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zorra_chiflada
03-07-2006, 05:43 PM
yeah, i'm really good at using photocopiers. i can do it really quickly and do all kinds of special tricks. and i can always get things to be the exact size i want. probably better than anyone i know. maybe i should get a career in it.
tracky
03-07-2006, 05:55 PM
And what a rewarding career that would be ;)
zorra_chiflada
03-07-2006, 05:57 PM
haha! for sure
SobaViolence
03-07-2006, 06:28 PM
i wanna hear more about these mystical photocopying powers.
zorra_chiflada
03-07-2006, 09:54 PM
well, i don't know. i suppose use of a photocopier is limited. just lots of things. and i can do them quickly as well.
TurdBerglar
03-07-2006, 09:56 PM
i have never used a photocopier


why the fuck are they so big?!?!
zorra_chiflada
03-07-2006, 09:58 PM
i don't know why they are so big. it's stupid. you'd think after all these years they'd have it worked out. but nope.
cosmo105
03-07-2006, 10:00 PM
because the midget that stands inside drawing copies of everything really fast as the light goes back and forth has to stand somewhere
kaiser soze
03-07-2006, 10:01 PM
ever see that transforming photocopier?

http://www.devilducky.com/media/22701/

i want one
tracky
03-07-2006, 10:03 PM
These days you can buy printer & scanner in one, and they're about the size of a laser printer. They'll do photocopying. The machines are so big because they have large scanning areas and several paper trays for different types of paper, basically. Also the toner cartridges are fairly large and last a lot longer. Then there's drums and all sorts of other stuff. I dunno I'm really just talking out my arse here ;)
zorra_chiflada
03-07-2006, 10:03 PM
cool!
ericlee
03-07-2006, 10:56 PM
I photocopied my penis once. It really hurt when I shut the cover on it though
ericlee
03-07-2006, 10:59 PM
These days you can buy printer & scanner in one, and they're about the size of a laser printer. They'll do photocopying. The machines are so big because they have large scanning areas and several paper trays for different types of paper, basically. Also the toner cartridges are fairly large and last a lot longer. Then there's drums and all sorts of other stuff. I dunno I'm really just talking out my arse here ;)

yeah, I've got a HP all in one. It's very nice. It only takes 2 cartridges and it prints pictures, scans, photocopies.
TurdBerglar
03-07-2006, 11:01 PM
I photocopied my penis once. It really hurt when I shut the cover on it though


that was very turdesque
ericlee
03-07-2006, 11:04 PM
that was very turdesque

actually, I was hoping to hear that you photocopied your hemmoroid
TurdBerglar
03-07-2006, 11:06 PM
i think it's gone
na§tee
03-08-2006, 08:21 AM
oooh, i challenge thee!
i am pretty much awesome at photocopiers too.
on the film i did i had to copy all the call sheets/contact lists every single day [and they were ready to be copied always at the LAST MINUTE and had to be out the door in 5]. god, many a time i kicked that damn machine hard. no toner at 10pm. etc. people would want theirs on a5 and double sided or some crazy shit, i could do it. HOLLAH!
zorra_chiflada
03-08-2006, 02:20 PM
oooh! a challenge eh?
i'll take you on!
Pres Zount
03-08-2006, 04:58 PM
You can't take each other on if you don't know how the fuck you are going to do it.

Maybe you should start a webpage and create a messageboard for photocopier-people. That would be almost as constructive.
GetYourWarOn
03-08-2006, 05:55 PM
yeah, i'm really good at using photocopiers. i can do it really quickly and do all kinds of special tricks. and i can always get things to be the exact size i want. probably better than anyone i know. maybe i should get a career in it.



ahahaa!! PC LOAD LETTER?? WTF IS THAT!!!
zorra_chiflada
03-08-2006, 11:27 PM
means that you have the settings at the wrong paper size. describe to me what the problem is and i'll provide you with a solution.


also today the photocopier was munted (paper jam, etc.) and people kept fiddling with it and couldn't work it out. but i fixed it :cool:
na§tee
03-09-2006, 11:37 AM
You can't take each other on if you don't know how the fuck you are going to do it.

Maybe you should start a webpage and create a messageboard for photocopier-people. That would be almost as constructive.
(lb) yeah, because i was being really FUCKING SERIOUS???! jaysus.

anyway i think zorra has proved herself as more talented because i have not got a diddlysquat idea what "pc load letter" means. she shalt reign supreme.