i think i have a heart condition

[TurdBerglar]

i'll just be sitting there and all of a sudden i'll feel like a thump in my chest and it feels like my heart is wiggling and i get short of breath and light headed just for a split second

[Ace42X]

Can I have your watch when you are dead?

[TurdBerglar]

i don't even have a watch

[fucktopgirl]

maybe you just suffer from anxiety!

[Ace42X]

i don't even have a watch

kidnies and or liver?

[TurdBerglar]

maybe you just suffer from anxiety!


it only happens when im really relaxed

[kleptomaniac]

go see a doctor!

[TurdBerglar]

kidnies and or liver?


i don't drink alcohol and i consume lots of water so those are in tip top shape. you don't deserve them

[tracky]

I get a thump occasionally. It's kinda weird and a bit scarey but it's still tickin' so it's all good

[adrockmelanie]

you might have a heart murmur. it's pretty common in little kids, but some people never get rid of it. i still have one and it's the weirdest feeling ever when my heart will stop for a couple seconds every so often. it's just about how you described.

[zorra_chiflada]

lots of people have irregular heartbeats. it's like having brown hair

[TurdBerglar]

you might have a heart murmur. it's pretty common in little kids, but some people never get rid of it. i still have one and it's the weirdest feeling ever when my heart will stop for a couple seconds every so often. it's just about how you described.


well i am a kid at heart

[ericlee]

/lands and pukes while laying maggots. "hey cmute, we've got a fresh one here"

[Bob]

well i am a kid at heart

i didn't get it at first, but then it hit me. 5/5

[TurdBerglar]

five fifths? isn't that just one? fuck you bob. fuckn' one. dick head

[TurdBerglar]

you could probably say that about every thread i make

[CrankItUp!]

You've just been staring at too many tits with all those females out there and need to be careful as not to have a "TIT ATTACK !" is all. I'm content with my own gf's big tits but I'm still a guy who will still ocassionaly look at other jugs in public now and then and then and now or just sometimes maybe. (y)

[avignon]

Isn't anyone else going to do the "I didn't know Turd even had a heart" joke? No? Ok, I'll do it.

[HotAndWet]

I have/had a heart condition, but mine beat really really fast to the point where felt like I'd pass out, so I was on meds which bascially did nothing and the doctor decided that I should have a procedure called "ablation" that burns off extra pathways so my heart doesn't go crazy beating all the time, it's worked greatly.

Go get that checked though turd, that's sorta similar to what I felt.

[Calimero jr.]

I'll take your bike when you're gone, thanks (y)

[abcdefz]

Isn't anyone else going to do the "I didn't know Turd even had a heart" joke? No? Ok, I'll do it.



Damn. I was just scrolling through to see if anyone else had said it.

Okay, so you get an honorary Miller's Crossing quote:

"Why don't you admit it? -- that you have a heart, even though it's small and it's feeble and you can't remember the last time you used it."

[enree erzweglle]

Damn. I was just scrolling through to see if anyone else had said it.

Okay, so you get an honorary Miller's Crossing quote:

"Why don't you admit it? -- that you have a heart, even though it's small and it's feeble and you can't remember the last time you used it."And in a subsequent scene, someone tommy guns the fuck out of some guy and his heart.

(I loved that line, by the way. She delivered it with just the right amount of purr in her voice.)

[ericlee]

I get that same feeling all the time though. Alot of times I get some real sharp pains in the chest too.

I guess I'm afraid to go to the doctor for I might hear something I don't want to know..

[abcdefz]

(I loved that line, by the way. She delivered it with just the right amount of purr in her voice.)



(y)

See, now, I would've given her the Oscar for that role. I wonder who was better that year?

One bad line reading, though: "We're a couple of heels, Tom, yes we are."

[TurdBerglar]

I get that same feeling all the time though. Alot of times I get some real sharp pains in the chest too.

I guess I'm afraid to go to the doctor for I might hear something I don't want to know..


i get sharp pains sometimes when im breathing in and it feels like there's something in my chest that's "stuck". like if there's rubber bands wrapped around one of my lungs preventing it from fully inflateing. but all i have to do is force my self to breath in and it feels like those rubber bands snap and it doesn't hurt anymore. maybe i get cramps in my chest

[mp-seventythree]

Is it just on one side of your chest (where your heart is)? If so, I used to get something similar...the doc said it was spasms in the muscles and surrounding tissue that hold your heart in place. Not serious but quite scary when it happens.

[TurdBerglar]

Is it just on one side of your chest (where your heart is)? If so, I used to get something similar...the doc said it was spasms in the muscles and surrounding tissue that hold your heart in place. Not serious but quite scary when it happens.


yeah

just on the heart side. i can remember all this shit happening ever since early childhood.

[ericlee]

yeah, it's in the heart area for me. My Pops had a heart murmor and later died of a bad heart attack and I now it's hereditary.

Alot of times I get these pains from exercising. I know I have exerciesed induced athsma but I love pushing myself to the limits and then I get the chest pains.

I don't know if my heart is saying good job or slow the fuck down.

[TurdBerglar]

it's probably saying slow the fuck down.


it never happens to me when im alert or exerting myself. only when im really calm and relaxed/exhuasted.

[Rawr]

Someone I know had that, Heart Thyroid.
if you do have that, all I know is that you'll have to take pills and carry around a box-heart moniter thing around everywhere you go or either get surgery. go to the doctors.

i have the same problem but it's when i'll be standing or sitting, whatever and suddenly my heart will just spaz for a couple of seconds.

[CrankItUp!]

Time to go see Dr. Fred G. Sanford - cause he specializes in "the big one's" about 3 times a day. :D

[Rawr]

Palpitations?
Lightheadedness?
Dizziness?
Loss of consciousness?
Chest pain?
Shortness of breath?
Sensation that the heart is beating rapidly, fluttering, or racing?


Yeah.
Supraventricular Tachycardia.
SVT.

If that doesn't apply to you, that I don't know.

[HotAndWet]

i get sharp pains sometimes when im breathing in and it feels like there's something in my chest that's "stuck".

That's actually just gas, seriously. I was told many times about that.

[Justin]

its more than likely something in your diet (sugar, caffiene) that your body just dont like.

I get the same feeling if i go to bed right after drinking a coke

[TurdBerglar]

well last night when i was takeing a shit my heart came out so it probably was just gas