bouncing titties

[CJM]

i stumbled across this (http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html) as i was looking at stuff. i thought it was damn hilarious.

[na§tee]

i clicked on the biggest breast size just for the craic.
all i can say is that that is a pretty inaccurate representation of how real breasts bounce and, no doubt, how breasts that big actually look. the nipple is spot on in the centre! infact, it's only the nipple that is moving, not the rest of the breast. it looks like a mutant!

on topic, i always invest in a good sports bra.
these babies are one of the few things i actually like about this horribly flawed body of mine, so damned right i'm not gonna let them hang at my ankles before their time.
i sleep with a bra, too, which, in the words of one girl i lived with during first year at university, may be "freakin' weird, man!" also supports them a hell of a lot better and is much more comfortable.

and also, in the words of mary tyler moore in flirting with disaster, i will be able to say: "i want you to consider your age and ask yourself how i maintain this!" while lifting up my top in 20, 30 years time!

[CrankItUp!]

Tits are made to bounch and all chicks should have a trampopoline to excercise their God given talent on. (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

i wear a bra to bed as well.

[cookiepuss]

i clicked on the biggest breast size just for the craic.
all i can say is that that is a pretty inaccurate representation of how real breasts bounce and, no doubt, how breasts that big actually look. the nipple is spot on in the centre! infact, it's only the nipple that is moving, not the rest of the breast. it looks like a mutant!


Agreed. if my boobs were made of Jello that's exactly what they would move like. But they aren't, and they pretty much flop straight up and down when I run, not from side to side. :(


do your tits hang low, do they wobble to and fro? can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow, can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental solider......

[ChrisLove]

(y) This is exactly the sort of thing the internet was invented for (y)

[CrankItUp!]

i wear a bra to bed as well.
But dim things get so scratchy and all - so you should set em free at night-time at least, till you work up to all da time !

If you got the butter you might as well spread it, right ?

[Chicka B]

Their boobs are all bouncing around in a circle, that aint right! But I never take my bra off unless I'm washing it, or taking a shower. Then I put it right back on. I suffer from bouncing titty syndrome in P.E. and sports bras just don't do it for me, maybe I do need one of those. :(

[DandyFop]

I have to wear two sports bras when excersizing.

True story.

[TurdBerglar]

how many jock straps?

[cookiepuss]

I wear a sports bra with underwires, solves all my problems. (otherwise, yeah I gotta wear two regular sports bras)

[CrankItUp!]

I have to wear two sports bras when excersizing.

True story.

2 slingshots for them melons huh ?

DAMN GIRL !!!

[Tzar]

I have to wear two sports bras when excersizing.

True story.
medal?

[ToucanSpam]

Hahaha



that's hilarious. I'm sure jackrock will jack off to this like 50 times.

[jackrock]

and counting!

[DandyFop]

I wear a sports bra with underwires, solves all my problems. (otherwise, yeah I gotta wear two regular sports bras)

I should invest in a good one. Only I never excercize. I'm a fatteee

[ToucanSpam]

I should invest in a good one. Only I never excercize. I'm a fatteee
That's not cool to say about yourself.

[Freebasser]

I want a manboob version, damnit! :mad:

[jackrock]

I want a manboob version, damnit! :mad:
you mean a sports bro?

[ScarySquirrel]

I saw this on G4 yesterday, but didn't catch the website. Needless to say, I wanted to, well..., play with it. Thanks for hooking me up!

Double entendres are your friend. Remember that, kids.

[monkey]

fantastic. bouncing boobs is the one thing i hate when you're running. i tend to wear small sportbras just to squeeze and keep it in.

[fucktopgirl]

you know,when you move on your guys,,,this is where the bouncing tittis happen!

[CrankItUp!]

I wear a Triple G myself honey. :p

[CJM]

the fact that the boobs bounce completely fake, is what makes it so funny to watch. i laughed hysterically. it was deadly.