View Full Version : So, what's up with that James Blunt?
miss soul fire
02-24-2006, 09:33 AM
Is he gay? Not that there's ANYTHING wrong with that!:) But, is he?? Seriously?:p If not, WHAT is he? WHAT?
I'm really intrigued by him.
roosta
02-24-2006, 09:36 AM
he's seems like an ok person, his music, however, is pure piss-shit.
miss soul fire
02-24-2006, 09:38 AM
I just know the "you're beautiful" one, which is very popular on the radio here lately. Are all his stuff like that??:D
Guy Incognito
02-24-2006, 09:39 AM
he's seems like an ok person, his music, however, is pure piss-shit.
(y) - the problem is though that his tunes are fuckin everywhere! And guaranteed at some point durin my workin day (no radios allowed) I will hear somebody singing "your beautiful" and it will be stuck in my head all fuckin day.
Radio One have done a drum and bass version of Goodbye my lover that was good for a laugh.
mp-seventythree
02-24-2006, 10:02 AM
They get me every time with that, you hear this foul whiny droning, get ready to change the station......
then suddenly it kicks in - WICKED WICKED and a 389BPM drum beat :D
Guy Incognito
02-24-2006, 10:36 AM
They get me every time with that, you hear this foul whiny droning, get ready to change the station......
then suddenly it kicks in - WICKED WICKED and a 389BPM drum beat :D
Its a funny mix but I remember Ali G doin similar stuff with Travis and Supergrass that was even better
SobaViolence
02-24-2006, 10:53 AM
he sucks, that's what's up.
maroon 5, without the 5 but with all the craptacularistic blandness.
na§tee
02-24-2006, 11:58 AM
he is a very, very posh individual.
i think he actually claims to be related to the queen or winston churchill or whatevs, who knows.
i find his speaking [and singing for that matter] voice extremely annoying. he sounds like an uber posh robot. he's a total t-2000.
but in answer to your question; i do not believe he is gay. he was engaged to someone, but she died [!! i only know this much because one of my friend's friend's is totally into him and i suck up knowledge about people i dislike, awright? !!], which is sorta a drag. and he always boasts about he has mischa barton's digits.
Sarky Devotchka
02-24-2006, 12:08 PM
I can do a pretty good impression of him. I think that "beautiful" song would be okay if it wasn't so repetative and his voice wasn't so weird.
Freebasser
02-24-2006, 12:09 PM
He smokes dog penis.
roosta
02-24-2006, 12:09 PM
i think "beautiful" must have been used during a thoughtful montage on every single drama show last year...and possibly half of all movie trailers.
voltanapricot
02-24-2006, 12:20 PM
They get me every time with that, you hear this foul whiny droning, get ready to change the station......
then suddenly it kicks in - WICKED WICKED and a 389BPM drum beat :D
Yes! I found that very funny, what's funnier is that during an interview they played it to him and he wasn't at all amused. Get a sense of humour you big drip.
He "won" the Worst Album award at the NME awards, not that we ever cared for the NME awards.
Bionic
02-24-2006, 12:32 PM
he's the hipster version of fucking rod stewart
paul jones
02-24-2006, 12:43 PM
James Cunt
He must STOP!
burbboi
02-24-2006, 12:53 PM
He smokes mad bluntz
Bionic
02-24-2006, 12:55 PM
he seems more of a fruity glass pipe type to me.
venusvenus123
02-25-2006, 06:50 AM
he is a very, very posh individual.
i think he actually claims to be related to the queen or winston churchill or whatevs, who knows.
i find his speaking [and singing for that matter] voice extremely annoying. he sounds like an uber posh robot. he's a total t-2000.
but in answer to your question; i do not believe he is gay. he was engaged to someone, but she died [!! i only know this much because one of my friend's friend's is totally into him and i suck up knowledge about people i dislike, awright? !!], which is sorta a drag. and he always boasts about he has mischa barton's digits.
c'mon nastee, you dislike someone because they're posh? :confused:
he is a twat, but for so many other reasons... one being the video (and accompanying song) for beautiful. what the fuck is that all about?
apparently he's the biggest slag ever.
na§tee
02-25-2006, 07:13 AM
c'mon nastee, you dislike someone because they're posh? :confused:
em, no i don't dislike him just because he's posh - i never said that. i highlighted his posh features as that may be the reason msf thinks he appears quite fey, but i didn't say i disliked him because he is extremely well bred.
i dislike him because he is, indeed, a "twat" and for various other reasons, not least because of his shatty music and vacant face.
Planetary
02-25-2006, 07:43 AM
em, no i don't dislike him just because he's posh - i never said that. i highlighted his posh features as that may be the reason msf thinks he appears quite fey, but i didn't say i disliked him because he is extremely well bred.
i dislike him because he is, indeed, a "twat" and for various other reasons, not least because of his shatty music and vacant face.
it's probably 'cause he's an irritating wanker with a shit one hit wonder that he'll live off for the rest of his life with valentines compilation CD's, and his album is a bag of wank.
na§tee
02-25-2006, 08:10 AM
ha; yes.
all of this and more.
it's so dawson's creek soundtrack it burrrrns. it burns!
venusvenus123
02-25-2006, 09:35 AM
em, no i don't dislike him just because he's posh - i never said that. i highlighted his posh features as that may be the reason msf thinks he appears quite fey, but i didn't say i disliked him because he is extremely well bred.
i dislike him because he is, indeed, a "twat" and for various other reasons, not least because of his shatty music and vacant face.
sorry, no you didn't at all. i misread that. *phew*
he's an ex army officer. i believe he wrote all his material in his spare time during the serbian/croatian conflict. still doesn't explain his weird nasal singing voice.
mp-seventythree
02-25-2006, 03:11 PM
Maybe he got a bullet wedged in his nasal cavity.
MagicCowboy
02-25-2006, 04:22 PM
Isn't it strange how mostly ugly people like that Beautiful song?
Cooky Puss
02-25-2006, 07:12 PM
I don't get that song. He sees this girl on a subway for like 1 second, and then he goes and complains forever and ever that he can't be with her because she was already with some bloke...
Hey Blunty, just because a girl smiles at ya doesn't mean she fancies you, ya know. Maybe she was just being polite and trying to get you and your whingy voice the fuck away from her.
Oh and btw, he also sings "You smiled at me on a subway, you were with another man, but I wont lose sleep on that because I've got a plan."
So, what's the plan then? He never tells us! wtf! WANKER!
roosta
02-25-2006, 07:39 PM
Oh and btw, he also sings "You smiled at me on a subway, you were with another man, but I wont lose sleep on that because I've got a plan."
So, what's the plan then? He never tells us! wtf! WANKER!
Date rape.
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