Jessica Alba posed for the latest Playboy cover

[mickill]

Un-nude (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album9/jalba-playboy-02120602.jpg).


But inside....


...she posed un-NUDE!!!! (http://www.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0602/jessica-alba-not-nude-04.jpg), as well.


Skank.

[abcdefz]

-- at least that's consistant with her Sin City revisionism.

I mean -- why accept the part if you're not willing to play the part? :confused:

[CJM]

mmmm, jessica alba. man, you got me all excite with the large NUDE INSIDE thing, then after waiting for the page to not load, i realized my mistake. damn.

[Lex Diamonds]

Stop posting poor man's porn, Mike. It's very unBECOMING of you.

[Nuzzolese]

I thought you LIKED her, Mike!

[hpdrifter]

-- at least that's consistant with her Sin City revisionism.

I mean -- why accept the part if you're not willing to play the part? :confused:

I don't understand this. She has the right as an actress to say, yes I want the part but I don't want to take my clothes off. And the director can either accept that or find someone else who is willing to take their clothes off.

[mickill]

I just said that I finally realized one day that she actually is hot, Nuzzy. I mean, I still don't really care for her work and I have no idea about what personality's like, at all. Or if she even has one.

Yeah, I don't really see why people are always bitching about the Sin City thing. She seems to get a lot of flack for being a tease, too. People are always like, "she needs to get naked already and stop teasing us".

The nerve of that bitch.

[abcdefz]

I don't understand this. She has the right as an actress to say, yes I want the part but I don't want to take my clothes off. And the director can either accept that or find someone else who is willing to take their clothes off.


Definitely. I totally respect that and would encourage that.

I think Rodriguez caved and shouldn't have, though.

[abcdefz]

She seems to get a lot of flack for being a tease, too. People are always like, "she needs to get naked already and stop teasing us".

The nerve of that bitch.




No, I don't think she's public domain or anything.

[Bob]

I don't understand this. She has the right as an actress to say, yes I want the part but I don't want to take my clothes off. And the director can either accept that or find someone else who is willing to take their clothes off.

yes but we want to see her naked, she's hot

[jabumbo]

I don't understand this. She has the right as an actress to say, yes I want the part but I don't want to take my clothes off. And the director can either accept that or find someone else who is willing to take their clothes off.


i think there is more reason to complain when the part was accepted, and then said actress said she didn't want to pose nude.

obviously if you read the part before accepting it, you would know this was part of the script. so if its not in your initial demand for accepting the role, then don't say anything

[ASsman]

Fucker.

[Qdrop]

yes but we want to see her naked, she's hot

my point as well.

fuck all that self-righteous, self-esteem BS....
show us those knockers!!

[ASsman]

I want to see her cooch. And how she trims it. Let's have her do some hardcore-porn for a bit. Just to expand her horizon, you know.

[Qdrop]

I want to see her cooch. And how she trims it. Let's have her do some hardcore-porn for a bit. Just to expand her horizon, you know.

can't argue with that.
you make an eloquent point.

[Nuzzolese]

See, I thought he just ruined it with his aggressive sexuality. Dudes are always one more toke over the line than I am about this stuff. I think one comment is pushing it too far and they're like "just right." Because some people suggest that there is power in the timeless aspect of the tease, the seduction, the leaving of things to the imagination, that it helps you endure. But then no one really wants to have the patience for that. S'like one time I says to my bf, I says, "does it ruin the romantic moment if I say something slutty?" and he said usually not.

[ASsman]

Buh, Venus, Mars, etc.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hooray for Grateful Dead. (y)

[Bob]

See, I thought he just ruined it with his aggressive sexuality. Dudes are always one more toke over the line than I am about this stuff. I think one comment is pushing it too far and they're like "just right." Because some people suggest that there is power in the timeless aspect of the tease, the seduction, the leaving of things to the imagination, that it helps you endure. But then no one really wants to have the patience for that. S'like one time I says to my bf, I says, "does it ruin the romantic moment if I say something slutty?" and he said usually not.

it depends on what that slutty something is. if it's "oh by the way i slept with all your friends yesterday, they were great, much better than you", then i could foresee that being a mood-killer.

[Echewta]

she must have a magical vagina because i just ummm...

[ASsman]

Anyone else like her better as a brunette? Me neither.

[Sarky Devotchka]

she has short arms.

[Nuzzolese]

I guess it is pretty teasey to play a stripper and not get naked, or to pose in Playboy and not get naked. She puts herself in these roles where one expects her to be naked, and then she isn't...so, naturally...she's messing with you because she wants you to give it to her real good.

[abcdefz]

The current SI web site.... that's a tease. :mad:

[Lex Diamonds]

I guess it is pretty teasey to play a stripper and not get naked, or to pose in Playboy and not get naked. She puts herself in these roles where one expects her to be naked, and then she isn't...so, naturally...she's messing with you because she wants you to give it to her real good.
But it's stupid. She's being a slut but without the good bits. What's the point in selfishly ruining Playboy covers or movies that could have titties in when other people could have done it much better and more gratuitously?

[Nuzzolese]

But it's stupid. She's being a slut but without the good bits. What's the point in selfishly ruining Playboy covers or movies that could have titties in when other people could have done it much better and more gratuitously?

Hey, preaching to the choir, okay?

[marsdaddy]

Does gratuitous nudity mean she's thanking us?

[The Notorious LOL]

hmm...if/when she does decide to get naked, I probably wont care.

[cosmo105]

she has short arms.
and a really long torso.

[Nuzzolese]

Maybe her short arms just make her torso look long, or the reverse.

[cosmo105]

i just think she's kinda plain in general.

[marsdaddy]

hmm...if/when she does decide to get naked, I probably wont care.Care in the sense it wouldn't affect your day, or in the sense you wouldn't want to oogle?

[mickill]

Her arms aren't short, she's just bending them.

[The Notorious LOL]

Care in the sense it wouldn't affect your day, or in the sense you wouldn't want to oogle?


the prior, Im sure I'll still give a "jessica albas naked" half ass masturbation.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Her arms aren't short, she's just bending them.

I just tried to pose like her and I couldn't do it without bending my elbow more than she is. oh wait, I just tried it again, I figured it out. okay, my mistake.

[TAL]

Was it because you tried it nude first?

[Nuzzolese]

I just tried to pose like her and I couldn't do it without bending my elbow more than she is. oh wait, I just tried it again, I figured it out. okay, my mistake.

This is so adorable beyoond words.

[abcdefz]

I think Alba did a great job as Sue Storm's hair. I mean, she could've slavishly imitated the comic book's take on it, but she didn't; she took a different road and really owned her choices and -- I think -- did a great job.

[zorra_chiflada]

every guy seems to think she's really hot (my guy included) but i think she's meh.

[ms.peachy]

yeah I don't get it either; she's ok but I see plenty of better looking girls around, ya know?

[ASsman]

I think Alba did a great job as Sue Storm's hair. I mean, she could've slavishly imitated the comic book's take on it, but she didn't; she took a different road and really owned her choices and -- I think -- did a great job.
Too bad the movie sucked.


yeah I don't get it either; she's ok but I see plenty of better looking girls around, ya know?
Probably personal taste play a large part in her attractiveness. For me she is the perfect mix of cute and sexy. Thus being near-perfect in my eyes, that is why I find her melt in my mouth delicious.

[paulb]

im so dissapointed. what is hugh comin to? non nude women?

[Lex Diamonds]

Care in the sense it wouldn't affect your day, or in the sense you wouldn't want to oogle?
Do you mean ogle or Google? This has been bothering me for some time now, I just thought it was too insignificant to warrant it's own post. But then I thought "What the hell, you only live once!" And then I thought if I mentioned the whole indecision thing, it would make the post longer so that at a glance it looked like I had something worthwhile to say. But I really don't. Bet you feel stupid for reading this, don't you?!

[marsdaddy]

Do you mean ogle or Google? This has been bothering me for some time now, I just thought it was too insignificant to warrant it's own post. But then I thought "What the hell, you only live once!" And then I thought if I mentioned the whole indecision thing, it would make the post longer so that at a glance it looked like I had something worthwhile to say. But I really don't. Bet you feel stupid for reading this, don't you?!I meant ogle, but either works.

I don't too bad...

[paul jones]

she really needs to get 'em out for the punters sometime before they sag

[Tzar]

i think all the females should get the fuck out of this thread. this is for the penis.

[kleptomaniac]

i think all the females should get the fuck out of this thread. this is for the penis.

tu pene es muy pequeno.