remember when...

[monkey]

poeple used to post about stuff like sex and how much fun it is to do it all the time?

[bigblu89]

To do what, Have sex? Or post about it?

[monkey]

both. duh!

how's it going, new daddy?

[bigblu89]

Not that I posted about it all that much before, but being a new daddy is definitely the reason why I'm not posting about sex.

[P of R]

Pauli, no one makes sex-threads like you.

[P of R]

I'm too new to know about that...what's sex?

It's when you put your pee-pee in someones bunghole.

[P of R]

Ohhhhhh. Just anybody, or should I wait for someone special?

Whatever tickles.

[monkey]

Pauli, no one makes sex-threads like you.

you mean boring ones?

[P of R]

you mean boring ones?


Best ones.

[tracky]

I think I came in at the end of the board. Or maybe I was the end of the board :eek:

Whatever, I just feel like bumping anything but those threads :rolleyes:

[monkey]

blahhhh. talking about sex is more fun than talking about anything else, except maybe candy. (!)

[P of R]

What about candy-sex? (!)

[monkey]

ooo.. when candy mates. talk dirty to me!

[P of R]

......I think I need to shower.

[bigblu89]

Are you guys talking about those gummi penises that all the girls at bachelorette parties think are oh-so funny?

[P of R]

I've heard gummy-bears like it rough.

[monkey]

Are you guys talking about those gummi penises that all the girls at bachelorette parties think are oh-so funny?

no. we're talking about when two candy bars go at it, all rough. it's pure sugar hottness.

[P of R]

no. we're talking about when two candy bars go at it, all rough. it's pure sugar hottness.


How does that work exactly?

[monkey]

easy, like your mom (http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/4121/CandyStory.jpg)

[P of R]

easy, like your mom (http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/4121/CandyStory.jpg)


Haha! (y)

[kll]

i tried by mentioning that masturbating is underrated, but no one took the bait...

[monkey]

you're right, kll. it is highly underrated right now. i bet if everyone masturbated right now (or had genital-to-genital contact with another person), the board would chill the fuck out.

[kll]

*touching myself right now*


















uh, not really. not yet anyway.

[fucktopgirl]

let's touch each others!

[DipDipDive]

I'll be doing lots of sex this weekend. :cool:

[monkey]

bump.

sometimes, candy and sex should be on page one.

[P of R]

So.....my question is: Has any girl on this board ever inserted a candy bar into their vagina?

[ms.peachy]

So.....my question is: Has any girl on this board ever inserted a candy bar into their vagina?
Christ, they'd be stupid if they did. Talk about an engraved invitation to a yeast infection.

[P of R]

You learn something everyday.