Do guys expect anal sex now?

[DandyFop]

Do they? It's in all the porn...and it's obviously become a more regular practice. So do you guys really want to try that? Are you going to be pissed if your girl won't let you put it in there? I don't think most of you will be honest with this answer but I know a few will. We've already discussed the whole weirdness of the appeal since it's so "naughty" or whatever but I'm wondering if really in real life it's going to start being expected of women to do this...

[TurdBerglar]

that shit is a huge turnoff


no thank you. even talking about it makes me cringe

[Bob]

that shit is a huge turnoff


no thank you. even talking about it makes me cringe

yeah, but you think oral is gross too

[CJM]

um, if condoms aren't handy, then i'd think about it. sex is pretty damn good, though.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah, but you think oral is gross too


just afterwards

[g-mile7]

cool off pulling out a piece of corn on the cob

[DJ_Skrilla]

I'm wondering if really in real life it's going to start being expected of women to do this...

Yes all guys expect it now. My friend gf had him use olive oil since they didnt have any KY. Thats pretty nasty... Especially next time we went to eat spaghetti, no one wanted to touch the bottle of olive juice! :eek:

[DandyFop]

cool off pulling out a piece of corn on the cob

?

[DandyFop]

yeah, but you think oral is gross too

So does that mean you like the thought of anal sex Bob?

[Bob]

So does that mean you like the thought of anal sex Bob?

not necessarily, i'm just saying that i wouldn't trust turd's views on sex to be mainstream.

i like the thought of most kinds of sex. what do i know about sex though? it's nothing i'd insist on or expect, if that's what you're asking. if the opportunity arose to have it, i'd think it was unusual.

but again, i'm hardly the person to ask about these kinds of things.

[g-mile7]

?


you seriosuly don't get that unspeakable nastiness

[ASsman]

Yes all guys expect it now. My friend gf had him use olive oil since they didnt have any KY. Thats pretty nasty... Especially next time we went to eat spaghetti, no one wanted to touch the bottle of olive juice! :eek:
That's ghetto.


Well, it can be messy. A little lax the night before, or an enema would help in good clean buttsex. Some women enjoy it, most do not. I don't really beg for it, fun to bug girls with it though.

Oral though? Come on, what the hell does afterwards mean? Semen freak you out? Silly boy.

[DandyFop]

you seriosuly don't get that unspeakable nastiness

I think it was the way you worded it that confused me.

Assman, Turd doesn't like the idea of kissing a girl who's mouth has been on his penis and/or had his semen in it.

[DandyFop]

That's ghetto.


Well, it can be messy. A little lax the night before, or an enema would help in good clean buttsex. Some women enjoy it, most do not. I don't really beg for it, fun to bug girls with it though.


So you've had a bit of experience with it...what do you mean by "fun to bug girls with"??

[g-mile7]

I think it was the way you worded it that confused me.



I don't expect it.

[ASsman]

So you've had a bit of experience with it...what do you mean by "fun to bug girls with"??
Well joking around with them, like something so out there that they find it humorous. Kinda thing, like let me stick it in your nose kind of thing.

I think it was the way you worded it that confused me.

Assman, Turd doesn't like the idea of kissing a girl who's mouth has been on his penis and/or had his semen in it.
Heh, I'm sure he doesn't mind a girl putting her mouth on it to begin with. If it's good enough for my girl why shouldn't it be good enough for me. I just think he's a bit homophobic. Also if it tastes like shit you expect your girl to like it? Keep that semen sweet. I don't mind at all, why should I, she don't.

[DandyFop]

All the guys who aren't responding to this thread, btw, I'm just gonna assume that their life goal is to ass fuck some young innocent girl. Perverts.

[Bob]

All the guys who aren't responding to this thread, btw, I'm just gonna assume that their life goal is to ass fuck some young innocent girl. Perverts.

yeah. where's your balls, fellas? come in here and lie like the rest of us

[ASsman]

Innocent, sounds tight.

[fucktopgirl]

And you dandy,do you expect it?

[DandyFop]

Nope.

But I don't really expect any kind of sex.

[fucktopgirl]

but you wish tho!

[ASsman]

Nope.

But I don't really expect any kind of sex.

Exactly, keep them expectations low. You'll never fail.

"Oh, sex?" " What a pleasant suprise"

[kaiser soze]

I'll be honest....tried it twice with the same girl and never bothered again

it wasn't all that bad, but it was uncomfortable for her, so we felt we could survive without it

but i did have a girlfriend who couldn't keep her hands away from my ass

anyways, no big deal...All I'd like right now is a cozy cuddle

[hitmonlee]

my bf watches A LOT of pron and some it is pretty fucking sick, but i know that in real life half of that stuff totally grosses him out. eg. gargling cum. so i don't think all guys who watch anal pron are going to expect anal. but i bet it has increased the numbers.

[Rock]

I don't think most guys expect it, but look at it as a bonus.
I don't expect it, but I'd do it if I was asked to...if I knew it was enemafied.

[ASsman]

my bf watches A LOT of pron and some it is pretty fucking sick, but i know that in real life half of that stuff totally grosses him out. eg. gargling cum. so i don't think all guys who watch anal pron are going to expect anal. but i bet it has increased the numbers.
Buh, keep your nose out. Unless you are afraid of what you might find out. You saying "A LOT of pron" makes it seem like you think it's too much already, were most guys would think of it as a normal ammount. And what you think he thinks is sick might be softcore for others.

[GreenEarthAl]

Not really my thing.

But then, I don't watch any pr0n these days now'd I doan watch tv.

I used to be into seeing if I could get women to go for it. I had one girlfriend that really got into it or at least acted like she did. I can barely remember and harly relate. All so long ago.

[DandyFop]

I don't think most guys expect it, but look at it as a bonus.
I don't expect it, but I'd do it if I was asked to...if I knew it was enemafied.

How is that a bonus? The poop-shoot?

Worse than anal to me is the whole "shoot it on her face" thing. That disgusts me more than anything.

[g-mile7]

How is that a bonus? The poop-shoot?

Worse than anal to me is the whole "shoot it on her face" thing. That disgusts me more than anything.


that makes me laugh...your comment.

[Bob]

How is that a bonus? The poop-shoot?

Worse than anal to me is the whole "shoot it on her face" thing. That disgusts me more than anything.

ah...now that i do like

[DapperDiverge]

what works best for lubrication... Preperation H or KY jelly... must hurt if you got hemroids... :(

[g-mile7]

what works best for lubrication... Preperation H or KY jelly... must hurt if you got hemroids... :(


if it doesn't come up after the fact :(

[DandyFop]

ah...now that i do like

I'm just going to assume you're serious. Why do you like that?

[Bob]

i honestly don't know. why do i like pizza? i just do. i really couldn't explain it. i hope i'm not subconsciously sexist or anything.

it's nothing i'd surprise a girl with mind you, i wouldn't do it unless she was cool with it, i wouldn't even try to talk her into it.

[DandyFop]

That's weird. It's so nasty.

[Bob]

so are nipple clamps, but some people are into that (not me, i don't even like to see it). i guess some people like it nasty.

[DandyFop]

nipple clamps can't be compared to shooting semen into some girls face. It's all part of a degrading thing, I think that's why it's so gross to me.

[DroppinScience]

If a girl I was with actually would be into anal, I'd be quite surprised, since I automatically assume girls wouldn't be into that unless otherwise stated.

If the opportunity presented itself, sure. But if they didn't want to, I wouldn't push it.

[g-mile7]

nipple clamps can't be compared to shooting semen into some girls face. It's all part of a degrading thing, I think that's why it's so gross to me.


well you can look at givin oral as degrading too though...I think that looks much worst.

All I expect is for her to be clean (in all sense of the word) (y) I think thats what all the guys on here would agree with

[g-mile7]

If a girl I was with actually would be into anal, I'd be quite surprised, since I automatically assume girls wouldn't be into that unless otherwise stated.

If the opportunity presented itself, sure. But if they didn't want to, I wouldn't push it.


Drum Roll Please (y) (y) Hot Cha-Cha

[Bob]

well you can look at givin oral as degrading too though...I think that looks much worst.

yeah, now that you mention it, you're right. it's like, "this is what i use to pee...put your mouth on this".

[Echewta]

I don't expect anal sex but I do expect a thank you note.

[cosmo105]

not if you surprise them from behind.

[Freebasser]

Haha!

[Waus]

not if you surprise them from behind.

HAHAHahaha...


But seriously. I think it's really more of a domination thing. So it'd be more to show some girl who's boss than to just do it.

I don't think I would...man, she poops there. Poop.

[g-mile7]

yeah, now that you mention it, you're right. it's like, "this is what i use to pee...put your mouth on this".


It's kind of sad...I mean of course there's exception to every rule but when you think bout it when a girl is saying "I love givin head" (like my ex few years back) then you start to wonder bout the state of our women *note:she never got with me like that*

[Bob]

It's kind of sad...I mean of course there's exception to every rule but when you think bout it when a girl is saying "I love givin head" (like my ex few years back) then you start to wonder bout the state of our women *note:she never got with me like that*


well i dunno, i'm not necessarily saying it IS degrading, it just LOOKS degrading. what's a little degradation between lovers? if it's something you're both into, i don't see that anything could really be considered degrading, it's just something that the two of you enjoy doing.

of course if a girl's just going around sucking random cocks in the men's room, ok, that's pretty degrading.

degrading degrading degrading

[g-mile7]

well i dunno, i'm not necessarily saying it IS degrading, it just LOOKS degrading. what's a little degradation between lovers? if it's something you're both into, i don't see that anything could really be considered degrading, it's just something that the two of you enjoy doing.

of course if a girl's just going around sucking random cocks in the men's room, ok, that's pretty degrading.

degrading degrading degrading


thats what I meant with the exception of the rule

[HEIRESS]

no thanks

Im not against asshole tickling though

[Auton]

Anal sex is gross. just the concept of it. I mean, poop comes out of there! No thanks, I don't even think I could do it if I was asked to.

and the whole blowing-a-load-on-some-girls-face thing has always just seemed disrespectful to me.

[DandyFop]

well i dunno, i'm not necessarily saying it IS degrading, it just LOOKS degrading. what's a little degradation between lovers? if it's something you're both into, i don't see that anything could really be considered degrading, it's just something that the two of you enjoy doing.

of course if a girl's just going around sucking random cocks in the men's room, ok, that's pretty degrading.

degrading degrading degrading

It's different to me, cumming on the face, because it's a visual thing that just gets the guy off in some creepy way, knowwhatImean? I mean of course there's going to be some women who claim, or really do like it, but it seems weird because really it's usually just the guy jacking off into her face, right? Isn't that just masturation with some target practice?

[DroppinScience]

yeah, now that you mention it, you're right. it's like, "this is what i use to pee...put your mouth on this".

What about when guys go down on women? I wouldn't consider that to be degrading...

[marsdaddy]

Some women turn the whole power thing around like, "I got him off, he's putty in my hands."

Most guys who talk about anal have never done it -- it's locker room talk.

Anal and face splooge are one-sided, but then again sex can be one-sided, at times.

[hitmonlee]

Buh, keep your nose out. Unless you are afraid of what you might find out. You saying "A LOT of pron" makes it seem like you think it's too much already, were most guys would think of it as a normal ammount. And what you think he thinks is sick might be softcore for others.

everyone, including his male friends, can back me up on the claim that he watches a lot of porn compared to most people we know (or at least he's more open about it). and yeah i think he watches too much, but i don't really have a problem with it, i'm not going to ask him to stop. just like i think he eats too much food, i don't really have a problem with it, its his life.

he gets desensitised to it and has to download sicker and sicker things every day. he knows what softcore is, and openly admits to what he watches as being on the sicker side of pron.

so well done on your 100% wrong assumptions. high five!

[DJ_Skrilla]

i remember why its good again....

a smart guy once told me "fuck her in the ass because you cant get the ass pregnant." right!

plus its tighter than some sluts loosey goose twats, just make sure she didnt eat the taco bell grande before you do it. :p

Personally I just prefer a girl who will suck me drive when she wants me to stop fucking her. But that takes a special type of girl, especially to swallow it, but its happened.

[DroppinScience]

everyone, including his male friends, can back me up on the claim that he watches a lot of porn compared to most people we know (or at least he's more open about it). and yeah i think he watches too much, but i don't really have a problem with it, i'm not going to ask him to stop. just like i think he eats too much food, i don't really have a problem with it, its his life.

he gets desensitised to it and has to download sicker and sicker things every day. he knows what softcore is, and openly admits to what he watches as being on the sicker side of pron.

I dunno. This is kind of sounding like a serious porn addiction.

And why does he need to watch porn anyways? Does he forget he has you?

[ms.peachy]

What pervert asked you to fuck them in the ass? Just thought creeps me out.
heh heh heh.

Trust me, there are plenty of guys out there that are gagging for it. Most of them won't ask their girlfriends/wives, though.

Although I'm pretty sure mr.peachy would like me to make it clear that he is not one of them. Buttsex doesn't really do it for him, either pitching or catching. My god, I practically had to send him an engraved invitation to get him on board the first time. (I do think he kind of likes the begging, though.)

[Medellia]

I'd never let him put it in my ass. Luckily that won't be a problem. (y)

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

for me...if my partner and i are engaging in a fully satisfying realationship then there will be no stone left unturned sexually (and otherwise). i think it is important to explore these things together. so i guess. yes. i expect anal sex. at some stage. its got nowt to do with porn though.

[paulb]

i remember why its good again....

a smart guy once told me "fuck her in the ass because you cant get the ass pregnant." right!

plus its tighter than some sluts loosey goose twats, just make sure she didnt eat the taco bell grande before you do it. :p

Personally I just prefer a girl who will suck me drive when she wants me to stop fucking her. But that takes a special type of girl, especially to swallow it, but its happened.


haha, said like a pro.

[Planetary]

it doesn't really tempt me. i wouldn't suggest it...

[Kid Presentable]

I've never put it in a girl's ass, and I don't really want to.

[mp-seventythree]

What The Good Mr Brodie said

[enree erzweglle]

Some guys assume that a woman is likely into anal sex if she has an attractive butt or if she works on keeping it in shape.

[Rock]

How is that a bonus?
another hole to poke. Sounds like a bonus to me.

[Kid Presentable]

Some guys assume that a woman is likely into anal sex if she has an attractive butt or if she works on keeping it in shape.
I don't. A great ass is a great ass, but I'm more interested in it as a gateway to other hidden delights, as opposed to an expedition into her lower digestive tract.

Even if she said:"Cram it ALL THE WAY in my ass!", I doubt I'd be keen.

[ChrisLove]

for me...if my partner and i are engaging in a fully satisfying realationship then there will be no stone left unturned sexually (and otherwise). i think it is important to explore these things together. so i guess. yes. i expect anal sex. at some stage. its got nowt to do with porn though.

"If you loved me you would let me do it"

smooth

:p

[SobaViolence]

a girl once told me she liked it but that you need lots of lube, or it will hurt like hell. i took note of the advice and continued on with my day.

all's fair in love and war.

[hpdrifter]

For me, its like having a second virginity. Maybe it's an antiquated notion, but I like the idea that I have something to save for the person I spend my life with. One, its nice for me to have something to give him that I've never given anyone else, and two it can spice up a sex life that has gotten a little stale.

[Kid Presentable]

For me, its like having a second virginity. Maybe it's an antiquated notion, but I like the idea that I have something to save for the person I spend my life with. One, its nice for me to have something to give him that I've never given anyone else, and two it can spice up a sex life that has gotten a little stale.

Too bad you can't fix stale bread by jamming it in your ass. :(

[DIGI]

All the guys who aren't responding to this thread, btw, I'm just gonna assume that their life goal is to ass fuck some young innocent girl. Perverts.



Cha CHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fucktopgirl]

there is not a guy who is gona put is saucisse in my little hole.NEVER!

[mickill]

For me, its like having a second virginity. Maybe it's an antiquated notion, but I like the idea that I have something to save for the person I spend my life with. One, its nice for me to have something to give him that I've never given anyone else, and two it can spice up a sex life that has gotten a little stale.
You really are just a hopeless romantic, you.

That would make a charming premise for another lighthearted Julia Roberts and Richard Gere movie. "Saving The Bum For You" or something catchy like that.

[mickill]

Way to give away the whole plot. Why don't you just include the ending in the trailer while you're at it, you twat.

[ericlee]

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

Asshole= shit. An orfice that secretes shit.

Shit and boogers are two things you could rob a bank with.

Ladies, why do you like anal sex? You know that after many times of anal intercourse, your spinchter muslces loosen. They no longer do the job which increases the probability of sharting.

Men, it's shit man. SHIT. I love my dick, and I aint even trying to put in anything that has to do with shit.

[Kid Presentable]

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

Asshole= shit. An orfice that secretes shit.

Shit and boogers are two things you could rob a bank with.

Ladies, why do you like anal sex? You know that after many times of anal intercourse, your spinchter muslces loosen. They no longer do the job which increases the probability of sharting.

Men, it's shit man. SHIT. I love my dick, and I aint even trying to put in anything that has to do with shit.

But it seems you typed that post with your dick. :D

j/p

[ericlee]

But it seems you typed that post with your dick. :D

j/p

actually, all my posts are typed with my taint

n/p

[hpdrifter]

I don't think it has to be nasty. Some of the guys on this board have fucked up ideas about sex and what women should and shouldn't enjoy. If I enjoy going down on my boyfriend that doesn't make me degraded or a slut.

[ms.peachy]

Ladies, why do you like anal sex? You know that after many times of anal intercourse, your spinchter muslces loosen. They no longer do the job which increases the probability of sharting.


Well, I guess someone's never heard of a little thing called "pelvic floor exercises". Those muscles can be worked and toned like any others; the occasion back door booty dance need not lead to any 'loosening'.

I like it because I like it, who can say why? It's a bit naughty, a bit fun, a bit thrilling. I'm sure for soemone who feel coerced into doinng it but doesn't really want to, with a partner who is too rough or insensitive, it's porbably torturous; but in the right frame of mind, with the right person, it can be pretty damn excellent. Just MHO.

[ASsman]

Saweet.

Anyone else turned on by this thread ?

[ericlee]

Oh, hp. I love chow mein. I love it so much that I can fullfill my satisfaction by just completely satisfying my lady without having to ermm, I hope you get my point.

Trust me though, during the course of chow mein, my tongue has strayed downward towards that orfice which has concluded my journey.

My tongue in shit? I think I have fecal phobia.

[ASsman]

Oooh, make sure it's been cleaned by her finger first. Don't want any residue falling out.

[Rock]

Oooh, make sure it's been cleaned by her finger first. Don't want any residue falling out.
I clean it myself, so i know the job was done correctly.

[ASsman]

I clean it myself, so i know the job was done correctly.
Good man. Might find it sexier to watch her do it though.... just a thought.

[ms.peachy]

You know what this thread is missing?

pauljones.

[Planetary]

You know what this thread is missing?

pauljones.

*salutes*

[ericlee]

Well, I guess someone's never heard of a little thing called "pelvic floor exercises". Those muscles can be worked and toned like any others; the occasion back door booty dance need not lead to any 'loosening'.

I like it because I like it, who can say why? It's a bit naughty, a bit fun, a bit thrilling. I'm sure for soemone who feel coerced into doinng it but doesn't really want to, with a partner who is too rough or insensitive, it's porbably torturous; but in the right frame of mind, with the right person, it can be pretty damn excellent. Just MHO.

I don't know. Maybe I have some problems. I've always never seemed to never enjoy anal sex for one thing of the anatomy. The vagina is made for sexual purposes IE, make babies.

The asshole is just made to secrete shit. Poo. It's not made to have anything entering it. Just exiting, and it's shit. Shit...

I really don't see how its enjoyable from my experience. I'll go ahead and say it. I was passinng my first kidney stone and when I went to the tmc to get my pains diagnosed, they first decided to check if it was from the prostate.

You know what a postate exam is? Yeah, that's right. Finger up the ass and it was a guy that had fingers that resemble kielbasa.

That shit hurt. I mean bad. I don't see how geighs get off on it.

It's just my point of view. I'm glad to see that there is exercises to tighten it but it's just not my thing.

[PLAYSPORNMUSIC]Oh yeah baby, stick in my ass[/STOPSPORNMUSIC]

[hpdrifter]

Well when you're turned on and relaxed and with someone who just wants to give you pleasure its probably a little different.

Unless that's the kind of relationship you have with your doctor.

*shrugs*

[ASsman]

That's like saying a woman got turned on by her gyno. With his cold ass tools.

[cookiepuss]

um, if condoms aren't handy, then i'd think about it. sex is pretty damn good, though.


dude anal without a condom is more dangerous in terms of disease than regular sex without a condom is. there's often slight tearing ot the retal lining upon penitration, meaning the introduction of blood and fresh wounds to the sex act. In no way is anal more safe than regular sex. no she can't get pregnant, but alot of other things can go wrong.


Don't have anal sex without condoms.

[DandyFop]

That would make a charming premise for another lighthearted Julia Roberts and Richard Gere movie. "Saving The Bum For You" or something catchy like that.

Except Richard would probably want to be the one recieving *zing*

Anyway, thanks for the honest replies here. I find it very interesting.

On Sex with Dr. Sue or whatever, she once talked about how if you do it too rough, the tissue between the butt and vag can tear and then you'll start gettin' poo coming out of your vagina.

I'm sure that's in a rare case but.....ew.

[hpdrifter]

All joking aside I think it can be very special with the right person.

You know, you're making yourself very vulnerable to someone, trusting them not to do physical damage to you. I think its kind of romantic and very very hot to let someone have that level of control.

[Rock]

Don't have anal sex without condoms.
Lube Lube Lube. If you got enough lube down there, its still not enough. Your risks of tearing dat ass up decline.
As far as bacteria getting in your pee pee hole without a condom...thats another story.

[hpdrifter]

You know what this thread is missing?

pauljones.

*nods yes and pours gin on the floor*

[Rock]

All joking aside I think it can be very special with the right person.

You know, you're making yourself very vulnerable to someone, trusting them not to do physical damage to you. I think its kind of romantic and very very hot to let someone have that level of control.
Word.....although I wouldn't use the word romantic. I'd probably use, naughty or dirty instead. Romance and anal sex don't seem to go together.

[fucktopgirl]

Romance and anal sex don't seem to go together.


haha no doubts!

[cosmo105]

i should have said "not if you sneak up on them." that would have been more comedic. that kept me awake all night.

[Bob]

I don't think it has to be nasty. Some of the guys on this board have fucked up ideas about sex and what women should and shouldn't enjoy. If I enjoy going down on my boyfriend that doesn't make me degraded or a slut.

no, no, no, that's just what i'm saying. i didn't say oral IS degrading, just that it sort of looks more degrading. if it's between two people who enjoy doing it, there's nothing demeaning about it at all, though. i think those conditions apply to all sex acts. if a guy likes to be tied up, ball gagged, whipped with a hose and called sally, and the girl likes it too, then there's nothing demaning about that, either. same thing goes for facials. sex, between two (or more, i guess) consenting people can never ever be degrading, no matter how bizarre it gets.

[kll]

touching

[ericlee]

no, no, no, that's just what i'm saying. i didn't say oral IS degrading, just that it sort of looks more degrading. if it's between two people who enjoy doing it, there's nothing demeaning about it at all, though. i think those conditions apply to all sex acts. if a guy likes to be tied up, ball gagged, whipped with a hose and called sally, and the girl likes it too, then there's nothing demaning about that, either. same thing goes for facials. sex, between two (or more, i guess) consenting people can never ever be degrading, no matter how bizarre it gets.

haha, erm,

/dry heaves

[Echewta]

I do expect a rusty trombone. Thats good times.

[hpdrifter]

I think it has. I think the relative ubiquity of porn in the mainstream is behind the whole lesbian chic thing.

That isn't to say I don't occasionally indulge.

[Rock]

Naughty naughty.

[cosmo105]

i try to watch porn but most of the time i end up making fun of it. but i dig it.

[DandyFop]

I should put a scene in a movie where a guy keeps bugging his girlfriend to do anal. So they're at dinner and she says "Alright, honey, tonight's the night". He gets all jazzed and then she orders a HUGE bowl of chili.

[cosmo105]

hahahahahahaha. hahaha.

[Echewta]

Its funny to read what the people are saying who haven't done it. Like its completely poop crazy. A girl pees from one and poops from another but if you are having sxe, neither is going one so relax. Oh yea, a guy pees from his. CRAZY GROSS OMG.

[DandyFop]

Hey man, like I said. Too rough and she could start shitting through the vag.

[ms.peachy]

I'd probably use, naughty or dirty instead. Romance and anal sex don't seem to go together.

Oh, I dunno. They can do. Maybe not in a 'hearts and flowers' kind of way, but in a 'complete surrender' sort of way.

[hpdrifter]

^^^


word.

[Bob]

That's like saying a woman got turned on by her gyno. With his cold ass tools.

no, they use the ass tools for the prostate exam

[ASsman]

no, they use the ass tools for the prostate exam
What the duece?

[hitmonlee]

Its funny to read what the people are saying who haven't done it. Like its completely poop crazy. A girl pees from one and poops from another but if you are having sxe, neither is going one so relax. Oh yea, a guy pees from his. CRAZY GROSS OMG.

hahaha yes! i've had a good laugh.
its not that hard to work out when is a good time to not do it, its not like there's shit in there all the time. lol.

[DJ_Skrilla]

I do expect a rusty trombone. Thats good times.

werd! I just found out about those.... (y)

[Space]

Im under the impression that most girls really like anal!

[ericlee]

I should put a scene in a movie where a guy keeps bugging his girlfriend to do anal. So they're at dinner and she says "Alright, honey, tonight's the night". He gets all jazzed and then she orders a HUGE bowl of chili.

[PLAYSPORNMUSIC]"oh hell no, I'm not doin' this scene, hell no[/STOPSPORNMUSIC]

[Medellia]

On Sex with Dr. Sue or whatever, she once talked about how if you do it too rough, the tissue between the butt and vag can tear and then you'll start gettin' poo coming out of your vagina.
Yeah. The vaganus. It can happen when you have a baby, too. I don't think it happens very often though. But still, it can happen. :(

[stylish & cozy]

but i did have a girlfriend who couldn't keep her hands away from my ass



yeah what's up with that? to flip things a bit..my girl is always talking about how she wants to pour chocolate syrup on my ass, shit like that!?! i think she's half joking, but probably half serious, too. she's a bit twisted I always say to her. of course, we haven't done anything like that..or "it".

I think this whole conversation is about how the ass is sexy to both parties, and just the "idea" of playing around with it is a turn on, but I think deep down guys don't want to do any poking.

you see a lot of anal in porn because it's dirty, and let's face it for guys seeing dirty stuff probably does it more than seeing say all cutesy shit. not for every one, not for me, but still.

excluding the small percentage of freaks out there who really do enjoy it, I think because of porn it's turned into a macho thing, or like a bragging thing. "yeah I just went to St. Tropez" look at me, "yeah, I just went in her ass" look at me.

and speaking of macho shit, I see the whole cuming on the face not as degrading, but like the woman can't get enough of our stuff, look she's lapping it up! lol. I know deep down they don't but still it's probably in porn a lot because it's a turn on to see a girl really into the guy that much as to get the stuff in her mouth.

that's just my two dollars.

[ms.peachy]

to flip things a bit..my girl is always talking about how she wants to pour chocolate syrup on my ass, shit like that!?! i think she's half joking, but probably half serious, too. she's a bit twisted I always say to her. of course, we haven't done anything like that..or "it".


You should let her. Try it, you might like it. Oh, but is that maybe exactly what you're afraid of?