must be on the wrong Boards, who gives a shit, the rhymes are cool and thats all there is to it! If its true or not who cares, just as long as it has nice beats and rhymes to please the ears.


Listen mate - its a joke - a laugh - irony/sarcasm/wit - its a really funny post.

Anyway - talkin of lies - are you really a freaky streaker?

[laurie_hammy]

This thread is stupid, shut up already, they are just trying to come up with words to a song. Which all are awsome!

I think he was just makin it for a bit of a laugh.

[Laver1969]

Those fuckers.

I can't believe it!!! Next you're going to tell me they aren't still BOYS.

[freetibet]

Now I get it! That's why Bush is still in charge - them Boys can't "take the power from HE" 'cause it's grammatically incorrect and thus - impossible!

Liarliarliar...

[Buck Buck]

Very funny Mr. Juice!! (y) (y)

[DapperDiverge]

HILARIOUS!! it's like that episode of Family Guy when Peter's at the store and he was pretending to play an electric piano and that guy came up and was like "wow, that's really good" and then Peter stopped but the piano was still playing and the guy was all, " hey, you were'nt playing at all were you? You're nothing but a big, fat, phony!!"

hey everybody, he's nothing but a phony!!! :eek: :D

I guess you live up to your name... you really juiced us!!

[jackrock]

hahah phony, writes it on his car :D

[BroomHead]

Not to nitpick, but it was "I got more juice than Picasso got paint".
Wanna disprove that, you tyrant?

;) lol

[2sweet2Bsour]

I enjoy the Beastie Boys as much as the next person, however, after listening to their catalog this past weekend, I realized just how much they stretch and embellish the truth.
[...]
At this time, on behalf of Beastie Boys fans across the world, I am asking for a public apology.

Thst was hysterical - thanks for the (well-researched) laugh!

[kleptomaniac]

hey, the beastie boys can lie to me anytime...they can lie to my face, they can lie on my bed, whatever...:rolleyes: :D

very noice, mr. juice :cool:

Not to nitpick, but it was "I got more juice than Picasso got paint".

lol it's in his name too.

[Space]

im gonna watch some tube and get back to reading the OG post, but i can assure your that when mikeD died he went to club med and chilled with the greatful dead.

:yes::yes:

[J_Treez]

Not only is this a brilliant piece of literature, but it's also an important examination of why we can't "just all get along". Because if you don't think that's some funny shit, I have no possible clue how to relate to you.

Hey, Space...word to Oak Hill! Southside, baby.

[King PSYZ]

Am i in the Twilight Zone? WTF, I must be on the wrong Boards, who gives a shit, the rhymes are cool and thats all there is to it! If its true or not who cares, just as long as it has nice beats and rhymes to please the ears.
Someone missed the point (http://ftp.pcworld.com/pub/screencams/missed.jpg)

[Pootytang]

Two years ago backstage at the Voodoo Music Festival I ran into Mark Nishita. I had a couple pieces of wood with me, handed them over to him, and asked Nishita to build me a cabinet. He gave me an awkward look, and then summoned security to escort me off the premises. I did as the Beastie Boys said, yet received no furniture in return.


He didn't have the time to build you a cabinet because he was too busy working on mine. Man, you need to look over the whole situation before asuming the amazing Money Mark can't accomplish such a feat. :D

[jennyb]

...wait, so his name isn't really Clarence? Damn.

[jackrock]

...wait, so his name isn't really Clarence? Damn.
it's joe.

[kleptomaniac]

it's joe.

actually, it's dustin.

[Chicka B]

Haha this is pretty funny. I never really took their rhymes THAT literally. But whatever, that was very clever. :D So wait...since they lie so much, maybe Adam's name really is Phillis. And is Yauch a peter eating parking meter ALL of the time?...

[jackrock]

actually, it's dustin.
that little weiner looks so funny at the beginning of his career :D

[Space]

you.

Hey, Space...word to Oak Hill! Southside, baby.

thats my grandmas hood...

[Space]

[QUOTE=Chicka B]. I never really took their rhymes THAT literally. QUOTE]

i used to date a chick that thought that "I" that had got arrested at the mardi gras (!) for jumping on the float, little did they know that was the only thing that the beasties rapped about back in the day that i didnt try at least once...

[Laver1969]

i used to date a chick that thought that "I" that had got arrested at the mardi gras (!) for jumping on the float, little did they know that was the only thing that the beasties rapped about back in the day that i didnt try at least once...

It's true...I lived in New Orleans back in 89 and the letter "I" was drunk on St. Charles Avenue, jumped on a float, and subsequently got arrested.

The letter "H" ended up posting bail, and the letter "V" drove them all home.

[jackrock]

The letter "H" ended up posting bail, and the letter "V" drove them all home.
:D

[Space]

"H" "I" "V"


NICE

[wrongwayandugg]

I enjoy the Beastie Boys as much as the next person, however, after listening to their catalog this past weekend, I realized just how much they stretch and embellish the truth. That’s right—I said it—the Beastie Boys are nothing but a bunch of liars:

The facts are all here. As you can clearly see, the Beastie Boys have deceived the music industry for way too many years. At this time, on behalf of Beastie Boys fans across the world, I am asking for a public apology.

An apology is due by you, Mr. Juice. Your accusations are baseless.

Beastie Boys strive to earn the trust of those for whom they perform. Yauch commits to the highest standards of quality. And Michael and Adrock equally excel in building personal relationships with words... phrases, if we must.

Hey, I can understand your concern. But are you really absorbing the music? Stop squeezing the fun out of life, Mr. Juice.

[laurie_hammy]

hey, the beastie boys can lie to me anytime...they can lie to my face, they can lie on my bed, whatever...:rolleyes: :D

very noice, mr. juice :cool:



lol it's in his name too.

Lie on the bed, Klepto, sheesh.

[3MTA3]

“Keyboard Money Mark you know he ain’t havin’ it, just give him some wood and he’ll build you a cabinet (Finger Lickin’ Good).”Two years ago backstage at the Voodoo Music Festival I ran into Mark Nishita. I had a couple pieces of wood with me, handed them over to him, and asked Nishita to build me a cabinet. He gave me an awkward look, and then summoned security to escort me off the premises. I did as the Beastie Boys said, yet received no furniture in return.

Funny stuff I must say. I can actually vouch for Mark Nishita's carpentry skills though, as he indeed did remodel my aunt and uncle's kitchen in their Torrance, Ca home many years ago. I posted about it in greater detail a while back so check it out if you like.

[Junker]

Mr. Horovitz is the biggest liar!

"I kick it like Ronaldo from Brazil"

Im sure he cant play like Ronaldo ..... :D



By the way, its a joke right???? :rolleyes:

[Junker]

An apology is due by you, Mr. Juice. Your accusations are baseless.

Beastie Boys strive to earn the trust of those for whom they perform. Yauch commits to the highest standards of quality. And Michael and Adrock equally excel in building personal relationships with words... phrases, if we must.

Hey, I can understand your concern. But are you really absorbing the music? Stop squeezing the fun out of life, Mr. Juice.


OH GOD!!!! :rolleyes:

[Mr. Juice]

Amidst my fury, I mistakenly posted that the Beastie Boys claimed of having more “rhymes” than Picasso got paint, when in actuality they boasted of having more "juice." This rhyme was created when the Beastie Boys were mere children. It is simply an impossibility for them to posses more juice than Picasso had paint. Though "juice" (in the hip-hop sense) is an immeasurable substance, the Beastie Boys should not create rhymes that they cannot mathematically back up. Could they have more “juice” than Ed the local artist has paint? Yes. More than the world renowned Picasso? No way.

Lies like this will only leave several disillusioned fans in the Beastie Boys’ wake.

If you listen to the Beastie Boys’ six studio albums, the lies continue to flow:

“If I ate spinach, then I’d be called Spinach D (Mike on the Mic).”Does Michael Diamond take his fans for fools? If he ate spinach, his name would still be Mike D—we all know this. If Mike D eats crab cakes, does that automatically change his name to Crab Cake D? Of course not.

Right now, let us stand strong as a Beastie Nation, and unravel the several lies that the Beastie Boys have been telling us for years.

Please, listen to their albums, and post all the lies and fabrications you hear...

[Tink]

"I lead my team to 60 wins like my man Pat Ewing."

I believe Adrock says this in "Flute Loop." Come to think of it, when and where did he ever lead his team to 60 wins? With all the beats he's making, it's even questionable that he participated in a league where they played sixty games. Not to be a hater, but this sounds like a lie too.

Wow, my eyes are opened!

;)

[Bamboozler]

Perhaps the trouble lies in that you all expect Money to build you kitchen cabinets and he is actually a builder of SPEAKER cabinets. I can only imagine the look you got when you asked for somewhere to store your pots...

[J_Treez]

thats my grandmas hood...

Yeah, I lived right past the Y last year. Used to play on 6th and San Jacinto at Darwin's.


SO.....Along the lines of logic we're exploring, I've always been curious....

If MCA had more rhymes than her....just how many rhymes is Phylis Diller resposible for?

[Tink]

In "Triple Trouble" Mike D says that he walks like Jabba the Hut. I don't even think Jabba the Hut can walk, and if he did, I think Mike D would be much more agile.

Speaking of Money Mark, if he were the carpenter everyone says he is, it seems like he could build any type of cabinet, speaker or no speaker. However, I've never built a cabinet before, so I don't know how diffcult it would be to make swinging doors?

[Weezman]

Wait a minute??

Then who; REALLY is the KING of BOGGLE!!? :D :p

Adam you trickster you!! :p

[Junker]

"My pistol is loaded I shot Betty Crocker"

I didnt find any records about this.

[Weezman]

I enjoy the Beastie Boys as much as the next person, however, after listening to their catalog this past weekend, I realized just how much they stretch and embellish the truth. That’s right—I said it—the Beastie Boys are nothing but a bunch of liars:

.

Absolutey the FUNNIEST, Creative, $hit i have read on this board in months!!

:D Much Kudos to the time it took you to research the TONS of Mango!! LOL!!


(y)

[Junker]

Absolutey the FUNNIEST, Creative, $hit i have read on this board in months!!

:D Much Kudos to the time it took you to research the TONS of Mango!! LOL!!


(y)

For sure! (y)

[6 point 7]

Adrock---I'mA Six Point Seven On The Richter Scale I've Got Rhymes Gallot And Then I Never Fail Like Gravy To Potatos, Luke To Darth Vader.


First off there is no way Adrock can create the force of a 6.7 on the earthquake measuring device. I'm put mad money down that he would have an incredible amount of trouble of even posting a point one. I'm changing my name sake.

Then " I never fail like......Luke to Darth Vader"

Luke DID fail to darth vader. He did lose his hand in ESB.

LIES!

[Tink]

Yeah, I lived right past the Y last year. Used to play on 6th and San Jacinto at Darwin's.


SO.....Along the lines of logic we're exploring, I've always been curious....

If MCA had more rhymes than her....just how many rhymes is Phylis Diller resposible for?

J Treez,

I've often wondered that myself (hee-hee-hee). I'm thinking MCA has more rhymes than Phylis Diller, however with this whole thing being exposed, you just don't know?

[Weezman]

jusst maaabee, that wasnt beer in those cans back in the 80's.

Possibly iced tea? things that make you go hhmmmm?

I'll can tell u one thing.

The boys can definaltey, come correct on the mic.
AND THATS NO LIE!! (y)

[Weezman]

"My pistol is loaded I shot Betty Crocker"

I didnt find any records about this.


I believe Betty Crocker died in 1990. :o

[Mr. Juice]

Adrock---I'mA Six Point Seven On The Richter Scale I've Got Rhymes Gallot And Then I Never Fail Like Gravy To Potatos, Luke To Darth Vader.


First off there is no way Adrock can create the force of a 6.7 on the earthquake measuring device. I'm put mad money down that he would have an incredible amount of trouble of even posting a point one. I'm changing my name sake.

Then " I never fail like......Luke to Darth Vader"

Luke DID fail to darth vader. He did lose his hand in ESB.

LIES!

Preach on brother! I'm glad you've seen the light too.

And for a second, let's imagine if Adrock could create a 6.7--you think the U.S. government would let him freely walk the streets of New York City?

[Junker]

"If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page" - Well, play guitar dont make you Jimmy Page.

And I found a TRUTH in their rhymes. This is unquestionable. Its from "Unite":

"Well ice is cold and fire is hot" - At least some true words! (y)

[J_Treez]

J Treez,

I've often wondered that myself (hee-hee-hee). I'm thinking MCA has more rhymes than Phylis Diller, however with this whole thing being exposed, you just don't know?

This is probably their truest boast, but this whole thing has me questioning even my most basic beliefs.

And I too am guilty.... I once rhymed Atlanta with "I got more rhymes than little kids believe in Santa". And to be honest, I can't substantiate this at all.

[Junker]

I believe Betty Crocker died in 1990. :o

Oh.....but they werent the responsibles

[jackrock]

"Well ice is cold and fire is hot" - At least some true words! (y)
"My names Mike D, made in New York!" is also true

[Junker]

Preach on brother! I'm glad you've seen the light too.

And for a second, let's imagine if Adrock could create a 6.7--you think the U.S. government would let him freely walk the streets of New York City?

No way..........Bush would exterminate him! :eek:

[Junker]

"My names Mike D, made in New York!" is also true

hehehe....I forgot this ;)

[Weezman]

This makes me wonder if all those gangster rappers are liars too?!!

Sayin they got shot. :rolleyes:

"rode over to the river, to take a rest....pulled out a pair plyers to pull a bullet ouuta my chest"?! Somethings amiss here??

[Weezman]

Oh.....but they werent the responsibles


aaahhh.....Rhymin and Stealin' 1986? :p

[Junker]

This makes me wonder if all those gangster rappers are liars too?!!



Yes! Their even more liars!

[Junker]

aaahhh.....Rhymin and Stealin' 1986? :p

YES!!!! hehehehe :D

[jackrock]

"Got more rhymes than i got grey hairs, and thats a lot cause i got my shares"

yet another lie... mca, grey hair? WTF?!

[Junker]

"Got more rhymes than i got grey hairs, and thats a lot cause i got my shares"

yet another lie... mca, grey hair? WTF?!

hehehe.....another lie.

His hairs are almost white......hahahahaha :D .... just kidding Yauch

[jackrock]

hehehe.....another lie.

His hairs are almost white......hahahahaha :D .... just kidding Yauch
wow, that was mean :(

[Junker]

wow, that was mean :(

Ok....only a little.

But dont worry. They'll always be the best to me... :)

[jackrock]

nah man, there's just no excuse for that :(

[Junker]

nah man, there's just no excuse for that :(

:(

[jackrock]

guess what?...






















YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D, B*TCH!

[Tink]

Rhymin' and Stealin'--"Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' Locker."

In fact, the Beastie Boys never delivered the Colonel to Davey Jones' locker. His final resting place is Cave Hill Cemetery in Lousiville, KY. Since the Beastie Boys did not go underwater to deliver Colonel Sanders to his final resting place, it brings into question if they ever really recorded an album on a submarine?

Furthermore, maybe the Beastie Boys initiated the KFC boycott a couple years ago to cover up this fact.

I know what you're going to say, "They never called for a boycott of KFC."

Oh yeah, how can you be so sure?

Hmm?

[Junker]

guess what?...






YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D, B*TCH!

Thank god!!! :o

[jackrock]

guess what else?





















SMILE! your on candid camera!

and im finished.

[Junker]

guess what else?





















SMILE! your on candid camera!

and im finished.

Candid camera is nice.
Btw, are we changing the subject on this thread??? hehehe :D

[Junker]

Rhymin' and Stealin'--"Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' Locker."

In fact, the Beastie Boys never delivered the Colonel to Davey Jones' locker. His final resting place is Cave Hill Cemetery in Lousiville, KY. Since the Beastie Boys did not go underwater to deliver Colonel Sanders to his final resting place, it brings into question if they ever really recorded an album on a submarine?

Furthermore, maybe the Beastie Boys initiated the KFC boycott a couple years ago to cover up this fact.

I know what you're going to say, "They never called for a boycott of KFC."

Oh yeah, how can you be so sure?

Hmm?

hmmm.........you have strong arguments

[Junker]

"I'm the little gnome that's in your dreams" - What you think abous this statement? True or false?

[Travis Bickle]

F'ing hilarious thread, Mr. Juice. Well-argued, well-researched, and well-written. A+.

[Adrock_Oct31]

did you actually count all those lyrics???

[Lex Diamonds]

"If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page" - Well, play guitar dont make you Jimmy Page.
If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlies I like are under-age

Think about it. (http://www.stryder.de/rest/Groupie_Central_Lori_%20Maddox.html)

[nukeawhale]

Truth: White Castle fries only come in one size.

There may be a lot of lies, but it's the important things that count.

[Junker]

If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlies I like are under-age

Think about it. (http://www.stryder.de/rest/Groupie_Central_Lori_%20Maddox.html)

hmmmm...........this could be true

[Sir SkratchaLot]

Finally someone else who realizes that the true purpose of message boarding is to make people laugh while they're bored at work, and not to gain interesting or useful knowlege.

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah dude this took way too much time and its super dorky! to be cool, you need to discuss rare lithuanian pressings of Licensed to Ill and watch 8 Mile in its entirety because Eminem says "Beastie Boys" in it.

[Laver1969]

yeah dude this took way too much time and its super dorky! to be cool, you need to discuss rare lithuanian pressings of Licensed to Ill and watch 8 Mile in its entirety because Eminem says "Beastie Boys" in it.

Are you lost? I think you might have taken a wrong turn.

[Mr. Juice]

"I'm the Kung Fu master vs. the Sumo wrestler, got the beats in Manhattan you can hear in Westchester (Do It)."

How can one person be two people at once? This borders on the line of heresy. What even makes this rhyme more of a farce is Mike D claiming that be a Sumo wrestler (yeah right). Three Beastie Boys combined don’t equal the mass and girth of a Sumo.

Also, if one had beats in Manhattan that could be heard in Westchester they would be quickly arrested for violating New York City noise ordinances. Furthermore, FCC regulations prohibit a device from making that much noise.

Nice try Beastie Boys.

Case closed.

[Thundercracker]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that yauch doesn't got more rhymes than he's got gray hair, mike doesn't got a hole in his head and horovitz isn't like lee perry.

:cool:

[marshall10]

You took it too far m8, are you trying to tell me that all songs are true. This thread is just a complete waste.

[dave790]

again, i like this thread (y)

if people can't see it for what it is (a bit of fun for fucks sake) then that's up to them, but role on with the lies as far as i'm concerned :)

[ggirlballa]

this thread is uneccesary .........but fun (y) :p

[Laver1969]

Was Yauch really in a lava lamp?

[laurie_hammy]

"I'm the little gnome that's in your dreams" - What you think abous this statement? True or false?

Well I havnt seen any little gnome's in my dream so im guessing False.

[laurie_hammy]

So Dont Touch Me
Cause Im Electric
An If Ya Touch Me
You'll Get SHOCK SHOCK SHOCKED

Pffft I Doubt It :rolleyes: ;)

[BGirl]

^ actually I'll buy that one, and the six-point-seven on the richter scale thing as well ;)


I do find myself doubting that Adrock is a bank cashier. And a lumberjack DJ? Is he saying he's out in the woods spinning records for lumberjacks? How could they hear him over their chainsaws?

[Lex Diamonds]

yeah dude this took way too much time and its super dorky! to be cool, you need to discuss rare lithuanian pressings of Licensed to Ill and watch 8 Mile in its entirety because Eminem says "Beastie Boys" in it.
Oh Word?

da
da
da
da
dun


MIKE D

[Shadrock]

im gonna watch some tube and get back to reading the OG post, but i can assure your that when mikeD died he went to club med and chilled with the greatful dead.

:yes::yes:

Oh yeah! Was his brother, Dustin, there?

[Shadrock]

Finally someone else who realizes that the true purpose of message boarding is to make people laugh while they're bored at work, and not to gain interesting or useful knowlege.

What may be your cup of coffee, may be my tea.

[Junker]

What may be your cup of coffee, may be my tea.

Dude...........that was deep!!! (y) ;)

[Shadrock]

Dude...........that was deep!!! (y) ;)
Dudette ;)

[HiPlnsDrftr]

Over the course of four decades, we have helped over two million clients nationwide in a wide range of concerns, problems, and injuries. - Jacoby & Meyers

Got more suits than Jacoby & Meyers - Beastie Boys "Shadrach"


More than 2 million suits....hmmmmm, I think not!

[jackrock]

Also, if one had beats in Manhattan that could be heard in Westchester they would be quickly arrested for violating New York City noise ordinances. Furthermore, FCC regulations prohibit a device from making that much noise.

That could absolutely work, in fact it's been done, lots...


it's simple really, a person in Westchester buys a bboy cd, listens to it in Westchester, or the radio.

case closed ;)

[Junker]

Dudette ;)

Ohhhhhhhh............sorry!!! :)

[Space]

Oh yeah! Was his brother, Dustin, there?


yes, duh.,

[kleptomaniac]

Was Yauch really in a lava lamp?

yeah, it's still sitting on the night stand next to my bed too. ;)

[ggirlballa]

yeah, it's still sitting on the night stand next to my bed too. ;)
nice (y)

[balohna]

hy·per·bo·le (h-pûrb-l)
n.

A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

[Shadrock]

Ohhhhhhhh............sorry!!! :)
lol its ok. :)

[Shadrock]

yes, duh.,
What about their father, Neil??????

[Rawr]

I fucking hate people like you who take thing's to seriously, stfu areadly.

[minorthreat]

that's a lot of research - you should release a whole fact book

[jennyb]

that's a lot of research - you should release a whole fact book

Or at bare minimum come up with some more for this thread Mr. Juice! This shit's funny. (y)

[Space]

What about their father, Neil??????

the family has talent...what else can i say???

[BangkokB]

Enough about the Beasties ----for GODS SAKE JIMI HENDRIX WAS STANDING NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN AND CHOPPED IT DOWN WITH THE EDGE OF HIS HAND!~He clearly needs to be stopped

it's gotta be true bc I put it in all caps

[burbboi]

Could get messy if Yauch really mows M.Cs like he's mowin tha lawn

[Laver1969]

Was Mike lying on this one??? :D

MC's are like clay pigeons and I'm shooting skeet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Diamond_(sport_shooter))
I just yell pull and MMM drops the beat.

[paulb]

Was Mike lying on this one??? :D

MC's are like clay pigeons and I'm shooting skeet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Diamond_(sport_shooter))
I just yell pull and MMM drops the beat.


i dont wanna think about Mike D shootin skeet.

[jackrock]

i dont wanna think about Mike D shootin skeet.
hahah... ew

[jennyb]

Diamond is of Greek heritage.

:confused:

[ggirlballa]

Was Mike lying on this one??? :D

MC's are like clay pigeons and I'm shooting skeet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Diamond_(sport_shooter))
I just yell pull and MMM drops the beat.
okay :confused:

[Bobtwi]

So are you saying Adrock doesnt know a fly spot where they actually have champagne?Im confused!

[ggirlballa]

So are you saying Adrock doesnt know a fly spot where they actually have champagne?Im confused!
:rolleyes: he better know cuz i'm thirsty!!! :cool:

[gaselite]

awesome, awesome thread

[Mr. Smacktackle]

Was Mike lying on this one??? :D

MC's are like clay pigeons and I'm shooting skeet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Diamond_(sport_shooter))
I just yell pull and MMM drops the beat.
:eek: WOW

Man they know how to spice up the rhyme

[Lex Diamonds]

Enough about the Beasties ----for GODS SAKE JIMI HENDRIX WAS STANDING NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN AND CHOPPED IT DOWN WITH THE EDGE OF HIS HAND!~He clearly needs to be stopped
Lucky for us he choked on his own sick.

NOT SO TOUGH NOW, EH JIMI?

[benchillin]

i will be very sad if i found out they didnt really dress in black and attack MoJo with eggs.

[Junker]

:eek: WOW

Man they know how to spice up the rhyme

LOL

Heall yeah!!!

[Laver1969]

I love their play on words and references...from Shazam here's an example:

On a track so slick it'll make you feel all queasy
Make you do like Fred Sanford with "I'm comin' Wheezy!"


Fred Sanford actually said, "I'm comin' Elizabeth"...Wheezy is from a different show...The Jeffersons. But here's the kicker, Wheezy on The Jeffersons was played by Isabel Sanford.

Another piece of useless info is that Isabel Sanford passed away about 3 weeks after the release of TT5B.

[jennyb]

Whoa, Laver, that's deep! I'm impressed.

Clearly, there are way more lies to be unearthed here. Keep 'em comin' Juice.

[Junker]

Whoa, Laver, that's deep! I'm impressed.

Clearly, there are way more lies to be unearthed here. Keep 'em comin' Juice.

Lets take of their masks!!! :p

[Travis Bickle]

that's a lot of research - you should release a whole fact book
I totally agree -- this thread is still hilarious.

[YoungRemy]

I totally agree -- this thread is still hilarious.


and famous!!

http://brou-ha-ha.livejournal.com/96855.html

[jennyb]

haha! That's cool. God I love the Mango one.

[joon]

(y) That is the funniest thing ever. Thank you for your dedication to the Truth, where do I sign the petition?

[Ponce De Leon]

Best. Post. Ever.

[Jmoney77]

this thread is still open!

[Travis Bickle]

and famous!!

http://brou-ha-ha.livejournal.com/96855.html
HAHAHA!

[Jmoney77]

WAAAAAAAA?

[disco bag]

I hate to be picky, but the Beasties were sort of wrong on one front...

Technically, Saduharu Oh was known for Home Runs, not "Hits." Pete Rose was known for hits.

It would've been more appropriate to say:

"I got more hits than Pete Rose"

or

"I got more home runs than Saduharu Oh"

Oh well.

[pip07]

a homerun still counts as a hit

[Space]

yeah this is great!