So I got this threatening text message

[Lex Diamonds]

So I'm lying on the sofa the other day, pretty tired, watching Scrubs and having a nice quiet night in. Then I get this
Paddy i hear many bad things about you from many people. Also you have very bad people after you, i aint going to stop them but ill help by telling you, stay the fuck away from kingston and tolworth, or you will be fucked up. Dont ask me questions you bought this upon yourself.
This guy used to be one of my best friends and now he's started running with some pikey crews and getting arrested for GBH he thinks he's some big time gangsta. So I replied
What are you chatting I aint done shit. Course I aint goin to stay away from kingston and tolworth, this aint the ghetto its the fuckin surrey suburbs. If you aint goin to stop them then whatever, you could at least tell me what the fuck im meant to have done.
So then he replies "You forcing your dick on girls" and I just laughed. It's bullshit. It's either him spreading shit about me cuz he doesn't like me or he's got me confused with someone else. I said that to him and he just replies "We'll see". He hasn't even got a proper reason to dislike me. About a year ago his ex-girlfriend (who I had had something going on with for a while before they even met) came to me after they had broken up and I got with her, then realised I didn't like her and went off with someone else. She went crying to him about it and they got back together, and he's hated me ever since. I've never forced a girl to do anything in my life, and I only give people The Dick if they want and deserve it.

So now I'm wondering what to do. Despite this being the suburbs, there are some pretty nasty types about, and people do get beaten up or stabbed around here on a daily basis. I'm wondering whether there really is a threat or whether he's just trying to shit me up. I'm wondering whether I should start carrying a knife, or even get some of my friends together and go fuck them up first. Like a pre-emptive strike thing.

What do you think?

[DIGI]

Sounds like the plot to "Lock, Stock, and Two Flaming Douchebags."

[jabumbo]

kick this dude in the balls

[burbboi]

Firebomb his house. It's messy and sends a clear message.

[Lex Diamonds]

kick this dude in the balls
He's actually pretty tough. He's an Arab and he's into all that honour in battle shit, plus he's a blackbelt at some kind of kung fu. I've seen him in many fights, and he's never lost.

And yeah, well done with the Lock Stock joke. It was funny.

[instigator7022]

Did you ever read wolf rider?

[Kid Presentable]

I'd be careful.

But really, what can one do? You've come this far without getting shitted up.

I suppose some variety of paranoia-heightening substance is in order, if anything to simultaneously refine your awareness and put your mind at ease.

[Monsieur Decuts]

tell him to be a man and come talk to you face to face, fuck text messaging.

Tell him to go have a pint and lets sort this out.

Have a nice knife on you just in case!

[Sarky Devotchka]

I don't think you should strike first, just carry around a razor blade in your cheek.

[ericlee]

sounds like he wants your dick

[Amelie*]

OMG, I got the same one! wtf!

[ericlee]

text him back with "inta ya kundara". It means no harm and you want to be his friend in arabic

[instigator7022]

I'll send him a 'message' tell me his address or anyone that wants trouble really.


Pocono Mountain East High School
Swiftwater PA 18326

[Kid Presentable]

I'll get my girl to tell me how to write (WARNING: PHONETICS!!!!!!!!!!) Khol Khara properly.

(Eat shit, apparently.)

[ericlee]

el haus zippy is a good one too. It means you want to shake hands and make up.

[mp-seventythree]

Don't bother carrying a knife, if he's into martial arts the chances are he'll get it off you pretty easily. Just be aware of your surroundings, and if you are attacked (by him or any other prick on the street), just remember to be fast (self explanatory), forceful (a good push into his chest to create a bit of distance) and loud (shout, loudly). Seriously, that alone could save you.

Being a fucking fast runner also helps.

[abcdefz]

...I'd consider filing a report to the police, in case anything seriously does happen.

This isn't some gentlemanly round of fisticuffs you're talking about; this is harassment and assault.

[ericlee]

hmm, he's been offline for quite a while now... Padster? You ok?

[Echewta]

hire ericlee to help you with your "problem."

[roosta]

Arab you say?

Anti-tactical ballistic missile defenses could thwart a Soviet or Arab attack utilizing intermediate- and short-range ballistic missiles. By denying the Arabs the prospects of a quick win by a preemptive missile assault, deterrence of aggression is strengthened, and stability in the region is reinforced.

[ericlee]

hire ericlee to help you with your "problem."

no thanks, I'm thinking of converting to Islam. It seems to be less violent than what I used to do.

[Qdrop]

just forget about it.

he won't do shit.

it's the fuckin suburbs, like you say, and it's just a bunch of "preps" trying to act thug.

tell him, if he fucks with you.....you'll fuck his girl again..."cause you KNOOOOOOOOW she can't say no".

[ChrisLove]

...I'd consider filing a report to the police, in case anything seriously does happen.

This isn't some gentlemanly round of fisticuffs you're talking about; this is harassment and assault.

I agree, he is a bit stupid giving you the evidence to get him in trouble before he even does anything physical.... As a2z points out he has already assaulted you, I would take it to the old bill - I dont know how old you are but im guessing teenaged so if he is the same age the fuzz coming to have a chat with his folks would shut him up.

[ericlee]

just forget about it.

he won't do shit.

it's the fuckin suburbs, like you say, and it's just a bunch of "preps" trying to act thug.

tell him, if he fucks with you.....you'll fuck his girl again..."cause you KNOOOOOOOOW she can't say no".

exactly, that's why his pussy ass wrote a text saying stay away from such and such place.

If he really has that bad of a grudge against someone, he'd come forth with it. That's what I'd do at least. Fuckin kids man

[pshabi]

I'd be careful.

But really, what can one do? You've come this far without getting shitted up.

I suppose some variety of paranoia-heightening substance is in order, if anything to simultaneously refine your awareness and put your mind at ease.
In other words:

GET HIGH NIGGA!

[pshabi]

Arab you say?

Anti-tactical ballistic missile defenses could thwart a Soviet or Arab attack utilizing intermediate- and short-range ballistic missiles. By denying the Arabs the prospects of a quick win by a preemptive missile assault, deterrence of aggression is strengthened, and stability in the region is reinforced.
God damn the axis of evil!!!!!!

[medler]

I live about 2 miles from kingston/tolworth and what i suggest you do is text this "gangsta" back saying:

"Come down sutton maccy d's on thurs and see what happens"

that'll scare him lol

[roosta]

God damn the axis of evil!!!!!!

i know....arabs AND pikeys...that's the worst alliance of them all....

[medler]

i fuckin' 'ate pikeys

i like dags though lol

[Lex Diamonds]

...I'd consider filing a report to the police, in case anything seriously does happen.

This isn't some gentlemanly round of fisticuffs you're talking about; this is harassment and assault.
Yeah I was thinkin that. Cause now if he does actually do anything I've got evidence that it was him and that it was planned, and I'd love to put him behind bars. Especially as he's got a criminal record already.

Maybe I'll just go and find him and get him to beat me up so I can have him arrested. (y)

[mp-seventythree]

If you're gonna go to the trouble of getting him to kick your arse, you may as well get a few sucker punches in.....you know, in self defense.

[Zonkie]

hire a REALLY big muscly guy and just drive around in your car with him for like 10 minutes everyday. and even if that doesn't work, atleast you've made a new friend.

[Anne Lauren]

You mean GHB?

That's some crazy stuff...it tricks your body into immediately thinking that it should go into the REM stage of sleep, however, you're still awake during the whole time. You get a high from taking a whole lot of it at one time. It can permanently fuck you up if you do too much of it. One of my ex-husband's best friends almost died on that stuff. And what's crazy is that it was legal up until pretty fairly recently. It used to be a big trend with body builders. It can literally make you go crazy. Scary stuff.

[Lex Diamonds]

You mean GHB?

That's some crazy stuff...it tricks your body into immediately thinking that it should go into the REM stage of sleep, however, you're still awake during the whole time. You get a high from taking a whole lot of it at one time. It can permanently fuck you up if you do too much of it. One of my ex-husband's best friends almost died on that stuff. And what's crazy is that it was legal up until pretty fairly recently. It used to be a big trend with body builders. It can literally make you go crazy. Scary stuff.
Nope I mean GBH as in Grievous Bodily Harm, which is a crime you can get charged with when arrested for fighting.

[Anne Lauren]

Nope I mean GBH as in Grievous Bodily Harm, which is a crime you can get charged with when arrested for fighting.

Oh...I've never heard that term before. So...nevermind, then.

Well...now everyone has just gotten a quick lesson on the drug GHB. (y)

[ericlee]

Well Paddy? Have you tried to talk reasonable with him using what I've typed for you?

I just want to know where he's from in the arabic cutlture so that I can give you a more thourough answer..

[Lex Diamonds]

Hmm no I don't think I'll start insulting him in his language... I'm just not going to talk to him anymore. I was in Tolworth the other night, climbing up rooves and hanging out on them. I didn't see any of his gangsta crews. I even skinned up in the middle of the main road and I didn't get any trouble. But still, if I do see him, I'll just keep my head down and I'll be fine. They'll have forgotten me in about a month anyway, pikeys have short attention spans.