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cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:15 PM
*Places flag of cookiepuss firmly in keyboard* Attention residents of the BBMB, I hereby claim this message board for myself. Any one who who opposes my authority shall be taken in to custody by my royal guards and sold into slavery. Now, there are too many residents here and I need more room for my minions, so some of you will be recieving some lovely parting gifts in the form of these lovely warm blankets that were donated by the 5th wing of the Bird Flu infestation ward. (y)

thank you for your compliance and have a nice day....

Sincerely,

Conquistador cookiepuss
Goldust
02-23-2006, 04:16 PM
Goldust will be your slave.....
paulb
02-23-2006, 04:17 PM
Can Goldust give Qdrop sodomy?
DroppinScience
02-23-2006, 04:19 PM
As long as I have some visits from cookiepuss (wearing a corset, preferably), I'm down with the cookiepuss conquest!
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:21 PM
As long as I have some visits from cookiepuss (wearing a corset, preferably), I'm down with the cookiepuss conquest!

thank you kind sir. I would like to extend you an offer to join my royal guard.
jackrock
02-23-2006, 04:21 PM
sweet... er what's the flag look like?
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:22 PM
Can Goldust give Qdrop sodomy?

giving Sodomy is reserved for royalty. receiving sodomy is allowed for anyone.
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:23 PM
sweet... er what's the flag look like?
err.. quite similar to a vagina giving birth to a chocolate chip cookie.
jackrock
02-23-2006, 04:24 PM
odd, and whats that represent?
DroppinScience
02-23-2006, 04:25 PM
thank you kind sir. I would like to extend you an offer to join my royal guard.

I will thwart ALL assassination attempts. (y)

No need to pay me or anything. I'll accept those visits with you in a corset as payment...
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:27 PM
odd, and whats that represent?
pssshhhh. pussy + cookie = cookiepuss. duh. Ok here's your blanket, move along.
jackrock
02-23-2006, 04:29 PM
oh right i didn't notice that heh.
ToucanSpam
02-23-2006, 04:30 PM
I'm cool with this, however I bow to no one.
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:33 PM
I'm cool with this, however I bow to no one.

the country of cookiepuss bows to no one! we do have a secret handshake though.
ToucanSpam
02-23-2006, 04:34 PM
You keep your handshake, our alliance is shakey at best. :mad:
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:36 PM
You keep your handshake, our alliance is shakey at best. :mad:

yes I realize this transition will be difficult for some of you, but in time you will come to appriciate my evil ways.
jackrock
02-23-2006, 04:38 PM
what are the lyrics to the anthem?
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:49 PM
dude what kind of country do you think we are? we don't sing gay-ass anthems.
jackrock
02-23-2006, 04:51 PM
fine :mad:
ToucanSpam
02-23-2006, 04:54 PM
It's a country with a vagina and a cookie on the flag, I'd assume a song by N*Sync would be the national anthem.
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 04:58 PM
NO ANTHEM!
jackrock
02-23-2006, 04:59 PM
how bout a song that states who we are and what were all about?
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 05:01 PM
no. if this province has a poet laurete he/she may compose a NATIONAL DRINKING SONG, but not an anthem.
Chicka B
02-23-2006, 05:03 PM
What about a pledge?
jackrock
02-23-2006, 05:04 PM
cool

soo, i guess you can order me around for a while i guess, got nun better to do
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 05:08 PM
What about a pledge?

See this is the problem with democracy, you need all these anthems and pledges and crap to make people feel like they are making a choice and giving thier alligence to thier country.

this is simple. I rule, you do what I say. I care not if you feel all warm and fuzzy toward the nation of cookiepuss.
Chicka B
02-23-2006, 05:15 PM
^Dude, wipe off your mouth. You got pussy crumbs all over you!

See this is the problem with democracy, you need all these anthems and pledges and crap to make people feel like they are making a choice and giving thier alligence to thier country.

this is simple. I rule, you do what I say. I care not if you feel all warm and fuzzy toward the nation of cookiepuss.

Ew, when you said "warm and fuzzy" then "cookiepuss" it sounded funny, was that what you were intending? That's true though. So who will be recieving the parting gifts? :D
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 05:30 PM
So who will be recieving the parting gifts? :D

well I chose this as my moment to conquer the board because there is currently so much strife about lately. I plan to wait and let the locals kill eachother off, then I shall assess the casualties and send in the royal guard to dispose of any left over rif-raff.
paul jones
02-23-2006, 05:37 PM
I just saw a pig tailed singing woman,a small dog,tin man,a scarecrow and a lion skipping up to the entrance

shall i let them in?
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 05:50 PM
So far I like the sound of this.

why did you edit your post loser! you were so on point! another stunt like that and I'm sending you a blanket for sure. :p
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 05:51 PM
I just saw a pig tailed singing woman,a small dog,tin man,a scarecrow and a lion skipping up to the entrance

shall i let them in?

you're royalty Paul, do as you like. ;)
jabumbo
02-23-2006, 05:52 PM
i invented that handshake, you know
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 05:52 PM
i invented that handshake, you know

of course that's why you are Captain of the royal guard. Good work! ;)
paul jones
02-23-2006, 05:55 PM
you're royalty Paul, do as you like. ;)


ok, free potatoes for everyone for a year and no taxes for 3 years
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 06:04 PM
ok, free potatoes for everyone for a year and no taxes for 3 years

right except for the annual "no tax" tax.
jackrock
02-23-2006, 06:06 PM
well somebody had better order me around!
paul jones
02-23-2006, 06:10 PM
well somebody had better order me around!


put the chairs out on the lawn for the line dance competition
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 06:11 PM
Jackrock---bring me the heart of a golden dragon! NOW!




that should keep you busy for a while.
jackrock
02-23-2006, 06:11 PM
the good chairs?
or the fancy ones?
paul jones
02-23-2006, 06:13 PM
the good chairs?
or the fancy ones?


the ones with the red cushioned seats that Echewta made
Jmoney77
02-23-2006, 06:14 PM
THis is it
jackrock
02-23-2006, 06:14 PM
chairs done

and miss... here (http://www.yellow.co.nz/sites/6638/images/golden_heart.jpg) is your golden heart
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 06:25 PM
I also need you to clean and polish all of my shoes. there are about 1000 pairs, so that's 2 thousand shoes. you have one hour.
jackrock
02-23-2006, 06:30 PM
i took the liberty to hang them (http://www.lisawhiteman.com/pictures/weblog/shoetree.jpg) for you

oh and here's th rest... you had the skechers right ? (http://www.sacsdistributors.com/wholesale/products/shoes/shoes8.jpg)

adn im done! (http://www.fidella.com/fidgermany/fpicsger/amst061shoes.jpg)

oh and... yawn!
like2_drink
02-23-2006, 06:53 PM
has cosmo early-napoleon-years'd this thread yet?
Bob
02-23-2006, 07:51 PM
cookiepuss is offline! power vacuum! now the thread is mine
jackrock
02-23-2006, 07:52 PM
do we have to bow?
Bob
02-23-2006, 07:57 PM
no, you just have to pay a tax now and then
cookiepuss
02-23-2006, 07:57 PM
cookiepuss is offline! power vacuum! now the thread is mine

guards! Seize Him!

now I shall have you beaten with a tack hammer!
Bob
02-23-2006, 07:59 PM
nope, they're my guards now
jackrock
02-23-2006, 08:00 PM
oh gosh...

bob... do you give dental?
Bob
02-23-2006, 08:03 PM
pervert

cookiepuss you can have your sicko guards back
jackrock
02-23-2006, 08:05 PM
haha ok nvm... do we get a break and a juicebox every hour?
diget
02-23-2006, 08:29 PM
Do the guards get to beat randoms senseless for little, or no, apperent reason?
jabumbo
02-23-2006, 08:49 PM
no way in hell i am working for bob


he gives no frequent flyer miles!
jackrock
02-25-2006, 02:53 PM
has her reign ended already?
DapperDiverge
02-25-2006, 04:07 PM
if it has that was the shortest reigned empire ever!! and I was going to ask about cookiepuss' foreign policies and agendas :(
Jmoney77
02-25-2006, 05:20 PM
QUES?