Gross night

[HotAndWet]

On sat night I went out with my cousin to some bars around my area and met some pretty scary people. We ended up going to some guy's house she knew with some other people. The guy who owned the house was FUCKED UP. He had weird pieces of paper with typed boldprint words that said stuff to the effect of "HOLD ON TO THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE, BECAUSE THE WOLF IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU" and "THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU" on his fridge. Apparently he was in jail for years for a cocaine bust. Of course since I'm not allowed to have anyone remotely attractive in to me, he took a liking to me, that or, you know, he just wanted to do stuff with me. He offered me forty dollars to give him a massage. Everyone told me I should do it and being that I was still a little drunk I said I would.....but I told him I know kung fu and I wasn't gonna fuck him. So I massaged him for a second and realized I shouldn't have.....eeeeew...and in his room he had all these weird books about how to find information about people. It was all just weird...eew I hope this guy doesn't stalk me now.

[Qdrop]

why are women so stupid?
why?

[Rawr]

oh mygod.


we are stupid.

ohmy god he's right, QTIPS RIGHT!

oh mercy me, oh my my.

[Rawr]

hahaha

omg

dragons.



Im going to get my ass kciekd for saying "Qtip" instead of Qdrop in my mistake.


cause im phycic, bitch.
like rick jaaames, bitch!

[HotAndWet]

I AM NOT STUPID I WAS DRUNK

[Qdrop]

I AM NOT STUPID I WAS DRUNK


ah...yeah. that accounts for it.
uh huh.

[ASsman]

why are women so stupid?
why?
Gaahah. Why are there women massaging scary guys, when there are perfectly well rounded guys on the other side of this laptop.

[ChrisLove]

Still...40 bucks (y) (y) (y)

[HotAndWet]

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T MASSAGE HIM I BASICALLY TOUCHED HIS SHOULDERS

[ASsman]

Was he hairy? Or had a weird funk about him?

40 bucks, I'd do it for 40. And for 100$, psh, don't even ask.

[HotAndWet]

No, I just realized what I was doing was stupid so I decided not to, my cousin was in the room with me the whole time by the way.

[ASsman]

This reminds me of that scene in Waterworld. Where trades some time with whatshername for some paper. Crazy movie

And why was it stupid? Dumbass guy, should have played him for what he was worth, a few more drinks and that guys wallet/fridge would have been open game.

[ms.peachy]

Men are just as stupid, in different ways. Look at those stupid loser guys who let themselves get suckered into believing that they are "special" by topless dancers and such and give them loads of money (beyond just g-string dollars, I mean). Or who marry mail-order brides and get hit up for $900 phone bills back to Korea or the Ukraine every month.

[B4BY 4NN]

I AM NOT STUPID I WAS DRUNK

I'm not being an asshole in asking this, but his name wasn't Andy, was it? Andy Billick?

That guy is ALWAYS at work, has a cocaine issue... OBSESSED with his mother and forces her cookies on all of the hostesses.

If so, yeah.. I'd file a restraining order, like, NOW.

[HotAndWet]

no I think it was jim or something?

[HotAndWet]

And why was it stupid? Dumbass guy, should have played him for what he was worth, a few more drinks and that guys wallet/fridge would have been open game.

That was my motivation....but I was scared to be alone with him...

[ASsman]

Buh, don't be, quick swift to the nuts, or a scream would bring him down like sack of potatoes.

But I understand why you'd be scared, he's creeping me out.

[HotAndWet]

why are women so stupid?
why?

Right, because YOU or any other guy hasn't done something stupid while drunk.

[ASsman]

Dude that was me, also, have you been working out?

[HotAndWet]

I didn't tell you guys the whole story....I gave him my address and told him to visit me whenever he wants to...also I shared a needle with him, that's safe right?

[ASsman]

You being sarcastic now?

Uh, it's as safe as he is clean. Yeah you left a few details out, just small ones.

[Qdrop]

Right, because YOU or any other guy hasn't done something stupid while drunk.

i've never gone to a strange dudes house in the wee hours of the morning and given him a massage for $40, etc while i was drunk...no.

[Anne Lauren]

i've never gone to a strange dudes house in the wee hours of the morning and given him a massage for $40, etc while i was drunk...no.

Hey...BACK OFF...the man needed a massage! I'm sure his muscles were a little strained from being up on that cocaine for days... (lb)

[zippo]

That was my motivation....but I was scared to be alone with him...

what?! your motivation so you could then steal from him? since when is everyeone a thief, this is normal nowadays?

on the other hand, that house and this guy sounds so fucking interesting its crazy

[HotAndWet]

i've never gone to a strange dudes house in the wee hours of the morning and given him a massage for $40, etc while i was drunk...no.

I DIDN"T GIVE HIM A MASSAGE I SHARED A DIRTY NEEDLE WITH HIM

[Qdrop]

I DIDN"T GIVE HIM A MASSAGE I SHARED A DIRTY NEEDLE WITH HIM

don't deflect with satire.

hang your head in shame and deal.

[instigator7022]

I AM NOT STUPID I WAS DRUNK

It's funny what you will agree to when intoxicated

[HotAndWet]

don't deflect with satire.

hang your head in shame and deal.

Hang YOUR head in shame and deal with your crush on knuckles. :(

[ASsman]

Spring is in the air. Love is, everywhere.


And I'm getting some, so it's all good.

[ms.peachy]

It's funny what you will agree to when intoxicated

Ha, yeah. I mean, "Let's stop using birth control" sounded like such a great idea at the time, you know?

[ASsman]

Peachy, peachy, peachy.