Milking cows.

[Rawr]

has anyone done that before?
it sounds sick.

[B4BY 4NN]

Actually, it's quite amazing.

[ScarySquirrel]

My hometown is a farming community. I was a "city kid", but the population of the entire town is less than 3,000 so that doesn't really amount to squat. It basically means you can count on the fact that I got a little familiar with cows at least once in my lifetime, just to see what the milking thing was all about.

It's not a big deal. Kind of gross, actually. Well, no not really. I still wouldn't want to do it again though, especially if I had to finish milking the cow, 'cause that would tire a guy out, man.

[ericlee]

a guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm so thirsty, I could lick the sweat off of a bull's dick"

a gay guy replies with, "mooo!!"

[Hiebz]

that's "moo moo, buckaroo"

[Hiebz]

haven't milked cows, but have helped with castrating pigs. fun times.
really.