so, premature ejaculation?

[Sarky Devotchka]

I thought I'd make a sexy sexy thread as well.

he said, "I'm so sorry, there's just something about you". great. it took longer to find the damn condom than the whole event. I knew I shouldn't have done the kegel squeeze. then he took the better pillow. I'm never doing the sex again!

I was trying to figure out if it was my fault, but I don't know what you can do to prevent such things.

[abcdefz]

I was trying to figure out if it was my fault, but I don't know what you can do to prevent such things.



...think about baseball.

[ASsman]

Well, a lot of foreplay or teasing will make a guy come quicker. Atleast in my little guys case. Over stimulation, I find that in some cases if you "let yourself go" and just let the stimulation get to you, it'll get to you. Or he might just be a puss and has no self control whatsoever.

He should have told you to slow down or something, if he knew he might go quickly. Or went into the bathroom to squeeze on out real quick. But I'm leaning towards you just kicked his ass.

[ms.peachy]

Aw, don't be to tough on the guy, he's probably a bit embarassed about it.

[Sarky Devotchka]

maybe I just have a magical vagina.

and yes, he was embarassed. very.

[Rock]

You should have made him get back in the saddle afterwards...he probably would have lasted longer.

[abcdefz]

....he couldn't get another erection?

"Baby baby you excite me so much I can't get hard!" :confused:

[ASsman]

maybe I just have a magical vagina.

and yes, he was embarassed. very.
Ill take the chance to be flattering and go with that.

Buh, sounds like he just let himself go and just enjoy it... too much. Happens to the best of us. Even recently, my birthday present didn't last more than like 20 minutes. Was just crazy horny :D .

[Sarky Devotchka]

we didn't try again because that was my last condom...well, I had another one from a bathroom vending machine, but I don't really trust those. also, the mood was pretty much killed. because it was seriously like 4 thrusts and then poof. like 10 seconds. :(

I shouldn't have been so sexy. ha ha. imagine if I had shaved my legs?!

[abcdefz]

...maybe you should move up to 16 year olds. :D

[ASsman]

I shouldn't have been so sexy. ha ha. imagine if I had shaved my legs?!
Hmmm....

10 seconds? Wow, I was thinking like, 10 minutes maybe. I think you just made a man from a boy.

[Rock]

4 pumps..with a condom?
Im sure your uber sexiness had a lot to do with that, but I think his inability to control his geyser plays a bigger role.

I think you just made a man from a boy.
(lb)

[ASsman]

But 4? Jesus christ.

Where's the line? :D

[DandyFop]

like 10 seconds. :(


This is how one of my regulars was. I guess I was more doing it for the companionship.

[Lex Diamonds]

Gimme that-that-that nut!

[Rock]

This is how one of my regulars was.
That makes you sound like a prostitute. Naughty naughty.

[Sarky Devotchka]

no, he's 26 and he's slept with probably twice as many people as me. merp. well, maybe not twice as many, cause I'm up to about 5 now. well, 4.

ah well. maybe we'll try again, but he should probably bump one off first.

[ASsman]

This is how one of my regulars was. I guess I was more doing it for the companionship.
How does one become a 'regular' ?

Guys just don't practice maybe? I've been learning up, reading and such. Need to get that ejaculation under control.

Smokey the Bear: It's up to you....

[Rock]

no, he's 26 and he's slept with probably twice as many people as me.
But has he had repeat customers? If not, now you know why.

4 pumps....dude....and I thought I was bad.

[DandyFop]

We were fuck buddies for a while. He had a very small penis. And it lasted a small amount of time. Yup.

[ASsman]

Ok, so here's the thing. What's big and small. Some ladies have seen very few penisus(?). Most of them perhaps in porn, not everyone is a horse, please. What would small be for you? Considering avg. is around 6-6.5in.

[DandyFop]

Believe me.

It was small.

[TurdBerglar]

We were fuck buddies for a while. He had a very small penis. And it lasted a small amount of time. Yup.


why in the hell would you be fuck buddies with some one so terrible at fuckn'?

[DandyFop]

I guess I was more doing it for the companionship.

[Rock]

I'd really like to companionship you sometime.

[ericlee]

Sorry toots but men have found their favorite chair way, and I mean wayyyy before the ladies have found their sexual peak.

Damn, is that a lazy boy with a back massage?

[TurdBerglar]

I guess I was more doing it for the companionship.


couldn't you just play poker or something?

[ASsman]

Shame. Hehe, poor bastard. He could have atleast one thing going for him. Maybe he has a hot air baloon.


Back to the topic at hand. How long have your partners lasted? I've got to gauge my performance. Like an olympic runner.


Sorry toots but men have found their favorite chair way, and I mean wayyyy before the ladies have found their sexual peak.

Damn, is that a lazy boy with a back massage?
Exactly why older women are so damn attractive and might I add horny. Not mutually exclusive.

[Planetary]

Believe me.

It was small.
lol

[ASsman]

I say we look at the real problem here.




Women just take too long.

[cookiepuss]

well see right before a guy is about to cum his balls sort lift up into his pelvic region a bit. So if ya just grab em gently and pull them down (gently now) right before he is about to cum, then he won't be able to cum. of course this works better with hand jobs, (and that's where I learned it in a instructional hand job class put on by Good Vibrations) cause you're right there. But you know you could start building his stamina with the hand jobs. Now most dudes get kinda let down when you say hand job and that cause most people don't do it right. ya don't just spit on your hand and go for it. YOu gotta use good lubes (water based if you're going to have sex afterwards) or cold pressed almond oil works well. And then it's all in the wrist movements. If you have a good vibrations store in your area, check into the classes. I've had nothing but praise and awe since I took that little class. plus, it truly is safe sex.

[DandyFop]

handjob? boring!

[ASsman]

Damn cookie. I didn't even know what about my balls. I would expect the cupping of the nuts to make it go faster...


handjob? boring!
Heh, relatively perhaps.

[DandyFop]

boring for the girl I mean.

[cookiepuss]

handjob? boring!


ha ha ha! yeah that's what everyone says before they take the class. the tune changes dramatically after you learn the skills.


and Assman...it's not the cupping it's the gently pulling them down that does the trick.


Oh there's another class for the stimulation of the female anatomy. ;)

[ms.peachy]

We were fuck buddies for a while. He had a very small penis. And it lasted a small amount of time. Yup.
I was with a guy like that for a bit. His saving grace was that he was exceptionally orally talented.

[Rock]

I was with a guy like that for a bit. His saving grace was that he was exceptionally orally talented.
"What I lack in the hips, I make up for with my lips."

[ASsman]

Oh there's another class for the stimulation of the female anatomy. ;)
Whose the teach?... :D

Oh and I've been doing my homework. Just need to practice some more, any volunteers?

[DIGI]

we didn't try again because that was my last condom...well, I had another one from a bathroom vending machine, but I don't really trust those.




AIDS, shmAIDS.

one of THOSE girls, i see. if the situation is so bad, tell him to do the exercises randomly throughout the day. if he gets enough reps in, ma fukka will be on a wheaties box by the end of the month.

[DandyFop]

Hey Bobby let's have sex.

[ericlee]

I'll just put my input. Premature ecaculation is caused mainly because the subjec's thoughts are of sex. All of the time and when they get their chance, they explode over the subject of "there it is, pure muff" and they explode before they even have a chance to put it in due to the fact that the watch too much porn.

Me? I aint even going to lie. I'm a true and dedicated nympho. But I only think of my wife.

She's been gone for a while but I'm meet up with her on the 22nd.

I think that I've missed her so much that premature ejaculation would occur as soon as I see her after laning.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

yeah. he probably likes you.

[beastieangel01]

Gimme that-that-that nut!

tee-hee

My boyfriend will hold off as much as possible to pleasure me as much as possible. But once in a while, I'll tell him that if he finishes quick I won't be offended. Sometimes, it's a nice compliment. Especially when I'm still on the foreplay hehehe.

[ericlee]

But I know I'm a victim of premature ejactulation which means I just stay longer down there beforehand.

Damn, reading this thread makes me horny. Brb. Ok finished

[beastiegirrl101]

Sarky maybe you deflowered him.

[ASsman]

Tell me about this. It's red f'ing hot.

Girls are awesome. :D

[cosmo105]

tongkat ali AKA longjack

[adam_f]

I'm kinda glad my gf likes my personality.

[GreenEarthAl]

Okay. A guy is traveling without his own condom.

In the excitement he pops off before lil' miss sexy thaing can say friction.

I don't care how much he has the warm sleepies now. His honor DEMANDS that he get himself up and quest the nearest 24hr Rx. I would say he owes you at LEAST two more at this point.

[beastiegirrl101]

Where does the general keep his armies?





































In his sleevies.

[ASsman]

Okay. A guy is traveling without his own condom.

In the excitement he pops off before lil' miss sexy thaing can say friction.

I don't care how much he has the warm sleepies now. His honor DEMANDS that he get himself up and quest the nearest 24hr Rx. I would say he owes you at LEAST two more at this point.

I do believe she said the "mood" was killed. You know how women are.

[The Notorious LOL]

this thread needs a turn for the "average penis size" where a-z and others fabricate their thousands upon thousands of sexual conquests lasting upwards of 17 hours with 14 inch hardons.

[GreenEarthAl]

I do believe she said the "mood" was killed. You know how women are.

You better resuscitate that shit.

[mickill]

Isn't 17 hours kinda the average?

[cosmo105]

really? that's all?

[ASsman]

You better resuscitate that shit.
Hahahaha. Indeed.

[mickill]

Huh. I kinda always considered it sort of embarrassing if I didn't go at least 20, 21 hours. 17 is kinda premature for me. But that's just me.

[ASsman]

Huh. I kinda always considered it sort of embarrassing if I didn't go at least 20, 21 hours. 17 is kinda premature for me. But that's just me.
I do believe you broke (was it Sting?)'s record of 6 hours.

3 hours short? Nancy pants!

[DIGI]

Hey Bobby let's have sex.

I'd love to get sweaty with you, baby.

[DIGI]

Where does the general keep his armies?


In his sleevies.


I have a joke that pertains to the would-be solution to your problem:

What do you call 100 lesbians with guns???



Militia Etheridge.



HA!

[cosmo105]

hahahahaha. :o

[DipDipDive]

Premature ejaculation is kinda flattering. Besides, if a dude's so into you that he can't hold his load, there's no reason for him to not try and make the best of the situation. It should only be embarassing and awkward if dude's not man enough to continue the activity, keep his lady ready to go in whatever way necessary, and get himself in a state to hop back on and give it another whirl. Such an incident could actually work out to the benefit of both parties if the necessary steps are taken to make that happen.

[DIGI]

Such an incident could actually work out to the benefit of both parties if the necessary steps are taken to make that happen.


That necessary step being gettin the toilet pregnant before breakin her off some.

[ASsman]

I way ahead of the game.

[Echewta]

There are a variety of products available on the market that are suppose to make a man less sensitive. Sorry ladies, his penis, not his mind. Perhaps that would be advisable for those who are with quick draws.

[DapperDiverge]

it wasn't premature ejaculation, his penis had a cold and sneezed out mucus... that's all!! :o

perhaps you should hand his penis a tissue... I dunno about taking it's temperature :rolleyes:

[Jmoney77]

I thought I'd make a sexy sexy thread as well.

he said, "I'm so sorry, there's just something about you". great. it took longer to find the damn condom than the whole event. I knew I shouldn't have done the kegel squeeze. then he took the better pillow. I'm never doing the sex again!

I was trying to figure out if it was my fault, but I don't know what you can do to prevent such things.

I think about something not sexy-like Spider-man

[Chicka B]

it wasn't premature ejaculation, his penis had a cold and sneezed out mucus... that's all!! :o

perhaps you should hand his penis a tissue... I dunno about taking it's temperature :rolleyes:

HAHAHA! :D

[ASsman]

it wasn't premature ejaculation, his penis had a cold and sneezed out mucus... that's all!! :o

perhaps you should hand his penis a tissue... I dunno about taking it's temperature :rolleyes:
Someone guide the minor to the nearest exit please.

[Ace42X]

Come on, I bet there's not a guy here who hasn't had a chick work him to the edge, only to decide that NOW she wants some loving.

In my experience (limited though it is), women are totally inconsiderate and lazy when it comes to their own satisfaction. Most of them are pisspoor at getting themselves off with any sort of reliability, and then expect you to be able to defy common sense (and often the biological laws of nature), and be better and quicker at bringing them off than you are at satisfying yourself.

I mean, come on FFS, I have a life time's worth of experience at giving myself exactly what I want - no matter HOW much we "click" it's gonna be harder for me to figure out what you need to work it.

Never mind the fact that women, on average, take twice as long to come as guys do.

I think I've only ever dated one girl who took the slightest responsibility for her own satisfaction, and surprise surprise, she's the one that went off like a rocket every time. The others just wanted my to go down on them, and then were like "ok, climb on, it's your turn..."

Here is my, official, Ace42 premature ejaculation benchmark -

If you can make a chick come quicker by going down on her than she can get herself off by going on top, she doesn't deserve you busting your balls, literally, for being so terribly lazy and apathetic.

In other news, I find that being very drunk & stoned helps stamina considerably.

[kaiser soze]

wow, this guy erupted that quickly with a condom??

damn....I wish I could get off with a condom on...it takes almost three times as long with one of em and i usually go through 3 before I top it off

but...when i was with my long term girlfriend (no condom), if i beat her to the punch, I'd take a break and warm her up, which in effect helped me get back into action and usually for much longer

[ASsman]

You shoul get some loser fitting ones. The tighter they are the more they contrict pleasure. AFAIK.

[Knuckles]

There are a variety of products available on the market that are suppose to make a man less sensitive. Sorry ladies, his penis, not his mind. Perhaps that would be advisable for those who are with quick draws.
I think this guy could use a shot of novocaine in his willy.

[ASsman]

Don't say that. He can hear you.

While we are on the topic. What other things piss women off during sex?

[Ace42X]

Don't say that. He can hear you.

While we are on the topic. What other things piss women off during sex?

Shitting on their faces when they are rimming you.

Trust me on this one.

[ASsman]

But what if it is dry and hard, like rabbit shit. And it simply rolls of their faces like jelly beans.

I think the world would be a better place.

[kaiser soze]

hmm....

shit flavored jelly beans, we could have something here

[Echewta]

I have yet to use said products knuckles but I'm not offended by them.

[ericlee]

handjob? boring!

you know, I still don't get it when I watch pron and the guy is jacking himself off to bust that nut.

Don't people know? Jacking off is the famous joke we tell in between friends. It's normal, it's natural but if you get caught doing it, then the jokes will climb..

I will never understand why a guy will whack himself off on camera, making himself a fool for all his friends to joke about.

I really love it when my lady takes control. Grabs that motherfucker and shows me she's the ruler of the universe..

[jennyb]

I'd have to agree with some of the aforementioned... it could be construed as a compliment.

However, repeated prematurity, if you will, that's not cool

[marsdaddy]

Just think, next time you get 5 pumps -- that's 25% more action!

[P of R]

This thread gives me performance-anxiety.

[abcdefz]

...I don't understand the concept of thinking that, just because the guy has had an orgasm, sex is over. Condom or no condom, there's plenty he can do for his lady if he wants to.

[Echewta]

Not if i'm sleepy.

[abcdefz]

...well, then, you're obviously not all that smitten. :)

[ms.peachy]

Not if i'm sleepy.

Yeah most guys are like that I think. I know mr.p can go from "yeah! oh god yes!" to sawing wood in about 60 seconds on some occasions. (Of course, on those occasions, he really is justifiably worn out.)

[Echewta]

Its all about the brain releasing a chemical after the popshot that makes a guy tired. So basically, when a guy has an orgasm, its like eating a turkey sandwich the day after thanksgiving. Sleepy.

[abcdefz]

Its all about the brain releasing a chemical after the popshot that makes a guy tired. So basically, when a guy has an orgasm, its like eating a turkey sandwich the day after thanksgiving. Sleepy.


Pfft.

If I'm excited, this has zero effect.

[Echewta]

Well, I know you don't have a normal brain so I believe this.

[abcdefz]

I said "Sorry, you must have a magical vagina or something" then I went right to sleep. Not a bad scam if ask me.



Exactly.

Guys just getting off and going straight to sleep just perpetuates that insensitve-male bullshit, and women shouldn't stand (or lay) for it.





































Lay? Lie.

Either works, actually. :D

[abcdefz]

Well, I know you don't have a normal brain so I believe this.


Boy, have I got stories. :D

[ASsman]

Pfft.

If I'm excited, this has zero effect.
Yeah, if you have got your head on the right thing... you ain't gonna fall asleep with a naked woman next to you. Seriously. Do it. Again.

[Monsieur Decuts]

This is terrible.

Although, It sorta used to happen to me, with only one girlfriend...she was real small..5' 3'', and I'm tall 6' 3'' big and whatnot. I narrowed it down to the fact that if the rabbit is too big for his hole then the trouble is sure to come??

It was just toooooo good.

Why am I so attracted to tiny girls?

We worked it out though...eventually things became normal.

You gotta clear the pipes...the first one is always a gimme...do it on your own time.

[fucktopgirl]

You gotta clear the pipes...the first one is always a gimme...do it on your own time.


yea,we have to "clear the pipe" first,,,not always but it happen.Then after he is good for victory!

My little hole is really tigh too ,,maybe that why! :D

[Rock]

that made me vurp.

[fucktopgirl]

that made me vurp.


meaning i disgust you?
why?

[ASsman]

This is terrible.

Although, It sorta used to happen to me, with only one girlfriend...she was real small..5' 3'', and I'm tall 6' 3'' big and whatnot. I narrowed it down to the fact that if the rabbit is too big for his hole then the trouble is sure to come??

It was just toooooo good.

Why am I so attracted to tiny girls?

We worked it out though...eventually things became normal.

You gotta clear the pipes...the first one is always a gimme...do it on your own time.
Tiny girls kick, think it's the whole being in control thing. And the ocassional "slower, your too big" helps.

[HEIRESS]

I have boning on the ole schedule this weekend

hopefully all goes well

Im like masturbating before sex
gets me fully warmed up
and primed for more

I hope this never seems like a "best be gettin off now cause you probably wont be able to do that for me" type move
cause its not
so so not

it just increases the chances of my coming from intercourse 1000fold

plus what aint fun about helping a girl 'bate pre-bone

[cosmo105]

yea,we have to "clear the pipe" first,,,not always but it happen.Then after he is good for victory!

My little hole is really tigh too ,,maybe that why! :D
wayyyy too graphic.

[marsdaddy]

And the ocassional "slower, your too big" helps.How do you feel about the, "You're tearing me to shreds!" and "I think you broke me!"

[abcdefz]

How do you feel about the, "You're tearing me to shreds!" and "I think you broke me!"


...hey! I saw Seven, too!

[ASsman]

How do you feel about the, "You're tearing me to shreds!" and "I think you broke me!"
Hmmm, look what you made me do.