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ericlee
03-08-2006, 12:17 AM
The girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8,9,10!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes,
it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and
all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G.
See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes,
it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered,all the
other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good,"
said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
TurdBerglar
03-08-2006, 12:19 AM
hahahaha
tracky
03-08-2006, 12:39 AM
i lol'd (y)
DandyFop
03-08-2006, 12:40 AM
that joke was crap (n)
tracky
03-08-2006, 12:42 AM
cmon don't be so harsh. mind u i am slightly drunk. but even so. i still laughed.
ericlee
03-08-2006, 12:45 AM
that joke was crap (n)

your post is crap (y)
Freebasser
03-08-2006, 12:46 AM
This post is crunk :cool:
ericlee
03-08-2006, 12:50 AM
Thanks for the support GUYS but I'm gonna go cry now.. Damn Dandy Floppers :(
DandyFop
03-08-2006, 01:08 AM
What, it's not like you wrote that crap...

it's just not a funny joke.
CrankItUp!
03-08-2006, 01:13 AM
I bee a blonde .....so drooooooooooooool suckas ! :D
Medellia
03-08-2006, 01:19 AM
that joke was crap (n)
Yeah. You can see where it's going as soon as you reach this part:
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8,9,10!"
ericlee
03-08-2006, 03:14 AM
well, I thought it was a funny joke and those of you who didn't ree hee can lick caramel from my scrotum.
Medellia
03-08-2006, 03:19 AM
1. I don't "ree hee".
2. I'm not that fond of caramel. Chocolate maybe? Or peanut butter. Peanut butter is good.
ericlee
03-08-2006, 03:28 AM
ok, peanut butter is fine. I actually wanted hot caramel for my pleasure though
discopants
03-08-2006, 03:45 AM
What do you call an intelligent blonde?






















A Labrador.
ericlee
03-08-2006, 03:51 AM
What do you call an intelligent blonde?






















A Labrador.

ok that's old. It's a classic though

what's blonde and has been in the closet for 20 years?

1986's hide and go seek champion
Tzar
03-08-2006, 05:02 AM
hahaha gotta love blonde jokes.
Anne Lauren
03-08-2006, 07:25 AM
Hahahaha! (y)

I thought it was cute.