omgzzzzz blah blah blah

[monkey]

i feel like being a complete bitch and naming, one by one, everyone that says something stupid, bugs me, or is just a complete moron on this board.

but im not qdrop and i dont care that much. too much effort for this place.

so hows your day?

[Kid Presentable]

i feel like being a complete bitch and naming, one by one, everyone that says something stupid, bugs me, or is just a complete moron on this board.

but im not qdrop and i dont care that much. too much effort for this place.

so hows your day?

Too bad you're too pathetic to name names.

[Lex Diamonds]

My day sucks balls so far. I've spent most of it asleep or horizontal. The highlight of my day was watching Scrubs and seeing an episode of Friends in which Chandler fights his smoking addiction, because I'm trying to give up and the humour seemed relevant and shit. Right now I'm looking for stuff to do tonight but it looks like me and my homies are going to end up in the same shitty Indian restaurant we always go to, just cuz the beer is cheap.

How's yours?

[ericlee]

my cat's breath smells like catfood

[Kid Presentable]

Boring. Could you name some people, it might make things more interesting around here?

I'm hoping my reply will get me named. I've never really been named.

[Kid Presentable]

Well aren't you special.
Who?

[Bob]

was i gonna get named? because i think my posting has been great lately, so i wouldn't know unless someone told me

[Kid Presentable]

was i gonna get named? because i think my posting has been great lately, so i wouldn't know unless someone told me
Your posting has been Upper-MidCard.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not lying.

[monkey]

Too bad you're too pathetic to name names.

yes i am

[monkey]

was i gonna get named? because i think my posting has been great lately, so i wouldn't know unless someone told me

its all about you, bob. this entire thread. and my crush on you.

[instigator7022]

my cat's breath smells like catfood


thats so weird!

[Kid Presentable]

yes i am

I would have expected more from a complex being like yourself, stranger.

[ericlee]

Here's an image for you:

Each new thread is like a fresh pile of dog shit. We, the board members, are like flies, checking out each new pile shit, trying to decide if we are going to stay and dine. If the shit is really good, it has all of the "buzz" (Sorry for the pun) and we might stay for awhile. However, that is only until a new pile of shit comes along.

damn, if that's the case then my threads should be thousands of pages long with an abundance of maggots crawling all over them.

[monkey]

I would have expected more from a complex being like yourself, stranger.

that would require me being a complex being. nope. im here, like all of you. im just as stupid and moronic as the rest of yous.

[Kid Presentable]

that would require me being a complex being. nope. im here, like all of you. im just as stupid and moronic as the rest of yous.
Actually a fair call. I like it.

[ericlee]

that would require me being a complex being. nope. im here, like all of you. im just as stupid and moronic as the rest of ewes.

BAHHHH BAHHH BAHHHH

[monkey]

actually, i made this thread to call out jabumbo. he smells and is not, by any means, real. he is a she. and she is gay.

[Kid Presentable]

Not you, Kid. Pauli.

Wow, that stinks...I gotta go....

Blintox.

[jabumbo]

actually, i made this thread to call out jabumbo. he smells and is not, by any means, real. he is a she. and she is gay.


TRUE STORY


i am in love with Paul. but its OK because i am a she, and she is a he. it works out nicely in the end

[jabumbo]

Is this a reference to anal sex?


if a 2 inch penis can provide anal sex, then yes. yes it does.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I forgot what i was going to say. I'm eating eggs w/broccoli and some wheat toast. I decided that I am a great cook.

[Planetary]

that doesn't sound very nice...what kind of eggs?

[ericlee]

eggs and broccoli? I don't know, maybe I'm a psyhic or something but I forsee vast odors coming from her backside in the near future..

[ericlee]

I'm not lying.

You take great pride in never having lived up to anything
Lie, steal, cheat and kill, a real bad guy
Your daddy is a wino, and your mommy is quite insane
From alter boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn
Your sister is a junkie, gets "it" any way she can
Your brother's a gay singer in a stud leather band
Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your hep and AIDS
There ain't one person you know you ain't ripped off yet.

Look deep in the mirror, look deep into its eyes
Your face is replaced, a creature you despise
but I know what you're made of, it ain't much I'm afraid
I know you'll be lying until you dying day

Make up your stories, truth's so hard to say
Brain is numb and your tongue will surely dig your grave
Your mind is sickly from Alzheimer's Disease
And decadence and debauchery killed your memories

You're a liar, liar, liar, everyone can see
Liar, liar, [liar,] it's all you'll ever be
Liar, liar, liar, it's what you mean to me
Liar, liar, lies...

Start trouble, spread pain
Piss and venom, in your veins
Talk nasty, breathe fire
Smell rotten, you're a liar
Sweat liquor, breathe snot
Eat garbage, spit blood
Diseased, health hazard
Scum bag, filthy bastard
Greasy face, teeth decay
Hair matted, drunk all day
Abscessed, sunken veins
Rot gut, scrambled brain
Steal money, crash cars
Rob jewelry, hock guitars
Rot in hell, it's time you know
To your master, off you go
You're a liar
A fucking liar
Filthy liar
Liar
You fucking liar
Liar

[Sarky Devotchka]

chicken eggs?

well, there was cheese in there too. eggs scrambled up with cheese and broccoli. I don't think eggs make stinky toots though. the broccoli though...I suppose. but don't all vegetables make a stink?

[Sarky Devotchka]

nobody's heard of a broccoli cheese omelet? sheesh! I mean, I tried to make it an omelet, but the pan didn't agree.

[ericlee]

I dunno but amongst me and all of my friends, eggs seem to make us fart like crazy.

Combined with brocolli and cheese? I think that's like an ingredient for napalm.

[Sarky Devotchka]

well, you need to see a specialist.

[ericlee]

well, you need to see a specialist.

Maybe that's what this one teacher was hinting at while we'd fart in class.

She'd always tell us, "Go to the nurse."

I don't know why because the nurse never understood either. She didn't even give us beano or anything. She just shaked her head and sent us back to the classroom.

[monkey]

eggs dont make stinkies. but cheese and broccoli make much stench. fabreeze is your friend.

[Planetary]

chicken eggs?

well, there was cheese in there too. eggs scrambled up with cheese and broccoli.

you can eat duck eggs you know, and scrambled was what i was looking for ;)

[Sarky Devotchka]

you guys are jerks. I feel horrible about myself now. I have to go fart on some kids though.

[The Notorious LOL]

name names, chickenshit!

[Auton]

seriously.

threads like this make me want to take a shovel to someone's face

[Planetary]

you guys are jerks. I feel horrible about myself now. I have to go fart on some kids though.

hahaaaaaaa!

[mickill]

I'm hoping my reply will get me named. I've never really been named.

Kid P has become semi-notorious for spewing more random gibberish than a talking chimpanzee in his early hundreds with a crack habit speaking in German translated from Zulu. What a prick. I hope he gets raped by a bus driver.

[jabumbo]

eggs do more to me than stinky farts

[Auton]

ok, fine

pauli

because of threads like these, which only seems like it exists because she wants people (like me) to go "omg who do you hate?" because she really wants attention or something. It's as bad as threads about having a crush on a fellow internet nerd, but refusing to say who they are so you can have an 8 page topic with people begging you to spill the beans. shit's gay.

is that good enough?

[Planetary]

shit's gay

probably 'cause it's getting poked by weiners all the time...

[ericlee]

ok, fine

pauli

because of threads like these, which only seems like it exists because she wants people (like me) to go "omg who do you hate?" because she really wants attention or something. It's as bad as threads about having a crush on a fellow internet nerd, but refusing to say who they are so you can have an 8 page topic with people begging you to spill the beans. shit's gay.

is that good enough?

hence my technique of thread killing but it seems not quite up to par. I need to go and meditate I guess.

[Auton]

probably 'cause it's getting poked by weiners all the time...

haha touche

[The Notorious LOL]

I know nothing of Pauli, other than the fact that her "dick enjoying" stance is quite clear.

[Qdrop]

but im not qdrop and i dont care that much.

what a pathetic attempt at calling me out.

leave my name out of your pathetic attention-seeking threads.

[Qdrop]

because of threads like these, which only seems like it exists because she wants people (like me) to go "omg who do you hate?" because she really wants attention or something. ... shit's gay.



word.

Pauli's too irrelevant and uninteresting for anyone to give a shit who she hates.

[monkey]

word.

Pauli's too irrelevant and uninteresting for anyone to give a shit who she hates.

exactly.

so how's everyone else's day?

[jabumbo]

Very kll of you.


owch, that was low

[ToucanSpam]

wtf


Sorry but this is a lame thread. I expected some cages to get rattled but instead there's just a bunch of retarted posts with some 'why did you do this' responces.


It's like finding porn on tv but theres only 5 minutes left in the show.

[ericlee]

wtf


Sorry but this is a lame thread. I expected some cages to get rattled but instead there's just a bunch of retarted posts with some 'why did you do this' responces.


It's like finding porn on tv but theres only 5 minutes left in the show.

retarded posts placed in a thread titled omgzzzzz blah blah blah? Damn, how dare them.

[Kid Presentable]

Kid P has become semi-notorious for spewing more random gibberish than a talking chimpanzee in his early hundreds with a crack habit speaking in German translated from Zulu. What a prick. I hope he gets raped by a bus driver.

Ha! I'll actually give you that. (y)

[p-branez]

we read the greatest american short story, ambrose bierce's "An occurence at owl creek bridge", in class today.

[ToucanSpam]

It's not that I expect much, but when someone implies that they have claws then decides they aren't sharp enough and says nothing, it bothers me. This applies outside of 'internet land' or whatever; if someone has something to say, say it.

[Ace42X]

Boring. Could you name some people, it might make things more interesting around here?

Yah, 'cause some more mindless egotism and phatic drivel will REALLY make a change...

[Kid Presentable]

It's not that I expect much, but when someone implies that they have claws then decides they aren't sharp enough and says nothing, it bothers me. This applies outside of 'internet land' or whatever; if someone has something to say, say it.
Okay. I still think you're mickill, no matter how much he denies it. I know it's not true, though, and I'm just imagining it. It's just not true. No not true. You, you don't want no truth. Truth is something that you don't want from me.

[ericlee]

and he aint lying

[Sarky Devotchka]

okay, so I didn't fart at all. I did burp some though. what's up now, bitches?!

[ToucanSpam]

Okay. I still think you're mickill, no matter how much he denies it. I know it's not true, though, and I'm just imagining it. It's just not true. No not true. You, you don't want no truth. Truth is something that you don't want from me.

I don't think I'm anything like mickill, really. He is a considerable amount more witty and sly, while I think I'm simply rude and very honest.

[yeahwho]

This thread IS all about bad vibrations.

[Ace42X]

This thread IS all about bad vibrations.

We can change that around:

What's your favourite Beachboys Song that features a theramin?

[yeahwho]

We can change that around:

What's your favourite Beachboys Song that features a theramin?

Little Douche Coupe Bag

[Ace42X]

Little Douche Coupe Bag

Does that have a theramin in it?

[yeahwho]

Does that have a theramin in it?
No. But it does feature a A vaginal bulb syringe. My mistake. Sorry.

[Kid Presentable]

We can change that around:

What's your favourite Beachboys Song that features a theramin?

Whole Lotta Love.