What's kind of a weird thing for a company or office to be doing?

[DandyFop]

Kinda like the paper company in the office.

hmmm.

Let me expand - once I saw a truck at my old work that had the logo "Corporation for the Destruction of Information" which made me laugh. I wonder what work that company does exactly - like is it an office filled with people who just shred papers all day?

[DipDipDive]

I wonder what work that company does exactly - like is it an office filled with people who just shred papers all day?

I'd love to work there. Paper shredders are pretty rad. :cool:

[CrankItUp!]

To pay you for being there when you actually don't even work there. And trying to fire you when you don't even actually work there is actually the hardest part of all.

I remember that from the Seinfeld episode where Kramer kept showing up at an office that he didn't even work at. :D

[jackrock]

To pay you for being there when you actually don't even work there. And trying to fire you when you don't even actually work there is actually the hardest part of all.

I remember that from the Seinfeld episode where Kramer kept showing up at an office that he didn't even work at. :D
haha puts crackers in his briefcase (y)

[DandyFop]

No, but I'm looking for like a specific kind of weird little office job. I can't think of anything!

[jackrock]

water cooler cleaner

?

[jabumbo]

accountant? business manager?



marketing director???? :confused:

[DandyFop]

ooo accountant. Now there's a wacky job!

You suck!

[mikizee]

in my job we deal with a company called IGA, which stands for independent gaming analysis. they evaluate all the figures and takings from poker machines in pubs, then make recommendations as to what configuration and layout the machines should be in the gaming room, to maximise turnover. i.e. 'you should have the highbet $1 machine next to the wall in the corner, cos big gamblers like privacy, and have the 1c dolphin treasure machine near the door to lure in the female gamblers'. and so on and so on. theres a niche market.

[Bob]

actuaries

[TurdBerglar]

dildo testing/inspecting

[ericlee]

I'd love to work there. Paper shredders are pretty rad. :cool:

she said rad.. huhhuhuh

[DipDipDive]

she said rad.. huhhuhuh

I don't get it.

[TurdBerglar]

she said get.. huhhhuhuh

[DipDipDive]

Ah fuck the both of ya's.

[TurdBerglar]

threesomes aren't that hot with two dudes. no thank you

[ericlee]

I don't get it.

I'm from Ohio. You'd prolly get that same response from my posts..

[ericlee]

threesomes aren't that hot with two dudes. no thank you

thank you. Two dudes, one pussy=geigh

[Sarky Devotchka]

cort watches foreign television for a living. it's true. I can't give you any more details though because what she does is technically illegal. so, shhh.

[cosmo105]

you could make it really fantastic like a memory erasing company that will go around and wipe the memories of people when someone leaves the company or something.

that'd be stupid.

or a pet rental company that brings pets to the office periodically to add to the atmosphere.

[Freebasser]

Are you trying to write another version of the office?

[DandyFop]

Thanks for the uh....ideas, if you can call them that.

Aidan I'm working on my screenplay, the old one, with that scene that I stole from you about Nemo.

[Freebasser]

I was on 3 different kinds of anti-depressants when I wrote that.

[DandyFop]

Well get on them again. You stand to make 10 dollars from this!

[Freebasser]

How about a company that produces dog milk and constantly fails to successfully market it?

Or a company that provides home enema kits for livestock?

[tracky]

how about a compuany that makes asbestos. started by kids, marketed to kids. i'll give 5 dollars american to anyone who gets that reference

(don't send your money in the competition is over)

[jackrock]

^ i'd soo buy that in bulk

[tracky]

you can't go wrong with asbestos, it's a big up'n'coming industry

[jackrock]

packaging and shipping might be tricky

[Tzar]

you can't go wrong with asbestos, it's a big up'n'coming industry
love the smell of it. i could inhale that shit all day.