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mickill
02-28-2006, 02:26 PM
There's something seriously wrong with me.

1) I didn't generally used to eat pork
2) I didn't generally used to eat pork sandwiched inbetween 2 pancakes soaked in syrup with processed cheese and a couple of eggs to fill it out.
3) I'm going to stop my own heart
TurdBerglar
02-28-2006, 02:29 PM
are they good?
mickill
02-28-2006, 02:33 PM
In a disgusting sort of will eventually kill you sort of way, yes, I suppose they can be.
Rock
02-28-2006, 02:35 PM
anyone remember when artie was throwing mcgriddles at some strippers ass on the stern show? good times, good times.
DandyFop
02-28-2006, 02:35 PM
I ate one once. It was delicious.

My bowels turned inside out.
Qdrop
02-28-2006, 02:44 PM
i would vomit before i got the first bite down.

i can't eat that shit anymore.

i ate a wendy's burger yesterday and almost puked in my office.
i'm done with low-grade fast food beef.
marsdaddy
02-28-2006, 03:00 PM
Just reading this thread caused me to throw up in my mouth a little.

Don't worry though, that stuff is not real pork, pancake, or syrup and it'll probably pickle you. Why don't they serve beer at McDonald's?
Monsieur Decuts
02-28-2006, 03:01 PM
mmmmmm so good, in a once every six months kind of way.

what is so wrong with eating pork? isn't it healthier for you than red meat?
abcdefz
02-28-2006, 03:25 PM
McGriddles taste pretty great, but, yeah -- they've been linked with death.

Marsdaddy -- do you know that beer/McDonald's joke?


German goes into a McDonald's in New York and orders a beer.

Guy in the line next to him laughs and says, "They don't serve beer at McDonald's!"

German guy turns, horrified. "You mean you come here for the FOOD!?"
mickill
02-28-2006, 03:34 PM
Don't worry though, that stuff is not real pork, pancake, or syrup and it'll probably pickle you.
I'm pretty sure the syrup's real.

Pork is the devil's provision.
Anne Lauren
02-28-2006, 03:35 PM
There's something seriously wrong with me.

1) I didn't generally used to eat pork
2) I didn't generally used to eat pork sandwiched inbetween 2 pancakes soaked in syrup with processed cheese and a couple of eggs to fill it out.
3) I'm going to stop my own heart

Could you possibly have found a nastier combination of food to eat together?

It was the cheese that topped it off. First of all, cheese in itself is gross to me...then to combine it with breakfast food and a McGriddle (which I'm still waiting for my answer, as far as, what it is).
mickill
02-28-2006, 03:38 PM
No, I could not have.

Unless there was ketchup and baked beans on it, as well.

THE HEARTSTOPPER (http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/eat/features/mcgriddles.html)
jabumbo
02-28-2006, 03:40 PM
at least its not that giant thing they have(had?) at burger king
Anne Lauren
02-28-2006, 03:43 PM
No, I could not have.

Unless there was ketchup and baked beans on it, as well.

THE HEARTSTOPPER (http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/eat/features/mcgriddles.html)

NO WAY...they sell that at McDonald's! :eek:

And I kinda figured it had something to do with McDonald's...the whole "Mc" part and all. But, I never would have thought that all that shit you listed was part of it...I thought maybe you added them. I mean, cheese and syrup??
beastieangel01
02-28-2006, 04:22 PM
i would vomit before i got the first bite down.

i can't eat that shit anymore.

i ate a wendy's burger yesterday and almost puked in my office.
i'm done with low-grade fast food beef.

indeed. I found a really great, family owned place near my new apartment that makes excellent, grilled burgers that are freagin fantastical. They are big, thick and juicy, and comeo n a homemade bread bun. It's the closest I'll get to Five Guys in California. Mmmmm. And the burgers are only 4 bucks. Woo!
mickill
02-28-2006, 04:57 PM
I do still eat normal food, too, btw.
na§tee
02-28-2006, 05:12 PM
i have absolutely no idea what a mcgriddle is.
but from the sounds of it, having fucking meat inbetween two syrup-saturated pancakes is not cool! not cool at all! sweet and savoury? yack!

you should have some good old fashioned glasgow fast food instead:
namely, chips and cheese. i've just had some this evening. mmmmmm.
Anne Lauren
03-01-2006, 01:52 AM
I'm a Taco Bell junkie...rather it be over any other fast-food or a home cooked meal (depending on who's cooking and what we're eatting), that would be my pick. (y)

Processed meat and all...
CJM
03-01-2006, 01:55 AM
those mcgriddles are deadly after a night of drinking. i don't think i've ever ordered one while sober, though.
Rancid_Beasties
03-01-2006, 06:32 AM
You guys really need to get some good burger chains like bbnt's (burgers burritos nachos tacos), or grill'd. Those guys know how to do a proper burger. But their burgers are pricey, starting at about 7 bucks, or about 5 US dollars, and going up to $15 for ones with like brie or roasted capsicums or other such ingredients in them.Hell Yeah! (http://www.grilld.com.au)
mp-seventythree
03-01-2006, 10:04 AM
Have McDonalds in the US introduced their healthy eating menus liek they have here? Or are they still predominantly shit-in-a-tray merchants?
Freebasser
03-01-2006, 10:07 AM
I make my own fast food!

Cereal plus curry sauce = perfection (y)
Jmoney77
03-01-2006, 10:13 AM
are they good?

THey are the best!
Nuzzolese
03-01-2006, 10:14 AM
McGriddles taste pretty great, but, yeah -- they've been linked with death.

Marsdaddy -- do you know that beer/McDonald's joke?


German goes into a McDonald's in New York and orders a beer.

Guy in the line next to him laughs and says, "They don't serve beer at McDonald's!"

German guy turns, horrified. "You mean you come here for the FOOD!?"

Oh yeah, bratwurst, saurkraut and clotted cream are where it's at.
mickill
03-01-2006, 12:27 PM
I just remembered, when I had my Sunday McGriddle, I didn't feel like there was enough syrup.

So I added some.

This has been cathartic. Feels good to get this off my chest.
beastiegirrl101
03-01-2006, 12:46 PM
I do still eat normal food, too, btw.


like would you say, smoothies?
abcdefz
03-01-2006, 12:57 PM
I just remembered, when I had my Sunday McGriddle, I didn't feel like there was enough syrup.

So I added some.




Whoa.

Do you salt your fries, too? :D
mickill
03-01-2006, 01:08 PM
Whoa.

Do you salt your fries, too? :D
Every now and then.

Nata, the smoothies are still routine. But I get tempted to use ice cream instead of milk sometimes.
cosmo105
03-01-2006, 01:40 PM
260 mg of cholesterol. 1300 mg of sodium!! over HALF your rdi of fat for the DAY!

how are you not having a seizure right now?!
voltanapricot
03-01-2006, 01:53 PM
namely, chips and cheese. i've just had some this evening. mmmmmm.
mmmmm at the time yes, but half an hour after eating a chippy I feel sluggish and rubbish, and you have yours with cheese! Do you not ever find that? I always do.

I don't think you should be recommending that junk, look at cosmo's post, it makes me want to cry.
zippo
03-01-2006, 02:00 PM
nothing makes you feel better when youre hungover, apart from the miraculous Advil, than greasy food. its instant. who knows the medical explanation for that?
cosmo105
03-01-2006, 02:26 PM
it tricks your body into thinking you're really fat and your brain's like "hell yes this feels so fucking good in my mouth right now unnnhh" and you go into a state of yum and for a little while your liver forgives you.

freals though i used to know the answer to that. I take chaser anyway before i start drinking and it works like a charm. Otherwise i'm a mess.
wanton wench
03-01-2006, 02:35 PM
new at mcdonalds (http://photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/mcdonalds.jpg)
mickill
03-01-2006, 02:36 PM
I like to dip my mcnuggets once in the hot mustard and then once in the honey.


This isn't supposed to sound sexual, but I understand why it does.
zippo
03-01-2006, 02:50 PM
and dipping the french fries into the vanilla ice cream
mickill
03-01-2006, 02:53 PM
and dipping the french fries into the vanilla ice cream
Okay, now you're just making me sound like a pervert.
zippo
03-01-2006, 02:54 PM
Okay, now you're just making me sound like a pervert.

haha i sware to fucking god ive done that though, there are others like me out there, ive seen them
cosmo105
03-01-2006, 03:19 PM
honey on french fries. Seriously. Intense.
Nuzzolese
03-01-2006, 03:36 PM
haha i sware to fucking god ive done that though, there are others like me out there, ive seen them

People dip their Wendy's fries into their chocolate Frosties.
Nuzzolese
03-01-2006, 03:36 PM
honey on french fries. Seriously. Intense.

YOU do this?! Miss organic vegan?
Anne Lauren
03-01-2006, 03:44 PM
I always dip my fries in ranch dressing...infact, that's probably one of my most favorite things to eat.
abcdefz
03-01-2006, 03:49 PM
...french fries and gravy. (y)
DandyFop
03-01-2006, 03:50 PM
People dip their Wendy's fries into their chocolate Frosties.

Wendy's chicken nuggets + Frosties. YUM

Anne I love ranch also...the place I work at has the BEST ranch ever, I can't eat any of that Kraft shit now.
Anne Lauren
03-01-2006, 04:00 PM
Wendy's chicken nuggets + Frosties. YUM

Anne I love ranch also...the place I work at has the BEST ranch ever, I can't eat any of that Kraft shit now.

Yeah, it's getting to the point now where it's hard to find some good ranch dressing...most of it seems to have that "fat free" taste to it and it's not fat-free.
beastiegirrl101
03-01-2006, 04:02 PM
...french fries and gravy. (y)

those are called Disco Fries in Jersey.
Echewta
03-01-2006, 04:24 PM
When I was in Holland, everything went slow motion as I tried to tell the dude no 8lbs of mayo on my fries. NNNNnnooooooooooo as he poured what looked to be the insides of a baby diaper but white on my delicious treat. :(
Anne Lauren
03-01-2006, 04:26 PM
those are called Disco Fries in Jersey.

Are you a Jersey girl? Cool (y)

I bet we couldn't understand each other if we we're having a conversation. That'd be rather interesting to watch, actually. :p
mickill
03-01-2006, 04:28 PM
So now all you high and mighty people have finally started to share all your little dietary fetishes, huh? First you all look down your noses at me for popping McGriddles. And now this.

You're all just as flawed!

Shame on you.

*dips McGriddle in syrup*

You're all going to hell!

*takes a bite of sweet paradise*
Anne Lauren
03-01-2006, 04:42 PM
Oh I'll admitt it, stuff I find tastey is viewed as nasty as shit...especially watching me while I eat it, I've been told.

It's no so much the food, in itself, it's the amounts I use...like, I looove mayonaise and sour cream. Watching me make a sandwich with mayo...is pretty gross. I could probably just eat them by themselves out of the jar.
DandyFop
03-01-2006, 04:42 PM
mickill I find you to be a tasteful and lithe gentleman
Echewta
03-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Pancakes are the waves of the past meeting the shores of the future.
beastiegirrl101
03-01-2006, 06:05 PM
Are you a Jersey girl? Cool (y)

I bet we couldn't understand each other if we we're having a conversation. That'd be rather interesting to watch, actually. :p


haha, no I am from Chicago...but I have a lot of friends who live in Jersey, whenever I am out there and we end up at a diner they always get fries smothered in gravy. It's actually quite nasty.