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DandyFop
03-04-2006, 04:57 PM
I've got something going on tonight - we'll call it a "date" even though it's a little more than that...anyway. I'm hungover, exhausted, and nervous as all fucking hell :( I'm having total anxiety bullshit BLAHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME WHAT SHOULD I WEAR OMG OMG

I need to do laundry!
adam_f
03-04-2006, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by DandyFop
I've got something going on tonight - we'll call it a "date" even though it's a little more than that...

Can't have relations without the penetrations.
zorra_chiflada
03-04-2006, 04:59 PM
i need to do laundry too
burbboi
03-04-2006, 05:00 PM
smoke a cannon!
DandyFop
03-04-2006, 05:00 PM
And fuck victoria's secret for only having one kind of god damn bra that fits me :(

I tried on a push up and it was the stupidest bullshit ever. FUCK YOU VICTORIAS
zorra_chiflada
03-04-2006, 05:03 PM
:(
DandyFop
03-04-2006, 05:05 PM
If I had weed I would smoke it right before I went out on this thing.
zorra_chiflada
03-04-2006, 05:07 PM
#

^there's some hash. ok, i know that's not funny. shit :(
fucktopgirl
03-04-2006, 05:07 PM
just wear what you want,be like you feel!

or call it off if you dont feel like it!
DandyFop
03-04-2006, 05:10 PM
#

^there's some hash. ok, i know that's not funny. shit :(

It gave me a giggle.

fucktop I would never cancel this. I'm nervous because i really like him a lot. I can't shut my god damn face when I really like a guy. Poooooooooo
fucktopgirl
03-04-2006, 05:12 PM
oh,then just ride the wave girl!
maybe you should have a little sip of strong liquor! :D
DandyFop
03-04-2006, 05:30 PM
liquor makes me wanna barf right now :(
ASsman
03-04-2006, 06:14 PM
Buh, no need to try too hard with us guys. We'll be impressed regardless or it might just be me. Hope for the first one.
yeahwho
03-04-2006, 06:46 PM
Well I drive down the Highway of Darkness
I shall fear no evil
Because the lord is by my side
Even at the roadhouse with a burger and fries and a can of beer
But a man can not live on beer alone
So I go to church
And when I go to church I pray
Because I've got 15 different kinds of diseases
And I pray
I pray
I pray for
I pray for
Ten wheels for Jesus

So I figure a pair of brown Carhart pants, logging Boots, red flannel shirt, a Stihl chainsaw hat and that will be the end of it.
DandyFop
03-04-2006, 06:49 PM
My stomach is a flippin and a floppin and a bippin and a boppin :(
ASsman
03-04-2006, 06:56 PM
Breathe slowly, relax. Think of a calm setting, you are overthinking things. Just think calm thoughts, don't worry so much what he thinks or whatever, I'm sure they will all be positive thoughts.
fucktopgirl
03-04-2006, 06:58 PM
haha,you do the fliping/floping dance !

That suck tho,i remember thoses kind of dates!
The stress of performance!?
ms.peachy
03-04-2006, 07:00 PM
Take some deep breaths, in through the nose, out through the mouth. Everything's going to be fine. Relax and enjoy yourself. And, if there's an uncomfortable lull in conversation and it gets all awkward, just say "So, fancy a blow job?"
zorra_chiflada
03-04-2006, 07:02 PM
don't spew out your nose
ASsman
03-04-2006, 07:07 PM
don't spew out your nose
The jizz from the blowjob?
beastiegirrl101
03-04-2006, 07:07 PM
And fuck victoria's secret for only having one kind of god damn bra that fits me :(

I tried on a push up and it was the stupidest bullshit ever. FUCK YOU VICTORIAS


excuse me, why would you need a push up???? You have fab boobies.
DandyFop
03-04-2006, 07:08 PM
I am trying to calm down but my insides are just wiggin, man. fuckafuckafuckfuckfuck
ms.peachy
03-04-2006, 07:10 PM
Go masturbate.

I'm serious.

Takes the edge off.
DandyFop
03-04-2006, 07:10 PM
excuse me, why would you need a push up???? You have fab boobies.

Just wanted to see what they were like. Wasn't sure if I wanted more support or not...I do, but not support that makes me look like my boobs are choking me!
ASsman
03-04-2006, 07:17 PM
Support is a great thing.

The wankin' thing works for women to ey? Would have never known.
DandyFop
03-04-2006, 07:18 PM
No time for a wank :/

Well I guess if I have time to post this shit, I probably do. But i"m trying to do a billion things.
zorra_chiflada
03-04-2006, 07:20 PM
wank while you're sitting at the computer
monkey
03-05-2006, 08:59 AM
so howd it go? i can relate to your bra problem. ever since my boobs grew i have 2 bras that fit and all the others make me look like a hooker. anyways. yea.

how was it?
beastieangel01
03-05-2006, 10:12 AM
I too need to do laundry. The machine exploded on me last night and flooded the entire laundry room. The other laundry room was crap, the lights didn't turn on and it was dark out so I ended up with a big bag of wet laundry and wet feet and frustration.

Also, yeah, fuck VS.

I really hate that if you have anything bigger than a C cup, all the bras are UGLY as fuck. God damn it.
ASsman
03-05-2006, 10:58 AM
I really hate that if you have anything bigger than a C cup, all the bras are UGLY as fuck. God damn it.
*shakes head* Something must be done! Seriously.
ms.peachy
03-05-2006, 01:10 PM
I really hate that if you have anything bigger than a C cup, all the bras are UGLY as fuck. God damn it.
In the UK, you can usually find nice ones at Bravissimo. (http://www.bravissimo.com/bravissimo/Default.aspx?language=en-GB) They have a good range of lingerie and also swimsuits, and also things like proportioned fitted shirts and blazers which can be hard for us curvaceous laydeez to find.

Mr.p gets quite excited when the catalogue arrives each season as well, for some reason :rolleyes:
DandyFop
03-05-2006, 03:21 PM
It went pretty well. I was sitting in the car waiting beforehand (we were meeting somewhere) and I was so nervous that I was just DYING laughing for no fucking reason at all. Hah. Hopefully the rest of it goes well (It's a long....."date"....)
na§tee
03-05-2006, 03:37 PM
b00bs!
figleaves dot com (http://www.figleaves.com) are the best lingerie suppliers around. got all the brands. you can search by bra type/brand/size etc. and they do free US shipping, or something. go for it!

aahh that excited feeling in yr tummy when going on a date! i've been with my manfriend for 4/5 years now so i hardly get that any more :( enjoy it!
DipDipDive
03-05-2006, 04:44 PM
Did you do it to him?
Freebasser
03-05-2006, 04:52 PM
"Do it"? What are you, 12?

Yeah anyway, did you do it to him?
tracky
03-05-2006, 05:46 PM
sounds like this date might've been flying in from somewhere, anyone we know?
Jmoney77
03-05-2006, 07:36 PM
oh! that one!
DandyFop
03-07-2006, 02:55 PM
(y) Went pretty well. Hope the third date is even better!
Anne Lauren
03-07-2006, 03:01 PM
(y) Went pretty well. Hope the third date is even better!

So, I guess, you all are now slowly approaching girlfriend/boyfriend status! Pretty exciting stuff! (y)
DandyFop
03-07-2006, 03:01 PM
girlfriend/boyfriend status is so hard to establish. But I'm certainly not looking anywhere else at the moment and i'm pretty sure he's not...
Anne Lauren
03-07-2006, 03:04 PM
girlfriend/boyfriend status is so hard to establish. But I'm certainly not looking anywhere else at the moment and i'm pretty sure he's not...

Yeah, at first, it's just kinda that understood "unspoken word", sort of thing.
DandyFop
03-07-2006, 03:12 PM
Awwww...young love. (y)

he's 30 :P
Anne Lauren
03-07-2006, 03:17 PM
:eek: Cradle Robber!!!! Who does he think he is, Billy Idol?

Nah, that's not bad, at all. I'm 26 and my boyfriend's 33...no big deal! We're all adults here.

How old are you, Dandy...around my age, right?
Anne Lauren
03-07-2006, 03:28 PM
I was just joking, as long as he treats Dandy right, age is just a number.

True...true! (y)
DandyFop
03-07-2006, 06:37 PM
I'm 22. No big deal...