you know what movie i've never seen on television?

[Bob]

the big lebowski. i'm watching it on dvd now and i'm just going to wander into this thread now and then and quote whatever scene i'm watching.

also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature

[Sarky Devotchka]

your dudeness.

[abcdefz]

....can you imagine the bleeping or bad dubbing that would have to go into that?

I think that one beats out Scarface for most f-bombs per minute. It's so cheerfully done, though, that it's not offensive.

[bigblu89]

It was on spike tv once latenight on a friday, it was very badly dubbed.

[Bob]

you are entering a world of pain

i guess you're right about the swearing, i never really noticed.

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A hoot ABOUT THE RULES?!

it is pretty tastefully done, as gratuitious swearing goes.

[paulb]

i could see that movie being played on TBS... it would def be highly cut though.

[Bob]

comedy central has this thing where they play movies uncut on like 1 am on a saturday. they had the southpark movie the other week, completely uncut. i hope to see the big lebowski there some day.

i've still never had a white russian, but someday i hope to.

[Bob]

8 year olds, dude

[Bob]

i am the walrus

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE

[abcdefz]

calmer'n you are

[Bob]

they posted the schedule for next week.

donnie, shut the f...when are we playing?





SHOMER SHABBOS

[abcdefz]

...so he's cool racially, then.

[Bionic]

i could see that movie being played on TBS... it would def be highly cut though.

ive seen it on tbs

[Bob]

vagina.


they posted the schedule for next week.

donnie, shut the f...when are we playing?






this really is my favorite line in the movie i think. i just love how donnie is so annoying that walter's first instinct is to tell him to shut up before he even thinks about what he's saying. i totally know people like that. donnie, i mean. i'm the walter in those situations.

["The Dude"]

Is someone calling my name?

I hate the fucking Eagles man

[abcdefz]

"Are you employed, sir?"


(long pause)



"Employed...?"

[Bob]

you're killing your father larry

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, LARRY!

[Bob]

mr. treehorn treats objects like women, man

[abcdefz]

I'm just gonna go find an ATM.

[GetYourWarOn]

obviously you're not a golfer.

["The Dude"]

VAGINA

[abcdefz]

Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.

[TAL]

Censoring movies for tv, not in my country.

[Bob]

ve don't care, ve still vant ze mmmmoney lebosski, or ve fuck you up!

she thought we'd be getting million dollars! is not fair!

FAIR?! who's the fucking nihilist here you fucking crybabies?!

[na§tee]

uhhh.. i've never even seen the big lebowski.
i know this is a horrible sin, being a film graduate and all.
it just become so much of a big deal i hadn't seen it that i avoided it all together.
all i know is that i liked white russians before this film came out :cool:

[Bob]

uhhh.. i've never even seen the big lebowski.
i know this is a horrible sin, being a film graduate and all.
it just become so much of a big deal i hadn't seen it that i avoided it all together.
all i know is that i liked white russians before this film came out :cool:

don't feel too bad, i've never even seen citizen kane or the goonies

[Bob]

come on, dude...hey fuck it man.......let's go bowling

john goodman is really awesome in this

[Bob]

sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes...well, sometimes the bar eats you


the dude abides

[abcdefz]

...you mean "coitus"?

[The Notorious LOL]

Edited for TV Lebowski says:


see what happens larry, see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps