Germans

[Lex Diamonds]

There is a German exchange student living with me for a week. She arrived last night. At the moment I'm not talking to her because I'm supposed to be doing some essay for college, but instead I'm just on the BBMB.

Is that weird?

[Tzar]

i think the most important thing you should tell us is if she is hot or not.

[roosta]

its only weird if she's hot

[Lex Diamonds]

Well she is kinda but she's also weird and quiet. Last night my mate was having a little welcome party for them and I was cutting up It Aint Hard To Tell with Nas mixing it with Can I kick It? by Tribe, having the sickest time of my life and quite nicely pissed, when she started saying she wanted to come home. Now she's just sitting in her bedroom reading a book, instead of conversing with my family (her English is damn good, so that aint the problem).

So yeah, she's pretty fine but I dunno, she might be a lesbian or a nun or some shit.

[ms.peachy]

Maybe she's just a bit shy, and feeling a little homesick, and wondering what she's gotten herself into. Go be nice to her.

[Lex Diamonds]

Go be nice to her.
I can't, my mother is forcing me to write this essay. It's 30% of my A Level and due in tomorrow, and only about half done. And I already lived with her for a week back in December, so it's not a problem of being friendly with each other. We are friends, it's just there isn't much to talk about/do in my house.

England sucks. (n)

[voltanapricot]

I'd love her company especially if her English is good. Make Hamburgers or something.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'd love her company especially if her English is good. Make Hamburgers or something.
We already had breakfast together. She wasn't very hungry.

[Freebasser]

Punch her in her ovaries.

[Lex Diamonds]

Done. (y)

I think we're going on a bike ride with my mum and her boyfriend for an authentic English pub lunch. Should be a laugh and a half.

[Freebasser]

Order sausages.













Then punch her in her ovaries again.

[Planetary]

argh!! i keep thinking you're cosmo, but then i thought...sausages?..ovaries?

something isn't right.

its weird how you presume who posted from their avatar

[Kid Presentable]

Ultimately I don't think you, her, me or anybody else will be happy until you mention the War. (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Ultimately I don't think you, her, me or anybody else will be happy until you mention the War. (y)
When me and my mates were staying with them in Germany we all got really pissed drinking those big litre glasses of beer and had a long discussion about the war... they didn't mind our Nazi jokes, which was nice.

[P of R]

Edit: Nevermind.

[Kid Presentable]

When me and my mates were staying with them in Germany we all got really pissed drinking those big litre glasses of beer and had a long discussion about the war... they didn't mind our Nazi jokes, which was nice.
They're pretty good about it, really. I always liked Harry Enfield's apologetic German. (y)

[mellow]

germans dont really care about the war anymore.
they just burned the stuff from that time and forgot it.

[Kid Presentable]

germans dont really care about the war anymore.
they just burned the stuff from that time and forgot it.
My Dad flew Lancaster bombers in WW2, and bought a bunch of Swastika-emblazoned Christmas Cards at the time.

They're around here somewhere.

[medler]

I can't, my mother is forcing me to write this essay. It's 30% of my A Level and due in tomorrow, and only about half done. And I already lived with her for a week back in December, so it's not a problem of being friendly with each other. We are friends, it's just there isn't much to talk about/do in my house.

England sucks. (n)

what A level is it? if it's maths, physics, dt or psychology then i may be able to help - i did them last year

[Lex Diamonds]

what A level is it? if it's maths, physics, dt or psychology then i may be able to help - i did them last year
English Lit. Fuckin' Shakespeare, the dickhead. Why did he have to put so much meaning into his plays? Cunt.

[Planetary]

English Lit. Fuckin' Shakespeare, the dickhead. Why did he have to put so much meaning into his plays? Cunt.

mayby he didn't, mayby they've all been severely mis-interpreted :rolleyes:

[mellow]

My Dad flew Lancaster bombers in WW2, and bought a bunch of Swastika-emblazoned Christmas Cards at the time.

They're around here somewhere.
my grandpa flew a Martin B-26 Marauder in WWII. :D (y)

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

my grandfather was a conscientious objector.

[ToucanSpam]

English Lit. Fuckin' Shakespeare, the dickhead. Why did he have to put so much meaning into his plays? Cunt.
I took that class last year, got a cool 75. Dropped my GPA to like 3.4, it did.

[na§tee]

i was born in germany and i lived there for 12 years.
germans rock; no bullshit. good humour. honest!
i think you should entertain the poor thing and you will probably find that you have something in common. poor love. she must be shit scared. get her out for a pint or something, come on! i would have freakin' loved it back in the day if i got to host someone foreign!

[Kid Presentable]

my grandfather was a conscientious objector.
Yeah, mine died.

[mellow]

how old is that german girl?

[Lex Diamonds]

16

[mellow]

haha if you wanna make her laugh ask her what "tokio hotel" is and if she's happy that she doesn't have to see them anymore. ;)

[SobaViolence]

if there's grass on the field, play ball.

[Otis Driftwood]

Just ignore the nosey b**atch, that always makes quiet german girls hot!

[zorra_chiflada]

English Lit. Fuckin' Shakespeare, the dickhead. Why did he have to put so much meaning into his plays? Cunt.

i did english lit. which shakespeare play did you do? maybe i can give you pointers

[Tzar]

pics? i wanna see this emo bitch.

[Drederick Tatum]

you should play Hide The Bratwurst with her.

[Rawr]

TALK TO HER.
Get drunk with her.