View Full Version : The Sexual Orientation Thread
Lex Diamonds
02-17-2006, 04:09 PM
Post here unless you are gay.
Please specify Bi/Straight.
I am Straight.
fucktopgirl
02-17-2006, 04:12 PM
what with all thoses sexuals threads?everybody is horny or what!!
oh and i am gonna be straigh forward on the subject,,i am straight!
Lex Diamonds
02-17-2006, 04:24 PM
oh and i am gonna be straigh forward on the subject,,i am straight!
Yeah! That's what I like to see! You go girl!
Pretty soon we'll be able to use the process of elimination to root out the evil homos amongst us. (y)
ASsman
02-17-2006, 04:28 PM
If two guys stick their beef into a girl's vagina, are they bi?
Straight. AFAIK.
ms.peachy
02-17-2006, 04:29 PM
well I've been with mr.p and only mr.p now for about 11 years, and don't see that changing anytime soon. And I've never really imagined myself in a long term relationship with another female, so I guess all that puts me more toward the 'hetero' end of the scale. But I'm not afraid to say that I've had some pretty fun sexual adventures with other chicks that I certainly remember fondly. Not something that's part of my life anymore, but I sure don't regret that it was.
Lex Diamonds
02-17-2006, 04:30 PM
If two guys stick their beef into a girl's vagina, are they bi?
It depends if they enjoy the feeling that the sausage friction gives.
ASsman
02-17-2006, 04:32 PM
I do believe we need more detail on the "experimenting with chicks" stories. For scientific purposes. And because I'm a horn dog.
ms.peachy
02-17-2006, 04:34 PM
Please. Like I'm gonna give that shit up for free. Not bloody likely.
No, I'm just going to sit here and reminisce silently to myself :)
The Notorious LOL
02-17-2006, 04:37 PM
Ive lost count of the number of self-professed "lesbians" that about half a year later had boyfriends. Oh yes, bitches cannot deny the power of penis...can you, bitches?
fucktopgirl
02-17-2006, 04:38 PM
But I'm not afraid to say that I've had some pretty fun sexual adventures with other chicks that I certainly remember fondly. Not something that's part of my life anymore, but I sure don't regret that it was.
what is just with a female or man was involve?ANd does licking pussy is fun?
this is one thing that repulse me in this sexual encounter; the licking of the female genital,,eeeuh!just repulse me!
I never experience,never had the envy to but,,i dont close the door,you never know. .MY bf is really happy that i am kinda open to the idea!
But i would'nt do it with just a girl,a man has to be there.
ms.peachy
02-17-2006, 04:42 PM
what is just with a female or man was involve?
There were occasions where there was a man or men involved. And there were occasions when there was not.
Planetary
02-17-2006, 04:45 PM
There were occasions where there was a man or men involved. And there were occasions when there was not.
how many occasions were there?!
chrisd
02-17-2006, 04:46 PM
isn't that homophobic?
ms.peachy
02-17-2006, 04:50 PM
I've had a rich and full young life, OK? Life was good. I mean, it still is, but in a completley different way. When I was in my early 20's, I worked in a popular bar, I was hot, I had great tits and a lot of opportunities came knocking. So, I answered quite a few of them. You only get one turn on this merry-go-round of life ya know. (y)
Planetary
02-17-2006, 04:53 PM
that makes me optimistic that tommorow i'm going to go to a popular bar and have sex with a hot bar maid with nice tits :rolleyes:
Freebasser
02-17-2006, 04:59 PM
I have sex with animals.
How crazy!
Lex Diamonds
02-17-2006, 04:59 PM
I have sex with animals.
How crazy!
That's pretty quirky, man.
ms.peachy
02-17-2006, 05:00 PM
I have sex with animals.
How crazy!
yes BUT are they male animals or female animals? Stick to the topic, man.
ASsman
02-17-2006, 05:03 PM
Aren't we all animals. In this Godless world.
paulb
02-17-2006, 05:14 PM
Straight.
but honestly, how many people here are gonna come on the boards and be like "im gay" or "im a lesbian"...i bet no one will say shit like that. do bboys even have many gay fans?
The Notorious LOL
02-17-2006, 05:23 PM
why wouldnt they? I went to high school with a dude who lives in the city now and hes obsessed with Eminem....hes gay, and him and his boyfriend always listen to Eminem...which to me makes no sense being that dudes pretty homophobic.
DroppinScience
02-17-2006, 05:27 PM
I've had a rich and full young life, OK? Life was good. I mean, it still is, but in a completley different way. When I was in my early 20's, I worked in a popular bar, I was hot, I had great tits and a lot of opportunities came knocking. So, I answered quite a few of them. You only get one turn on this merry-go-round of life ya know. (y)
Damn, I guess I've gone to the wrong bars...
P.S. - Oh yeah, straight.
Lex Diamonds
02-17-2006, 05:30 PM
why wouldnt they? I went to high school with a dude who lives in the city now and hes obsessed with Eminem....hes gay, and him and his boyfriend always listen to Eminem...which to me makes no sense being that dudes pretty homophobic.
Elton did a song with him, and correct me if I'm wrong but Elton is gay isn't he?
It's no more strange than white people listening to a band called "Niggers With Attitude" who rap about "redneck, whitebread, chickenshit muthafuckas".
cosmo105
02-17-2006, 05:35 PM
i'm a big fat fag.
Lex Diamonds
02-17-2006, 05:36 PM
i'm a big fat fag.
Hey, you shouldn't be posting here!
Get her!
kleptomaniac
02-17-2006, 06:36 PM
i'm straight....and available ;)
hi guys!
ASsman
02-17-2006, 06:48 PM
i'm straight....and available ;)
hi guys!
Not for long.
The straight part I mean.
kleptomaniac
02-17-2006, 07:01 PM
he better not! i'll snap him like a chicken bone. :mad:
paul jones
02-17-2006, 07:07 PM
I did orirnteering once on an outward bound course in some place with lots of big hills near Derby or Chesterfield or something and one of the nights I put 'Oh No! It's DEVO' cassette on the stereo in the pool room and confused the Luther Vandross fans
marsdaddy
02-17-2006, 07:53 PM
Chances are at least 20% of the people in this thread are gay.
kleptomaniac
02-17-2006, 07:57 PM
Chances are at least 20% of the people in this thread are gay.
well, including you, it's probably higher now... :rolleyes:
CrankItUp!
02-17-2006, 08:02 PM
I have sex with animals.
How crazy!
That would make you a trisexual = will try ANYTHING ! :eek:
B4BY 4NN
02-17-2006, 08:22 PM
I'm straight, but don't understand...
Why is it that some lesbians go out with other lesbians who look like guys? It sort of defeats the purpose.
jackrock
02-17-2006, 08:27 PM
________________________________________
(straight)
monkey
02-17-2006, 08:43 PM
:cool: im gay
Chicka B
02-17-2006, 08:47 PM
I'm straight, don't know what else to say...
Lex Diamonds
02-18-2006, 02:36 AM
I did orirnteering once on an outward bound course in some place with lots of big hills near Derby or Chesterfield or something and one of the nights I put 'Oh No! It's DEVO' cassette on the stereo in the pool room and confused the Luther Vandross fans
Now THAT's what I call Sexual Orienteering. (y)
Kid Presentable
02-18-2006, 02:39 AM
My posts are gay.
Lex Diamonds
02-18-2006, 02:40 AM
:p ;)
P of R
02-18-2006, 06:55 AM
Straight.
Haven't had much chance to practise it though.
Echewta
02-18-2006, 11:36 AM
I'm straight. I heard if you miss and break a chamber then it can go rogue or curve. That has happened but not to that point.
Lex Diamonds
02-19-2006, 04:51 AM
I'm straight. I heard if you miss and break a chamber then it can go rogue or curve. That has happened but not to that point.
I don't get it? :confused:
ericlee
02-19-2006, 05:21 AM
I'm not geigh, my Echewtafriend is
Freebasser
02-19-2006, 05:49 AM
I don't get it? :confused:
He's talking about missing the hole and snapping one of the tubes in his penis, thus leading to internal bleeding and a bent/broken penis.
At a guess.
Lex Diamonds
02-19-2006, 05:51 AM
He's talking about missing the hole and snapping one of the tubes in his penis, thus leading to internal bleeding and a bent/broken penis.
At a guess.
Eurgh you guys are gross! :eek:
Planetary
02-19-2006, 10:00 AM
I'm straight, but don't understand...
Why is it that some lesbians go out with other lesbians who look like guys? It sort of defeats the purpose.
i find that hockey women are usually dykes. in england, atleast.
the pub i go to after playing football next to the hockey field is filled with butch, skin-headed women. it's weird...and nasty...
Knuckles
02-19-2006, 11:39 AM
He's talking about missing the hole and snapping one of the tubes in his penis, thus leading to internal bleeding and a bent/broken penis.
At a guess.
the scientific term for that is an "orbital blowout"
ToucanSpam
02-19-2006, 11:43 AM
I'm straight.
marsdaddy
02-20-2006, 06:10 PM
well, including you, it's probably higher now... :rolleyes:Have you studied statistics? Bell curves? Sample sizes?
Anne Lauren
02-20-2006, 06:28 PM
I'm straight...but, one of my good friends is "bi" or whatever you call it...cause it usually only takes effect when she's fucked up, then all the sudden she "appreciates" beauty, such as the female body. She only tried that shit one time with me...then I told her to go "appreciate" it with someone else. She can be a freak like that...her and her boyfriend get it on with other women all the time. Not really my style, though. But, to each their own, I wreckin'.
Chicka B
02-20-2006, 06:39 PM
Oh my God Knuckles your avatar. Don't change it again, just keep it there. :D I'm straight by the way.
Bionic
02-22-2006, 10:37 PM
yer all a buncha limp-wrists, y'are
cookiepuss
02-22-2006, 10:40 PM
I've had a rich and full young life, OK? Life was good. I mean, it still is, but in a completley different way. When I was in my early 20's, I worked in a popular bar, I was hot, I had great tits and a lot of opportunities came knocking. So, I answered quite a few of them. You only get one turn on this merry-go-round of life ya know. (y)
carpe diem babe! ;)
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