seeing things you shouldnt

[monkey]

well... i was driving earlier, and i saw my best friend's dad, out for run. he was wearing those spandex leggings that are really warm in the winter. and i could see his package. and DAMN, his package was... stacked. now, this is my best friend's dad. ive known this man for more than half my life. it's gross to see that. but my first reaction was 'DAMN!!'.

i feel really gross now :o

[ms.peachy]

Go google the words "dad daughter best friend seduce" and tell us what the first 10 hits are. Come on, it'll be fun. :)

[monkey]

ohhh no. ohhhhh no.

my porn days are over.

[TAL]

Your search - "dad daughter best friend seduce" - did not match any documents.

[ms.peachy]

You must have 'safe search' on...

[mp-seventythree]

I can't believe I actually searched that :(
First hit - Best Incest sites

That shit is just wrong

[TAL]

You must have 'safe search' on...
No, I searched with the quotation marks.

[enree erzweglle]

You guys are going to get some interesting spam forevermore. :D

[TAL]

A girl I know had her mom and younger brother stay at her place for a few days. And when she was at work one day, her brother poked around on her laptop and found the folder in which she saves naughty pictures of herself.

[na§tee]

and DAMN, his package was... stacked.
hah! this is great.
i find myself more and more DARING myself to look at crotch-al areas. this is not because i do it to men i am attracted to, oh no. it's just my body daring me. a smidgen of ocd, methinks.
hmm, i shouldn't have told you that.

[abcdefz]

...when I was in Costa Rica I stayed at this place on the coast run by this German lady who was an artist. She had a husband and a boy; she was middle-aged and really sexy.

Anyway, each morning when I got up, I'd go to the patio area which was their reception area and restaurant and family room and where she'd paint -- the area was just flexible -- this huge covered patio which was built off the commercial kitchen of their house, and the living area was upstairs.

Just trying to give you a picture: the definition between house and business was very, very blurred, to say the least.

So I'd go to the patio and they'd be waking up and making coffee and pour me a cup and we'd all smoke our cigarettes and chat or just listen to the jungle/beach sounds. (Well, the kid didn't smoke, but you get the idea.)

Getting to the point: one morning, I woke up earlier than usual and went to the patio, and the woman was just out of bed, walking around the kitchen with a T-shirt on and no underwear. Wow. I was cool about it and didn't stare, but didn't really flinch, either; she noticed me and moved behind the counter and said good morning, I'll get coffee on in a moment, etc. Neither of us said anything about it or were particularly embarassed, but, you know. Another man's wife, and all that. :o

[Junker]

...when I was in Costa Rica I stayed at this place on the coast run by this German lady who was an artist. She had a husband and a boy; she was middle-aged and really sexy.

Anyway, each morning when I got up, I'd go to the patio area which was their reception area and restaurant and family room and where she'd paint -- the area was just flexible -- this huge covered patio which was built off the commercial kitchen of their house, and the living area was upstairs.

Just trying to give you a picture: the definition between house and business was very, very blurred, to say the least.

So I'd go to the patio and they'd be waking up and making coffee and pour me a cup and we'd all smoke our cigarettes and chat or just listen to the jungle/beach sounds. (Well, the kid didn't smoke, but you get the idea.)

Getting to the point: one morning, I woke up earlier than usual and went to the patio, and the woman was just out of bed, walking around the kitchen with a T-shirt on and no underwear. Wow. I was cool about it and didn't stare, but didn't really flinch, either; she noticed me and moved behind the counter and said good morning, I'll get coffee on in a moment, etc. Neither of us said anything about it or were particularly embarassed, but, you know. Another man's wife, and all that. :o

Sorry, but thats a thing you really should see!!! :D

[Ace42X]

i find myself more and more DARING myself to look at crotch-al areas. this is not because i do it to men i am attracted to, oh no. it's just my body daring me. a smidgen of ocd, methinks.


Sounds more like Tourettes.

Incidently, it is better to be a grower than a shower.

[monkey]

Incidently, it is better to be a grower than a shower.


it took me soooo long to figure that sentence out. i must be growing stupid. :o