i cant stop throwing up

[monkey]

am i dead yet? cause i sure as hell feel like i am.

[na§tee]

vodka. too much vodka perchance?

[monkey]

nah man. i havent had a drink in about 6 months. it's my body hating me, im sure.

[na§tee]

bad food perhaps?
do you have the shits as well?

[monkey]

i had the shits yesterday. or rather, i had some massively impressive shits yesterday. then i started throwing up the rest of my food. today im just throwing up...bile.

yea. it must have been something i ate. still not fun.

[ToucanSpam]

Eat some beef.

[g-mile7]

bust out the pink stuff'

[TurdBerglar]

i like to bust in the pink stuff

[g-mile7]

i like to bust in the pink stuff


I knew someone would make something out of that remark' (lb)

[TurdBerglar]

what better person than myself

[zorra_chiflada]

that sounds like me for the past couple of months or so. i'm having trouble keeping food down, and i pretty much constantly have a stomach ache. i've been to the doctor a few times but that really hasn't done anything. they said i might be gluten intolerant but i doubt it. might be something to do with me having septacemia a few years ago, but i don't know. there's a history of serious gastroenterological disorders in my family. i'm probably dying.

[TurdBerglar]

that's what you get for being a vegetarian

[Bionic]

maybe you're pregnant!?



dunnn dunnn duuuuuuuunnn!

[zorra_chiflada]

that's what you get for being a vegetarian

that might be a possibility. but the people in my family who have these same problems eat meat.

[TurdBerglar]

that's what you get for being part of that family

[DapperDiverge]

maybe you're pregnant!?



dunnn dunnn duuuuuuuunnn!

LOL!! :D (y)

it sounds like you either got:

A. food poisoning
B. the flu
C. bubonic plague
D. a severe reaction of watching American Idol and Dancing with the Stars (n)

[g-mile7]

what better person than myself


No Doubt'

[Jmoney77]

let it go man

[monkey]

LOL!! :D (y)

it sounds like you either got:
C. bubonic plague



there we go. someone here is thinkin!


nay on the preggers bit. im barren.

ginger ale and white rice makes a delicious dinner.

[DapperDiverge]

there we go. someone here is thinkin!


nay on the preggers bit. im barren.

ginger ale and white rice makes a delicious dinner.

YOU WON!!

thanks for playin'!! you've been a great contestant!!

you're grand prize: an all paid medical bill and 3 days at a resort and health spa...

ok... can't exactly do that 4 ya... don't got medical insurance, or $ in general... but i hope ya feel better!! (y)

[adam_f]

As long as you don't die you need to stand up like a fucking man, douchebag.

[Jmoney77]

EWWWWWWW

[mickill]

Whatever you do, don't eat a McGriddle.

[Anne Lauren]

Whatever you do, don't eat a McGriddle.

Yeah, I read about that shit in the other thread. What the heck is a McGriddle? Sounds nasty.

I probably should have wrote this in the other thread...so, I'll just look for my answer over there. (y)

[jabumbo]

i thought you were bulemic

[Anne Lauren]

i thought you were bulemic

Oh my God...that was rude as hell.

Did you actually think that out before you wrote it?

[TurdBerglar]

yeah they was so rude. what the fuck you assholes

[mickill]

You crossed the line, Jabumbo.

[Anne Lauren]

Well, hell, the woman's shittin' everywhere and puking up bile...obviously, she's a little "under the weather", to say the least.

Now's, probably not the best time to crack jokes about her eatting disorder...ya think??

[TurdBerglar]

Well, hell, the woman's shittin' everywhere and puking up bile...obviously, she's a little "under the weather", to say the least.

Now's, probably not the best time to crack jokes about her eatting disorder...ya think??


it wouldn't of been as funny if he waited til she was healthy

[monkey]

it's day 3 of puking. i just had blood tests. it's a lot better now. the doctors think it's just a stomach virus gone happy. and bulemia.

[ms.peachy]

:( I hope you feel better soon Pauli

[like2_drink]

vodka. too much vodka perchance?

i had a good chuckle about that :D

[b-grrrlie]

There's a stomach flu running about in the pre-school I started working. And some worm and head lice...
The first weekend after starting there I got the runs and really felt like throwing up, but couldn't, was not able to stand up for long enough to make some tea (so I missed the Foo Fighters). Then I sprained my ancle last week, now I've got a bad throat and fever and the flu I've had since December never goes away...

So yeah, starting to work again is nice....

[like2_drink]

for a second i thought i was in sureshots, and had second thoughts about going in here.

[Tzar]

that's what you get for being part of that family
it's the tasmanian incest getting the better of her.

[zorra_chiflada]

it's the tasmanian incest getting the better of her.

uh yeah, my parents are from two different continents

[TurdBerglar]

that'a what they all say

[zorra_chiflada]

probably because it's true

[TurdBerglar]

than what's the explanation of your behavior?

[steve-onpoint]

I just got over the 24 Hour Bug. I am thankful. It's nice to be comfortable in my body again.

[cosmo105]

did the blood tests show anything? it could be early signs of a GI disease.