so, like people talk shit about eachother on here a lot.

[Sarky Devotchka]

it's pretty funny. I blame American Idol.

oh, that simon!

[Bob]

nobody talks shit about me

[Sarky Devotchka]

that's because you are the golden child.

[Echewta]

stfu bob. haha, i spelled your name backward fool!

[King PSYZ]

crazy insane...


GROVE STREET 4 LIFE

[Bob]

stfu bob. haha, i spelled your name backward fool!

oh fuck you echewTARD

you are about 5 seconds away from being put on blast, do you hear me

[jabumbo]

nobody talks shit about me


not true


i call you a cock on a regular basis

[DandyFop]

I just talk about how sexy everyone is.

Some people here are pretty sexy.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I talk about how you all smell bad. like earthworms. DON'T DENY IT!

you're all on blast.

[DandyFop]

I think Sarky's pretty sexy.

[Documad]

It's funny how the board is like "real" life.

Actually, I'm much worse in real life -- because there's no edit button.

[DipDipDive]

I think Sarky's pretty sexy.

Me too. She intimidates me. :(

This board is pathetic.

Edit: Not the board so much as the people. So you're right, Doc. It IS just like real life.

[Echewta]

I still haven't finished that game Psy.

I mean, I hope Sonic gets your order wrong next time biznatch!

Bob, I'd just flex my bicept and it would knock you out. If that didn't work, I'd get a shovel.

[DandyFop]

I really like the face she has in pictures. I don't know how to describe it. But it's a good face.

We should organize some kind of "live in the BBMB member's shoes for a day". Who would you pick?

[DipDipDive]

We should organize some kind of "live in the BBMB member's shoes for a day". Who would you pick?

Bob

[Bob]

Bob

honestly, you'd be disappointed.

i did, however, just buy new shoes the other day. my other shoes were about a year old and they stunk. my new ones though, they're too tight. they're ok when i'm walking, but they kinda squish my feet when i'm sitting still. so like i said, you wouldn't like the experience of being in my shoes, because they're uncomfortable for one, and also because buying them has been the most exciting thing i've done in the past month or so.

unless you were making fun of me in which case you are so on blast

[DipDipDive]

honestly, you'd be disappointed.

i did, however, just buy new shoes the other day. my other shoes were about a year old and they stunk. my new ones though, they're too tight. they're ok when i'm walking, but they kinda squish my feet when i'm sitting still. so like i said, you wouldn't like the experience of being in my shoes, because they're uncomfortable for one, and also because buying them has been the most exciting thing i've done in the past month or so.

unless you were making fun of me in which case you are so on blast

I get excited about toast. :(

[Bob]

oh man, toast. have you ever put honey on it? because i've always had butter and jam, and one day i decided that honey would probably work in place of jam, and you know what, it does.

[DipDipDive]

I'm a straight up butter kinda gal. Put me on blast if you must.

Straight up butter is gonna be my rap name, by the way, but I'm actually gonna pronounce it as it's spelled and drive a ford taurus and spend my nights doing crossword puzzles in hopes of starting a whole new trend in hip hop.

[King PSYZ]

I still haven't finished that game Psy.

I mean, I hope Sonic gets your order wrong next time biznatch!

Bob, I'd just flex my bicept and it would knock you out. If that didn't work, I'd get a shovel.
I havn't either as right before I did my Girlfriend's kid accidently erased my memory card, so had to start over...


I mean... SO YOU'RE WHY THEY KEEP FUCKIN WITH ME WHEN I TAKE MY GIRL TO SONIC...YOU'RE SO ON BLAST...A SONIC BLAST.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm a straight up butter kinda gal. Put me on blast if you must.

Straight up butter is gonna be my rap name, by the way, but I'm actually gonna pronounce it as it's spelled and drive a ford taurus and spend my nights doing crossword puzzles in hopes of starting a whole new trend in hip hop.

you could have a spread in Buttered Buns magazine. get it? spread!

[DipDipDive]

you could have a spread in Buttered Buns magazine. get it? spread!

Holy shit, does such a publication really exist?! :eek:

[Documad]

I really like the face she has in pictures. I don't know how to describe it. But it's a good face.

We should organize some kind of "live in the BBMB member's shoes for a day". Who would you pick?
It's an old movie star face. Like a classic actress whose name kind of slips my mind. I mean that in the best possible way. Her hair contributes to the old movie star quality. And I mean a really talented classic actress, not just a "movie star."

I don't want to live in someone's shoes, but I am seriously dying to follow Cosmo around for a day and watch what she eats. Plus the weather would be better.

[DandyFop]

I don't want to live in someone's shoes, but I am seriously dying to follow Cosmo around for a day and watch what she eats. Plus the weather would be better.

I am planning on doing this at some point.

Only in secret.

And then I'll call her from a pay phone and be like "How's that tofu treating you" in a creepy deep voice mingled with a hint of british.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Holy shit, does such a publication really exist?! :eek:

I just tried to search for it, but I couldn't find anything. I did see it in person in the mid 80's in the bottom of my best friend's dad's dresser in a "porn drawer".

[DipDipDive]

I just tried to search for it, but I couldn't find anything. I did see it in person in the mid 80's in the bottom of my best friend's dad's dresser in a "porn drawer".

Oh, so it's a smut rag? I was kinda hoping it was a magazine about literal buttered buns. :(

[Sarky Devotchka]

the magazine about buttered buns the food is called, "buns'o'butter"

I always thought I sort of resembled Bronson Pinchot.

[Documad]

I always thought I sort of resembled Bronson Pinchot.
No, you're a dish.

I mean that in a heterosexual same sex friend kind of way.

[DipDipDive]

I'd like to rummage through Sarky's jewelry box.

And I mean that in a heterosexual, same sex friends kind of way, too.

[Bionic]

if people stopped talking shit about eachother on here it would be a lot more boring for the rest of us. please continue to talk plentiful amounts of feces to + about one another. thank you.

[Ace42X]

It's because most of the posters here vary between irredeemable dullards and self-important fuckheads.

[Rancid_Beasties]

It's funny how the board is like "real" life.

Actually, I'm much worse in real life -- because there's no edit button.
No you're just as awesome in real life.

Pres and Zorra can attest.

Me too. She intimidates me. :(

This board is pathetic.

Edit: Not the board so much as the people. So you're right, Doc. It IS just like real life.

No, here there is a delete key and an edit button which would be very useful in real life ;)

p.s I think the general consensus is that you too are hot, so you have no need to be intimidated.

This is not sucking up by the way, its called being nice. Many of you confuse the two terms and herein lies the problem.

[enree erzweglle]

This board is pathetic.

Edit: Not the board so much as the people. So you're right, Doc. It IS just like real life.It's similar to the real life that I remember in grade school, where mean kids are mean and they find excuses to justify what they do. They rationalize their actions, support each other in that, and gain strength from it and then do it all over again.

In my real life, there are caddy, insecure, power-hungry people and there are posers, just like there are here. In real life, though, it's maybe easier to detect/id them and then avoid them.

I'm more open to forming online friendships than most of my friends though I'm much more cautious about it than I think a lot of people here are. My face-to-face friends are all about privacy and trust--those are tough to gauge online. Trust isn't an easy thing regardless and the more you abstract away a friendship, the harder it is to apply the filters that you use in real life to measure the realness & value of a thing.

[CrankItUp!]

I myself must confess that I look like a black Vanna White coz if you've got the butter - then you might as well spread it right?? :D

[Qdrop]

I just talk about how sexy everyone is.

Some people here are pretty sexy.

thank you, thank you.

[Qdrop]

I haven't noticed.

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER!