THE POO THREAD

[Freebasser]

DO YOU SHIT STANDING UP OR SITTING DOWN?

[discopants]

I coax it out with a jaffa cake.

[Pres Zount]

I coax it out with a grunt and a squeeze.

[kaiser soze]

in my pants

[jabumbo]

this is a question for the guys, because GIRLS DON'T POOP

[P of R]

this is a question for the guys, because GIRLS DON'T POOP

Yes they do, but it's pink and smells like roses.

[roosta]

did you here about the constipated mathematician?


he worked it out with a pencil

[P of R]

^ Ahahahaha!

[Vic Colfari]

The average stool weight in western urbanized society is under 150 gm per day.

Furthermore, on average 7 sheets of 2-ply toilet paper are used for liquid waste and 18 sheets of 2-ply toilet paper for solid waste.

[P of R]

This thread doesn't get enough replies.

[jabumbo]

Furthermore, on average 7 sheets of 2-ply toilet paper are used for liquid waste and 18 sheets of 2-ply toilet paper for solid waste.


and people wonder why their toilets get clogged...

[Sarky Devotchka]

my poop is silver

[Junker]

Kinda confusing this poll. He's asking "HOW DO YOU POO?" and the options are "yes or no".... wtf :confused:
Then he asks "Standing Up or Sitting Down?" wtf again
If i choose yes is like "yes, i shit standing up" or "yes, i shit sitting down"??
And if i choose no is like "no, i shit standing up" or "no, i shit sitting down"???

[Freebasser]

It's supposed to be confusing.

It's a spoof scat of another thread... sorry, sorry I mean skit.

[Freebasser]

Not on the rug

[burbboi]

yes. I also package and sell mine through an e-commerce site. It comes in 'straight-up' or as sealed 'lacquered' versions.

Colors may vary..

[cosmo105]

i excrete waste in the form of lavender-scented puffs of air through my pores

[ericlee]

Oh man, I was at a bar last night and drunkered off my ass by Johnnie Walker black and I had to shit badly..

I opened the stall door and of course, there's a squat a john. Man, I hate those things, they're not drunk friendly at all. I was having troubles trying to keep my balance just by walking let alone keeping my balance while I'm squatting to shit.

[cosmo105]

i could NOT use those things in taiwan. man, how the hell do you do it right? i mean, without taking your pants completely OFF?

[ericlee]

i could NOT use those things in taiwan. man, how the hell do you do it right? i mean, without taking your pants completely OFF?

yeah I know, I always worry that I'm gonna leave a pile in my pants by poor aim.

I also hate the fact that the sounds of bowel movements are very vivid in the bathrooms. It sounds like a tropical rainforest with bullfrogs during mating season.

There was one bathroom I went to that didn't have any walls. Just 4 squat a johns side by side. I'm glad I didn't have to shit that day.

[discopants]

I really hate floaters.
I might start a thread about it.

[Ace42X]

www.ratemypoo.com