please suggest a good movie to see on my datey date tomorrow

[b i o n i c]

i have to pick and nothing stands out... dave chapelle's block party? help! please!

[ASsman]

Yes, go see it. Now. Cracker.

[roosta]

Swedish Love Manual

[ASsman]

Go see some scary movie and get all up on the guy when there are scary parts.
He'll love it.

[b i o n i c]

beeyotch caled and said she wants to see transamerica. i said i heard it was a bummer but her friend kept saying it was good in the background. what the fuckety-fuck? movie looks depressing. i dont want to see an already fugly woman playing a dude who wants to be an even fuglier woman. didnt scary movie come out in like 1982, craccccgka?!

[ASsman]

What the fuck are you talking about? Take her to go see that gay cowboy movie.

[b i o n i c]

why would i go and do something like that?

[ASsman]

Because you wan't to get laid. Coming off as civilized and emotional might be a good thing.

[b i o n i c]

eh. if i wanted to get laid id take her to something funny. getting her endorphins flowing would do wonders for my penis

[DandyFop]

who really gets laid after like a "regular" date, though? Like I've never walked up to the doorstep, had the awkward kiss and been all "Would you like to come up?" Apparently that's how it works, if the movies are true...

[ASsman]

who really gets laid after like a "regular" date, though? Like I've never walked up to the doorstep, had the awkward kiss and been all "Would you like to come up?" Apparently that's how it works, if the movies are true...
Well that's because you've never had the ASsman.

I was assuming this was a going on process, looking at one step closer anyways. Funny movie? Hmmm, never thought of that, don't see it being better than a romantic touchy feely movie though.

[b i o n i c]

for me taking her to a romantic movie would be too presumptuous, like assuming she'd want to be 'romantic' with me. a good funny movie will make her laugh, get her in a good mood, the endorphins will get her feelin good and more open to things.

roosta... what's that swedish love manual thing you speak of?

dandy... the getting laid date would most likely be a - go to a bar and get trashed and flirty with the girl and go out for a smoke and start kissing sloppily then leave our coats in the place and make a break for one of our places then have hot sweaty sex and wake up with one sock on - type thing