Youre probably the type...

[zippo]

for my super comeback celebration thread, this is how its gonna go

even though its been a while ive been on this thing, God has indeed blessed me with a memory, a slightly slow short term one, but the long term one is still by my side thank the Lord.

post in this thread and ill tell you what type of person i think you are from what ive read from you, what you probably do, think,like, dislike, etc, if it doesnt make much sense its cuz ive made things up.

[TAL]

*jumps around*

[jackrock]

how long were you gone?

[ericlee]

blah

[zippo]

*jumps around*

youre probably the type thats real quiet, doesnt call too much attention, doesnt talk in big crowds, doesnt tell jokes, but then youre all saving your social tactics when you go one on one cuz you feel more comfortable doing so. youre really calm and maybe even slow, not like retarded but that you take twice the time walking to a place then the avergae person. youre very independant and i see you wanting to sometime read a newspaper in an open cafe on a sunday morning, and then sit there people watching. maybe giving girls you find attractive a naughty look. haha. you probably dont like extremes, just the middle, in everything. althuogh sometimes you dont want you to be like that. and you probably want to have sex with dogs.

[zippo]

how long were you gone?

for like a month

you probably walk around the walls of your room when youre on one of those after school sugar highs

[zippo]

blah

when you go on trips to other countries, youre probably the type of yank that creates that not so honorable reputation. youre prob a very proud northamerican, constantly thiking of a new place where you can hang your northamerican flag. youre prob very sociable, you fit into a stereotype, i dont know

[tracky]

hi zippo, good to see you back! :cool:

[Kid Presentable]

hi zippo, good to see you back! :cool:
What he said.

[zippo]

hi zippo, good to see you back! :cool:

awww so sweet, tanks

im thinking youre a bit like tal in the way that you prob dont like calling attention and are quiet in a big crowd and prefer one on one conversation. youre all proud of being a bit smarter than the average computer illiterate individual, youre probably a listener and have a lot of patience for people, and youre prob the type of person that friends call when they need serious help. you probably speak in an austalian accent.

[ericlee]

when you go on trips to other countries, youre probably the type of yank that creates that not so honorable reputation. youre prob a very proud northamerican, constantly thiking of a new place where you can hang your northamerican flag. youre prob very sociable, you fit into a stereotype, i dont know

eh, not really. I'm one with their country when I go. I'm all about learning their traditions and customs.

Proud North american for sure but being a northamerican means freezing your balls off at the moment.

[monkey]

zippo smells. like boogers.

[zippo]

What he said.

so sweet also, thanks man

ok...um, you probably get into shit once in a whiel when you talk to people,saying things maybe you sholdnt have said jokingly, you were prob the type of kid that would get up to help out the new kid in class. i imagine you cooking for your wife, and being creative, and being sincere when you talk about your feelings, something that you prob dont have much of aproblem with, in fact, i dont think you have a problem with many things, you seem like a "anything will do" person, like you dont have many peeves. and um, youd probably show someone the city for a whole day if they went to visit.

[ToucanSpam]

ok

[tracky]

awww so sweet, tanks

im thinking youre a bit like tal in the way that you prob dont like calling attention and are quiet in a big crowd and prefer one on one conversation. youre all proud of being a bit smarter than the average computer illiterate individual, youre probably a listener and have a lot of patience for people, and youre prob the type of person that friends call when they need serious help. you probably speak in an austalian accent.

struth you reckon i speak like an aussie eh? blimey i've never heard such cobwalash in me life!

[Kid Presentable]

struth you reckon i speak like an aussie eh? blimey i've never heard such cobwalash in me life!
You're a flamin Mongrel.

[zippo]

WELCOME BACK! FELIZ NAVIDAD!

I probably know what you'll say about me, but say it anyway.

damaj damaj damaj

youuuuuuuuu....probably represent procrastination in the most general way possible. meaning, youre not as quick as you wish you were in many ways in life, you know what you want but you leave it for later one too many times (probably) and you walk around pissed off bitching about that too often.



btw people, it doesnt matter if im all off with this shit, thats the whole susceptibility with impressions

[Echewta]

I always feel like, somebodies watching me.

[zippo]

zippo smells. like boogers.

yoyoyobitch

alrght alright, pauli probablyyyyy... but the thing is im not gonna really be guessing cuz i know too much shit about you. i have it all here, resting inside my wooden heart box.

[monkey]

chicken

[zippo]

ok

this probably isnt gonna be a newsbreaker.youre probably a walking auto-help book, meaning youre constantly the patient and psychologst at the same time, which is something to envy and not to envy. youll probably be one of the ones that make it in the end. youre prob a legit friend, and a multitask one at that, meaning you listen, recommend, are fun, you make the whole checklist. but you prob annoy people constantly with your menopausic hot flashes and emotions. but we could like then go to mcdonalds and have a strawberry milshake and just fuck that.

[DipDipDive]

By all means.

[Nygel]

skeet

[Freebasser]

Velcum Bach

[zippo]

I always feel like, somebodies watching me.

youre probably crazy and you love it and so do some people. youre prob pineapple pizza or techno clubs in the 80s or african authors or southamerican hiphop or Welcome to the Dollhouse. and you prob crack people up without even trying, and you probably proffesionally live non-linearly. you prob dont need much to be happy and would show someone the city just like kid p but youd show them the places the tourists dont go to and not only literally but in general. youre probably skye.

[zippo]

chicken

godammit ok

you prob have a hard time in general in life with relationships but you like the euphoria and adrenaline of the drama and constant movement of the molecules. you constantly transform from liquid to solid to gas but youre ok with it cuz you take it as something that comes with being human. you probably were an Adidas model but never cared to share it with the board cuz youre not like that, you know what you got, baby got back

[monkey]

thats more like it. like i said.. i love it when im gassy.

[Echewta]

I'm not skye!

[DandyFop]

yeah right!

[mickill]

Thank God you're back.

[zippo]

By all means.

im going crazy with this thread man its so fun



im not sure about you, but, you seem like the quiet type

haha seriously, i dont know, thats all ive got, you dont really send out too many vibes of anything in specific, you probably dont have much to say becuz you dont care much about getting it through unless its someone you reallycare about like aclose friend/bf/family. i dont think you prob like meeting new people and uh you wanna be a baseball player. you could probably be a box full of surprises though.

[DipDipDive]

im going crazy with this thread man its so fun



im not sure about you, but, you seem like the quiet type

haha seriously, i dont know, thats all ive got, you dont really send out too many vibes of anything in specific, you probably dont have much to say becuz you dont care much about getting it through unless its someone you reallycare about like aclose friend/bf/family. i dont think you prob like meeting new people and uh you wanna be a baseball player. you could probably be a box full of surprises though.

That's pretty accurate, actually.

[zippo]

skeet

*does not register*

[paul jones]

ya toy de vuelta,toy de vue

[zippo]

alright im gonna leave for another month now, ill be back later

[Freebasser]

Haha, I knew you'd do that on mine.

[B4BY 4NN]

Hi

[paulb]

welcome back...whatever happened to you on AIM...

[TurdBerglar]

go

[Bob]

alright im gonna leave for another month now, ill be back later

oh no you don't

[zippo]

Velcum Bach

i just realized what you wrote there, so sweetx3

freebasser, you strike me as another procrastinator, and that doesnt mind being so. i think youre probably the type that needs reassurance alot, from anyone will be fine, just like a little spark to get you going again. you probably daydream alot and when it comes to patience, you only have it for yourself, not so much others. for yourself meaning, you cut yourself too much slack sometimes. you probably like travelling alone, where nobody knows your name, in a train preferably, thouroughly enjoying breakfast while staring out the pastures through the window. you probably could have been Sherlock Holmes in another life, not because you pay attention to detail but because the context i just described up there reminded me of him.

[Bionic]

zippo! its so buen to vert!

[zippo]

BESTEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!!

ok cowboy, heeeeeeres JOHNNY

you strike me as someone with so much to give yet so scared to give it. you probably overanalyze things because its a way of putting action on pause. your starting line probably has a million skidmarks right before it from changing your mind. you could probably turn out to be a good journalist or writer if you wanted. you probably stare too much without people realizing it. you probably would be good friends with toucan spam.

[zippo]

yeah right!

did this post also serve as a "do me"? ill take that as a yes

you probably are a riot to go out with. you probably would buy the beer if your friends were broke and wouldnt accept them paying you back in the week. you probably are always a happy person and pass your happiness on to the people that surround you. you probably have a good heart-no trouble, no complications, no betrayals, no bullshit, youre sincere and are conscious of the validity of that. you probably have a hard time lying. you probably sometimes think you need more to be happy than you actually do.

[zorra_chiflada]

this looks like some fun

[zippo]

Thank God you're back.

Thank You.

i dont know why mickill, but like with dipdipdive, im having a hard time with you as well. you probably enjoy it too much when youre right. you probably see your reflection in those family sedan car type commercials with the proud father, gentle mother and growing kids. you probably give alot to the family but absolutely hands down need your "alone time" because it refuels you, your "whisky in the den". you probably maintain a very close friend that you open up to as much or as more as you do with your wife and will be somewhat uptight this upcoming full moon. stay away from money deals. your lucky numbers for the day are 3, 18 and 27.

[zippo]

alright im gonna leave for another month now, ill be back later

[DandyFop]

did this post also serve as a "do me"? ill take that as a yes

you probably are a riot to go out with. you probably would buy the beer if your friends were broke and wouldnt accept them paying you back in the week. you probably are always a happy person and pass your happiness on to the people that surround you. you probably have a good heart-no trouble, no complications, no betrayals, no bullshit, youre sincere and are conscious of the validity of that. you probably have a hard time lying. you probably sometimes think you need more to be happy than you actually do.

Wow.

WTF

Have you been spying on me?

[TurdBerglar]

no

i have been spying

[Justin]

Hello, my name is Justin and I'm a libra

[Nuzzolese]

Zippo is one of the few people on whom I would care to know what impression I left. Jeeze, that sentence was excrutiating.

Zippo seems like a very organized and self-possessed person, like she has everything in her home just the way she likes it and catered to her personalized routine. And she hates when people mess that up. because she feels like she's being disrespected when someone jostles her boat, even if they meant well. And she seems like an observer in person because she's such an observer here. Like she sits in the middle of a group of friends (whom she doesn't like much but keeps for company's sake and for appearances) and carefully watches others when it looks like she's just applying lip gloss. And I think she is very meticulous with her appearance, she always looks clean and fresh and put-together, that's very important to her, she takes good care of her skin and hair. She has many guilty pleasures, in fact most of her pleasures are guilty.

[fucktopgirl]

hey zippo,happy to see you back!!

[zippo]

ya toy de vuelta,toy de vue

the first thing that comes to my mind is silence. like the silence after the storm? the storm not representing something negative but noise. loud thunder and big drops of water, the wind with its high pitch weezing and rustling leaves. which represent all these expectations you had during your younger years for the future, going around in your mind. that now, sometimes have turned into silence, and sometimes i imagine you wanting to hear that storm again. just sometimes though. if you were a war veteran, you probably would survive its psyhological consequences better than your soldier mates, youd throw all physical evidence that reminds you of it in the trash and say "ah, fuck it, its over and done with, lifes too short to wallow".

[kleptomaniac]

oh hey zippo i remember you! hi! :)

[zippo]

Hi

i think you probably have a hard time making decisions, sort of indecisive. i dont know why i get that impression really. you seem like youd also be an impatient person, and that you usually dont take a liking to the majority of people you know, or meet. you probably repeateadly speak your opinion on how stupid you think some people are to your friends, like you dont have much patience for certain people. maybe not only people but i imagine you having a humanistic view on alot of things in life, criticizing the things that are unfair in the world, etc. maybe even participate in a protest in the far future.



i know im probably going off on a limb here, but hey, we cant avoid the crazy impressions we get in our heads can we

[zippo]

welcome back...whatever happened to you on AIM...

whatsup paul, yea i dont usually go on there anymore, i will though (!)

i dont know paulb, from the little ive read, i think you probably would be a good leader, and that you prefer working on your own rather than in a group. like i see you telling the jokes in front of everyone, and not really caring if you turn out to be funny or not. confidence and security maybe? as opposed to babyann (god do i feel ridiculous calling people by these type of nicknames), decisive i suppose. and you would probably be an effective criminal, like theyd call you to kill off the bodies cuz of your capacity to separate emotion. haha why? just because thats what i get from you. or you could be a proffesional bank robber, hacker, something of the sort.

[zippo]

go

you probably wanna marry (or be with) a girl who will take care of you in an almost motherly way. not that you wouldnt take care of your shit but you´d like it when she would for you. maybe take some decisions for you after getting to know what youre defintly like after some years. and when youre both old and 70, it would reach the comfortable point of those types of marriages where the wife feels more whole (as would you) if she lays your clothes out for you, knows that when youre angry you dont like eating cold food, and knows that she´ll think of the right option for you to take in a decision concerning things like family or money. and not necessarily due to an outstanding communicative relationship between the two of you, but because you would inertially and unconsciously transmit the liking of this lifestyle through your actions throughout your life with her. actions turning out to mean more than words between the two of you.

[zippo]

oh no you don't

i take you as the kind of person that appreciates being alive and having to go through all the shit that happens in ones life, maturely understanding that the bad comes with the good, that theyre both sides neccesary to life. you probably wouldnt be the type to repeatledy dwell on why negative things have to happen, never getting over the fact of why a family member had to die or something to that effect would probably not be your case. like maybe youd be the stronger one in a mourning period. which doesnt mean youre not analytical, but that you have an easy capacity to construct and build within your own thoughts. sort of like how i imagine toucan spam being the patient and psychologist at the same time. like yuore the type that wouldnt need to refer to a psychologist to fill in the blanks because you eventually always fill them in yourself and i suppose you never stop.


haha, no seriosuly though. im just laughing at the fact that i have no idea where i get all this shit from. we could all go on and on on each other couldnt we?

[kll]

hi zippo

[TurdBerglar]

you probably wanna marry (or be with) a girl who will take care of you in an almost motherly way. not that you wouldnt take care of your shit but you´d like it when she would for you. maybe take some decisions for you after getting to know what youre defintly like after some years. and when youre both old and 70, it would reach the comfortable point of those types of marriages where the wife feels more whole (as would you) if she lays your clothes out for you, knows that when youre angry you dont like eating cold food, and knows that she´ll think of the right option for you to take in a decision concerning things like family or money. and not necessarily due to an outstanding communicative relationship between the two of you, but because you would inertially and unconsciously transmit the liking of this lifestyle through your actions throughout your life with her. actions turning out to mean more than words between the two of you.


are you being sarcastic or serious?

[kll]

are you being sarcastic or serious?
i'm sure she's serious on this one.

[cosmo105]

i'm sorry if i was a jerk to you when you first came on here. you're interesting and different and that's more than i can say for most of the fagwads here. now that i've buttered you up like a christmas ham, go for it. ;)

[Nuzzolese]

i'm sorry if i was a jerk to you when you first came on here.

You weren't, were you?! I didn't figure you for the type. But, I keep forgetting the impression I had of you when you first joined and I was just gradually getting sick of this place. You were cheekier than bold, and cocky. I remember you saying, sardonically, how hot you were. You seemed tougher, scarier then. It's always those who catch me off guard, who I end up really liking. It always seems to be the ones who confuse me. I don't know where they're coming from at first, can't decide if they're for real, if they're nice or not, how smart they really are or if they're just messing around. You and Zippo and Mickill - I was initially hesitant to communicate with any of you.

[paul jones]

FREE JAMES BROWN

[cosmo105]

You weren't, were you?! I didn't figure you for the type. But, I keep forgetting the impression I had of you when you first joined and I was just gradually getting sick of this place. You were cheekier than bold, and cocky. I remember you saying, sardonically, how hot you were. You seemed tougher, scarier then. It's always those who catch me off guard, who I end up really liking. It always seems to be the ones who confuse me. I don't know where they're coming from at first, can't decide if they're for real, if they're nice or not, how smart they really are or if they're just messing around. You and Zippo and Mickill - I was initially hesitant to communicate with any of you.
yeah. i remember at first (haha i typed "at fist" on accident and it made me laugh so much i almost left it in. haha! left it IN!) you and i didn't mesh, and now we're like a salad of internet friendship. in all truth, all cockiness is a joke. i'm actually quite unsure of myself and insecure :cool:

[B4BY 4NN]

i think you probably have a hard time making decisions, sort of indecisive. i dont know why i get that impression really. you seem like youd also be an impatient person, and that you usually dont take a liking to the majority of people you know, or meet. you probably repeateadly speak your opinion on how stupid you think some people are to your friends, like you dont have much patience for certain people. maybe not only people but i imagine you having a humanistic view on alot of things in life, criticizing the things that are unfair in the world, etc. maybe even participate in a protest in the far future.



i know im probably going off on a limb here, but hey, we cant avoid the crazy impressions we get in our heads can we

Actually, that's pretty accurate. Indecisve, impatient, hatred for most people...

[Nuzzolese]

yeah. i remember at first (haha i typed "at fist" on accident and it made me laugh so much i almost left it in. haha! left it IN!) you and i didn't mesh, and now we're like a salad of internet friendship. in all truth, all cockiness is a joke. i'm actually quite unsure of myself and insecure :cool:

You and I didn't mesh? I don't remember that. I thought we got along famously. My memory is highly selective though. Did I win you over? I do remember typing lines from that "Do you remember the time" Michael Jackson song to you, and it made you laugh and officially I was on your good side after that. "What about us, GIRL!"

[cosmo105]

i distinctly remember you saying you wanted to connect with me and you didn't. that was internet eons ago though.

[paul jones]

the first thing that comes to my mind is silence. like the silence after the storm? the storm not representing something negative but noise. loud thunder and big drops of water, the wind with its high pitch weezing and rustling leaves. which represent all these expectations you had during your younger years for the future, going around in your mind. that now, sometimes have turned into silence, and sometimes i imagine you wanting to hear that storm again. just sometimes though. if you were a war veteran, you probably would survive its psyhological consequences better than your soldier mates, youd throw all physical evidence that reminds you of it in the trash and say "ah, fuck it, its over and done with, lifes too short to wallow".


yeah, Vietnam was great. Especially the hookers in Saigon (y)

[zippo]

zippo! its so buen to vert!

its also bueno to volvert, too mucho hotto is all though, its ok, i will take my little Virgin of Guadalupe card out of my corn picking pants pocket and pray to her for the rains to stop falling. ANDALE!

bionic eye, you strike me as sort of a player with the ladies, and one of those dudes that has a hard time thinking of girls as actual friends and not continually as the possiblity of something else. but girls usually never notice your intentions so youre all wahoooo, youre like the invisibile man going into peoples houses. but when you settle down this temporary character gets left behind. youre probably the type of guy that takes pride in leading a conversation in a group, and you encourage the ones who are quiet, this being done in school, work, parties, etc. i think youre probably the type of person that tends to see the short term goals in a career or job, rather then the long term, meaning a job for you probably signifies cash flow and not necessarily a pursuing of your talents.

[Bionic]

its also bueno to volvert, too mucho hotto is all though, its ok, i will take my little Virgin of Guadalupe card out of my corn picking pants pocket and pray to her for the rains to stop falling. ANDALE!

bionic eye, you strike me as sort of a player with the ladies, and one of those dudes that has a hard time thinking of girls as actual friends and not continually as the possiblity of something else. but girls usually never notice your intentions so youre all wahoooo, youre like the invisibile man going into peoples houses. but when you settle down this temporary character gets left behind. youre probably the type of guy that takes pride in leading a conversation in a group, and you encourage the ones who are quiet, this being done in school, work, parties, etc. i think youre probably the type of person that tends to see the short term goals in a career or job, rather then the long term, meaning a job for you probably signifies cash flow and not necessarily a pursuing of your talents.


you're so great, Z.

not completely accurate but pretty good. very very good observations. except im all wahoo? q'est que c'est? like invisible man? like as in im a peeping tom with these girls i play? even though i work on short term shit there is a long term goal.


wahooo!

[zippo]

this looks like some fun

on one hand, i think you probably have got the whole speak your mind thing down, but on the other hand, i think you probably have a hard time accepting we live in a world where everyone is different. you probably listen to what people have to say while repeating your own views to yourself inside your head. good and bad. youre probably the type of person that usually has conversations with taxi drivers,waiters,supermarket employees and the type. not the "rainy day today eh?" type of ones,but the ones that are emotionally charged that usually have to do with politics or economics, the front page news thats going around in that particular societys heads and that usually affects/worries the lower classes the most. youre interested in what they have to say sometimes. youre probably a rich complex person, takes time to "get" you, if anyone ever does completely.

[zorra_chiflada]

thanks zippo! that was good! :)

[beastiegirrl101]

hi5 zippo.

[zippo]

you're so great, Z.

not completely accurate but pretty good. very very good observations. except im all wahoo? q'est que c'est? like invisible man? like as in im a peeping tom with these girls i play? even though i work on short term shit there is a long term goal.


wahooo!

haha yea i was all laughing at that moment, my brain did a little "tzz tzz" and drifted off into imagining you going into peoples houses as the invisible man, but that was meant to be a simile of how you present yourself as the friend when underneath your intentions are different (to girls) so in the beggining youre all free to act and do as you want,till soon, bam, youre not invisible in the houses anymore running up and down their steps, drinking their oj and trying on their clothes (all wahooo), you let yourself be seen for your real intentions. thats what i meant.

[Bionic]

where in the world did you draw that from?

[zippo]

where in the world did you draw that from?

oh, you know,this, that

[Bionic]

oh no you don't... im curious... how do you figure?

so yer sayin im a jerkie? in fact i hosted the houseguest form hell in oct for a month, so it seems you're mistaken! zippomenchoka

[zippo]

Hello, my name is Justin and I'm a libra

*does not register*

[zippo]

oh no you don't... im curious... how do you figure?

so yer sayin im a jerkie? in fact i hosted the houseguest form hell in oct for a month, so it seems you're mistaken! zippomenchoka

haha no seriously, i dont know exactly from where i get this shit from, i dont have the capacity to remember and list every little thing ive read from you that led me to reach that impression. but like i said, its also just alot of my imagination getting in the way here, you guys are more like starting points to create an interesting (or not) character out of what i have from you. its a beautiful process.

[Bionic]

is it because i IMed you uninvitedly? sorry bout that, i wont. ive talked to i think one other person here off the board. i promise i won't come over and put your apargatas on and i promise to not eat all your dulce de leche.

but there is a little something about what you said... you're quite intuitive

[zippo]

is it because i IMed you uninvitedly? sorry bout that, i wont. ive talked to i think one other person here off the board. i promise i won't come over and put your apargatas on and i promise to not eat all your dulce de leche.

but there is a little something about what you said... you're quite intuitive

haha godamit ive never had a problem with you, oh you were joking,and if someone IMessages me its cuz i have my registered name up there for that. and yuoll have trouble not eating my dulce de leche becasue its uruguayan, noone, not even invisible man, can resist dulce de leche La Pataia. youll go to my toastera and make some tostadas is what youll do.

[kll]

jaja

[zippo]

Zippo is one of the few people on whom I would care to know what impression I left. Jeeze, that sentence was excrutiating.

Zippo seems like a very organized and self-possessed person, like she has everything in her home just the way she likes it and catered to her personalized routine. And she hates when people mess that up. because she feels like she's being disrespected when someone jostles her boat, even if they meant well. And she seems like an observer in person because she's such an observer here. Like she sits in the middle of a group of friends (whom she doesn't like much but keeps for company's sake and for appearances) and carefully watches others when it looks like she's just applying lip gloss. And I think she is very meticulous with her appearance, she always looks clean and fresh and put-together, that's very important to her, she takes good care of her skin and hair. She has many guilty pleasures, in fact most of her pleasures are guilty.

i really enjoyed reading that. the first thing about having my room the way i like and how i hate if someone messes that up, although not exactly correct becuz my room is usually a mess, is definetly correct if applied to my way of thinking. but i think you meant it as a representation of that as well. i am so stubborn that im usually not open to other peoples opinion about myself, because i think i have it all figured out usually. sometimes its true and sometimes its not, but the point here is that i dont respond positively when someone criticizes me or who i am, i am in no way open to criticism, it makes me aggresive. i often feel disrespected if anyone does, so true nuzz, because that means that i have to admit ive done something wrong, or taken a wrong step, something i have a hard time admitting mainly to myself.
i observe till the sun goes down, i have a hard time not staring at people in public places, till the point that they notice and think im probably wierd. i inevitably start imagining what theyre thinking, not mattering if its probably true or not. im one of those. i kill for the mystery in eye contact. i kill for that non verbal communication. theres so many conclusions you can draw from a person if you just pay a little bit more of attention. and im paranoid. havent figured out where to draw the line from a busy imagination to paranoia, but, i jump from either one weekly. its great.

i see you sometimes getting frustrated with the fact that there can be so many bodies walking, talking, eating, with two legs, two arms, that just like you, use pants, shirts, and shoes, that have to catch the bus, drive a car and pick up their kids from school, but that are at the same time so different. i see you sitting at a restaurant and silently moving your chair over to the person sitting next to you, putting your arm next to theirs when theyre not looking, proving to see if theyre really made of the same material. becasue sometimes you consider certain things to be very significative, but that are unexistent in the minds of these people that supposedly look and do the same things you do, its incredible. maybe this just happened alot when you were in high school, and now, throughout these years of maturing, youve learned that its actually a capacity you have to be able to identify the differences between us so easily, the ones we have/keep on the inside. things the average person doesnt take notice of but that to you are like diamonds of information. as in you validate what the person next to you doesnt in terms of our output as human beings. you probably have learned to deal with this tendency of yours that you prob have had since you were a kid. you also probably had hope for the world. you probably are not emotional at all, have nothing to do whatsoever with that female cliche.

/doobietalk

[voltanapricot]

Do you like sex on the beach cocktails zippo? I'd like to do the vodka and juice thing with you sometime.

[zippo]

Do you like sex on the beach cocktails zippo? I'd like to do the vodka and juice thing with you sometime.

fucking awesome, ill get a Mojito and you do the vodka. talking endlessly on a beach, is it not what we were born for? what an incredibly beautiful idea voltané

[avignon]

do me

[zippo]

Do me, please. Ahahahaha! I said "do me". :D

i havent really read much of you, instead of what me and the rest of the board did that rainy day on the Guess the Movie thread. So allow me to bathe in bullshit, the best there is. You strike me as the type that likes to sail and youve probably had your eye on this light green Lacoste sweater to go with it. I see you wanting to buy a bottle of champagne with that sail and sweater, put it on the deck in a bucket of ice and then take out the strawberries. Youve always got chocolate milk for your son, ofcourse. And you probably will let him drink from an early age, cuz youre chill like that. Starting out with a sip of wine on his 11th christmas maybe.

[Rock]

hit me up yo.

[zippo]

hey zippo,happy to see you back!!

fucktopgirl. youre probably the type of person that often gets into unnecessary arguments with people you dont know, like say store clerks,restaurants waiters, airplane hostesses, etc. I think you probably have the capacity to switch moods or emotions real quickly, like you could fire someone from a job and then come home and comfortably proceed to play Monopoly, concentrate on buying Boardwalk and win. You probably dont have too good of a relationship with your parents. And you probably like camping.

[Space]

hi zippo.

[DapperDiverge]

never trust a smile...never trust a frown...never trust the "good guy" or he'll turn your life upside down

never trust a woman... never trust a man... never trust a child because they'll never give a damn

never trust your family...never trust your friends... never trust yourself for they'll all decieve you in the end

who am i??

[zippo]

oh hey zippo i remember you! hi! :)

im sorry klepto, i really havent read much of your posts, but hey, maybe i will in the future! youre 15!

[zippo]

never trust a smile...never trust a frown...never trust the "good guy" or he'll turn your life upside down

never trust a woman... never trust a man... never trust a child because they'll never give a damn

never trust your family...never trust your friends... never trust yourself for they'll all decieve you in the end

who am i??

this really intrigued me becuz i dont really get it, who are you?

[DapperDiverge]

i thought you were supposed to tell me?? :confused:

[fucktopgirl]

. And you probably like camping.


well you got that right! :D And the swichting moods easyly;i dont get stuck,i am fluid!

The rest is just bullshit!I am the opposit of what you say:
I have a great relationship with my parents,i dont get into vain arguments but if you piss me off,i will let you know!I dont fired people and If i 'd play monopoly i would purchase pennsylvania instead!
You seem to have an idea of me being coldhearted but that is not true,i am timid to show myself maybe.BUt i am a person who care deeply about people,sensible,deep,maybe too much thinking into stuff sometime.I keep a lot to myself so if somebody want to know me,they might have to digg a little bit!

anyway, its all good!!how can you have a clear and distinct perception of somebody from a freaking computer screen!?

[zippo]

hi zippo

whatsup killer

I think you probably live for those lunches with the girlfriends, where you suck in as much information as possible, which you then transform into gossip or remember with details if neccesary for any future references. youre probably a crafty biatch. haha you crafty biatch. Youre probably one of those girls that guys get along with easily, hence you probably have a number of guy friends. You probably have no doubts in life in general, one of those decisive people, and if it doesnt come out right well you say on to the next. Youre probably one of the people Ray Ban was thinking of when they fabricated those dark sunglasses.

[zippo]

well you got that right! :D And the swichting moods easyly;i dont get stuck,i am fluid!

The rest is just bullshit!I am the opposit of what you say:
I have a great relationship with my parents,i dont get into vain arguments but if you piss me off,i will let you know!I dont fired people and If i 'd play monopoly i would purchase pennsylvania instead!
You seem to have an idea of me being coldhearted but that is not true,i am timid to show myself maybe.BUt i am a person who care deeply about people,sensible,deep,maybe too much thinking into stuff sometime.I keep a lot to myself so if somebody want to know me,they might have to digg a little bit!

anyway, its all good!!how can you have a clear and distinct perception of somebody from a freaking computer screen!?

ofcourse its all good, like i said, it doesnt matter if im really correct or not, theyre impressions, im not trying to get anyone right, im just blurting out, for the sake of imagination, what i think they could be like. anyhow, its interesting to read your clarification. and i didnt imply you were coldehearted btw.

izz aaall good.

[zippo]

i thought you were supposed to tell me?? :confused:

ohhh, youre not supposed to describe yourself to me though, im supposed to gather all ive read from you and do something with it. anyways, since i havent really read your posts, and the info you just gave me says it all, my job here is done. my job here, it is done. and if you dont mind my asking, why so tragic?

[zippo]

i'm sorry if i was a jerk to you when you first came on here. you're interesting and different and that's more than i can say for most of the fagwads here. now that i've buttered you up like a christmas ham, go for it. ;)

im not sure what youre referring to when you say you were a jerk, but i guess its not really important anymore. thanks for the compliments cosmo, and ive gotta say you contribute to at least 30% of the funny in here haaands down. ok back to work kids

cosmo. well, you probably are one of those people that only speak up once or twice throughout a conversation, and only when youre sure youll be 98-100% right about what youre letting out. like you dont complicate things, you go straight to the point in general. youre probably one of those people that cries alone in the bathroom, doesnt like doing it in front of anyone. you probably take long to process things more so than the average person, you alwways eventually do but never without your long and complicated evaluation period. and its not about having patience, but about having a "slow metabolism". You probably have a capacity to learn to deal with what youre dealt easily.

[DapperDiverge]

ohhh, youre not supposed to describe yourself to me though, im supposed to gather all ive read from you and do something with it. anyways, since i havent really read your posts, and the info you just gave me says it all, my job here is done. my job here, it is done. and if you dont mind my asking, why so tragic?


oh... i wasn't aware!

and if you dont mind my asking, why so tragic?

you were close... very close!! good job!! (y) I don't consider myself tragic, just very realistic... you're not the only one who has confused the two (y) ;)

[cosmo105]

im not sure what youre referring to when you say you were a jerk, but i guess its not really important anymore. thanks for the compliments cosmo, and ive gotta say you contribute to at least 30% of the funny in here haaands down. ok back to work kids

cosmo. well, you probably are one of those people that only speak up once or twice throughout a conversation, and only when youre sure youll be 98-100% right about what youre letting out. like you dont complicate things, you go straight to the point in general. youre probably one of those people that cries alone in the bathroom, doesnt like doing it in front of anyone. you probably take long to process things more so than the average person, you alwways eventually do but never without your long and complicated evaluation period. and its not about having patience, but about having a "slow metabolism". You probably have a capacity to learn to deal with what youre dealt easily.
wow. surprisingly adept. good show. (y)

[zippo]

hi5 zippo.

beastiegirrrl101. you probably are very clever to get what you want, though through sometimes quiet and sneaky ways, good at it, know how to handle people, take the plunge, the risk, youre not scared whatsoever. probably have the attributes to be one of those few female effective directors of a bigshot company that has to take demanding decisions, due to your convincing capabilities and determination. an "i get what i want" type of on the go modern woman. you would probably believe that some lying is sometimes neccesary to reach all that, and maybe some calculated manipulation to go with it as well.

[kll]

whatsup killer

I think you probably live for those lunches with the girlfriends, where you suck in as much information as possible, which you then transform into gossip or remember with details if neccesary for any future references. youre probably a crafty biatch. haha you crafty biatch. Youre probably one of those girls that guys get along with easily, hence you probably have a number of guy friends. You probably have no doubts in life in general, one of those decisive people, and if it doesnt come out right well you say on to the next. Youre probably one of the people Ray Ban was thinking of when they fabricated those dark sunglasses.

<3 <3 <3

[zippo]

Do you like sex on the beach cocktails zippo? I'd like to do the vodka and juice thing with you sometime.

ok, i totally have this kind of mixup between you and avignon since youre so alike in the way both of you post, i hope im not real off on that, im sorry.

but anyways, voltane, i think youre probably more of an angrier person than her though, as in you dont take bullshit, impatient,stubborn, very individualist, walks alot through the city on her own, you probably like those green military type messenger bags.

[zippo]

do me

well...i think you are probably one of those whole hearted people, a big hearted person ,a nice person to everyone and anyone, no discrimination. like kid p, the girl who gets up and helps out the new kid in class. youd probably be a good mother. but then you probably have an issue with security sometimes, or rather, you probably have periods where you intelligently say "fuck it", but then once again you lose the "equation" you had found. you probably dont give up easily but can be weighed down easily. you probably are very cyclic, meaning you progress and degress constantly. you probably are a pub type of girl.

[zippo]

hit me up yo.

rock. either you dont post much or i havent read much of you, but i definetly know who you are. anyways, youre probably very alternative in every way, the places you hang out with, the people you know, the books and movies you read,etc. you probably have a short temper. you probably arent one of those guys that have issues with getting married. you probably dont need much to make you happy. you probably have a busy mind.

[zippo]

hi zippo.

hey space, its been a while eh? hence my impression of you is a bit blurry. from the little i can remember, you strike me as a laid back kind of dude, i think you participate generally in things up to a certain point, like you dont usually reach an extreme ever. i see you as a yesman. you probably are a very proud northamerican also.

[iceygirl]

do it up

[zippo]

do it up

heidi... i think you probably need assurance to do some things that youre already good at. you probably havent had much tragedy in your life, or any major problems. and you prolly follow the lead instead of being the leader, but then usually tend to overshadow the leader itself. sort of like, you appreciate advice but in the end you push it all aside and consume only from your own harvest. i think youd like new and different ideas, i mean food wise, or trip destination wise, weekend outings, clothes, etc. you prolly also would be one of those people that dont have a hard time moving to another city/country, like you´d get used to change easily. you sincerely sometimes dont give a shit what people could say or think.


ps- iceygirl -underappreciated member

[iceygirl]

i bet zippo is the type that is loads of fun to sit and drink wine and gab all night with

[zorra_chiflada]

member

[iceygirl]

*snort*