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kaiser soze
02-14-2006, 07:37 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/02/14/national/w075610S33.DTL
"The orange that they're wearing is not because they're concerned that the vice president may be there," joked White House press secretary Scott McClellan, following the lead of late-night television comedians. "That's why I'm wearing it."
The president's brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, took a similar jab after slapping an orange sticker on his chest from the Florida Farm Bureau that read, "No Farmers, No Food."
"I'm a little concerned that Dick Cheney is going to walk in," the governor cracked during an appearance in Tampa Monday.
CompAssionate Conservatism at it's best
ASsman
02-14-2006, 07:45 PM
Haha, the joke gets funnier the second time you hear it. Buckshot! HAHAH! What a punchline.
kaiser soze
02-14-2006, 07:55 PM
haha!
shooting people is funny!
Illegal wars are funny!
Looking for WMD's under your coffee table is funny!
Torturing people is funny!
Talking about being hurt by trees to maimed soldiers is funny!
why aren't the citizens of the U.S. worried?
kaiser soze
02-14-2006, 08:03 PM
Whittington suffers heart attack
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/14/cheney/
and the W.H. is joking
i am not amused
kleptomaniac
02-14-2006, 08:10 PM
enough time hasn't passed for them to starting joking about it yet... :/
ASsman
02-14-2006, 08:22 PM
You know why we don't care. Because the TV said everything was OK, whatever the TV says goes.
kleptomaniac
02-14-2006, 08:23 PM
if the TV jumped off a cliff, would you?
ASsman
02-14-2006, 08:27 PM
If it was the American thing to do.
valvano
02-14-2006, 08:35 PM
one of the first thing castro did when he took power was get rid of all the lawyers....
cheney has attempted to get rid of a lawyer.....
you socialists should be applauding the man!?!?!?!
:D
ASsman
02-14-2006, 09:27 PM
Why? Nice try, but , cold, cold, colder.
Funkaloyd
02-14-2006, 09:36 PM
Talking about being hurt by trees to maimed soldiers is funny!
Got a link or something? I missed that one.
kaiser soze
02-14-2006, 09:58 PM
some time ago bush made some off comment about suffering a battle wound from a tree while clearing bush on his compound...as he was visiting Iraq Vets
fucktopgirl
02-14-2006, 10:13 PM
yea what a stupid thing to say to soldier,a lot of them realise how much of a moron their president is ,if they did not before!
i am shure that bush is a pussy who is afraid of mouse,that he cannot handle a gun and what the hell cannot even handle is own penis;Is secretary have to help him out!
valvano
02-14-2006, 10:31 PM
would you guys have been happy if cheney had driven to a cocktail party and left his victim to die in that field....you know, like ted kennedy did with mary jo, except she died under water?
:eek:
kaiser soze
02-14-2006, 10:37 PM
fuck kennedy for that shit too
anyways, we're talking about cheney shooting someone
zorra_chiflada
02-14-2006, 10:56 PM
one of the first thing castro did when he took power was get rid of all the lawyers....
cheney has attempted to get rid of a lawyer.....
you socialists should be applauding the man!?!?!?!
:D
yeah, that wasn't even clever. a 7 year old could do better than that
:D
Ace42X
02-15-2006, 01:55 AM
would you guys have been happy
We'd be happy if you applied the same level of heartless criticism to your stroke-heroes as you did to poor ignorant black folks. Whether or not your double-standards are born out of ignorance, prejudice, or deep-seated psychological problems, they are still a sore dictment of what you stand for and everything you believe in.
He's a criminal, he should get the chair, right? WHAT ABOUT THE VICTIM!??!?
Ah, it doesn't count, it was just some horseplay that got out of hand...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4711372.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4714264.stm
D_Raay
02-15-2006, 02:55 AM
So if he dies, it was from the heart attack, and not the gunshot, because under Texas law, the Vice President would have to be arrested and tried and all that stuff, so just remember, he died of a heart attack, he dies of a heart attack, he died of a heart attack...
greedygretchen
02-15-2006, 11:09 AM
I heard Cheney didn't even have his hunting license...I think that Cheney probably said "Hey I bet you I could murder someone and get away with it- I mean look at everything else I've done and gotten away with" Fuck I hate Dick Cheney :mad:
one of the first thing castro did when he took power was get rid of all the lawyers....
cheney has attempted to get rid of a lawyer.....
you socialists should be applauding the man!?!?!?!
:D
i don't post here often, but i just had to stop by and say that that was really retarded
like, more than usual
i don't post here oftenYou ought to.
You ought to.
i don't have the attention span for it these days, i usually lose interest in posts after about two lines...i just like to stop in now and then to make fun of valvano
Ace42X
02-15-2006, 06:54 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4715232.stm
Cheney confesses... Guess that means he won't contest it if the guy dies and he is guilty of manslaughter. Can you still be VP if you are in jail?
kaiser soze
02-15-2006, 07:32 PM
ok....has anyone thought about the direction of the shot?
Whittington was shot in the face, chest and front shoulder ( I saw this on a diagram )
Now for someone to be shot in the front means a few things..
1) He was in front of cheney and facing him when cheney fired
2) He was standing to the side and facing cheney when he fired
3) He was behind cheney and cheney turned and fired
Why was cheney NOT aware of where Whittington was before he fired?
Especially if he's a keen quail hunter?
They cannot say that this guy was not looking at cheney when he fired
(!) Could it have been an accidental discharge?
ASsman
02-15-2006, 08:05 PM
He did have a beer before hand , possibly not just one. Also he is old and the devil reincarnate.
Jmoney77
02-15-2006, 09:19 PM
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ok....has anyone thought about the direction of the shot?
Whittington was shot in the face, chest and front shoulder ( I saw this on a diagram )
Now for someone to be shot in the front means a few things..
1) He was in front of cheney and facing him when cheney fired
2) He was standing to the side and facing cheney when he fired
3) He was behind cheney and cheney turned and fired
Why was cheney NOT aware of where Whittington was before he fired?
Especially if he's a keen quail hunter?
They cannot say that this guy was not looking at cheney when he fired
(!) Could it have been an accidental discharge?
apparently quails are extremely tricky birds to hunt. they're small, fast, and change direction alot. i post at another board, some dude who's a hunter had this to say about it;
Well quail hunting is very dangerous and/or pheasent hunting. The birds are very unpredictable when flushed out by a dog or person. They very easily cross the paths of other members and dogs in the group. If you lead a quail, you look down the barrel at the quail, and then bam all of a sudden Jim Bob's head is right there because the quail turned back.
I have seen so many hunting dogs die from those kind of hunts. I never go them, I think they are just dangerous and man of these birds are raised placed not wild.
i'm not trying to excuse cheney or anything, i'm just saying, perhaps these things happen on quail hunts. i guess it's just an instance of carelessness on behalf of either cheney or the other guy.
edit: and if in fact whittington should die, i would expect...well, not expect, but hope that cheney doesn't get any special treatment. i don't know what the law says in that kind of situation, but i would hope that cheney would be subject to it just as much as anyone else would be. i'd think it would be hard for him to wiggle out of it, i mean, the entire country is kind of paying attention to this story. hopefully SOMEBODY gets pissed if he manages to stay above the law.
D_Raay
02-15-2006, 11:12 PM
Yeah but these are flightless, farm raised birds here whose sole purpose is to be killed by rich white guys.
Yeah but these are flightless, farm raised birds here whose sole purpose is to be killed by rich white guys.
oh, they're flightless? if that's the case it seems like it would be a lot harder to accidentally shoot someone. not impossible (obviously), but harder. I don't know. i don't hunt. i didn't know they were flightless though.
ASsman
02-16-2006, 11:10 AM
So Cheney walks into a bar with a priest.
And shoots someone.
Echewta
02-28-2006, 10:36 PM
Its amazing how we need to respect Mr. Cheney in this time of crisis. He shot someone but please please people. This administration is nothing but full of secrets and being classified yet boy howdy in a handcart did the same people that brought these closed door people into power sure want to know everything about Bill Clinton's penis.
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