Time machine, come see the time machine

[DandyFop]

Takes you back in tii-iiime!

Gotta love the megaphone crooners



(thank you)

[ToucanSpam]

???????

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[fucktopgirl]

yea time machine,for shure!Scientific are working on it!

[DandyFop]

I saw the SHIT out of it!

[Bob]

it was a coupon...and...it was a movie!

[jackrock]

If a real time machine isn't a Delorean, i don't want it to exist.

[DandyFop]

I've got a naked puppet doing a lewd lacidious fandango on the lap of a full grown man. I've got women over here dipping candles. I've got a fellow over here, he's got a butter churner. It's like a pioneer porn shop in here!

[CrankItUp!]

I dont wanna SEE the time machine - I wanna take a ride in that motherfucker !!!

[Tzar]

If a real time machine isn't a Delorean, i don't want it to exist.
probably the best post this shithouse thread will ever hold.

[DandyFop]

Elevator, it's an elevator

takes you up and do-ooown!

[Bob]

you call yourselves junior executives? YOU'RE SENIOR JACKASSES!

[Bob]

electric tie rack, it's so nice: racks ties from side to side...

electric tie rack, it's so nice: rackin' up electric ties!


thank you

[DandyFop]

Don't miss rap the musical. You'll want to experience the magic again and again. Open up your heart and let the rap shine in!

[jackrock]

I dont wanna SEE the time machine - I wanna take a ride in that motherfucker !!!
Universla Studios, California.. best vacation ever

[DandyFop]

I'm Fran, and I'm a woman!

[Bob]

i'm the hated milk machine, nobody likes me
for doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold!
why can't people keep their willies out of holes?

[DandyFop]

Men can kiss. Men can get married. They even have a pill now-a-days that lets men make love to each other. Here - Watch this, it's called a gay porno film.

[DandyFop]

These goats are all retarded.

[The Notorious LOL]

SCAMMY FLAMMY MAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Bob]

talkin bout the weather report, OH YEAH
yeah i'm taaaalkin bout the weeeeeather....reeepoooooort!

[Videodrome]

i listened to your song "try suicide" right before i tried suicide.

yeah i know, your parents fucking sued us.

yeah, but you guys won, that's awesome!!!

[DandyFop]

(introspect - <3)

We can't take him on tour with us, he looks like a wet cigar!

[Bob]

try, try, try again, head first this time, dive right in

[DandyFop]

Hey guys - I think I just discovered a new mistake!

You know what that means - TOFUTTI BREAK!

[Bob]

it tastes like ice cream!

no, it doesn't...

IT DOES!

[The Notorious LOL]

TAKE THAT, MENO....JEW!

[Bob]

how dare you?! my grandfather started this company a hundred years ago with just one rickety old slave ship and a simple motto..."people selling people to people". SO DON'T YOU CALL ME FAT!

[DandyFop]

Welcome to Taint Mansion...
Where it all happens

How you doin' sweetheart?
You want any aspirin? Want to make a phone call? You can if you want.

[tracky]

so you just gonna keep prattling on with these lines or u gonna tell me what show it is so i can get it?