could you handle the pressure of being a car bomb driver?

[TurdBerglar]

think about that shit. that's a lot of pressure. what if it goes off before you intended it. what if you ran out of gas. that would be real fuckn' embarrassing. what if you got pulled over for a burnt out tail light? would you just detonate yourself there or would you take the ticket and go on to yout destination. what if you hit an old lady? would you help her or just say fuck it? that's a lot of shit you got to think about. to stressful for me i think.

[kleptomaniac]

i thought you were asleep. did the car bomb wake you up?

[ericlee]

i wonder if they have the 401k plan or if they have medical and dental benefits

[Bob]

well, let's hope i don't have to find out

[TurdBerglar]

c'mon bob. finally something exciteing

[ericlee]

It's happened that they've detonated the bombs but it wasn't a powerful explosion. Only powerful enough for them to get sent to the hospital and then to jail.

[Bob]

i saw one case where the bomb didn't go off, and the car just slammed into the back of the tank (the guy was trying to kill a tank, an abrams if you're interested, i should've mentioned that earlier but i'm not going back to fix it and i don't care if my parentheses sentence is longer than the sentence it's interrupting because i'm cool like that), trapping the driver inside. so the bomb squad sent in one of those bomb detonating robots to mock the guy before blowing up the car. i think they made a video of it actually, and put some crazy rock music over it. that's a little overboard, i think.

edit: the rock music and the video, not the robot mockery

[TurdBerglar]

now that's some hilarity