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tracky
02-14-2006, 10:52 PM
Obviously they didn't realise who they were handing them to. I feel like committing some major sacrilege and wiping my arse with them after blessing them on behalf of the devil. Just to stick it to the man.
TurdBerglar
02-14-2006, 10:56 PM
what the hell are they?
zorra_chiflada
02-14-2006, 11:00 PM
are you talking about your balls?
tracky
02-14-2006, 11:05 PM
medallions
TurdBerglar
02-14-2006, 11:08 PM
swallow them and you will obtain pope powers
zorra_chiflada
02-14-2006, 11:10 PM
which pope? the dead one or the german one?
tracky
02-14-2006, 11:10 PM
haha either that or a painfully blocked up colon :p

and the New Pope (as opposed to Pope Classic)
TurdBerglar
02-14-2006, 11:11 PM
that's ok becuase the pope doesn't shit just like santa claus
Documad
02-15-2006, 12:05 AM
I have a silver charm that I bought at the Vatican in 1981. I paid extra to have it blessed by the pope and I had to leave it an extra day. I felt pretty good about it until I saw on the TV news that the pope was out of the country at the time. If he can bless them long distance, then why did I have to leave it over night?
tracky
02-15-2006, 12:37 AM
Because the church is all about lying. Did you question them about that? I'd want a refund especially if the blessing costs extra
Documad
02-15-2006, 01:18 AM
Because the church is all about lying. Did you question them about that? I'd want a refund especially if the blessing costs extra
I believe it cost $1 extra. My parents and I had a laugh (none of us were religious).

The pope was short shortly thereafter.