All you "why do you care?" people...

[Qdrop]

...need to eat a dick.

seriously...will your one-trick-pony snarkiness ever grow tired?

don't ask me why i care.
my concerns and interests are not yours.





and if any of you assholes respond with the "oh, the Irony" bullshit...i will hunt down your pets and shave them, take photos, and publish them on your wack-ass myspace accounts...

[Kid Presentable]

Your narratives never cease to amuse me.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not lying.

[fucktopgirl]

this thread smell like somebody fart!

[na§tee]

(lb) if your concerns and interests are not ours, why must you constantly feel the need to publish them? endless diatribes.

whatevs. yawn! no need for any other comment.

[Qdrop]

(lb) if your concerns and interests are not ours, why must you constantly feel the need to publish them? endless diatribes.

whatevs. yawn! no need for any other comment.

how's that dick taste?

it's not about you responding,...it's about the shallowness of your response.

"why do you care"...jesus, nastee...THAT'S ALL YOU EVER FUCKIN WRITE ON THIS BOARD!?

you're like CJhood....

what kind of answer would you want to "why do you care?"?
it's such a pointless and open ended question....
you could pose the same one to virtually ANY post on here.

[ericlee]

there's an ancient chinese proverb in which I sometimes like to follow.

It basically falls among the lines of my world having it's own problems to care about so just let everyone elses world be up to them to conquer amongst themselves.

Why do you care?

Fucking irony

[Anne Lauren]

...need to eat a dick.

seriously...will your one-trick-pony snarkiness ever grow tired?

don't ask me why i care.
my concerns and interests are not yours.





and if any of you assholes respond with the "oh, the Irony" bullshit...i will hunt down your pets and shave them, take photos, and publish them on your wack-ass myspace accounts...

I think a lot of times people are just messin' with you. You're no fun today...

[Qdrop]

Why do you care?

Fucking irony

what did i say!?

WHAT DID I SAY?!?!





what kind of pet do you have?...

[Qdrop]

I think a lot of times people are just messin' with you. You're no fun today...
i'm a fuckin barrel of monkeys, you swine.

[Anne Lauren]

i'm a fuckin barrel of monkeys, you swine.

I'm a swine, huh?! Is that the best you got??

[Planetary]

it just seems like you're desperate to start a thread about something, so you nit-pick. does it actually bother you that people have had their avatars for a long time?

plus, you're the one going on about how boring and shit the threads are these days, but you go off and start ones like that.

[Qdrop]

it just seems like you're desperate to start a thread about something, so you nit-pick. does it actually bother you that people have had their avatars for a long time?

plus, you're the one going on about how boring and shit the threads are these days, but you go off and start ones like that.

that thread is fantastic.
fuckin FANTASTIC!


tell me, what have YOU done lately on this board?

[Qdrop]

and a diet Shasta*

fag.











tough love.





and why do i KEEP getting PM's from someone named JohnToeFoot that claims that you ARE Mae?

[ericlee]

what did i say!?

WHAT DID I SAY?!?!





what kind of pet do you have?...

He's a pit bull who stays drunk and hungry and he's also trained with a dummy that I've made of you. He likes to keep his jaws latched on the neck and hump it's leg for hours..

Come on over

No response? Did I mention he was trained by me? From example?

Seriously, come over... Please?

[Kid Presentable]

i'm a fuckin barrel of monkeys, you swine.
hahahahaha!

[fucktopgirl]

a little sillogisme: seeking attention = pain in the ass
qtips is seeking attention
qtips is a pain in the ass!

[Planetary]

that thread is fantastic.
fuckin FANTASTIC!


tell me, what have YOU done lately on this board?

not a lot to be honest, enquired about the UK snowboarding scene, and made an olympics snowboard cross thread.

why don't i tell you what i didn't do though: start a pety 'i'm-gonna-nit-pick-'cause-i'm-bored' thread.

[Qdrop]

a little sillogisme: seeking attention = pain in the ass
qtips is seeking attention
qtips is a pain in the ass!

some day we'll get a poet on here....
*sigh*

[Qdrop]

That's because I am. So I'm not fag, I'm just a girl. ;)

truth?

those "pics" on sure shots were just ploys?

[DIGI]

You claim that all these "why do you care" people piss you off because, in fact, you really don't, it's the people that constantly PM you to ask certain bullshit questions about other members. Obviously, these people started PMing you for a reason. That reason being, for some time, you acted like a bubbly, airheaded high school bitch blabbering about board member gossip like your sitting at a cafeteria lunch table with 10 other jag offs just like you. But now that it's gotten played out, you're all "Fuck, man, I could care less. I'm too cool for this shit. I'm just gonna kick back, shave some pets, and receive Mickill's Axelrod."

[Kid Presentable]

truth?

those "pics" on sure shots were just ploys?

Part of me ( a small part, prolly me cock) likens this to the ToucanSpam fiasco.

[Anne Lauren]

hahahahaha!

Hummm, let's see...how about...FUCK OFF!!

[Planetary]

I'm just gonna kick back, shave some pets."

hahaahaaa

[Kid Presentable]

Hummm, let's see...how about...FUCK OFF!!
Oh, for sure. But it was more the comment itself, than the person it was directed at which caused my amusement. I forgive you. (y)

[HEIRESS]

I hope this energy drink doesnt make me crap my pants

:(

[Qdrop]

You claim that all these "why do you care" people piss you off because, in fact, you really don't, it's the people that constantly PM you to ask certain bullshit questions about other members. Obviously, these people started PMing you for a reason. That reason being, for some time, you acted like a bubbly, airheaded high school bitch blabbering about board member gossip like your sitting at a cafeteria lunch table with 10 other jag offs just like you. But now that it's gotten played out, you're all "Fuck, man, I could care less. I'm too cool for this shit. I'm just gonna kick back, shave some pets, and receive Mickill's Axelrod."

jesus you babble like a fuckin chick.
you're worse then Anne Lauren.


change your tampon, swine.

[DIGI]

I hope this energy drink doesnt make me crap my pants

:(


sexy. (y)

[Qdrop]

hahaahaaa

it's like self fullfilling prophecy when you little bland peon's take on your proper role as "me too's"

[Qdrop]

I hope this energy drink doesnt make me crap my pants

:(

why do you care?

[ericlee]

I hope this energy drink doesnt make me crap my pants

:(

pix pls thx.

Edit: Oh and can you do a pose with you holding the freshly soiled pants next to your chest?

[HEIRESS]

I have a meeting in about 45 minutes and its uncomfortable being in a small office with an older male while having the ole rumblie jumblies in the lower regions

so really I care that other people will care that I dont really care about my internal digestive tract carefully enough to stay away from oversugared caffeine loaded energy drinks manufactured by coca cola which is a notoriously uncaring corporation

care for me to delve farther into that matter m'love?

<3 carebear

[jabumbo]

i care because i am skye


and you want my body

[Qdrop]

I have a meeting in about 45 minutes and its uncomfortable being in a small office with an older male while having the ole rumblie jumblies in the lower regions

so really I care that other people will care that I dont really care about my internal digestive tract carefully enough to stay away from oversugared caffeine loaded energy drinks manufactured by coca cola which is a notoriously uncaring corporation

care for me to delve farther into that matter m'love?

<3 carebear

no.

coffee makes me shit too.

[DIGI]

jesus you babble like a fuckin chick.
you're worse then Anne Lauren.


change your tampon, swine.


Took you long enough, Corky.


Good things come to those who wait, I guess, like that firecracker you just tossed me. "Swine," damn man. You're too good, but you already knew that.

Why not try the "eat a dick up and hiccup."


HARHARAHARAHARARAHHARRAHAHHRARHARHARARARHARRHARHA! !!!!!!!!!!

[Anne Lauren]

Oh, for sure. But it was more the comment itself, than the person it was directed at which caused my amusement. I forgive you. (y)

Alright, cool...I forgive you too.

[Qdrop]

Took you long enough, Corky.


Good things come to those who wait, I guess, like that firecracker you just tossed me. "Swine," damn man. You're too good, but you already knew that.

Why not try the "eat a dick up and hiccup."


HARHARAHARAHARARAHHARRAHAHHRARHARHARARARHARRHARHA! !!!!!!!!!!

yet all i hear is:
"blah blah blah *bleeding tampon* blah blah..."

[Qdrop]

i love when this board livens up.


took you all long enough, bitches.

[DIGI]

yet all i hear is:
"blah blah blah *bleeding tampon* blah blah..."



Good one. And for your information, sir. Pigs don't wear tampons because they don't have money because they don't work. So eat that!!!!!

[Trimm Trabb]

What happened to qdicks long analyzing posts where he bitched like a self important pompous little girl? Q's always had his head so far up his arse he could see sunlight outta the other side, get over that. Its fun to watch him arguing with everything - but he's turned into a bit of a one trick pony. Atleast mickill has a tiny bit of substance behind him. But hey, if you want to give him the attention keep poking the old Q till he makes some jock comment, come on its amusing!

213.78.199.214.

[fucktopgirl]

why trimm trabb qrite number at the end of is post????

[Planetary]

it's like self fullfilling prophecy when you little bland peon's take on your proper role as "me too's"

it's called laughing. you should try it sometime, but you'll have to laugh spontaneously otherwise you'll be 'me too'ing'.

[HEIRESS]

woulda been better if the comment was "change your organic, produced from recycled paper products, non-bleached cotton, enviromentall friendly, whole wheat nut free tampon"

but yeah

keep on keepin on boys

[Qdrop]

What happened to qdicks long analyzing posts where he bitched like a self important pompous little girl? Q's always had his head so far up his arse he could see sunlight outta the other side, get over that. Its fun to watch him arguing with everything - but he's turned into a bit of a one trick pony. Atleast mickill has a tiny bit of substance behind him. But hey, if you want to give him the attention keep poking the old Q till he makes some jock comment, come on its amusing!

213.78.199.214.

you alway say the same fuckin thing.
you always say i'm pompous, and have my head in my ass.
you always compare me to mickill.
and then you always tell people to keep goading me cause it's amusing.

*sigh*

512.854.214.859.lksuuweifdfhjwifhwdifuiof uwei8weryuoihjjkoh

[fucktopgirl]

thoses phatic exchange serve nothing,at least we could debate,talk about something else then your anus,qtips!

[Planetary]

thoses phatic exchange serve nothing,at least we could debate,talk about something else then your anus,qtips!

yeah! take that, qtips!

[Qdrop]

it's called laughing. you should try it sometime, but you'll have to laugh spontaneously otherwise you'll be 'me too'ing'.

jesus, are you gonna turn into one of those "suddenly, everyone who hates Qdrop is my bestest friend and is hilarious, and i'm gonna quote them and even put thier comments in my sig.."

i think Padster cornered that market a while back.

[Kid Presentable]

Damn that Dr. Q is good. *Takes a sip of TAB*
Hey, what does TAB taste like? Here, TAB is the OTB, and I watch people throw their family savings down the toilet on a horse or a dog when I'm forced to work out there. See, pubs have TAB's built onto them. Drinking and gambling under one roof. We'll hopefully move some prostitutes in on Monday.

So, what does TAB taste like?

[Qdrop]

you know, traditionally...if you want to mock someones name...like say "qdrop"...
you would come up with something that was actually, i dunno, offensive.

see, "qtips" isn't really offensive...or clever.

it's actually kinda meaningless....


now Qplop...that's better.

[Trimm Trabb]

you alway say the same fuckin thing.
you always say i'm pompous, and have my head in my ass.
you always compare me to mickill.
and then you always tell people to keep goading me cause it's amusing.

*sigh*

512.854.214.859.lksuuweifdfhjwifhwdifuiof uwei8weryuoihjjkoh


hehehe, your funny.

I'll say something new when you do something new :)

213.78.199.214.

[Planetary]

jesus, are you gonna turn into one of those "suddenly, everyone who hates Qdrop is my bestest friend and is hilarious, and i'm gonna quote them and even put thier comments in my sig.."

i think Padster cornered that market a while back.

not really. again, it's a laughing thing-i thought the 'i'm gonna kick back, shave some pets' thing was funny, so now everytime i look at it, i'll chuckle a bit.

[Qdrop]

So, what does TAB taste like?

why do you care?

[Rock]

I shat someone's house when I was in high school.

[fucktopgirl]

now Qplop...that's better.

or Qplot

plot(quebec slang)=vagina

[Kid Presentable]

you know, traditionally...if you want to mock someones name...like say "qdrop"...
you would come up with something that was actually, i dunno, offensive.

see, "qtips" isn't really offensive...or clever.

it's actually kinda meaningless....


now Qplop...that's better.

Voltane and I signed up to a coin collectors forum, and I used Qdreezy as my username. I asked them all about the best ways to print fake banknotes, as far as inks and heatlamps and presses and shit. I think Voltane offered to skin up with a tenner.

[Kid Presentable]

why do you care?
Never tried it.

[Schmeltz]

This is why I like to stick to the Political board: far less silly 14-year-old girl bullshit going on down there.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not lying.

[Trimm Trabb]

If i was actually bothered enough to hate Q i'd ask something nasty. Like why his girlfreind had a bent nose, is he so weak he beats girls. Or something like that. Actually, his responce could be fun.

213.78.199.214.

[Qdrop]

or Qplot

plot(quebec slang)=vagina


great.

sorry i had to walk you through that.

[fucktopgirl]

If i was actually bothered enough to hate Q i'd ask something nasty. Like why his girlfreind had a bent nose, is he so weak he beats girls. Or something like that. Actually, his responce could be fun.

213.78.199.214.


WHY DO YOU PUT NUMBER AT THE END OF YOUR POST!

[Qdrop]

This is why I like to stick to the Political board: far less silly 14-year-old girl bullshit going on down there.

now that i can't argue with.

[Trimm Trabb]

WHY DO YOU PUT NUMBER AT THE END OF YOUR POST!

213.78.199.214.

[Qdrop]

If i was actually bothered enough to hate Q i'd ask something nasty. Like why his girlfreind had a bent nose, is he so weak he beats girls. Or something like that. Actually, his responce could be fun.

213.78.199.214.

bent nose?
i think you got the wrong girl.

jenny's nose is fuckin tiny and straight.


was that response fun?
was it?

528.68545.54888.kfjndkllkjdhlkdksfj

[fucktopgirl]

great.

sorry i had to walk you through that.


???

[Trimm Trabb]

bent nose?
i think you got the wrong girl.

jenny's nose is fuckin tiny and straight.


was that response fun?
was it?

528.68545.54888.kfjndkllkjdhlkdksfj

Yes! It made me cum.

213.78.199.214.

[fucktopgirl]

213.78.199.214.


yes indeed but still why?

[Qdrop]

Yes! It made me cum.

213.78.199.214.

i charge $5.99/min.

call back soon, big boy.

[Trimm Trabb]

i charge $5.99/min.

call back soon, big boy.

I can be quicker :(

213.78.199.214.

[kll]

"if you met me in real life, you'd think i was a snob, but i love beer and sex like the next person" -freakishlyretardedbbmb'er

[Anne Lauren]

"if you met me in real life, you'd think i was a snob, but i love beer and sex like the next person" -freakishlyretardedbbmb'er

Is that quote from me? That sounds like something I'd say.

[Anne Lauren]

Come on now, seriously, you can't do that...spit out a quote like that and then walk away leaving everybody hangin'.

[Qdrop]

Come on now, seriously, you can't do that...spit out a quote like that and then walk away leaving everybody hangin'.

why do you care?

[Anne Lauren]

why do you care?


I don't...

Honestly, just diggin' for a response...I guess.

Why? I don't know...just sounded like a good idea at the time.

BLAAAAA...

[Planetary]

why do you care?

what are you trying to prove by saying that?

[Anne Lauren]

what are you trying to prove by saying that?

That's the name of the thread...I wreckin' that was his reasoning.

Who knows...he's all over the place today anyway.

I'm happy...no, I'm sad...no wait, I'm fuckin' pissed...

[Planetary]

That's the name of the thread, I wreckin' that was his reasoning.

Who knows...

yes but when people actually say that they're actually posing a serious question for whatever reason.

[Anne Lauren]

yes but when people actually say that they're actually posing a serious question for whatever reason.

I edited my comment cause after I read it...it didn't seem like it came across right. It sounded like I was taking "his side" or something...and it's not like that at all. I totally see your point.

I mean, I don't know and I don't think he even knows...it sounds like he's just trying to get a rise outta people cause he's bored or something...maybe? That's why I said...Who knows? I'm in a really laid back mood today because it's pretty outside and I'm ready to leave work...other than that I don't really care about much else.

[Nuzzolese]

Apathy is so out of fashion. Irony is a dead scene. Sincerity and caring is the new attitude to have. But, nitpicking and neurotic scrutiny of the minutia of daily happenings is also pretty much dead since the cancelation of Seinfeld. Sure, it's still cute in a few individuals, but usually it's ruined when coupled with self confidence. That's when defensiveness changes from bold eccentricity to panicked overcompensation of insecurities. That's why people like Woody Allen and Larry David. They're obsessive freaks but they're nervous and miserable. Qdrop your caring and obsession with detail sometimes isn't cute because it seems insincere - because it's outshined by your brazen inhibition and cocky "dude" style. What we want is cuteness and honesty and self exposure. It's not so much that we can't care about what you care about, it's that we don't want to because we could never make you happy. And reward is a motivator more directly than punishment. Your style is punishment. Add more reward, please. I talk a lot. Do I really say anything? I enjoy it on my end, how is it for you?

[Anne Lauren]

Apathy is so out of fashion. Irony is a dead scene. Sincerity and caring is the new attitude to have. But, nitpicking and neurotic scrutiny of the minutia of daily happenings is also pretty much dead since the cancelation of Seinfeld. Sure, it's still cute in a few individuals, but usually it's ruined when coupled with self confidence. That's when defensiveness changes from bold eccentricity to panicked overcompensation of insecurities. That's why people like Woody Allen and Larry David. They're obsessive freaks but they're nervous and miserable. Qdrop your caring and obsession with detail sometimes isn't cute because it seems insincere - because it's outshined by your brazen inhibition and cocky "dude" style. What we want is cuteness and honesty and self exposure. It's not so much that we can't care about what you care about, it's that we don't want to because we could never make you happy. And reward is a motivator more directly than punishment. Your style is punishment. Add more reward, please. I talk a lot. Do I really say anything? I enjoy it on my end, how is it for you?

I enjoyed it...seriously. I love reading a lot of what you write. You have a gift for putting into words what everyone was thinking, but having a hard time communicating it a lot of the time due to frustration and emotions. And you word it so poetically. It just comes natural to you, too. And that's a compliment to you. Not trying to be cheesy...seriously.

[cookiepuss]

i don't care.

I guess I only care enough to tell you I don't care.

[Anne Lauren]

i don't care.

I guess I only care enough to tell you I don't care.

(y)

I just wanna go lay out by the pool or something...it's too pretty outside. But, it's too cold, though.

That's seriously where my mind is at right now.

Anyway...

[Qdrop]

Apathy is so out of fashion. Irony is a dead scene. Sincerity and caring is the new attitude to have. But, nitpicking and neurotic scrutiny of the minutia of daily happenings is also pretty much dead since the cancelation of Seinfeld. Sure, it's still cute in a few individuals, but usually it's ruined when coupled with self confidence. That's when defensiveness changes from bold eccentricity to panicked overcompensation of insecurities. That's why people like Woody Allen and Larry David. They're obsessive freaks but they're nervous and miserable. Qdrop your caring and obsession with detail sometimes isn't cute because it seems insincere - because it's outshined by your brazen inhibition and cocky "dude" style. What we want is cuteness and honesty and self exposure. It's not so much that we can't care about what you care about, it's that we don't want to because we could never make you happy. And reward is a motivator more directly than punishment. Your style is punishment. Add more reward, please. I talk a lot. Do I really say anything? I enjoy it on my end, how is it for you?


man, i have a whole bunch of possible responses to this:

one could be "did you forget to take your pills today?"

another "why do you care?"

another "you're thinking way to hard about this."

and yet another "ummm....yes?"

[Qdrop]

is there a greater dichotomoy on this board than Anne's posts vs. Nuzz's posts?

i don't think there is.

[Anne Lauren]

man, i have a whole bunch of possible responses to this:

one could be "did you forget to take your pills today?"

another "why do you care?"

another "you're thinking way to hard about this."

and yet another "ummm....yes?"

Stick to the theme...Why do you care? :rolleyes:

[Anne Lauren]

is there a greater dichotomoy on this board than Anne's posts vs. Nuzz's posts?

i don't think there is.

Uhh...you need to back off...I'm not in the mood, boy!

[Qdrop]

And none of them would be funny.

you're so inconsistent with your sentiments.

one minute you're on my jock, the next you're ripping on me.

things that, again, point to a multiperson alias.

[Anne Lauren]

you're so inconsistent with your sentiments.

one minute you're on my jock, the next you're ripping on me.

things that, again, point to a multiperson alias.

Just curious. Why do you think everyone is on your jock? I'm just noticeing a trend here...that's all. Merely an observation.

[fucktopgirl]

why do you care that i dont care that you care about people who care to not carryng!?


is that make sense,hein?

c'mon where is the challenge of this thread,where is the intellectual batlle,where is the blood?

[Qdrop]

Or multiple personality disorder.

that's Nuzz's schtick.

or it was....

[Qdrop]

Just curious? Why do you think everyone is on your jock? I'm just noticeing a trend here...that's all. Merely an observation.

merely...

[Qdrop]

why do you care that i dont care that you care about people who care to not carryng!?


is that make sense,hein?

c'mon where is the challenge of this thread,where is the intellectual batlle,where is the blood?

pipe down, frenchy.

[instigator7022]

why do you care that i dont care that you care about people who care to not carryng!?


is that make sense,hein?

c'mon where is the challenge of this thread,where is the intellectual batlle,where is the blood?


this is making sense here

[fucktopgirl]

pipe down, frenchy.


you want a pipe in your ass,well go share that in the"do you expec anal sex"

[Nuzzolese]

that's Nuzz's schtick.

or it was....

It was??

[Sarky Devotchka]

I have no idea what this thread is about and I'm not going to read it!

[Qdrop]

It was??

for a while.

but you've been so docile and sweet as of late.

[Nuzzolese]

I enjoyed it...seriously. I love reading a lot of what you write. You have a gift for putting into words what everyone was thinking, but having a hard time communicating it a lot of the time due to frustration and emotions. And you word it so poetically. It just comes natural to you, too. And that's a compliment to you. Not trying to be cheesy...seriously.

Thanks, girlie!

[TAL]

I mentally email fizzy_brain all the time.

[Anne Lauren]

I mentally email fizzy_brain all the time.

:confused:

[Planetary]

pipe down, frenchy.

wouldn't it be french-canadiany?

:confused:

[Anne Lauren]

I think this whole thread is just one big... :confused:

[Anne Lauren]

:confused:

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Qdrop]

stop it.
stop it right now.

[Anne Lauren]

Hahahaha!

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[TAL]

:confused:
That post was for Nuzz.

[Anne Lauren]

That post was for Nuzz.

What do you mean...and why do you care?? :confused: :confused:

[ToucanSpam]

I kind of agree. Stop saying you don't care, and stop saying things like 'its just a message board.'


Everyone just chill the fuck out and attempt to either get along, or just talk about something other than anal sex and how much you hate something.

[TAL]

What do you mean...and why do you care?? :confused: :confused:
It has to do with an old signature of hers.

[Anne Lauren]

I kind of agree. Stop saying you don't care, and stop saying things like 'its just a message board.'


Everyone just chill the fuck out and attempt to either get along, or just talk about something other than anal sex and how much you hate something.

Tell me...Why do you care?

[Anne Lauren]

It has to do with an old signature of hers.

I know...I'm just acting like an annoying 10 year old right now.

[TAL]

I don't mind.

[marsdaddy]

seriously...will your one-trick-pony snarkiness ever grow tired?Will you ever leave this place?

[tracky]

yeah i'm jumpin' on the bandwagon

no actually i can think for myself


when are you going to stop sullying this place with your shit q?


i came up with that all on my own.

[Lex Diamonds]

yeah i'm jumpin' on the bandwagon

no actually i can think for myself


when are you going to stop sullying this place with your shit q?


i came up with that all on my own.
I agree!!!11

[Ace42X]

I have no idea what this thread is about, and I am on the verge of not caring. However, I do think a lot of the posters here are facile lamers who only end up disrupting conversations so that they can spray their insubstantial load into every single thread, whether pointless attention whoring is its topic or not, to fill their worthless and empty souls with the sort of mastabatory self-satisfaction that only the greatest of piss-artists are capable of.

The vast majority of people reading this disgust me, and make me feel unclean.

[Planetary]

I have no idea what this thread is about, and I am on the verge of not caring. However, I do think a lot of the posters here are facile lamers who only end up disrupting conversations so that they can spray their insubstantial load into every single thread, whether pointless attention whoring is its topic or not, to fill their worthless and empty souls with the sort of mastabatory self-satisfaction that only the greatest of piss-artists are capable of.

The vast majority of people reading this disgust me, and make me feel unclean.

i wasn't trying to piss anybody off.

[tracky]

mastabatory self-satisfaction.

like what you just posted

[Qdrop]

I have no idea what this thread is about, and I am on the verge of not caring. However, I do think a lot of the posters here are facile lamers who only end up disrupting conversations so that they can spray their insubstantial load into every single thread, whether pointless attention whoring is its topic or not, to fill their worthless and empty souls with the sort of mastabatory self-satisfaction that only the greatest of piss-artists are capable of.

The vast majority of people reading this disgust me, and make me feel unclean.

see, you get it.

[Qdrop]

Will you ever leave this place?

same time as you.
you first.

[Qdrop]

yeah i'm jumpin' on the bandwagon

no actually i can think for myself


when are you going to stop sullying this place with your shit q?


i came up with that all on my own.

oh, well done.
well done.

now take a nap, you must be tired.

[Qdrop]

jesus, are you gonna turn into one of those "suddenly, everyone who hates Qdrop is my bestest friend and is hilarious, and i'm gonna quote them and even put thier comments in my sig.."

i think Padster cornered that market a while back.



I agree!!!11


hahahah....

nice.

[Nuzzolese]

I can't have multiple personalities because I'm so glaringly distinct that anyone would instantly recognize by style. It's like trying to downplay a diamond. I shine, baby, I Sparkle, I always have.

[ToucanSpam]

Everyone shut up.

[Trimm Trabb]

I'm sure qdrop is a complex person with many things to talk about and little subtle ticks in his personality that make him interesting and enlightening. Its just a shame he exists on the board in 1 dimension.

213.78.199.214.

[Qdrop]

I'm sure qdrop is a complex person with many things to talk about and little subtle ticks in his personality that make him interesting and enlightening. Its just a shame he exists on the board in 1 dimension.

213.78.199.214.

you know, i really can't argue too much with that either.

i am, for the most part, pretty one dimensional on here.

but i like it that way. this is where i come to let that 1 dimension play...to stretch it's legs and run in the fields.

[Planetary]

this is where i come to let that 1 dimension play...to stretch it's legs and run in the fields.

what are you talking about?

[Trimm Trabb]

you know, i really can't argue too much with that either.

i am, for the most part, pretty one dimensional on here.

but i like it that way. this is where i come to let that 1 dimension play...to stretch it's legs and run in the fields.

That as may be, but the board has gone down hill, as there are too many 1D people around. The "characters" are gone really.

213.78.199.214.

[Qdrop]

what are you talking about?

why do you care?

[Trimm Trabb]

why do you care?

why do you care he cares. Wait a second. Why do i care that you care that he cares?

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[ToucanSpam]

I disagree with the notion that all of the 'characters' are gone. Everyone's probably busy, and probably don't have time to post anything really fun.


I dunno, even Turd isn't Turd.

[Nuzzolese]

That as may be, but the board has gone down hill, as there are too many 1D people around. The "characters" are gone really.

213.78.199.214.

Do you think it's a result of reality TV, where everyone is easily classified as fitting into standard roles like the bitch, the flirt, the angry black man....?

I don't agree with you though, that this board is an ensemble cast relying on formula and lacking in quirky characters and their chemistry. Maybe you're not looking close enough. At worst, most people are boring. But look at the characters you have in Zorra, Enree, Sarky, Documad, Heiress, Echewta, Turd, Q, mickill, Cosmo, Peachy, Dandy.... I could go on. They all seem pretty multidimensional to me

[Qdrop]

i don't think i'm completely cut and dry-one dimensional on BBMB

i'm not purely a wise-ass bully....but i admit that it is a majority of my actions on here.
it just feels right.

[ToucanSpam]

Why do we spend so much time analyzing ourselves and our performance on the board?

[Qdrop]

Why do we spend so much time analyzing ourselves and our performance on the board?

Ego.

we all got it.
that's how it manifests.

[Echewta]

But look at the characters you have in ... Echewta, .... I could go on. They all seem pretty multidimensional to me

Are you saying I'm fat???!! Tramp!

[Planetary]

Ego.

we all got it.
that's how it manifests.

don't you care why he cares?

i mean, you probably care why i care wether or not you care why he cares...

[Nuzzolese]

Some people already know big words.

[Nuzzolese]

They were born, they grew up in the gutters, they went to work at twelve, they passed through a brief blossoming period of beauty and sexual desire, they married at twenty, they were middle-aged at thirty, they died, for the most part, at sixty. Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer, and, above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. What was more important was that sexual privation induced hysteria, which was desirable because it could be transformed into war fever and leader worship. With its grace and carelessness it seemed to annihilate a whole culture, a whole system of thought, as though Big Brother and the Party and the Thought Police could all be swept into nothingness by a single splendid movement of the arm. Sexual intercourse was to be looked on as a slightly disgusting minor operation, like having an enema. It was the product of a mind similar to his own, but enormously more powerful, more systematic, less fear-ridden. The best books, he perceived, are those that tell you what you know already. For the first time he perceived that if you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother... The past was dead, the future was unimaginable... [from Orwell's 1984]

[Echewta]

"Indian summer is like a woman. Ripe, hotly passionate, but fickle, she comes and goes as she pleases so that one is never sure whether she will come at all, nor for how long she will stay. . . "
[Echewta]

[kll]

hi echewta
-kll

[Nuzzolese]

"Indian summer is like a woman. Ripe, hotly passionate, but fickle, she comes and goes as she pleases so that one is never sure whether she will come at all, nor for how long she will stay. . . "
[Echewta]

I heart that.

[Qdrop]

shit, if the rest of these people were as interesting, funny, and cool as nuzz, echewta, kll...

man, i'd never bitch at anyone....

but instead i got loads of "planetary's" and "tracky's"....

[Echewta]

"The temperature hit ninety degrees the day Kll arrived. The board was steaming--an angry binary animal caught unawares in an unseasonable hot spell. But she didn't mind the heat or the littered midway called Beastie Free. She thought the board was the most exciting city in the world."
[Echewta]

[kll]

"The temperature hit ninety degrees the day Kll arrived. The board was steaming--an angry binary animal caught unawares in an unseasonable hot spell. But she didn't mind the heat or the littered midway called Beastie Free. She thought the board was the most exciting city in the world."
[Echewta]


one of my very first posts on the board was something along the lines of "damn, it's too hot to move around here... someone entertain me"

[Knuckles]

shit, if the rest of these people were as interesting, funny, and cool as nuzz, echewta, kll...

man, i'd never bitch at anyone....



but then you would be boring...

[Qdrop]

but then you would be boring...

tis true.

i'm glad we have an understanding.

i know my place.

[kll]

knuckles avatar is confusing me. i feel like it's Qdrop shouting out those words. it's haunting.

[Knuckles]

knuckles avatar is confusing me. i feel like it's Qdrop shouting out those words. it's haunting.
You wanna trade avatars with me? That would just make Q's day! (y)

[kll]

You wanna trade avatars with me? That would just make Q's day! (y)


not trade. you should just acquire mine. so there's two of them.

[Nuzzolese]

"The temperature hit ninety degrees the day Kll arrived. The board was steaming--an angry binary animal caught unawares in an unseasonable hot spell. But she didn't mind the heat or the littered midway called Beastie Free. She thought the board was the most exciting city in the world."
[Echewta]

You're this board's giving tree.

[cosmo105]

knuckles, you're really throwing me off.

[Echewta]

"In a hole in the ground there lived Knuckles. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Knuckle-hole, and that means comfort."
[Echewta]

[Nuzzolese]

Oh wait, no, you're not writing this stuff on your own you're justing changing the names. Nevermind. Dullsville.

[Echewta]

Oh wait, no, you're not writing this stuff on your own you're justing changing the names. Nevermind. Dullsville.

Sorry Nuzz, I certainly dont have a Valley of the Dolls or Peyton Place in me. But you aren't welcome in Dullsville anymore. We don't like your kind.

[Knuckles]

it was a Knuckle-hole, and that means comfort."
[Echewta]


I think that's a Wilfred Brimley catchphrase.

[Nuzzolese]

Sorry Nuzz, I certainly dont have a Valley of the Dolls or Peyton Place in me. But you aren't welcome in Dullsville anymore. We don't like your kind.

You aren't one of the Dullsvillians! You can leave WITH me! I'm blowing this flavorless popsickle stand and you're coming along.

[cosmo105]

i'm multidimensional. :)

[Planetary]

but instead i got loads of "planetary's" and "tracky's"....

:eek: Qdrop, i love you! i thought the feeling was mutual!

[Nuzzolese]

i'm multidimensional. :)

You're cheeky! And gorgeous. Honestly, everytime I see a new picture of you I am just like "wow she's SO PRETTY!" you glow. It must be the diet and supplements or maybe so-cal girls are just like that.

[cosmo105]

god seriously. welcome to blushville population me.

i do eat a very very clean diet and take really good care of my skin and have that year-round-tan-mexican thing going on

[Echewta]

You aren't one of the Dullsvillians! You can leave WITH me! I'm blowing this flavorless popsickle stand and you're coming along.
Look kid, the secret is out, ok? I was born in Dullsville. My parents moved and tried to cover it up. Tried to make it seem like we weren't dull and blended in with everyone else. It worked for awhile because we moved to a Quaker town. But then i got older and restless. I wanted to see things. I moved and thats when I realized I was different. No beer. No wine. Not a playa. I felt dull. I visited my parents my junior year in college and finally got it out of them while over a game of bridge and refreshing glasses of lemonade. I was furious the moment i found out but realized I was too tired to be mad. I took a nap and then told them I hated how dull I was and that I was going to change. I haven't. I like flavorless popsickles and there is nothing i can do about it. Go on baby. You are better off without me. I'm dull.

[Qdrop]

you guys saved this thread.


thank you.

[Qdrop]

knuckles avatar is confusing me. i feel like it's Qdrop shouting out those words. it's haunting.

i'm everywhere, kll.

[Planetary]

you guys saved this thread.

did you ever expect it amount to anything?

[Nuzzolese]

That's what they want you to believe, Chews, that it's in you that you're Dull by birth but that is just not true. I am your mother. I gave you up for adoption, I don't know why, it seemed to be the interesting thing to do at the time. You're like me! We don't have to be dull. I know you're older than I am and that may make my motherhood of you seem dubious, but trust me it's anything but dull.

[Qdrop]

did you ever expect it amount to anything?

i'm seriously gonna fuckin make your life hell on this board if you don't shut the fuck up for a while.

ask around....i don't play nice.

[Planetary]

i'm seriously gonna fuckin make your life hell on this board if you don't shut the fuck up for a while.

ask around....i don't play nice.

ok, i'll shut up, but just out of interest...how? i'm interested to know how much there is you could do.

[cosmo105]

in that case...we're not really related! it wasn't a sin after all!

[Echewta]

Nuzz. You are my mom? uh oh. Now i feel really creepy about liking that picture where you are in the kitchen with flour hand prints on your jeans. Hey! That proves I'm not dull! I'm a creepy guy! Creepy guys aren't dull! Creepy is like a eye raising seasoning used in the kitchen that you would add to something because it kinda would make it taste better. Thank you for making ME feel better.

[kll]

Nuzz. You are my mom? uh oh. Now i feel really creepy about liking that picture where you are in the kitchen with flour hand prints on your jeans. Hey! That proves I'm not dull! I'm a creepy guy! Creepy guys aren't dull! Creepy is like a eye raising seasoning used in the kitchen that you would add to something because it kinda would make it taste better. Thank you for making ME feel better.

weird how that word 'creep' is hanging around today

[mickill]

Why do we spend so much time analyzing ourselves and our performance on the board?
Interesting.

It may have taken you well over 10,000 posts, but I think I actually appreciated this one.

Why do we do this? There's more to it than just ego, I'm sure, because I'm more concerned with how lame all of you are than I am with how brilliant I am.

[cosmo105]

it's the humanitarian in you, mike.

[mickill]

It's not about me, Jess. It's about the people. The fans give me wings. Without them I'm just some random nobody posting on an internet message board while my employers and co-workers think I'm busting my ass to get the job done. But it's the fans that make me this mighty overlord of all internetdom. Without them I'm just another hot, sexy, smart, charming, witty, admirable nobody.

[kll]

*hurls*

[Echewta]

so now its a vs? Cosmo and MicKill against Nuzz and I? I'm not vain but i think we are way in first place. Unless Nuzz grabs her board to show off, we'll win gold.

[Nuzzolese]

RE: mickill's musings...Is it A need for validation from peers?

[mickill]

Peers? Hahaha. Good one, Nuzzkins.

[cosmo105]

no i meant it was the person butthumping you.

[Qdrop]

Unless Nuzz grabs her board to show off, we'll win gold.

+1 for being so current.

you get a chit.

[Nuzzolese]

Go ahead, ask around!

[Echewta]

See, cosmo brings it down by throwing in "butthumping." Bottom of the barrel you are cosmo. Can't you be funny without being dirty? I didn't think so.

[Planetary]

Go ahead, ask around!

ok. does Qdrop play dirty? (or whatever he said he does)

[Nuzzolese]

ok. does Qdrop play dirty? (or whatever he said he does)

If tedious is dirty.

[cosmo105]

See, cosmo brings it down by throwing in "butthumping." Bottom of the barrel you are cosmo. Can't you be funny without being dirty? I didn't think so.
please. mr. fart humor saying i'm bottom of the barrel?

[kll]

please. mr. crusty vagina humor saying i'm bottom of the barrel?

[cosmo105]

If tedious is dirty.
oooh.

[kll]

dirty (http://www.xanga.com/dirty_minded_girlz/422627493/item.html)

[cosmo105]

**mike tackles yauch in the mud**

yauch-dude, this isn't cool.

mike- :(

yauch-stop this foreplay and let's just have sex already.

mike-hold on. let me get my toys.

[Nuzzolese]

Arguing with Qdrop, it's like eating a Cadbury Creme Egg. You know those eggs at Easter that the bunny lays? You want one and it's chocolate and you're like "I like chocolate" and you know it's bad for you but you sort of enjoy it most of the time, even though it's messy and what you really want to do is put the whole thing in your mouth at once which isn't practical and it would be a waste because you wouldn't enjoy it that way...and really no matter what your technique is, you're going to be totally immersed in it until it's over and you just hope no one you admire is watching you, and then when it's over you're not quite sure if you got it all, and you feel pretty gross and sick and you're in need of something refreshing and you're like "those are good but I don't want another one anytime soon"

[Lex Diamonds]

dirty (http://www.xanga.com/dirty_minded_girlz/422627493/item.html)
Whoever wrote that needs the electric chair.

[Qdrop]

Arguing with Qdrop, it's like eating a Cadbury Creme Egg. You know those eggs at Easter that the bunny lays? You want one and it's chocolate and you're like "I like chocolate" and you know it's bad for you but you sort of enjoy it most of the time, even though it's messy and what you really want to do is put the whole thing in your mouth at once which isn't practical and it would be a waste because you wouldn't enjoy it that way...and really no matter what your technique is, you're going to be totally immersed in it until it's over and you just hope no one you admire is watching you, and then when it's over you're not quite sure if you got it all, and you feel pretty gross and sick and you're in need of something refreshing and you're like "those are good but I don't want another one anytime soon"

put that in yer sig and smoke it.

[fucktopgirl]

Arguing with Qdrop, it's like eating a Cadbury Creme Egg. You know those eggs at Easter that the bunny lays? You want one and it's chocolate and you're like "I like chocolate" and you know it's bad for you but you sort of enjoy it most of the time, even though it's messy and what you really want to do is put the whole thing in your mouth at once which isn't practical and it would be a waste because you wouldn't enjoy it that way...and really no matter what your technique is, you're going to be totally immersed in it until it's over and you just hope no one you admire is watching you, and then when it's over you're not quite sure if you got it all, and you feel pretty gross and sick and you're in need of something refreshing and you're like "those are good but I don't want another one anytime soon"

humm,thta sound really sexual,,,qdrop arrose you,Nuzzo? :D

[cosmo105]

Whoever wrote that needs the electric chair.
read the front page of it. apparently it's girls that post here.


god damnit fucktop girl it's not sexual. it's a well-written simile and you're RUINING IT.

[Qdrop]

humm,thta sound really sexual,,,qdrop arrose you,Nuzzo? :D

jesus! what did i tell you, frenchy?!?

[Nuzzolese]

Are you one of those food sex people? Balancing gumdrops on your nipples and smearing chocolate sauce all over your lover? That's hot. No, it's not sexual but I'm glad you said that because arguing with him always ends up being all suggestive of something sexual because you get to that point when you have to lick the yolk and people are seeing you do that and don't you dare make eye contact with anyone while eating something like that unless you want to make them shifty. And people make suggestions about what the candy REALLY represents. Another reason to do it alone.

[Lex Diamonds]

Special thanks to:

Ms. Amber (Zonkie)
Ms. Michelle (Chicka B)
Ms. Katy (adrock14)
Ms. Denise (ggirlballa)
Ms. Jada (Huh?) --that's right! i'm thanking you whether you like it or not!!

also, thanks to FloorK and alexandra! rock on! \m/

i hope i didn't forget anyone....

btw, i'm Dana (kleptomaniac)

thank you all! muah!

**bows as the audience cheers uncontrollably and throws shattered roses at my feet**
Named and shamed, you twisted sexual deviant freaks!

[Qdrop]

Are you one of those food sex people? Balancing gumdrops on your nipples and smearing chocolate sauce all over your lover? That's hot. No, it's not sexual but I'm glad you said that because arguing with him always ends up being all suggestive of something sexual because you get to that point when you have to lick the yolk and people are seeing you do that and don't you dare make eye contact with anyone while eating something like that unless you want to make them shifty.

so you people want to lick my yolk?



sinners...

[cosmo105]

once on real sex they showed this workshop where people played with food like that and there was this huge dude sprinkling flour on his teeny girlfriend's puffy little white ass and she was giggling and you don't forget that image when you're 15.

[mickill]

This is why dudes shouldn't eat bananas in public. Unless they're GAY!

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm glad you said that because arguing with him always ends up being all suggestive of something sexual because you get to that point when you have to lick the yolk and people are seeing you do that and don't you dare make eye contact with anyone while eating something like that unless you want to make them shifty. And people make suggestions about what the candy REALLY represents.
I know what you mean. The arguments usually descend into talking about buttsex and then ToucanSpam or mickill or some other closet homo turns it into a flirting match, and the thread has to be closed by minton for fear of it gaying up the board. (y)

[cosmo105]

This is why dudes shouldn't eat bananas in public. Unless they're GAY!
most guys don't shove it completely down their throats before biting, mike.

[Nuzzolese]

I'm worried that I have no sense of humor about sex because I so often associate it with violence.

[cosmo105]

that reminds me of an old friend of ours we lost contact with until she came back from a really hot and heavy relationship talking about how much she loved violent sex. nipple clamps etc. were no big thing to her. she said we should try being punched in the face during it and that it really got her off.

[mickill]

Hey! Hey, who am i? Who is this? --->

"Well, I'm Eazy E/ I got bitches galore
You might have a lot of bitches/ but I got much more

That's right gangsta clart jolly good then! (y)"

[Nuzzolese]

Ahh I don't want to change the subject though....back to self analyzation and how much we care. The apathy of others inspires me to care about things just to be contrary.

[Qdrop]

most guys don't shove it completely down their throats before biting, mike.

he's just being competative.

[Qdrop]

The apathy of others inspires me to care about things just to be contrary.

so you just want to argue?

[cosmo105]

maybe because we want to feel that in some pathetic, internet way that we're worthy, intelligent, interesting people.

[Nuzzolese]

so you just want to argue?

No I don't argue each time, I just FEEL contrary to them and that's enough.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey! Hey, who am i? Who is this? --->

"Well, I'm Eazy E/ I got bitches galore
You might have a lot of bitches/ but I got much more

That's right gangsta clart jolly good then! (y)"
Interesting how you quote Eazy E... there was also much speculation about him being a closet homo...

[Nuzzolese]

maybe because we want to feel that in some pathetic, internet way that we're worthy, intelligent, interesting people.

OMG. true.

[Echewta]

BBQ bananas are something you would never find at a science fair.

[Qdrop]

maybe because we want to feel that in some pathetic, internet way that we're worthy, intelligent, interesting people.

yeah, ego.

[Planetary]

this thread is better than it used to be.

[Echewta]

lets talk about rabbit history.

[Kid Presentable]

I heart Qdrop.

[Qdrop]

I heart Qdrop.

and you're not lying.

[fucktopgirl]

jesus! what did i tell you, frenchy?!?

yea,what did you tell me??nothing really i guess!

if you are trying to be offenssive with "frenchy",you miss your shot,it actually make me feel horny.I want to lick your toes!

[Kid Presentable]

and you're not lying.

Neither are you, now.

[Qdrop]

if you are trying to be offenssive with "frenchy",you miss your shot,it actually make me feel horny.I want to lick your toes!

skye?

[Planetary]

skye?

would you shut up about skye.

[fucktopgirl]

Are you one of those food sex people? Balancing gumdrops on your nipples and smearing chocolate sauce all over your lover? That's hot. .

No i am not into food mix with sex really;try different sauce on my bf ,euh,you know,like bbq,ketchup,mustard.For me mujtard was the winner.YOu dont go wrong with mustard on a weiner! :D

[marsdaddy]

This thread is about as interesting as cmute's sig.

Contrary is just the other side of trendy. Changing the names to protect the innocent is also known as "ripped from the headlines." Talking about health food all day just isn't healthy.

What none you want to acknowledge is your desire to be like me.

[marsdaddy]

You're a little early there marsdaddy. Maybe you should check out the premature ejaculation thread.Oooh, that was good. Did you save that other thread or do the advanced search?

Don't mess with me or I'll bring the heat down on you that will make qdrop's wrath seem like a sparkler.

[mickill]

Yeah. Ask around about marsdaddy. You don't wanna f with this guy.

[cosmo105]

Talking about health food all day just isn't healthy.
you want to take this outside? we can throw down in a different forum. let's go. RIGHT NOW!

[marsdaddy]

you want to take this outside? we can throw down in a different forum. let's go. RIGHT NOW!You've never tasted my cooking! :confused:

[mickill]

Thank you.
He was being sarcastic, new meat. I'd be careful who you try and f with, guy. You're just food for people like us. We eat pieces of shit for breakfast. Pieces of shit like you.

[Lex Diamonds]

you want to take this outside? we can throw down in a different forum. let's go. RIGHT NOW!
Ooh, I know a real quiet spot you can go. No one ever goes there (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=1139182#post1139182) so the admins won't touch you!

[cosmo105]

was that a come-on? now i'm just uncomfortable.

[Lex Diamonds]

No, I like my sex tangible thankyou very much.

[marsdaddy]

He was being sarcastic, new meat. I'd be careful who you try and f with, guy. You're just food for people like us. We eat pieces of shit for breakfast. Pieces of shit like you.Notice the juxtaposition of simple sentences to convey the complexity of the point. And the poly blend fabric of meat, food, and shit.

sometimes it's not what you say, but what you don't.

[Nuzzolese]

for breakfast.

[marsdaddy]

He's talking links, right?

[marsdaddy]

was that a come-on? now i'm just uncomfortable.You're not so tough, are you?

[cosmo105]

You're not so tough, are you?
still uncomfortable.

[mickill]

Did I st-st-st-st-st-st stutter, new guy? Huh?

*feigns punch to face*

That's two for flinching, fucka.

[Planetary]

Qdrop, everyone is yet to tell me how much of a bad-ass you are...

[Qdrop]

Qdrop, everyone is yet to tell me how much of a bad-ass you are...

have it your way newb.

you and the admin are gonna become gooooooood friends....

[Qdrop]

...FOR BREAKFAST.

[Planetary]

good friends for breakfast? huh?

[Planetary]

oh and LOL at 'newb'