CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT MATTER:read:becoming "the other woman"

[Sarky Devotchka]

so, that guy I like that has a girlfriend...let's see, I think I called him Nathan. anyway, I hadn't seen him since the new year's confession fiasco, but I saw him last night at a show. he was wearing a turtleneck, heh.

anyway, a bunch of my friends were there, so I flitted around all night, and kept trying to make eye contact with him, but he never came over, then I'd try to go over and he'd be talking to someone. but at the end of the night, we finally bumped into eachother and I said, "hey, are we supposed to be pretending we don't know eachother now?" and he was like, "no, no, I was just looking for you. I was looking for you all night, but everytime I saw you, you were talking to like 8 dudes". and I was like, "oh, okay". then we chat chat chatted. I told him that I see him at his work when I'm on my bus (we work down the street from eachother), then he said it'd be cool if we were on the same bus sometime, and he said he'd come by my work and say "hi" and that he was talking to our friend M about how we should all hang out sometime because we know the same people and like the same things and it would be fun. then we talked about math for a bit, then he had to go pack up his guitar.

so, we're basically in love. it sucks. but in other news, cort got asked out by a 38 year old man. he's pretty handsome, he has grey hair and a young face. but 12 years is a big gap. eep.

My friend C2 (who is a friend of nathan AND his girlfriend) said about the situation: "love is a jungle man". he thinks I should go for it.

commence bitching:

[instigator7022]

so, that guy I like that has a girlfriend...let's see, I think I called him Nathan. anyway, I hadn't seen him since the new year's confession fiasco, but I saw him last night at a show. he was wearing a turtleneck, heh.

anyway, a bunch of my friends were there, so I flitted around all night, and kept trying to make eye contact with him, but he never came over, then I'd try to go over and he'd be talking to someone. but at the end of the night, we finally bumped into eachother and I said, "hey, are we supposed to be pretending we don't know eachother now?" and he was like, "no, no, I was just looking for you. I was looking for you all night, but everytime I saw you, you were talking to like 8 dudes". and I was like, "oh, okay". then we chat chat chatted. I told him that I see him at his work when I'm on my bus (we work down the street from eachother), then he said it'd be cool if we were on the same bus sometime, and he said he'd come by my work and say "hi" and that he was talking to our friend M about how we should all hang out sometime because we know the same people and like the same things and it would be fun. then we talked about math for a bit, then he had to go pack up his guitar.

so, we're basically in love. it sucks. but in other news, cort got asked out by a 38 year old man. he's pretty handsome, he has grey hair and a young face. but 12 years is a big gap. eep.

My friend C2 (who is a friend of nathan AND his girlfriend) said about the situation: "love is a jungle man". he thinks I should go for it.

commence bitching:


Don't do it!

Kill the girlfriend and be the only woman

[monkey]

ummm... i was the "other woman" once. and it also made me the stupider woman. no guy is worth that.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm not really going to be the other woman, I just made that the title to attract viewers. I AM AN ADVERTISING WIZARD!

somebody give me a job!

[B4BY 4NN]

Why would you talk about MATH?

[mickill]

I'm not really going to be the other woman, I just made that the title to attract viewers. I AM AN ADVERTISING WIZARD!

somebody give me a job!
If you really wanna draw a crowd you use words like "Kid Rock", "Creed" and "sex tape". It sucks people in like free HIV.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Why would you talk about MATH?

because I tutor kids in math, mostly high school kids. he was asking about it. people always ask about it, well, boys always do. he called me a "math whiz". which I'm not. I'm good at teaching it because it was hard for me to learn it in the first place.

I guess it's just rare for somebody who hangs around artists and musicians to be all mathy. or something.

[Qdrop]

sarky, you are a one-woman soap opera.

[cosmo105]

mathematics can be interesting when viewed as a language.

ah man sarkster. don't be the other woman. i know you say you're not, but it's going to happen. you both want it to! and one of you has to have the willpower to put on the brakes.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm not going to be! I swear! he needs to hang out with me when we're not wasted and see that I rule, then break up with his girlfriend, then we can touch eachother's butts.

[mickill]

You want them to break up. You're mean.

sarky, you are a one-woman soap opera.
Do you have to seriously reiterate the same comment every single time? Have you no sense of variety? You think teabagging's funny?

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm not a one-woman soap opera. there are plenty of other people involved.


I suppose I am mean. she's a singer in a band, she can get another boyfriend easy.

[Ace42X]

I suppose I am mean.

And a slut. Slut.

[DandyFop]

What's the point of saying anything..

[B4BY 4NN]

because I tutor kids in math, mostly high school kids. he was asking about it. people always ask about it, well, boys always do. he called me a "math whiz". which I'm not. I'm good at teaching it because it was hard for me to learn it in the first place.

I guess it's just rare for somebody who hangs around artists and musicians to be all mathy. or something.

OH YEAH! Now I remember... :p

[Qdrop]

Do you have to seriously reiterate the same comment every single time? Have you no sense of variety? You think teabagging's funny?

have i said that before?



and teabagging if fuckin hilarious....

[mickill]

have i said that before?



and teabagging if fuckin hilarious....
Which is why you like to pretend to fall asleep at parties with your mouth wide open. I've heard the stories, man.

[Nuzzolese]

I remain unconvinced of his feelings for you.

[Qdrop]

Which is why you like to pretend to fall asleep at parties with your mouth wide open. I've heard the stories, man.

i have an adnoid problem.
i NEED to sleep with my mouth open.

that picture as photoshopped.

i blame knuckles.

[Qdrop]

I remain unconvinced of his feelings for you.

oh snap!

[na§tee]

love may be a jungle, but it sounds to my humble self like he's just been a greedy little boy who wants ice-cream cones in both hands, ya get what i'm saying?
if you go ahead and attempt a proper "relationship" it'll be all cool and exciting for about ooohh.. 2 weeks and then it will be just lame. being the other woman does not mean he's really struggling, honey, and i love you but.. you know, it's hard, i mean.. what? etc, he's just being, as i said.. greedy!
you deserve one all to your ownsome and until that comes round you should enjoy a good flirt but that's it!
hollah!

[cosmo105]

^very well said. wise words and such.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I remain unconvinced of his feelings for you.

an interesting development.


I shouldn't have made this thread. I'm trying to factor an equation.

[hpdrifter]

then he said it'd be cool if we were on the same bus sometime, and he said he'd come by my work and say "hi" and that he was talking to our friend M about how we should all hang out sometime because we know the same people and like the same things and it would be fun. then we talked about math for a bit, then he had to go pack up his guitar.

so, we're basically in love.

Did anyone else notice this grand canyon sized leap?

It sounds as though you're convinced that this is the right thing to do. If that's the case, I can only say that I disagree with your actions. It is not okay to go after someone else's boyfriend no matter how you slice it.

[fucktopgirl]

You just dont go after guys who have a giirlfriend;it is just dumb to do so and will probably bring you distress,anxiety and suffering in the end OR maybe you are gonna make suffer the other girl.

Is it that hard to find single man,come in my town,there is too much man not enough women;guys are turning homo !

[Qdrop]

you know, sarky....
one of these days....you're gonna mess with the wrong chick....

you'll end up a Lifetime Movie plotline....

[cosmo105]

Is it that hard to find single man,come in my town,there is too much man not enough women;guys are turning homo !
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TALKING

[Sarky Devotchka]

I noticed it!

[Nuzzolese]

So what do you want from this thread, Sarky? I don't think he cares about you. I think if he did, he'd break up with his girlfriend and then pursue you instead of waiting to jump ship until a better ship sails by. If he can't swim on his own, you don't want him plundering your stearage. I don't believe him that he wants to date you, what's been stopping him? You're single and you've made yourself available to him. And what's he done? Just pretended to look for you at parties. I don't believe him that he was looking for you all night, that's bullshit. He's bullshit. Leave him alone, stop flirting with him, he has a girlfriend. But I know it doesn't matter what I say, you're going to do what you want to do anyway. Go ahead and flirt with him, show up at parties where he is, occupy yourself while eagerly waiting for him to finally give you some attention, then go home alone while he fucks his girlfriend. Have fun with that.

[fucktopgirl]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TALKING

what the fuck is your problem queen of my ass!

can i breath!

[Nuzzolese]

You spill your guts on these threads and then act like our responses are so useless and shallow. If you don't respect our advice why do you keep asking for it? If you think we're getting it all wrong, then what are you leaving out of the story? Do you just want to repeat the same self-abusive behavior and then whine to strangers? Do you enjoy the drama or do you enjoy being the mental case patient? I once knew a girl who pretended to be depressed and to think she was fat and she pretended that she had an eating disorder because she loved the concern and attention and mothering it all got her from everyone else. Attention was something she valued more than respect. Is this you?

You don't even care that much about this whole thing, do you? It just gives you a story to tell so we don't forget about you. What does Cort say? Why don't you just talk to all your friends? You seem to have a lot of them, you're always talking about them, and the parties you go to.

[cosmo105]

i don't think she wants attention from it. i think she's genuinely confused and frustrated by it. maybe she already has in her mind what she thinks is the right option. i don't know, i was a peer counselor in high school.

[Qdrop]

But I know it doesn't matter what I say, you're going to do what you want to do anyway. Go ahead and flirt with him, show up at parties where he is, occupy yourself while eagerly waiting for him to finally give you some attention, then go home alone while he fucks his girlfriend. Have fun with that.

...remind me not to fuck with nuzz today.

[Ace42X]

...remind me not to fuck with nuzz today.

Yah, that edit was even more catty. I liked it.

[Qdrop]

nuzz always beats everyone to the punch and says all the necessary things with extreme poignancy....

share the wealth, nuzz.

dammit.

[fucktopgirl]

i was a peer counselor in high school.


yea,,poor kids!

[Sarky Devotchka]

well, I do want attention...hence the caps title. but I get sick of being accused of talking about "all my friends" all the time, because I just happen to have a lot of them and they're a part of my life. I didn't set it up that way. I've spent most of my life without friends.

and I made this thread because I am confused and frustrated and it's good to hear other people giving different opinions because my friends are just supportive of me.

so, nuzz, why is it that you read these and contribute? you seem to get satisfaction out of making me feel bad about myself. what does that say about you?

I'm late for work.

[mickill]

So what do you want from this thread, Sarky? I don't think he cares about you. I think if he did, he'd break up with his girlfriend and then pursue you instead of waiting to jump ship until a better ship sails by. If he can't swim on his own, you don't want him plundering your stearage.
I enjoy these nautical analogies of yours.

[Nuzzolese]

I'm not being catty I'm the voice of reason. I'm the fairy badmotherfuckergodmotherfucker... thing. I mean, the dude wore a turtleneck to a party.

[na§tee]

man, i just ate a whole tube of pringles "light aromas greek style cheese with a touch of avocado oil - 33% less fat!" hold up, does that mean i can have another third of a tube? barf!

[cosmo105]

I'm not being catty I'm the voice of reason. I'm the fairy badmotherfuckergodmotherfucker... thing. I mean, the dude wore a turtleneck to a party.
you know who you're sounding like.

[Ace42X]

I'm not being catty

Then why did you edit out your edit?

[Nuzzolese]

well, I do want attention...hence the caps title. but I get sick of being accused of talking about "all my friends" all the time, because I just happen to have a lot of them and they're a part of my life. I didn't set it up that way. I've spent most of my life without friends.

and I made this thread because I am confused and frustrated and it's good to hear other people giving different opinions because my friends are just supportive of me.

so, nuzz, why is it that you read these and contribute? you seem to get satisfaction out of making me feel bad about myself. what does that say about you?

I'm late for work.

I'm not accusing you of talking about your friends too much, I'm saying since you do have a lot of friends, that sounds like the kind of situation where you could get a lot of advice from people who know you better than we do. Now, you say you are interested in our different opinions, so that's nice to hear. I read these and contribute because I can't help myself. I don't want to make you feel bad about yourself, I want you to feel bad about doing stupid things because I think you're better than that and you know you are and you just need to own up to it and I don't know what it says about me that I take an interest in your affairs, maybe because I slightly identify with you, because I, too am often late for work.

[Nuzzolese]

Then why did you edit out your edit?

What are you talking about?

[Nuzzolese]

you know who you're sounding like.

Dr. Phil?

[cosmo105]

"i'm just telling it like it is"

come on.

[Nuzzolese]

nuzz always beats everyone to the punch and says all the necessary things with extreme poignancy....

share the wealth, nuzz.

dammit.

Thanks! Do you mean sleep around?

[Nuzzolese]

"i'm just telling it like it is"

come on.

YOU come on! I mean, seriously Eilene, come on. Do you agree with what I'm saying, though? I need a girl to give me an AMEN.

[Nuzzolese]

TURTLE


NECK

[fucktopgirl]

turtle neck=constipation

[cosmo105]

you mean eileen?

i mean you're sounding like qdrop and it's scaring me.

i agree with some of what you're saying but i think you could be a lot more tactful about it. sarky's a smart girl...but i guess she's being kind of dumb about this and needs to have her eyes opened up. i don't know, i haven't eaten anything all day and i need to go places :(

[hpdrifter]

I don't think you're confused. I mean, what is there to be confused about? If he liked you and he was unhappy with his girlfriend he'd leave her and ask you out.

It sounds to me like you just want to talk and think about this guy and so you're adding a bunch of stuff about the situation that isn't there.

Its not confusing. Really. And the only thing that's frustrating is your conscious refusal to admit that just because you like him, you are not entitled to him.

[Nuzzolese]

you mean eileen?

i mean you're sounding like qdrop and it's scaring me.

i agree with some of what you're saying but i think you could be a lot more tactful about it. sarky's a smart girl...but i guess she's being kind of dumb about this and needs to have her eyes opened up. i don't know, i haven't eaten anything all day and i need to go places :(


Yes, her.
I am not tactful because I am frustrated and annoyed. I've eaten a lot and I'm not going anywhere. Maybe this is why we're at odds.

[Ace42X]

I've eaten a lot and I'm not going anywhere.

Sounds like someone needs a spunky enema.

[cosmo105]

maybe i should eat a lot and then we'd see more eilene to eileen.

that was awful.

[Nuzzolese]

Sounds like someone needs a spunky enema.

Are you propositioning me?

[Nuzzolese]

maybe i should eat a lot and then we'd see more eilene to eileen.

that was awful.

That was great! It was so Echewta.

[cosmo105]

i did get drunk and bowl with him this weekend, so maybe that's why. i've still got lame on me.

[hpdrifter]

I bowled the best game of my life this weekend.

156.

Not pro but lightyears better than my usual 115.

[Ace42X]

Are you propositioning me?

Depends, what's your sign?

[cosmo105]

oddly enough, the more i drank, the more strikes i threw. it must me some kind of drunken master thing. but i don't think i even broke 80, so i guess i'd leave the "master" part out.

[Nuzzolese]

Cosmo, you are the bigger woman, compared to me. You're much more polite and considerate and less bratty.

[na§tee]

oooohhhh.
i thought you meant a different bowl. :eek:
i getcha.

[cosmo105]

you saying i'm fat?

[Qdrop]

i mean you're sounding like qdrop and it's scaring me.


it's a natural progression.
leave her alone.


DON'T FIGHT IT, NUZZ!

[Nuzzolese]

it's a natural progression.


It might be an adoption of characteristics by osmosis. Qdrop, the idiology, the idiom, is in the air. It's a cultural thread like accents and mannerisms, you pick it up subconsciously.

[Ace42X]

Meme

[Nuzzolese]

you saying i'm fat?

The Voluptuous Vegan! That's what you could name your first health book.

[Nuzzolese]

Meme

I wasn't sure if that was the right word or not.

[beastiegirrl101]

Sarky when someone wants you, whoever that is...they make an effort. Doesn't look like he's doing that.

[Ace42X]

Sarky when someone wants you, whoever that is...they make an effort.

You don't understand guys very well, do you?

[beastiegirrl101]

You don't understand guys very well, do you?

alright you obviously have something to say, so go on.

PS
you've never heard me ask for man advice on here...ever.

[Bob]

Sarky when someone wants you, whoever that is...they make an effort. Doesn't look like he's doing that.

i don't do that

not that i want sarky specifically i just mean that in general, when i want someone, i don't make an effort because i'm a vagina

maybe he's a vagina, sarky

[SobaViolence]

Sarky when someone wants you, whoever that is...they make an effort. Doesn't look like he's doing that.

what Ace said.

[Ace42X]

alright you obviously have something to say, so go on.


I have had numerous girls say to me "Oh, I didn't know you felt like that."

From one chick who told me "oh, I would've liked you to kiss me, back then..." referring to a time several months past.

To my former housemate, who didn't realise I liked her until it was too late to do anything about it.

With plenty of exceptions in between.

Guys will keep their feelings to themselves for a number of reasons, such as insecurity, fear of rejection, modesty, pragamatism, shyness, social pressures, etc etc etc.

Chances are, the only reason you think guys "will make their feelings known" is because the only guys you've ever been attracted to have had boundless confidence (the most attractive feature to women) and would thus have no problem with approaching you.

[cosmo105]

The Voluptuous Vegan! That's what you could name your first health book.
voluptuous?! :( i'm like sarah silverman. "i don't care if you think i'm funny, i just want you to think i'm skinny."

[Nuzzolese]

She was probably joking, Cosmo. She's a comedienne. That was a comediorism. I bet she really does want us to think she's funny! She doesn't fool me!

But he has admitted to his feelings, why would you admit to someone your true feelings about them, and not do anything about it?

[cosmo105]

i know she was kidding. god, you people.

[Nuzzolese]

i know she was kidding. god, you people.

I know you know she was kidding. god, YOU people!

[Bob]

and i can't tell when anyone's kidding! oh, me!

[cosmo105]

oh bob, why'd you change your avatar? don't abandon me like this.

[bigblu89]

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF POST 1 OF A SARKY THREAD:

I'm in love with (Insert Guy's fake name here), he plays (insert instrument) in this local band (insert bad name) Cort and I go see every so often, but he's in love with (insert fake female name).

I know he likes me, but what can I do?

POST... Wash... Rinse... Repeat...

[Echewta]

I had the bubbly giggle girl tell me she liked how i bowled. What did you think of that cosmo? I didn't know how to handle myself.

[Planetary]

just go for it. sheish kebabs.......

[cosmo105]

I had the bubbly giggle girl tell me she liked how i bowled. What did you think of that cosmo? I didn't know how to handle myself.
bubbly giggle girl? huh?

[Echewta]

You dont remember the girl and two dudes next to us? And the giggle girl telling me she liked how i bowled and did that hop and spin thing?

Dang lightweight!

[stylish & cozy]

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF POST 1 OF A SARKY THREAD:

I'm in love with (Insert Guy's fake name here), he plays (insert instrument) in this local band (insert bad name) Cort and I go see every so often, but he's in love with (insert fake female name).

I know he likes me, but what can I do?

POST... Wash... Rinse... Repeat...

yeah, the only thing missing is the photo spread..

[Sarky Devotchka]

1. I didn't actually ask for advice about this. I just felt like talking about it.

2. it wasn't a party, it was a record release show where 3 of my friends' bands played. and it was exciting because they just had an article written about them in the chicago tribune. I didn't go there to see him, I knew the drummer and the bass player in his band before I even met him, and I know all the members of the other bands. but I didn't really explain all that because I didn't want to be accused of showing off...because somehow the fact that the majority of my friends are in the music business or in decent bands that are critically acclaimed paints me out to be some sort of scenester/hipster/jerk. when the fact is, everyone's just really nice and likes to have fun and ended up in the same pool. we all realize that we're lucky.

3. I know it makes sense that if he really liked me, he'd just up and break up with his girlfriend and start dating me. but life really isn't that simple. if it is for you, then good work. I'd think that it'd be pretty tough to make such a change if the only thing you had to go on was a wasted conversation on new years. he's probably unsure of how I feel about him.

4. yeah, I guess I'm not confused, just frustrated. I would like things to go my way for once in my life.

5. so now I'm getting shit for posting pictures? fuck you. and bigblu, not everyone is as lucky as you I guess.

[DandyFop]

and I made this thread because I am confused and frustrated and it's good to hear other people giving different opinions because my friends are just supportive of me.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I don't know what that means. unless it's in reference to me saying I wasn't asking for advice. I mean, yeah, I knew that it would be offered, though I didn't really ask for it. opinions are not necessarily advice.

[Jmoney77]

:p

[DipDipDive]

Everyone jumping all over sarky is making my vagina feel a bit gritty. Venting on this message board about actual events that are affecting our lives is okay, just like venting on this message board about philisophical, existential, spiritual, Sylvia Plath fueled nonsense running through our brains is okay. There's nothing abnormal about being a young adult who questions life, it just so happens that some of us question what's going on in our own brains more often, while others tend to question what's going on in the brains of others. Sarky is probably intrigued by this situation because she falls into the latter category.

Having said that and being a person who falls into the former, I'd say avoid this dude. He could prove to have nothing but good intentions, but it's not about him and more about the fact that he's interesting to you because you can't have him.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Having said that and being a person who falls into the former, I'd say avoid this dude. He could prove to have nothing but good intentions, but it's not about him and more about the fact that he's interesting to you because you can't have him.

I've been semi-subconsciously sabotaging myself from birth. surely. certainly it's possible that he's more attractive because I can't have him, but I'm not quite sure that's the whole of it since I decided I liked him a lot before I even knew he had a girlfriend.

[DipDipDive]

I've been semi-subconsciously sabotaging myself from birth.

Me too. It's cute and it drives the dudes bonkers in the pants.

[SobaViolence]

i think your problem is you care way too much. just relax and let it be. you can't control everything. you have to let things happen.

/Buddha

[jennyb]

he was wearing a turtleneck, heh.

My current fiancee' kinda had a girlfriend when we started dating. :o

[paulb]

but 12 years is a big gap.


i refuse to believe that.

[bigblu89]

5. so now I'm getting shit for posting pictures? fuck you. and bigblu, not everyone is as lucky as you I guess.

Luck had nothing to do with it. This was all skill.

All I was saying is that every so often, you can start up a thread that doesn't sound like the plot to an 80's teen angst movie.

I'm just waiting for the thread about how you dressed like a dude to get your article published in the paper, and you ended up falling for the nerdy guy that likes James Brown.

[Qdrop]

Luck had nothing to do with it. This was all skill.

All I was saying is that every so often, you can start up a thread that doesn't sound like the plot to an 80's teen angst movie.

I'm just waiting for the thread about how you dressed like a dude to get your article published in the paper, and you ended up falling for the nerdy guy that likes James Brown.

HAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAAHAAHH!

SHREDDED!

[Sarky Devotchka]

hardly a shredding. I love that movie. WAY TO GO TRYING TO INSULT ME BY MENTIONING A MOVIE THAT MAKES ME SMILE!

I make other threads, you just like to read the ones about boys.

[ASsman]

I can taste the estrogen. Taste like napalm in the morning.

[hpdrifter]

I make other threads, you just like to read the ones about boys.

That was pretty funny.

[bigblu89]

hardly a shredding. I love that movie. WAY TO GO TRYING TO INSULT ME BY MENTIONING A MOVIE THAT MAKES ME SMILE!

I make other threads, you just like to read the ones about boys.

I don't insult people. I make halfway witty jokes at other's expense.

There's a difference.

Maybe you should start making threads about MEN that you meet instead of BOYS, and your love life wouldn't be in shambles.

[na§tee]

man people are totally jumping on the slagging off awesome people bandwagon. i'm awesome too, btw. yah.
i think you should all come round to mine and drink some strongbow super, it'll be great. honest. you can have some chilli and coriander tortilla and salad, too!
:cool:

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm not going to argue with you. you might as well live on another planet. I don't even mean that in a bad way.

you: married w/child, steady job, suburban homeowner, football fan, republican.

me: single, urban renter, hedonist elitist substance abuser, starving artist, democrat.

the thing is, I know your world, but you don't know mine. so just keep your comments to yourself. thanks.

[Sarky Devotchka]

man people are totally jumping on the slagging off awesome people bandwagon. i'm awesome too, btw. yah.
i think you should all come round to mine and drink some strongbow super, it'll be great. honest. you can have some chilli and coriander tortilla and salad, too!
:cool:

hullo you come to chicago and I make you a star! a star I tell thee! I have t.v./film production connections here, I'm pretty sure I could get you in touch with people who will get you in touch with people who will hire you to run and get coffee or carry equipment. sexy!

[iceygirl]

being the other woman isnt so bad if all you want is fun sex with no attatchments and the other woman involved is just a stupid girlfriend that you dont know or care about.

good times.

[bigblu89]

I'm not going to argue with you. you might as well live on another planet. I don't even mean that in a bad way.

you: married w/child, steady job, suburban homeowner, football fan, republican.

me: single, urban renter, hedonist elitist substance abuser, starving artist, democrat.

the thing is, I know your world, but you don't know mine. so just keep your comments to yourself. thanks.

I know you don't, but don't take anything I say in an offensive way.

I'm Democrat as well. I'm not sure if Puerto Ricans born in Brooklyn are allowed to be Republicans. And it's not like I was born married with a deed to a house in my hand. I did the single free living renter thing for a while as well.

I guess I just "grew up" (not in the maturity way, but the proverbial "becomming an adult" way) quicker than yourself.

In a round about way, we all go through the same shit, you just happen to be going through it about 8 years later than I did.

And hipster starving artist or not, teenage angst is teenage angst.

Now, you Rick Morhouse and Greg Tolan go enjoy the Prom by the beach ;) (y)

[na§tee]

hullo you come to chicago and I make you a star! a star I tell thee! I have t.v./film production connections here, I'm pretty sure I could get you in touch with people who will get you in touch with people who will hire you to run and get coffee or carry equipment. sexy!
i like totally wrote an awesome reply but it got lost in internet atmosphere.
dude that would be so awesome. a STAARRRRR!!
i'm telling you, anything is better than working for a bitch with a face like a slapped arse writing about what is on some building's walls, ceiling and floors. if i ever have to write "concrete" or "carpet" or "asbestos" every again i will die instantly. freelancing sucks. coffee and equipment would be a welcome escape.
if i ever come to chicago, you and i and any of your friends are going to get drunk and go dancing. you will dedicate annie lennox's walking on broken glass to me because i am, em, scottish.. and i shall shake this scottish bootay and then some.
everyone will be really impressed and want to hump my leg and hear this sexxxy accent.
okay, so maybe not the last part but the rest of it; definitately. it's already happening virtually in my head.

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh, for some reason I thought you said you were a republican. sorry!

really, I don't think I'm being that angsty though. it's coming off dumber than it is. or maybe it isn't. my neighborhood is pretty much like high school. I suppose I'm frustrated because guys these days don't even ask girls out on dates. the girls are the aggressors here. and then they usually end up being pegged as "crazy" after they date the whole scene. I just want a MAN that likes the same kinds of things that I do, but will leave all the scene drama behind.

in my real life, I'm like the least dramatic person I know. I just want people to be friends and love eachother. hmph.

[Echewta]

Sarky, I would totally cut my sandwich in half and share with you.

[Sarky Devotchka]

if i ever come to chicago, you and i and any of your friends are going to get drunk and go dancing. you will dedicate annie lennox's walking on broken glass to me because i am, em, scottish.. and i shall shake this scottish bootay and then some.
everyone will be really impressed and want to hump my leg and hear this sexxxy accent.
okay, so maybe not the last part but the rest of it; definitately. it's already happening virtually in my head.

that's exactly what will happen!

[Sarky Devotchka]

Sarky, I would totally cut my sandwich in half and share with you.

no onions please!

[bigblu89]

oK Fair enough.

Now that we're back in each other's good graces, all of our future conversations should revolve around scenes from Just one of the Guys.

[na§tee]

Sarky, I would totally cut my sandwich in half and share with you.
whore.
i've already done that isht (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/IMG_0420.jpg)...
:cool:

[Echewta]

what hasn't been done on the board?

:(

Never mind Sarky. Umm, here is a fry.

[DipDipDive]

oK Fair enough.

Now that we're back in each other's good graces, all of our future conversations should revolve around scenes from Just one of the Guys.

ALL BALLS ITCH. IT'S A FACT.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I like it when she shows her boobs at the dance.

[marsdaddy]

If it hasn't already been said, I just like to say Nathan is a weiner.