Fuck vending machines

[adam_f]

I only had a five to put into a Tropicana fruit juice vending machine, so I inserted it and it gave my change back in quarters. I didn't even think of that. Fuck you vending machine. Fuck you in your Peach Papaya beverage dispensing vagina.

[ASsman]

Papayah? Tropical...

[jabumbo]

you should be glad it wasn't out of quarters




stupid bitch

[bigblu89]

What the fuck did you expect? Dollar bills to roll out of the machine?

Is this the first time you've ever used a vending machine?

[TonsOfFun]

tut, I thought a new type of vending machine was coming out that was offering something other than drinks reading the thread title :(

[Freebasser]

Yeah, never fuck vending machines if you don't want to get your wiener caught (n)

[enree erzweglle]

The only time I use vending machines is to get quarters.

Our vending machines. They sell filmy egg & tuna salad in there. The occasional piece of what looks like fruit. You've got to have an indomitable spirit or maybe just a fierce hunger to do that.

[BangkokB]

Back in the early 90's if you took a waterbottle and filled it full of hot salt water and sprayed it into the coin slot it would haywire the machine and you could clear all the drinks out. I don't know maybe it still works ;)

[ASsman]

I will not fuck any inanimate object.

[Knuckles]

must of been out of sacajaweas

[instigator7022]

i like cheese crackers out of the vending mACHINE