post here and i'll dumb down your posts a little

[Bob]

if it's over two sentences, nobody's going to read it. i'm doing you a favor!

[jackrock]

hi.

[Bob]

hi.

that post was dumb enough already, i don't need to do anything to it

[Planetary]

that post was dumb enough already, i don't need to do anything to it.

[Bob]

i think i'm terrifically clever

[yeahwho]

Bob you have once again have done the BBMB a favor by making sure things do not get out of hand. Now I being a man of extremely high intelligence can understand your need to keep things on a simple short basis. So I will try and help you out with a little insight to proper board etiquette. As a long time fan of your ability to separate the chaff from the grain (so to speak) I think you should be aware many of the BBMB members have gotten together and plan to have a little in person intervention with your obsession to dumb down the board. When we do arrive please be kind enough to accept our constructive criticisms and move ahead with our new laid plan for your life.

[TAL]

Bob is awesome!

[Planetary]

bob, it was a serious request. i was testing your skill

[Bob]

thanks

i got bored about halfway through that post and stopped reading but i'm pretty sure i got the gist of it

[Lex Diamonds]

The square of the opposite side on a right angle triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

[Bob]

math

[Bob]

awesome

[Planetary]

d'you dance?

big time...

what's your biggest disappointment?

alton towers...it was rubbish...

[Lex Diamonds]

E = MC²

[jackrock]

I've always wondered what it would be like to cuddle a porcupine.

[yeahwho]

What your missing is the build up to great insights of your life. At this juncture it would be wise to keep reading a little further because a little known truth about yourself is going to be revealed. Sure a whole lot of others have noticed this in you, but I, yeahwho, will bring it into light so it can be out in the open once and for all. You only read the first four words of each post and the last three my big dick.

[ToucanSpam]

Okay, here goes.

Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I accidentally listened to a Jason Mraz CD at work the other day because I didn't know how to change it. Mr. AZ. He seems stupid.